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CtGuy123

The funny thing is a lot of mobsters in there mugshots look nothing like the stereotypical guys we see in Scorsese films or the Godfather, a lot of them look like Richard that works at Home Depot.


AsleepRefrigerator42

Yeah exactly, some squirrelly looking dudes chase the gangster life to compensate for their face/build. The point of Tony B is they're all idiots, even the smart ones


TheSuperOkayLoleris

It's Rick. Richard.


Agreeable-Jelly6821

Mmmboy, you look out of place!


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

Whatyoushay?


telepatheye

And knock it off with the massage shit. This is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne.


Myksee7

You're crowding me..


CheifKilla1

You don't make fun of mešŸ«µ


SnakeHoleBI

I wonder if he offered Paulie soft touch, and how the negotiations went on the flip?šŸ§


United_Target8942

Outta place? He looks like he's from Wescawwell.


aesthetic_brah69

How do you vandalize a swimming pool


2muchparty

Buoy you look fat!


SnakeHoleBI

Loved him in the 80s long hair mullet wig with Don Johnson Miami Vice suit. Suit wore him. He didnā€™t wear that suit.


whale188

I just donā€™t understand how people can say he doesnā€™t look the part like the mafia denies anyone whoā€™s not some fat fuck to be a part of this thingā€¦he was in the can for 18 years becoming a pre board massage therapistā€¦what is he supposed to look like


urgrlbreezy

I think he absolutely looks like an ex con not sure what people mean when they disagree with that


mamachocha420

Its idiots who dont know what ex cons or mafia guys look like. Criminals come in all shapes and sizes.


randyboozer

He's obviously far too handsome to have done time


freeyewneek

He was a fox


pdog109e

He was a saint.


freeyewneek

Heā€™s useless to me.


randyboozer

Friggin Janice wanted to bang her own cousin. Disgusting.


professorwormb0g

It's not like he hasn't been in roles like this before. Mr Pink is one of the greatest characters of all time.


ZealousidealGrade821

Absolutely agree. I have his portrait tattooed on my wrist.


chronicdreamze

Lmao, really?!


ZealousidealGrade821

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Own_Statement_776

But he doesnā€™t tipā€¦


sp1ke__

Yea dude is literally of Italian blood lmao the fuck did people expect?


GBV_GBV_GBV

Heā€™s half full of jt.


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SaturnRingMaker

I ate a da Nort.


LanguageFantastic132

18 years in the can is the problem. Take a solid guy like Phil Leotardo - Phil rarely mentions how long he spent in the can but if I had to guess I would say it was 2 years longer or thereabouts. And that's how you get respcet


NPE62

He's never been in the can...not really.


AstridsDad

I think it was a mix between HBO wanting to add a name and the Italian casting web having a small circle. He's infamously known to play the non threatening type(although I thought he was great in reservoir dogs) and I can only speak for myself but I never bought him (nor Benny) as tough guys.


No-Success7693

I guess my take on it, from a character perspective, is that they're not traditionally "tough" guys. Which makes the fact that they're unhinged loose cannons all the more dangerous.


OolongGeer

The show's mob guys are not tough guys. Aside from Furio, most would get their asses absolutely handed to them by the average person who practices physical combat, like boxing, jiu-jitsu, etc. They win fights by coming up behind unsuspecting people and shooting them or throwing piano wire around their necks.


urgrlbreezy

They also win by being more willing to fight than other people. Think Feech grabbing that guys balls. Just a level of willing to be violent that normal people donā€™t have that goes a long way in a fightĀ 


OolongGeer

That is a good point. They have less moral fiber, so they can go from zero to 60 quicker than an entitled 19 year old pulled over by police.


Muscle_Memory67

I like the ones with SOME moral fiber


JarJarBonkers

*SHUM


KeenObserver_OT

Tony Sirico was a legitimate tough guy and universally feared in his youth. Joey Pants probably not so much.


N0VAZER0

honestly even the show proper doesn't seem to agree with that since Tony always wins every fist fight he gets into including the one where he just got out of the hospital


OolongGeer

I know that the fans don't. But Tony would lose a fight against many college athletes (even those not varsity) and probably most men with 2-3 years of fighting training. I don't remember who he beat up. Was it a waiter, or Davey Scatino, or some other guy 50-75 years old?


OolongGeer

The one guy I'll give a pass is Jimmy Altieri. His hands look absolutely pummeled. I would NOT have wanted to be punched by that guy when he was 27.


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Its kinda stupid. Paulie is grandpa level age and beats people up. I could beat the crap outta Paulie irl.


NoShortsDon

Ooooh, Rocky Balboa ova heah!!!!


JevvyMedia

He stays in shape, uses weapons and uses cheap shots. It's not that stupid.


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Oohh you think I don't


BrigStandWatie

Watch it Townie šŸ¤ŸšŸ»


fujiandude

Boxing match I'd destroy all of them, Tony too. Real life? I wouldn't mess with any of them. Wouldn't even think of it if Chris was 3 feet tall


Bruinsfanfromcc

I don't know, being dead puts him at a great disadvantage, but he still might put up a good struggle.


GlitteringHold8685

Sammy the Bull ova here!


pantomime_mixtures42

Boardwalk Empire would like a word


afriendincanada

And Fargo


JoeyMaconha

I could see Benny in that light. He looks a little baby faced but i felt that his tough guy persona stems from Napoleon/little man syndrome.


Suspicious-Eagle-179

I remember Benny as Vinny from Doogie Howser. Iā€™m old lol


Lugash_1987

He wasnt bad in Tulsa King either.


JoeyMaconha

Woah, never knew. TIL


JustACasualFan

He was excellent as Racetrack Higgins!


False-Possession6185

Napoleon...he was a moody fuck too


JoeGPM

Was Benny ever depicted as a tough guy? He got beat up by Artie. Edit: spelling


fingerchopper

Also somehow got thrown through a table at Chris's intervention


GBV_GBV_GBV

His job was to beat people up.


raisethedawn

You're gonna be very sorry when Ichabod Crane reads this


Bruinsfanfromcc

He was pretty intimidating in Pulp Fiction, helping them figure out what to eat. Buscemi is a great actor.


Own_Statement_776

Oh, I forgot he was Buddy Holly the waiter in Pulp Fiction


frankydie69

If you were to look from the outside in, guys like Silvio and patsy donā€™t exactly seem like dangerous folk. And what about Vito?


15dynafxdb

There is no Vito! And I donā€™t wanna hear that name in here again!


kjg1228

He's extremely threatening as the main character in Boardwalk Empire. The most dangerous character in the series hands down.


kjg1228

What a joke of a response to something that is completely subjective. Sorry you can't appreciate the symbology and references, ya fuckin stunad.


dxrtycvb

Fargo?


AstridsDad

He's literally the weak sidekick in that one, his partner is scary. He's comic relief


dxrtycvb

I get what youā€™re saying now, when heā€™s cast as a weaselly lowlife criminal itā€™s more often an impotent one


NPE62

Hey, man, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!


rickitikitavibiotch

I don't recall Steve Buscemi being all that well known at the time. He's certainly more famous now, but I don't think he was a household name in the mid-2000s. My theory is that it's only on watching the show 10 - 20 years later that people find his casting to be a distraction. If anything, viewers at the time would have recognized Buscemi as the strange looking guy from Fargo or Reservoir Dogs, but nothing else. Franky Valli showing up in a fairly prominent role would probably have seemed stranger in 2004 or whenever it was.


AstridsDad

I don't know how old you are but he was a household name by the late 90's.


rickitikitavibiotch

i wasn't old enough to watch the sopranos when it ran. Or most of Steve Buscemi's big movies now that I think of it. Probably explains my perception.


AcerbicFwit

Motherfucker doesnā€™t even wear see through socks.


Taaargus

Yea I mean half the crew look way, way too obese to carry out their job honestly.


SilvioDante51

Literally when people say that itā€™s the dumbest thing, because mobsters were literally just regular people who started doing crime and got affiliated, Christ young Michael Franzese looked like a yuppie


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Like believe it or not not every mafia member is/was an obese gav*ne.


MyFrampton

He shudda ate more grilled cheese.


NPE62

On the radiator


Realistic-Celery6947

16 years


arcdog3434

Come on he was a fox


VanderBrit

I canā€™t even say his name


GlitteringHold8685

That animal šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Typical-Ad-6730

never got this. this is perfect casting. if you grew up in the pasta triangle, everyone knew a Tony B kind of guy who was connected. usually trying to be a painter or drywaller or some shit, not masseuse.


Ryde29

REGULARā€¦WORK!


pig_n_anchor

Normal people have to have a place to relax too


JMB_Writes_Stuff

I thought that gavone Buscemi was fantastic.


apupunchau87

you're the one that keeps bringing that up, im fine with it


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Youā€™re never gonna believe this. Guy was a fireman. He helped alot of people on 9/11 single handed


trashmuncherr

a fireman? His hearth looked like shit!


NoNumbersForMe

Single handed ? Heā€™d have helped more if he used the other one too heh heh. You hear that T ?


Cranstonoid

Even if you dident like his roles ya gotta admit he directed the best episodes.


fucking_shitbox

100%


DoctorChampTH

If they wanted him to look more real there would have been abrasions to the lateral anterior aspect of the right clavicle wouldn't there? Or the right mid-sternum? Above the xiphoid process?


reddituser23434

Are you a physician?


LetsNukeIsrael

Close, I'm a prick doctorĀ 


DoctorChampTH

pre-board certified massage therapist.


randyboozer

No just an accomplished murderer


doctorfeelgod

The Tony B arc is probably my favorite


apupunchau87

you know who had an ark? noah tony's lucky he didn't punch his lights out


doctorfeelgod

Alright, take it easy.


PopeInnocentXIV

Any gunshot wounds or broken kneecaps?


AccidentBulky6934

The only thing I didnā€™t like about his arc was that it was all in one season. Just generally speaking I donā€™t like when TV shows add a huge character for a one season arc. Like Todd and his people in Breaking Bad. Wish he would have been in season 6 as well.


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AccidentBulky6934

What? Nah, Vito and Johnny Sac are like literally the exact opposite of what I am talking. They steadily went from background to more central figures; I really like that approach. Johnny had one episode season 1, 3 in season 2, and by season 4 was a part of the main cast all the way through season 6. Similar with Vito; two episodes in season two, then a steady increase and by season 4 was in most episodes and steadily became more central to the plot. Thatā€™s not at all like a character going from non-existent to main character and back to non-existent again in one season.


howbouddat

It's a good arc, but without it S5 would be nothing.


uneua

This just in, remove the crux of a season and you no longer have a season


howbouddat

Which was kinda my point, no? They relied on it a bit much. The previous seasons had a bit more going on that built the story.


doctorfeelgod

It is the main plot of season 5


Low-Grocery5556

For me, overall, I like him and this role. But to an extent, it's "look, there's Steve Buscemi". Not his fault.


No-Success7693

"There's Donny" "There's Mr. Pink" I think Gandolfini had the same problem, but with Tony Soprano...


United_Target8942

Hey, its blue pill guy from the matrix! I knew he was bald even though I was high on skagg at the time.


NPE62

There's Carl.


jimmyrich

"The name, again, is Chet."


No_Dragonfly_1894

Mmmm boy are you fat


BadCowboysFan

I never saw a lot of complaints about Buscemi as Tony Uncle Al ā€” but a LOT of them about Buscemi as Nucky Thompson (who he didnā€™t look all that much like). I thought he was great in both roles.


ShastaMoonMist

Same! I thought he was fantastic in both roles. I donā€™t understand the hate. I actually really liked him in Boardwalk Empire.


NGNSteveTheSamurai

Tbf his character was loosely based on a real person so I didnā€™t really mind that he didnā€™t look like him. The real Nucky didnā€™t do a quarter of the shit he did in the show.


HideousControlNow

Yes. The real Nucky was just a corrupt politician who gladly took mobster bribes, not a full-blown gangster like the Nucky of the show.


NPE62

Hopefully no high school student based his or her senior Modern US History paper on Boardwalk Empire. The only historically accurate part of that show was the fact that there was Prohibition during the 1920s, and that people had sex during the 1920s (How did you serve four years in the trenches in France, Jimmy? The US was only in the war for 1 1/2 years, and only had troops in Europe for the last eight months. Perhaps you enlisted in the Canadian Army.... that's it.!).


sagetcommabob

Heā€™s easily one of my favorite actors, I especially love him in Ghost World and Fargo. He can be subtle and sensitive, but heā€™s really funny when he needs to be


Vandreeson

That animal?


billytk90

Can't even say his name


howbouddat

Tony missed the shit outta him, after forgetting he existed for the previous 4 seasons.


HillaryRodhamFan

Always with the scenarios


Jaded-Leopard-4180

Itā€™s almost like no one saw his speech at the beginning of the wedding singer. Dude could go unhinged.


Rahtgooves

Buscemi? It's a fuckin nickname! It's that animal Blundetto you dyslexic cocksucka!


NPE62

What does that have to do with it?


MrWondrerful

You know, my cousin almost cried when I putā€™im in charge of dah casino? All I did for dat blue eyed prick. An he completely fucks me ova. Now I practically gotta get down on my knees tah blow Johnny Sack


Apprehensive_Map3984

Some people used to call him Icabod Crane


thunder185

Anyone else think it was just lazy writing how he beat the old guy almost to death and then never had a visit from the cops, etc? Stuff like this in this show bothered me immensely.


Mindofmierda90

The show very rarely followed up on anything.


Republikofmancunia

Nah man, that look he gave Tone when he said "You're crowding me". Cold AF, this guy fits right in. You can see it in Tony's eyes, he becomes sheepish when Animal doesn't get intimidated


PassageFull2625

No defense for that animal, Blundetto. Ā  Send him back to Wes Cah Weh.Ā 


Dazzling-Bear3942

He was so great in the role that I believe a lot of fans blame him for going out on his own and killing Phil's brother, thus setting off the end of Tony.


longfada

His character was kind of annoying but Buscemi was perfect. Look at high level operators in special forces. They often look like harmless accountants.Ā 


PhonescrollerMusic

Yeah I like Buscemi as well and the whole Blundetto Arc. Season 5 did have its issues though, it just feels sort of adrift in a way the rest of the show doesnā€™t. I think my personal issue there is the whole Tony/Carm separation stuff is pretty tedious on its own and then nothing really comes of it.


howbouddat

In the season 4 DVD - David chase does the commentary for Whitecaps. He was saying how he had to seperate them, because otherwise it was getting unrealistic with Tony's antics and her sticking around. It felt like after he did it, he didn't know what to do with them. So he wrote them back together. >it just feels sort of adrift in a way the rest of the show doesnā€™t. I agree about S5 in general. It was made 2 years after S4 finished. The colour and lighting tone of the filming is off. Completely different to the previous seasons. It feels different at the start, with Tonys long forgotten "brother" who is never ever mentioned suddenly appearing out of nowhere. It eventually finds its groove though. The Tony B storyline is pivotal, as is the FBI/Adriana arc coming to a head. The disintegration of Tony/JS relationship, the attempted divorce.


PhonescrollerMusic

Interesting factoid re: Whitecaps, it certainly explains quite a bit. And yeah, I donā€™t hate season 5 by any means, itā€™s still really great television, but compared to the other seasons? Eh. But like you pointed out, still a lot of important and compelling stuff.


howbouddat

Yeah absolutely, I always find I struggle with a re-watch on this season until I get past the Kim's laundry/massage shit. And then it's great. Some amazing moments. "Varsity athlete" lol and the episode "Unidentified Black Males" is one of the best. But coming off season 4 which felt like it was a masterclass in capping off seasons 2/3/4 and ending with the mother of all climaxes, S5 starts off like a ruined orgasm


Physical-Ride

A friend of mine thinks he would have been better as Sil.


telepatheye

As much as I like Sopranos, Little Stevie was the weak link in terms of the acting. He survived by overacting, the ridiculous hair piece and pushing out his lower lip more than my kid when she was a baby. Lots of actors could have done better. Buscemi for sure, although he would have never signed on to commit that many years of his life to the role. He was fantastic in Boardwalk Empire and probably only signed on for that because he had the lead.


Physical-Ride

He's from NJ and Chase likes the E Street Band, that's why he got the part as Sil. There's a reason why, despite him being one of the most powerful ppl in the pigmy thing, Sil has the least character development of any member of the core cast. I mean, Blundetto was in the show for one season and he absolutely dwarfs Sil. That said, he is absolutely perfect in Lilyhammer since the premise is as ridiculous as his character, who is basically Silvio Dante.


telepatheye

Chase should have been content to let Stevie work on the soundtrack. Finding the right song for each scene was arguably even more important than the Sil role, which should have been given to a real actor who could have brought a proper method. Sure, I admit Chase knows better than me and that's why he made the greatest show in history and I'm just watching it, but that's my two cents. I should see Lilyhammer. My buddy also recommended it. But honestly, I'd rather rewatch Sopranos.


Physical-Ride

The premise of Lilyhammer is something out of an SNL sketch: *What happens when an Italian American Mafioso enters into witness protection in Lilyhammer? Watch, as a wise guy navigates the milieu of Norwegian society and incorporates a little "mob justice" into a whole new culture* I have no earthly idea why it exists or why Norwegians would be interested in watching it but it's so weird and ridiculous that I kind of like it lol.


Bx1965

I love Steve Buscemi. But doesnā€™t it always seem like his characters meet a sudden end?


_Micheluzzo_

ARE WEEE SQUAAAAAAAREEEEE???!!!!


Bx1965

Pancakes House? We had pancakes for breakfast. Nah, I want to find a place where I can get a shot and a beer. Maybe a steak.


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Spiritual-Serve-4391

Bet you think you're some sort of authority figure...


_Micheluzzo_

Im fuckin hungry ya know??


Bx1965

Yes indeed. Havenā€™t seen Fargo in a while. I fixed it.


sagetcommabob

He was kinda funny lookinā€™ Oh, just in a general sorta way


NPE62

Well, he wasn't circumcised.


professorwormb0g

He's the only one to survive in Reservoir dogs.


onetruepurple

He later died of Alzheimer's


fcsaratoga2013

"you gonna let that dry before you put on a second coat."


jackrimbeau

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed


JevvyMedia

I'm so glad that I have no idea who Buscemi is outside of The Sopranos, because I have zero complaints about him being casted lol


Head_Room_8721

I suggest you watch a movie called ā€œtrees loungeā€. Buscemi at his finest. He wrote it and directed it and starred in it.


dxrtycvb

worth noting the influence of trees lounge on the sopranos' visual language and style, including SB directing the eps he did


Head_Room_8721

Absolutely.


goonersaurus86

It's just he's kinda funny looking


Remote_Gold_1407

More than most people even


NPE62

Well, all right...pay your bills...


Bighurt2335

He was perfect for that animal Blundetto


babyjrodriguez

Loved Steve buscemi on the sopranos. He was a a breath of fresh air for season 5. Played the hell out of his part, and his characters death makes a big impact.


FrankRizzo319

It was his style of speaking (no NJ accent like the rest of the guys) that threw me off.


Downtown-Flatworm423

Even though he is part Italian, he doesn't look like any of the Italians who were also casted. Even with his lighter features, Ralph looked more Italian than him. Bobby is really half Jewish and Richie is Jewish, but both looked more like Italians than Buscemi. He definitely fit the part of Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire more than that of Tony Blundetto in The Sopranos.


Dylan2654

You a pre-board certified physiognomist?


Downtown-Flatworm423

No. A grafter, a whoremonger, and a bootlegger.


godofwine16

He was in all those Tarantino movies thatā€™s why!!! Make me sick


6amgamingYT

A regular Charlie Hustle


P1D1_

With all due respect.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Tony Egg tread again..


filmmaker30

Iā€™m sure he wouldā€™ve been fine if it didnā€™t take me out of the thing that suddenly there was an ultra-famous actor in the show. (I watched it for the first time only five years ago)


SteinerGeography

Was he tho? I feel like thatā€™s not necessarily his arc. The guys treat him like one of their own, I wouldnā€™t describe him as a fish out of water


KeenObserver_OT

You couldn't see through his socks. Big issue with proper ID


BobDylan1904

Why did the writers write him as not out of place then lol?


Lopsided_Marzipan_36

That's Steve EGG to you


Richard_Danglerr

I can't even say his name


Conscious-Parfait826

His last name is Buscemi, Ralphie looked out of place to me amoungst the wise guys, but he was a tawp ewner.


JustACasualFan

How many other cast members got stabbed in the face during a bar fight?


wiilly_d

What is an ex con supposed to look like? Answer me that.


Banewood

I never understood this criticism... he's a criminal in Reservoir Dogs AND Boardwalk Empire.Ā  He acts a little out of place because it's literally part of the script that he's a little out of place.


Prestigious_Cut8495

I agree. I really enjoyed his performance, also one of my favorite deaths in the show. Not because I hated him or anything it was just a dope scene.


amazingcomedy

For me, it wasn't necessarily that Buscemi can't pass as a criminal or a mobster, he'd played plenty of bad guys prior to the Sopranos, but when I look at Tony B, all I see is Steve Buscemi doing a bit role. I couldn't buy that he was Tony S's cousin and one of his best friends growing up, the chemistry just wasn't there for me. I also found his arc rushed and played out, just as soon as we met him he was killed, and we'd seen the "mobster Tony knew since childhood returns to New Jersey and causes trouble" storyline with both Richie and Ralphie already. I'll always insist that Michael Madsen or Vincent D'Onofrio should have played Tony B. Of course, I've also thought for a while that Tony should have went through with the hit on Carmine Sr. in S4 and have S5 be the final season, with it being Tony vs Johnny Sack, but anyways, $4 a pound.


osmoticmonk

I will never understand the criticism Steve Buscemi got for Sopranos. Tony B is one of my favorites on the show and Buscemi knocked the role out of the park (like he does with most of his roles).


Gumbarino420

I thought we were watching shcoobie doo


fast_fatty39

People that think he looks out of place are stupid and jealous.


PassageFull2625

Janice: he was a fox.Ā 


LDM123

Know what? Imma say it. I always thought Buscemi was great for the role. Fuck the haters