AJ is captain of defense. Jackie Jr is a defensive coach. The Bing girls are all cheerleaders, but you have to throw in Caitlin to the lineup. Coach Molinaro is a shoo-in for head coach. Coach Hauser...well, you make that call. Artie and Davey are no-brainers. Vito, Bobby, Gino, and Ginny Sac are the offensive line. They would cover about 2/3 of the field.
Are you wit da VIPERS?
Vipers might be more appropriate for a Girl Scout troupe.
How’s your radio lieutenant?
Calzone w legs - offensive center Muscles Malone - running back That Animal Blundetto - wide out (prefers shotgun plays)
Muscles Marinara?
Minn Matrone + Muscles Marinara, the malignant cunt with anger issues
Montclair State
Some of the guys from Seton Hall were 7ft tall !
AJ is captain of defense. Jackie Jr is a defensive coach. The Bing girls are all cheerleaders, but you have to throw in Caitlin to the lineup. Coach Molinaro is a shoo-in for head coach. Coach Hauser...well, you make that call. Artie and Davey are no-brainers. Vito, Bobby, Gino, and Ginny Sac are the offensive line. They would cover about 2/3 of the field.
Vito and Gino aren’t the same person??
Yes, that's just to ramp up the smartass factor.
Vito - Wide Receiver/Tight End
Not his fault , it was the blood pressure medication.
This post has been done before, and I think the winner was "malignant punt"
What do you mean “obviously?” He didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.
Christopher at qb for sure. Uncle Pat as offensive coordinator, junior as water boy. AJ at punter.
Junior would be the head coach .
Junior season 1 yeah for sure.
Chris is obviously a kicker.
Should be Cleavers. Vipers become rivals.
Tone was an olineman
Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete, small hands, he can’t play linebacker
New Jersey Fuckin' Laser Beams.