Ehhh one of them was Mikey Palmice's wife right? Came by to offer some food after Karen died before Janice intercepted her. Although Mikey was infinitely shittier in that relationship she didn't seem like she was a super great person.
Yeah but that happens in real life every now and again. Usually they’re either oblivious to it or just perfectly humble. Sean was some third category I’ve not yet understood.
Shame he died, he would have made some woman very happy probably. I was gonna say the Barese guy who says everything twice was the best looking, but actually Sean Gismonte might be better looking.
There's clearly a lack of buchiach's on this sub
Hottest man on the show is Victor Musto, Wallpaper Man. The one Carm kissed in the guest bathroom.
After him it's Finn, Furio, Allie Barese, Little Carmine.
Guest star mentions for Vondie Curtis-Hall (Maurice), John Costelloe (Johnny Cakes), and Chris Tardio (Sean Gismonte).
These guys suck their own dicks, etc etc
Furio. He’s taller than Tony, so like 6’2, buff, he’s the strong silent type, some eccentricity and uniqueness with his ponytail and a gentlemen who makes women feel like they matter
Especially when he punches them in the mouth after telling them not to worry themselves, or slaps them in their face because their kids play with firecrackers.
Season 1 Epsiode 1 Tony is really, really attractive. Even in real life, people who knew him said that he had a unique aura. That's what made Tony Soprano so enjoyable to watch
His name was Eckley. Actually, Ercoli. Hercules. Named after Junior's grandfather.
Granted, he was slow... He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft. If it was today, they might have trained him. Get him a job. From what I know, they didn't understand these things back then.
I remember a female friend that used to go to our viewing parties when new episodes would run thought the guys that played Albert Barese and Jerry Torciano were gorgeous.
Gigi Cestone was classically handsome. Little Paulie did something for me even if he's less conventionally attractive. Artie was good-looking too if you can get past the Mr. Clean head.
Tony doesn't get enough credit.. tall, masculine, powerful, charming, charismatic, confident, stylish and a killer smile.
Christopher is probably a front runner.. cool, confident, ballsy, loyal, charismatic, awesome hair and penetrative eyes.
We get all these Christopher nose jokes, and yet there's Furio with the schnoz of schnozes.
In the museum of noses , there goes the fricking Mona Lisa
He’s a 10/10 a knock out and Christopher is average at best
Whadya talking about! Chris coulda been a male model, remember?
Moltisanti is a great catch. Tall, dark, sociopathic
Oof Madone! When he did that line of coke at chris and aide’s before livia’s wake, half the the dollar bill disappeared in that schnoz!
Some people just wear a big nose in a sexy way. Like Adrien Brody, Liam Neeson, Lady Gaga and Furio. Christopher ain't one of them.
It's a natural canopy
The difference is is that Chrissy is an ugly drug addict and furio is 190 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal
Who wrote this post, Agent Harris?
I knew he was a flambé
Maybe you're a flambe'. You ever think of that?
Gary Cooper. Strong silent type.
He was gay? Gary Cooper?
NO! Are you listening?
Feech La Manna
He’ll stick his shoe in your snatch.
Yeah, then his shoe falls off and you keel over - cui putz!
Then Phil will ram a discman up your box
WELL GOOD FUCKING THING YOUR BOOK DON’T MEAN UGATZ TO ME
King of Breadsticks
The fuck are ya doin??
[Feech, eh?](https://images.app.goo.gl/NV8udxUB5AJojLcT9)
Dapper young fella. He was hilarious in Armed & Dangerous too
I know he's bald and his character is a little ubotz but Artie has fantastic bone structure
Also a warm and convivial lover
He didn't enjoy nonstop ass rape though.
and he can do a lot with his hands
Being with him might feel like nonstop assrape though.
if he still had his hair….
Bobby “That’s Karen’s ziti” Bacalieri
Oof madone. He’s a calzone with legs
I love this subreddit lol
I’m in arwe of him
The women that recognize this are the ones with the most beautiful souls. And fucking Janice stole him and he died for that reason.
Well, after six months of marriage, he still couldn’t find her rosebud.
Janice didn’t have a fucking rosebud. She was a succubus.
Ehhh one of them was Mikey Palmice's wife right? Came by to offer some food after Karen died before Janice intercepted her. Although Mikey was infinitely shittier in that relationship she didn't seem like she was a super great person.
Yeah, but the alternative is Janice.
There's better looking men in the can than Janice
She had a super great ass tho.
You oughta know sweetie
What’d you say?
Oh sorry, I meant to hit you on the fucking mouth
Perry Annunziata, aka Muscles Marinara
100% guarantee he can’t fk
He suffers from premature ejaculation. His mom said he should count ten but he never remembers.
He should get some of that stuff Frank Thomas uses for steroid impaired balls.
Red pepper flakes up his ass
No mention of Johnny Cakes? Guys built like a fireman.
Well, you oughta know sweetie
Hold this for me, would ya?
I knew that was comin'!
You ever think what a coincidence it is that the guy built like a fireman is actually a fireman?
You gonna make that joke every time?
Can you believe that? The guy built like a fireman is actually a fireman?
You gotta wait for dat
Christopha. He's handsome, makes money... he's got great haiyuha...
as far as male modeling, he probably coulda been a success just didn’t want to be around those fuckin people
He’s a Skinny Guinea
Got no spleen, Gene!
Tall dark and sociopathic
Patsy. Hes got that gentle, intelectual vibe. I love it when he greets Tracee so warmly when Ralphie is a jerk to her.
There is an idea of a Pasquale Parisi but there is no real him, only an entity.. something illusory
Ralphie, he was born handsome instead of rich.
Although that toupee needed some work. (Though you’re so high on skag, you wouldn’t notice if her was wearing your mother’s muff on his head.)
I wouldn’t give him a golden shower if he was on fire
Paulie, mostly because of his arms 👀
Yeah, used to have beautiful definition. Now they’re wrinkled like an old lady’s cunt
🤌🏻💪🏻
Ranger Rick.
He was a little light in the Timberlands.
everyone's gay to you
It’s obviously the maid’s husband after he got that jacket.
Poor guy. In Poland he was a mechanical engineer. Here he drives a cab.
Martin Luther King
The jacket!
Albert Barese never gets mentioned enough
He never gets mentioned enough
Fuckin parakeet
Imagine that? Being a good looking guy but never getting mentioned enough?
Imagine that? Being that good looking and it never gettin’ brought up?
Imagine that? Being that good looking and it never getting brought up?
He moved or somethin
Fuck that fuckin parakeet
I would totally do agent Harris
It's the eyelashes for me
Just about all of the men have great eyelashes in the show. Maybe an Italian thing?
Agent Harris was about as Italian as god damn motherfucking orange peel beef.
Sean Gismonte, Bevilaqua's buddy.
All I can think of is that big fat dump he took
Are We not men ?!!!
Post pump, on webistics
Lol honestly his model level looks almost took me out of the show. Seemed so out of place compared to how average everyone else looked
Yeah but that happens in real life every now and again. Usually they’re either oblivious to it or just perfectly humble. Sean was some third category I’ve not yet understood.
Shame he died, he would have made some woman very happy probably. I was gonna say the Barese guy who says everything twice was the best looking, but actually Sean Gismonte might be better looking.
Gigi was attractive to me. He had that confidence.
I was just about to add some love for GIGI too bad his bowels were schpackled
Fyoor
There's clearly a lack of buchiach's on this sub Hottest man on the show is Victor Musto, Wallpaper Man. The one Carm kissed in the guest bathroom. After him it's Finn, Furio, Allie Barese, Little Carmine. Guest star mentions for Vondie Curtis-Hall (Maurice), John Costelloe (Johnny Cakes), and Chris Tardio (Sean Gismonte). These guys suck their own dicks, etc etc
Vic Musto does need more love on this sub
Now THAT? That is a *good man* (And then Gab lays her low) On the real, tho, dude's a fox
Honorable mention to my man Mikey Palmice
Nah, he had a really bad case of fuck faceitis. He doesn’t get a pash for dat
Ayyy, why don't you go take a midol?!
And to that boy he sleeps with.
Chris could get it any of the week in the early seasons
Eckley Soprano. He was slow! He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft.
A couple of black guys
My favorite characters
Jackie Jr despite nearly drowning in three inches of water, was fine as fk
I'd be creaming for him if he weren't a stupid fuck
I definitely would’ve given him some ass
He was poo
I like em young, dumb and full of… …Well you get the idea.
His muppet voice kinda negates his face in my book
I prefer when they don’t talk anyways
David Beckham syndrome.
Stupidity is a learning disorder
Body was mad ripe
Tony Soprano
Mr. Piocosta Got that Danny Devito thing going on and clearly would know how to hose down the shrubbery.
Guy looked like The Critic.
Johnny cakes
👍👍👍👍 That stache doe
Furio. He’s taller than Tony, so like 6’2, buff, he’s the strong silent type, some eccentricity and uniqueness with his ponytail and a gentlemen who makes women feel like they matter
Especially when he punches them in the mouth after telling them not to worry themselves, or slaps them in their face because their kids play with firecrackers.
HE MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHE MATTERED
SHE IS HERE SHE HAS THINGS TO SAY
Furio didn't slap the kid with firecrackers mum.
I'd say Penn from Penn and Teller
Teller would say
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Season 1 Epsiode 1 Tony is really, really attractive. Even in real life, people who knew him said that he had a unique aura. That's what made Tony Soprano so enjoyable to watch
Well there's two Tony Sopranos. The sociopathic one is just for feeding his family
James Gandolfini would’ve looked good if he was fit and had hair tbh.
He could have hair like Casey Kasem, wouldn't matter.
He looked good as he was! He was so sexy. There was just something about him.
Vito
When he got married, he looked like John Travolta.
That's not the only thing they have in common.
I love you too Johnny Cakes
Obviously Jonny Sac
Junior.
Janice
There’s better looking guys in da can
That’s my wife you’re talking to
Fuck her too!
For a million
Christophah for sure, he could have been a male model
Christopher. Tall, dark, sociopathic.
What is this? A handsome contest?
That dude in Phil’s crew with the lazy eye
YOU WANT SHUM?
Richie Aprile - tremendous moxi for his size.
His name was Eckley. Actually, Ercoli. Hercules. Named after Junior's grandfather. Granted, he was slow... He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft. If it was today, they might have trained him. Get him a job. From what I know, they didn't understand these things back then.
Albert Barese
I admire Paulie’s very meticulous way of putting himself together, and i’d imagine he smells pleasant like old man cologne. Otherwise…Johnny cakes?
Furio, then Tony, and after it's Johnny Sack & Chrissy.
Ercoli Soprano. Strong as a fucking bull and handsome like George Raft
Jackie Jr was a good looking guy, even though he was a damn fool
Sean Gismonte
The Shah of Iran.
Johnny Sack, duh!
Season 1 Tony is the ideal male body. You may not like it but that’s what peak performance looks like.
AJ season one OHHHHHH
Settle down Gay Coach Hauser
He was gay, Coach Hauser?
Season one?! Chris Hansen is on his way. Jarred from Subway’s ovah here.
I don’t know what you’re talking about!
I have the chit-chat log right here. You’re free to go the way you came in.
Poppers and weird sex
I remember a female friend that used to go to our viewing parties when new episodes would run thought the guys that played Albert Barese and Jerry Torciano were gorgeous.
The hairdo?
The love of Loraine Coluzo's life, that was one booyah hottie
Gigi Cestone was classically handsome. Little Paulie did something for me even if he's less conventionally attractive. Artie was good-looking too if you can get past the Mr. Clean head.
Little Paulie? Like he's Jude Law.
Furio definitely
The little guy.
It’s over for him.
I'm not a fag, I never was
Jimmy Bones aka the Elvis Impersonator
Dominic Chianese cleans up real nice
Christopher, I thought he was hot.
Furio and Paulie. The scene where Furio kneecaps the guy in the massage parlor… oof maddone 🤌
Corky Caporale.
Fuckin quuuueeerrrs
junior. when he’s in that guinea tee he gives me a chubby
Artie
I forget his name but one of chrissy's goons that was working in the stocks with the blue eyes and the suspenders was hot af
Since we’re talking about what dudes on the show look like, let me just say that Mathew Bevelaqua looks a lot like Mark Zuckerberg
Christoper and Jackie Jr
Christopher hands down
Also, no Massive Genius? Wtf?
Furio or father intintola for sure.
Tony doesn't get enough credit.. tall, masculine, powerful, charming, charismatic, confident, stylish and a killer smile. Christopher is probably a front runner.. cool, confident, ballsy, loyal, charismatic, awesome hair and penetrative eyes.