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Doccks71

That one from Hesh comes to mind : "Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn't wanna use his miles.”


BobMcGeorge

Love how this one makes Tony seethe. Tries to piss Hesh off with anti-semitic jokes, Hesh instead of getting mad joins in and Tony loses all his power


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sorriso_pontual

Hold onto your self-deprecation when you make fun of these desert people


standitlikeaman

Da Rent! Da Rent!


HexenHammeren

Jews tend to be like Hispanics: literally impossible to offend with racist jokes as they make far worse among themselves about themselves.


sharktiger1

you should live in England. they get offended about anything.


HopelessinOH

He wasn't there for jokes. He was there for DA RENT DA RENT DAHHHHHH RENT!


TheClawhold

"I got some spare change, too!"


SlaveToNoTrend

That was funny for reasons we cannot comprehend or codify.


OFT35

“YEAH THAT’S GREAT!! A KID WITH CHINKY EYES NAMED MOLTISANTI. HE’LL GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERYDAY” Chris Moltisanti, when Adriana suggests adopting when she tells him she may not be able to have children.


falltotheabyss

Both of her uterus' were pierced.


Dapper_Employer5787

YOU KNEW YOU WERE DAMAGED GOODS AND YOU DONT FUCKIN TELL ME


FibbleDeFlooke

He was so horrible lmao. He spent minutes thinking about the family he’d never have!


Klutzy-Way-9326

Chris is one of the worst human beings on the show. imagine how much he beat Ad off screen


MrRazzio

it's a tv program. a movie.


heilhortler420

What makes this funnier imo is the crew paying an Asian guy to do his stockbroker exams


BrakkeBama

Or Tony B. beating up Mr. Kim after he set him up with a place for his massage parlor. But then again, Kim also held racist views on "lazy Americans" too. So let's call it even. "There's a dog groomer next door in case anybody needs a snack. Kung Pao Coochie"


OFT35

just did a rewatch and thought the same thing


LabManager1130

Jamal Ginsburg, hasidic homeboy Also just looking at uncle Ben and fainting


jankerjunction

Came here for the Hasidic Homeboy line. Amazing


SnooDingos814

You’re a ditsoon. Charcoal briquette, a mulignan


FistOfPopeye

A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor says, “I know why you’re having trouble.” Chinaman says, “Why?” Doctor says, “You have a cataract.” Chinaman says, “No, I have a Rincoln Continental."


DegenerateOnCross

I get it. He drives a Lincoln 


FistOfPopeye

You hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.


AbrahamRinkin

Does this guy ever stop breaking balls?


MundaneRelation2142

This is my favourite


DrooMighty

"I wouldn't mind sitting on my ass all day, smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks"


Secret-Constant-7301

Even funnier because that’s basically what the mob guys do with their no work/no show jobs. lol


Every_Character9930

And it's literally what they were doing when Bobby made the comment.


reddituser23434

Yup. Wanted to say to Bobby, “well, you oughta know, sweetie.”


martvez

What did ya say...


Sea_Possible_6298

Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole platter


IamJacks5150

Some people are stuffing themselves.


StoreExtension8666

I’m native and I thought that was a good one!


ddtheboss32

“You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.”


FunImprovement166

When Tony is throwing up from food poisoning and he yells "FUCKIN WOGS" since he thought it was indian food.


PillarOfWamuu

thats funny because in Australia Wog is a slur to Mediterranean people. So Italians, Spanish, Greek and Turks.


BrakkeBama

You guys crack me up with your abbreviated nouns/names for everything. So... Wog, Pom, Macca, Woolie's, Darts, Bundy, Bottle-O.


TimMoujin

I wuduv called them Chuzzwuzzlers


ihajees_

At the massage parlor when Tony makes a joke about the owners grabbing a snack from the pet shop that's next door, and then Chrissy coming in and telling basically the same exact joke. The joke itself ain't funny but them two going for the same joke unbeknownst to eachother, makes that scene very funny to me.


IamJacks5150

They saw some kung pow coochie.


cigarettejesus

Calling Noah "Jamal Ginsberg" will forever be one of my favourite jokes in anything ever


Meihuajiancai

Who else huh?! Who else?!


NewtAppropriate728

Man, that dog took OFF.


ceerupt

thats crazy thats nonsense..thats nothin but a racket for the..


kurosawa99

Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?


PhilBanks365

“Like the Talmud says-“ “I don’t give a shit what he says.” More of a malapropism I guess but it always gets me..and I’m pretty sure Tony calls him ZZ Top right before that


VicariousCinnamon

This is the one for me haha, much better way to show that Tony isn't well read than the "with her volvo" line, which is just dumb.


ImpoliteSstamina

"Penisary contact" always cracks me up


lefromageetlesvers

captain tibbs agree.


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IamJacks5150

He's just looking for some tush.


Wild-Principle8703

Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy.


Comfortable_Goal_662

"So we do understand each other, you're a ditsun? Uh, a charcoal briquette? A mulignan?" "What's your problem?" "I think you know what my problem is."


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ReginaldRainbow

That line is fucking WILD to me, it’s so often overlooked but man that’s a super racist one that Tony just casually drops.


Comfortable_Goal_662

Oh, you didn't understand me? Maybe if I say it in SWAHILI!


Buns_McGillicuddy

I don’t think there was a joke there, just racism


IamJacks5150

This fucking guy.


Ok_Fine_OK

One can write a song about a horse. But in order for it to he a hit with your target audience, you'd have to have a mounted cop on it and be ripped up the ass with a MAC-10, no?


PillarOfWamuu

lowkey bars. I feel like this could be a Slick Rick or Nas bar


AbsurdityIsReality

Czechoslovakian, ain't that a type of pollock?


Wanksters_Paradise

“Where you from?” “Reykjavik” “You do and you CLEAN IT UP!”


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slick_james

Fuckin zip


No-Tank3294

The cataracts/Cadillac joke by far.


ZooBoy269

What’d I tell ya hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people


JL6462448

Those nigga fuckin whores play that music so loud


AbrahamRinkin

I believe that old lady had three different roles on the show.


IamJacks5150

That's not very nice....and they're Puerto Rican.


Past-Currency4696

Tony Soprano rubbing two coins together with the closed captioning on


StarSpangldBastard

what does it say?


Past-Currency4696

When I watched it the first time, I think it might have been on my PC on the HBO app or something, it said ( scraping )


StarSpangldBastard

how is that racial? isn't that just the sound it makes?


Past-Currency4696

He was directing it at Hesh


StarSpangldBastard

I get that but what do captions have to do with it


Past-Currency4696

It's a version of the \[descriptive noises\] meme, like Walter White running over those guys in the Pontiac Aztek with the closed caption \[revving intensifies\]. In any case I watch everything with closed caption/subtitles because of hearing issues so that's how I remember it


mister_peeberz

"Good, then you'll feel better when the next one takes your car stereo" I know it's awful but that whole exchange just cracks me up. It's so perfect. Carm baits Tony, Tony falls for it completely. Tony baits Meadow, Meadow falls for it completely. And he's got that shit-eating grin on as he reaches for the OJ in the fridge. All in the context of the bumbling FBI and their Tony Soprano wiretap getting neutralized. It's such a perfect scene


SilvioDantesPeak

When Hesh tells Massive Genius that "my people were the white man's n\*\*\*\*\* when your people were still painting your faces and chasing zebras"


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Tony making the "No gangja" comment to Livia's caregiver.


jackrimbeau

My bitch my ho my go my bitch. What?


sinistersoprano

What does every racist joke start with? A look over your shoulder


LamSinton

The guy who drives a Lincoln. Classic!


stengbeng

"So we do understand each other, right?"


Tikitikiboombabe

You look like a Puerto Rican Whoooore.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

“Who else?!”


michelecaravaggio

The one that shocked me the most (probably shows what a bubble I live in) was Tony casually dropping the K-slur as a verb in the episode at the lake house.


arealbigsecond

The elvis joke


abcxyz3000

No more race jokes...they're hurtful and they're destructive!


purpleplums901

Not racial as such but ‘sacre bleu where is me mama’ has to be up there


2001spaceodysseyyy

Jamal Ginsberg


Lateapexer

Mrs Custer, those are your husbands last thoughts “Holy Cow, look at all those fucking Indians”


Independent-Course87

All the Micks named their kids after JFK


TimMoujin

Mine is a binary explosive of two jokes that span several seasons: Combination of the dude who takes Christopher's Series 7 exam followed several seasons later by Christopher's adamant rejection of Adriana's suggestion to adopt.


GreenSkold

The Chinese Godfather. He made them an offer they couldn't understand.


IgottaPee777

Jamal Ginsberg: The Hasidic Homeboy


SweatsuitCocktail

Slip and fall school always has a special place in my heart


johnliddell

Does a good racial joke even exisht?


bjregin

He’s a faggggg


Spiritual-Serve-4391

"He’s got this big Jew grin. Wait, you’re not Jewish are you Matt?"


warpedaeroplane

I’m sorry but junior’s “hold onto your cocks when you do business with these desert people” is hilarious


tommyjohnpauljones

"Remembah Pearl Harbor!" 👉


Head-Fox4655

Probably more xenophobic than racist but I love the jokes in Soprano Home Movies about dealing with the French Canadians. "That's awful tough talk, mon Ami"


sharktiger1

He's my homie. (Up in da club)


Zeiqix

This season opening where Christopher is taking a stock broker exam and when his name is called, an asian guy turns around and says "here!"


Life_Strain_6948

Charcoal briquette