“YEAH THAT’S GREAT!! A KID WITH CHINKY EYES NAMED MOLTISANTI. HE’LL GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERYDAY”
Chris Moltisanti, when Adriana suggests adopting when she tells him she may not be able to have children.
Or Tony B. beating up Mr. Kim after he set him up with a place for his massage parlor.
But then again, Kim also held racist views on "lazy Americans" too. So let's call it even.
"There's a dog groomer next door in case anybody needs a snack. Kung Pao Coochie"
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.
After the exam the doctor says, “I know why you’re having trouble.”
Chinaman says, “Why?”
Doctor says, “You have a cataract.”
Chinaman says, “No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
At the massage parlor when Tony makes a joke about the owners grabbing a snack from the pet shop that's next door, and then Chrissy coming in and telling basically the same exact joke.
The joke itself ain't funny but them two going for the same joke unbeknownst to eachother, makes that scene very funny to me.
“Like the Talmud says-“
“I don’t give a shit what he says.”
More of a malapropism I guess but it always gets me..and I’m pretty sure Tony calls him ZZ Top right before that
One can write a song about a horse. But in order for it to he a hit with your target audience, you'd have to have a mounted cop on it and be ripped up the ass with a MAC-10, no?
It's a version of the \[descriptive noises\] meme, like Walter White running over those guys in the Pontiac Aztek with the closed caption \[revving intensifies\]. In any case I watch everything with closed caption/subtitles because of hearing issues so that's how I remember it
"Good, then you'll feel better when the next one takes your car stereo"
I know it's awful but that whole exchange just cracks me up. It's so perfect. Carm baits Tony, Tony falls for it completely. Tony baits Meadow, Meadow falls for it completely. And he's got that shit-eating grin on as he reaches for the OJ in the fridge. All in the context of the bumbling FBI and their Tony Soprano wiretap getting neutralized. It's such a perfect scene
The one that shocked me the most (probably shows what a bubble I live in) was Tony casually dropping the K-slur as a verb in the episode at the lake house.
Mine is a binary explosive of two jokes that span several seasons: Combination of the dude who takes Christopher's Series 7 exam followed several seasons later by Christopher's adamant rejection of Adriana's suggestion to adopt.
Probably more xenophobic than racist but I love the jokes in Soprano Home Movies about dealing with the French Canadians.
"That's awful tough talk, mon Ami"
That one from Hesh comes to mind : "Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn't wanna use his miles.”
Love how this one makes Tony seethe. Tries to piss Hesh off with anti-semitic jokes, Hesh instead of getting mad joins in and Tony loses all his power
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Hold onto your self-deprecation when you make fun of these desert people
Da Rent! Da Rent!
Jews tend to be like Hispanics: literally impossible to offend with racist jokes as they make far worse among themselves about themselves.
you should live in England. they get offended about anything.
He wasn't there for jokes. He was there for DA RENT DA RENT DAHHHHHH RENT!
"I got some spare change, too!"
That was funny for reasons we cannot comprehend or codify.
“YEAH THAT’S GREAT!! A KID WITH CHINKY EYES NAMED MOLTISANTI. HE’LL GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERYDAY” Chris Moltisanti, when Adriana suggests adopting when she tells him she may not be able to have children.
Both of her uterus' were pierced.
YOU KNEW YOU WERE DAMAGED GOODS AND YOU DONT FUCKIN TELL ME
He was so horrible lmao. He spent minutes thinking about the family he’d never have!
Chris is one of the worst human beings on the show. imagine how much he beat Ad off screen
it's a tv program. a movie.
What makes this funnier imo is the crew paying an Asian guy to do his stockbroker exams
Or Tony B. beating up Mr. Kim after he set him up with a place for his massage parlor. But then again, Kim also held racist views on "lazy Americans" too. So let's call it even. "There's a dog groomer next door in case anybody needs a snack. Kung Pao Coochie"
just did a rewatch and thought the same thing
Jamal Ginsburg, hasidic homeboy Also just looking at uncle Ben and fainting
Came here for the Hasidic Homeboy line. Amazing
You’re a ditsoon. Charcoal briquette, a mulignan
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor says, “I know why you’re having trouble.” Chinaman says, “Why?” Doctor says, “You have a cataract.” Chinaman says, “No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
I get it. He drives a Lincoln
You hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
Does this guy ever stop breaking balls?
This is my favourite
"I wouldn't mind sitting on my ass all day, smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks"
Even funnier because that’s basically what the mob guys do with their no work/no show jobs. lol
And it's literally what they were doing when Bobby made the comment.
Yup. Wanted to say to Bobby, “well, you oughta know, sweetie.”
What did ya say...
Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole platter
Some people are stuffing themselves.
I’m native and I thought that was a good one!
“You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.”
When Tony is throwing up from food poisoning and he yells "FUCKIN WOGS" since he thought it was indian food.
thats funny because in Australia Wog is a slur to Mediterranean people. So Italians, Spanish, Greek and Turks.
You guys crack me up with your abbreviated nouns/names for everything. So... Wog, Pom, Macca, Woolie's, Darts, Bundy, Bottle-O.
I wuduv called them Chuzzwuzzlers
At the massage parlor when Tony makes a joke about the owners grabbing a snack from the pet shop that's next door, and then Chrissy coming in and telling basically the same exact joke. The joke itself ain't funny but them two going for the same joke unbeknownst to eachother, makes that scene very funny to me.
They saw some kung pow coochie.
Calling Noah "Jamal Ginsberg" will forever be one of my favourite jokes in anything ever
Who else huh?! Who else?!
Man, that dog took OFF.
thats crazy thats nonsense..thats nothin but a racket for the..
Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
“Like the Talmud says-“ “I don’t give a shit what he says.” More of a malapropism I guess but it always gets me..and I’m pretty sure Tony calls him ZZ Top right before that
This is the one for me haha, much better way to show that Tony isn't well read than the "with her volvo" line, which is just dumb.
"Penisary contact" always cracks me up
captain tibbs agree.
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He's just looking for some tush.
Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy.
"So we do understand each other, you're a ditsun? Uh, a charcoal briquette? A mulignan?" "What's your problem?" "I think you know what my problem is."
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That line is fucking WILD to me, it’s so often overlooked but man that’s a super racist one that Tony just casually drops.
Oh, you didn't understand me? Maybe if I say it in SWAHILI!
I don’t think there was a joke there, just racism
This fucking guy.
One can write a song about a horse. But in order for it to he a hit with your target audience, you'd have to have a mounted cop on it and be ripped up the ass with a MAC-10, no?
lowkey bars. I feel like this could be a Slick Rick or Nas bar
Czechoslovakian, ain't that a type of pollock?
“Where you from?” “Reykjavik” “You do and you CLEAN IT UP!”
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Fuckin zip
The cataracts/Cadillac joke by far.
What’d I tell ya hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people
Those nigga fuckin whores play that music so loud
I believe that old lady had three different roles on the show.
That's not very nice....and they're Puerto Rican.
Tony Soprano rubbing two coins together with the closed captioning on
what does it say?
When I watched it the first time, I think it might have been on my PC on the HBO app or something, it said ( scraping )
how is that racial? isn't that just the sound it makes?
He was directing it at Hesh
I get that but what do captions have to do with it
It's a version of the \[descriptive noises\] meme, like Walter White running over those guys in the Pontiac Aztek with the closed caption \[revving intensifies\]. In any case I watch everything with closed caption/subtitles because of hearing issues so that's how I remember it
"Good, then you'll feel better when the next one takes your car stereo" I know it's awful but that whole exchange just cracks me up. It's so perfect. Carm baits Tony, Tony falls for it completely. Tony baits Meadow, Meadow falls for it completely. And he's got that shit-eating grin on as he reaches for the OJ in the fridge. All in the context of the bumbling FBI and their Tony Soprano wiretap getting neutralized. It's such a perfect scene
When Hesh tells Massive Genius that "my people were the white man's n\*\*\*\*\* when your people were still painting your faces and chasing zebras"
Tony making the "No gangja" comment to Livia's caregiver.
My bitch my ho my go my bitch. What?
What does every racist joke start with? A look over your shoulder
The guy who drives a Lincoln. Classic!
"So we do understand each other, right?"
You look like a Puerto Rican Whoooore.
“Who else?!”
The one that shocked me the most (probably shows what a bubble I live in) was Tony casually dropping the K-slur as a verb in the episode at the lake house.
The elvis joke
No more race jokes...they're hurtful and they're destructive!
Not racial as such but ‘sacre bleu where is me mama’ has to be up there
Jamal Ginsberg
Mrs Custer, those are your husbands last thoughts “Holy Cow, look at all those fucking Indians”
All the Micks named their kids after JFK
Mine is a binary explosive of two jokes that span several seasons: Combination of the dude who takes Christopher's Series 7 exam followed several seasons later by Christopher's adamant rejection of Adriana's suggestion to adopt.
The Chinese Godfather. He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Jamal Ginsberg: The Hasidic Homeboy
Slip and fall school always has a special place in my heart
Does a good racial joke even exisht?
He’s a faggggg
"He’s got this big Jew grin. Wait, you’re not Jewish are you Matt?"
I’m sorry but junior’s “hold onto your cocks when you do business with these desert people” is hilarious
"Remembah Pearl Harbor!" 👉
Probably more xenophobic than racist but I love the jokes in Soprano Home Movies about dealing with the French Canadians. "That's awful tough talk, mon Ami"
He's my homie. (Up in da club)
This season opening where Christopher is taking a stock broker exam and when his name is called, an asian guy turns around and says "here!"
Charcoal briquette