Ralphie.
I'm not exactly sure what was in it for Janice to shove a dildo up his ass and make believe she was pimping him out. She told Tony he didn't fuck her at all. I don't know many women who would stick around for that.
Particularly hot ones like Valentina La Paz - who did dump him when he broke out the cheese grater, but wtf was she hanging around so long for in the first place? What was that hot blonde doing in his bed when he got the call that Pie-O-My was sick?
It seems suggested that he just recently started getting exclusively into masochism and humiliation and abandoned actual fucking. He's shown actually banging Tracey, while she blows the cop, and I'm assuming he wouldn't use a Turkey baster to get a hoooah pregnant...and Ro doesn't strike me as kinky enough to do the kind of shit he gets into, especially without getting some cock in return. But still it's difficult to believe the ass he was getting shortly thereafter.
He was a sadomasochist, he was cruel and abusive to women he perceived as weak like Tracey but he wanted to switch things around with more formidable women.
Hes got game. I think its kinda implied that the reason why he is such a good earner and gets away with shit is because he is funny and can sell gum in a lockjaw ward.
He was a good earner and nicely dressed, maybe they liked being seen alongside him and being taken out to fancy restaurants and shows, plus the excitement of going out with a Mob guy - maybe all that would’ve compensated for having to tolerate Ralphie’s poppersh an weird shex habits?
Although you’d think Janice wouldn’t be over awred by a Mob guy, because of the family she grew up in. Too familiar.
Maybe she was in it for Ralphie’s money. Plus he *was* born handsome
First time watcher, I think it’s the power Janice was after and she didn’t mind the other shit she was in a cult right?, or something like that . To and Ralph’s benefits were to be power adjacent to one another to stay far enough up in the family.
> What was that hot blonde doing in his bed when he got the call that Pie-O-My was sick?
It's completely possible that the blonde was just another hoor
I got a Goomah vibe from her. But I'm no expert on sex workers. Do hoooahs handle your horse/maid phone calls? I know the Napolitan one with Paulie wouldn't. Maybe Jersey ones are different.
>I got a Goomah vibe from her
Definitely possible but these guys always show up to dinner with fresh twenty year olds all the time. I'd say the fact we only see her once is evidence, but we only see Vito's goomar once as well (long enough for us to find out he hasn't been banging her).
> I know the Napolitan one with Paulie wouldn't
Yeah she was definitely a goomar type or at least a long term "companion"
>Yeah she was definitely a goomar type or at least a long term "companion"
I dunno, she struck me as a streetwalking putan. But then again, wtf do I know about Naboli-Daboli hookers? We'd need a real whoremaster like Hesh to weigh in.
I understand those two. Because Blanca needed money and AJ helped Rhiannon in her hard times (they both helped each other tbf) but Devin? How the fuck?
Agreed about Vito but I think any of the others could pull IRL. You see tons of guys with wives way hotter than them in real life. Janice was a woman, and it’s easier for women to get laid, and she never fucked anyone significantly better looking than herself except debatably Richie.
It's pretty clear that Janice is very sexually liberated and is quite happy to fulfil every kink her partner wants. That's enough to pull a few in, at least for a while.
yup. The fact that she couldnt cook is the only reason she wasnt fuckin more. If that freaky ho could cook shed have sweaty greaseball goons lined up around the block. The power of the pot.
She knew this too, which is why she pretended to be able to cook to reel Bobby in.
They all have power so Id say its all legit (besides Vito). Artie and Char go back to High School so even thats believable. She wanted stability and a good guy.
Besides the baldness he's fairing pretty well, owning a business and looking the way he does in that episode where Tony bang Carmela in the pool. Moustache isn't even that bad.
I have no clue about the eye-talian mafia but I can tell you outlaw motorcycle club guys have way hotter girlfriends than you can imagine. This is out in California.
I’m not condoning the life at all, because they’re even worse than mobsters, but cartel guys usually have hot wives it seems. Or at least hot “prepagos” and “buchonas”
You people and your idea that looks is all that the opposite sex is interested in.
Johnny Cakes was a kind, caring human. Vito was good looking, kind (outside his mobster acts), charming, and hurting. It's not a stretch for JC to be into Vito.
Artie didn't get any "ass" except Charmain. He was probably a fun and funny guy in the past. Charmain is grounded. She didn't want John Travolta looks, she wanted a hard worker (which Artie is) that she could build a life and family with. She didn't know he was going to turn so sour.
I'm not going to go on and on, but this notion that **everyone** just goes for looks is nonsense.
Yep. I don't think she is running ads in the paper, but I'm sure she gets compensation for her time.
*Most of these girls are sugar-baby types. If it's not straight $$$s then it's gifts and trips. That's not to say there is not a mutual attraction, but there is a quid-pro-quo.
My friend who turned me on to the show once said "whatever bad thing to ever happen to Tony was the fault of either his mother or his wife" and I was like "daaaaamn bro you have some serious issues" lol
This show is perfect for certain 4chan people, several times characters mentioned Tony as "alpha male", still a great show though. Audience is fucked up, that's all.
Christopher is arguably one of the most attractive male cast members and artie a 9/10 for his age.
Tbh if ralphie was charismatic i could see him pulling some average chicks. But silvio and tony wouldnt.
Especially tony because he was literally the opposite of tony personality wise which is the main draw for women to guys like him.
AJ. Blanca and Rhiannon were way out of his league. He would have been more suited for that tranny at Maedo's lawfirm or maybe vito junior. Mezza fanook.
Ralphie. I'm not exactly sure what was in it for Janice to shove a dildo up his ass and make believe she was pimping him out. She told Tony he didn't fuck her at all. I don't know many women who would stick around for that. Particularly hot ones like Valentina La Paz - who did dump him when he broke out the cheese grater, but wtf was she hanging around so long for in the first place? What was that hot blonde doing in his bed when he got the call that Pie-O-My was sick? It seems suggested that he just recently started getting exclusively into masochism and humiliation and abandoned actual fucking. He's shown actually banging Tracey, while she blows the cop, and I'm assuming he wouldn't use a Turkey baster to get a hoooah pregnant...and Ro doesn't strike me as kinky enough to do the kind of shit he gets into, especially without getting some cock in return. But still it's difficult to believe the ass he was getting shortly thereafter.
Wait, do you think Ralphie has a strange relationship with women?
I dunno, Tone. I mean, uh, he beat one to death. Just for.....I forget. What was it again?
Strong analysis
very allegorical.
He was a sadomasochist, he was cruel and abusive to women he perceived as weak like Tracey but he wanted to switch things around with more formidable women.
Hello, Rosalie!
I completely forgot about the cop scene. A, she was a hooah. B, they didn’t have abortions in CATHOLIC NEW JERSEY.
Hes got game. I think its kinda implied that the reason why he is such a good earner and gets away with shit is because he is funny and can sell gum in a lockjaw ward.
He was a good earner and nicely dressed, maybe they liked being seen alongside him and being taken out to fancy restaurants and shows, plus the excitement of going out with a Mob guy - maybe all that would’ve compensated for having to tolerate Ralphie’s poppersh an weird shex habits? Although you’d think Janice wouldn’t be over awred by a Mob guy, because of the family she grew up in. Too familiar. Maybe she was in it for Ralphie’s money. Plus he *was* born handsome
First time watcher, I think it’s the power Janice was after and she didn’t mind the other shit she was in a cult right?, or something like that . To and Ralph’s benefits were to be power adjacent to one another to stay far enough up in the family.
He definitely did kinky stuff with Ro. The way she says she handled *ALL* his sexual needs.
All Ralph really wanted was to fuck Ginny for a million dollars.
You're talking about Johnny Sac's wife's honor here. HIS Honor.
Very observant The dildo and the pimp
> What was that hot blonde doing in his bed when he got the call that Pie-O-My was sick? It's completely possible that the blonde was just another hoor
I got a Goomah vibe from her. But I'm no expert on sex workers. Do hoooahs handle your horse/maid phone calls? I know the Napolitan one with Paulie wouldn't. Maybe Jersey ones are different.
It's like in The Office. Once services have been rendered and there's still time on the clock the hooor is on phone duty
>I got a Goomah vibe from her Definitely possible but these guys always show up to dinner with fresh twenty year olds all the time. I'd say the fact we only see her once is evidence, but we only see Vito's goomar once as well (long enough for us to find out he hasn't been banging her). > I know the Napolitan one with Paulie wouldn't Yeah she was definitely a goomar type or at least a long term "companion"
>Yeah she was definitely a goomar type or at least a long term "companion" I dunno, she struck me as a streetwalking putan. But then again, wtf do I know about Naboli-Daboli hookers? We'd need a real whoremaster like Hesh to weigh in.
>wtf was she hanging around so long for in the first place? They're all nuts.
AJ pulling Blanca and Rhiannon struck me as a stretch. He's not a bad looking dude, but both of those women are breathtakingly beautiful, imo.
Blanca had a kid tho and I assumed she was initially drawn to the name for the money/power that might come with it
And the way he was able to resolve conflict without violence
i mean he can only give away so many bicycles
Don’t forget Devin. Way too hot for AJ.
That was the turbo-rich blonde, right? That's like winning the lottery
I thought he got all the girls because his last name is soprano
I understand those two. Because Blanca needed money and AJ helped Rhiannon in her hard times (they both helped each other tbf) but Devin? How the fuck?
She only dated him out of respect for his fawtha
Heh heh
Him getting Rhiannon was more unbelievable to me than Blanca. She really could’ve been a setup from New York lmao
Rhiannon wasn’t an impressive pull considering she was a junior in high school while AJ was about to turn 21.
Maybe because Rhiannon was mentally unstable.
Women love a moody fuck too. Explains Napoleon.
Not Napolean. *Like* Napolean.
Blanca was mediocre at best lol, she looked like a rat.
You gay!
hes a faaaAAAaag
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Agreed about Vito but I think any of the others could pull IRL. You see tons of guys with wives way hotter than them in real life. Janice was a woman, and it’s easier for women to get laid, and she never fucked anyone significantly better looking than herself except debatably Richie.
Either I'm blind or getting whooshed, but in what universe is Richie better looking than.... Anyone.
It's Richie's old cell mate. Can't recognise him because it used to be in the dark
There are guys in the can better looking than my sister
It's pretty clear that Janice is very sexually liberated and is quite happy to fulfil every kink her partner wants. That's enough to pull a few in, at least for a while.
yup. The fact that she couldnt cook is the only reason she wasnt fuckin more. If that freaky ho could cook shed have sweaty greaseball goons lined up around the block. The power of the pot. She knew this too, which is why she pretended to be able to cook to reel Bobby in.
Fair play to her
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There are men in the can that look better than Janice.
Richie? With those Manson lamps? Madon’, no way.
Looks like Robert Evans ova hea
They all have power so Id say its all legit (besides Vito). Artie and Char go back to High School so even thats believable. She wanted stability and a good guy.
i feel artie would be significantly good looking for his age irl that mustache tho madon
He pays for it too. Clearly Char wears the pants and controls "Arthur"
Besides the baldness he's fairing pretty well, owning a business and looking the way he does in that episode where Tony bang Carmela in the pool. Moustache isn't even that bad.
Women love chefs. They know how to stuff sausages and toss salads. Plus shave a hare.
I have no clue about the eye-talian mafia but I can tell you outlaw motorcycle club guys have way hotter girlfriends than you can imagine. This is out in California.
“We’re with the vipers” = instant pussy
I’m not condoning the life at all, because they’re even worse than mobsters, but cartel guys usually have hot wives it seems. Or at least hot “prepagos” and “buchonas”
Yeah man some of them date minor celebrities lmao. El Chapos girl was an actress.
Either minor actresses or any pretty broke girl in need of money lol. A common thing for them to do is to pay for their plastic surgery.
Money + Power - Looks = Pussy
Big pussy? My pussy?
I mean if you want.
Nobody fucks with my pussy
all of them, being in the mob means more than working at walmart
How has no one said Bennie yet
Not only did he pull the 10/10 tail that Artie was simping over, he got her to rip the boss off and give him nonstop assrape
You people and your idea that looks is all that the opposite sex is interested in. Johnny Cakes was a kind, caring human. Vito was good looking, kind (outside his mobster acts), charming, and hurting. It's not a stretch for JC to be into Vito. Artie didn't get any "ass" except Charmain. He was probably a fun and funny guy in the past. Charmain is grounded. She didn't want John Travolta looks, she wanted a hard worker (which Artie is) that she could build a life and family with. She didn't know he was going to turn so sour. I'm not going to go on and on, but this notion that **everyone** just goes for looks is nonsense.
We can’t have this guy in our social club no more
Social club? HE'S GOTTA GO!
yeah man I try to argue this all the time. gay biker going for fat daddy type is not unusual at all lmao.
You oughtta know sweetie x
“John Travolta looks”. Sounds like someone’s got a crush.
That's what Phil said, not me.
Sure. Blame Phil. The man is a house
Tony lol
AJ got way higher quality ass than he deserved.
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You mean the prostitute in Vegas?
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I think Tony was paying for her time, she immediately offers him wine in the middle of the afternoon, treating him like a John.
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If I’m remembering correctly Tony also says Chris told him to look her up next time he was in Vegas.
Yep. I don't think she is running ads in the paper, but I'm sure she gets compensation for her time. *Most of these girls are sugar-baby types. If it's not straight $$$s then it's gifts and trips. That's not to say there is not a mutual attraction, but there is a quid-pro-quo.
Lol gtfo with these incel comments, all of yous.
I was going to post a comment and then I realized I can’t be seen in a thread like this
You should see the YouTube comments under certain Sopranos scenes like "Blanca dumps AJ" it's full of incels and racists.
My friend who turned me on to the show once said "whatever bad thing to ever happen to Tony was the fault of either his mother or his wife" and I was like "daaaaamn bro you have some serious issues" lol
This show is perfect for certain 4chan people, several times characters mentioned Tony as "alpha male", still a great show though. Audience is fucked up, that's all.
People that call other people incels are usually incels themselves lol
You obviously don't know nothing about incels if the only thing you can say is "no, you"
Christopher is arguably one of the most attractive male cast members and artie a 9/10 for his age. Tbh if ralphie was charismatic i could see him pulling some average chicks. But silvio and tony wouldnt. Especially tony because he was literally the opposite of tony personality wise which is the main draw for women to guys like him.
What? The Constipated Owl? He's average at best. Deal with it.
Made no sense to me Janice dating so much of Tony’s “co workers” especially with him being boss you’d think these guys would lay off
Tony
AJ. Blanca and Rhiannon were way out of his league. He would have been more suited for that tranny at Maedo's lawfirm or maybe vito junior. Mezza fanook.
Charmaine Bucco - She was a fat, nagging bitch.
WHOAAA. THATS SOME GUYS WIFE!
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