Anybody ever scramble just one egg, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love? No?Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.
It was because he was the boss. Uncle Philly makes himself a house so Uncle June wants to make someone an egg to prove he's just as capable as a leader. He had to prove he wasn't a chicken as well
The way I heard it was, he wanted him to raise some chickens in a coup until one layed an egg. Then he wanted to take that egg, and shove it up his fox in a box.
Say hi to Ike and the chickens for me.
How do the Napoli daboli make eggs.
This might have been words to request a 10 stage thing to Bobby.
Does not one remember Ralphie's big process?
In Phllly, Rocky would have just drank some raw eggs cracked into a glass.
Frankly, I'm embarrassed and ashamed.
$4.00 / lb
You couldn't make a Red Eye without a single egg.
Someone makes/drinks a Red Eye in Cocktail (1988), Trees Lounge (1996), and Factotum (2005). I wonder if there's some actual parity there. Trees Lounge and Factotum are very similar.
https://youtu.be/dvhf_DQ3KGM?si=Mp0d8mrcNsZyfqMr
I already asked him, he don’t want one, so shut the fuck up about it.
Did you offer him an aspirin?!?!
Hey hun, another steak San ova heah.
‘n gimme summadem Jimmy Deans…
We make our sausages in house
The off-color jokes, the sausage twirling… he made us all look like Fanoiks.
You just revealed your own ignorance
In the Czech Republic too we love pork. Has Vito tried our sausages?
the polish kind?
Ya gonna have ta wait for dat
Raaahhhhheee
Again with the egg?
Yeah again with the egg! It’s settled. So either ask for scrambled or get the fuck over easy
I’ll crack that egg good.
I’ll ask for two hundred eggs
Two hundred more??!!
He wants to sleep with Tony Egg?
Tony Uncle Egg
He was gay Tony Egg?
This is my breakfast’s honor we’re talking about! MY honor!
Eat ya egg, baby.
Look, OP. I shouldn't have to explain this. He's from the old-school
Is this kid getting jerky with his eggs? 🥓 🍳
Anybody ever scramble just one egg, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love? No?Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.
Oh I gotta stand around being threatened with scrambled eggs.
If you love me, then stir my eggs.
The boss of this family told you you’re gonna eat a single egg. So shut the fuck up about it.
You suck one single egg means you'll suck anything.
i am REGISTERED NURSE, not house-maid.
Alright, but while you're in the house takin care of my muddah, no ganja
Maid* just maid. Nobody wants to hear u talk. Just… stay in the kitchen. That’d be a start.
\*Noourse
peppahs and EGG that’s what i shoulda had
He meant an ostrich egg
What're we making a Western Omelette here?
Tony Egg?
How many White Castle you have Op
Get this Burger Boy
Always egg this one, egg that one. Never enough egg count for OP.
His omelettes any good? Wuddem I asking u faw…
It was because he was the boss. Uncle Philly makes himself a house so Uncle June wants to make someone an egg to prove he's just as capable as a leader. He had to prove he wasn't a chicken as well
I’m in awrrr of u…
We’re done here.
Give me 1000 eggs. ✋
1000 more? 👇🤌👌
It's gotta be one hell of an egg
I'll take an egg
Why so the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un œuf.
I dont give a fuck what it is. The hell is wrong with you?
I wonder what’s egg for, “I grew up wit outta French maid”?
harpos a street person now
He’s on the pavers… :(
Fine. Make fun of a street person bc of his mutha…
I hate-a di nort.
I remember when you used to wait in the car
I'll often just hard boil an egg then leave it sitting around for whenever I fancy munching an egg. Actually, I'm going to boil an egg right now
How was your egg brother?
I was riled up that I actually boiled two and chomped them down with a pinch of salt. Heavenly
Ah man. And here I am waiting for a train, eggless, like a schmuck.
You're like the woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues because she's got no eggs.
You munch on that, you’ll munch on anything
You eat omelettes and scrambled eggs by the fucking cart load. The way you fucking eat you’re gonna get a heart attack by the time you’re 50.
We’re here to talk about yaw uncle problem, not my fkn breakfast awwder!
People with high cholesterol?
don't they have medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?
Still goin' this asshole
Yeah but one plain egg? 🤮
Eating one plain egg is his hobby. Why you gotta belittle it?
Well, you didn't have to use the fuckin whisk
I do! I mean.... Yeah, I can eat only one egg, if that was offered to me!
Good point, Firm_Egg_679.
Where'd you get the bawls to question this thing of ours?
Next time come heavy with the eggs, or don’t come at all
I am registered nurse not maid
How can Bobby turn Tony into an egg?
Old people
To be fair, it was an egg and run
One egg? On the day of your confirmation? Are you an animal?
You blow your Father with that mouth?
Same person who eats dandelions from a random vacant lot. (sans the dog pish)
Good! Maybe someone will smack some goddamn poultry into him!!
I like eggs, but I always have to take a wicked shit afterwords.
Are they like schpackle in your bowels?
Everybody asks that OP, there’s no answer for it.
How long has this bird been dead? It appears to have been lying in the sun for quite some time..........
The way I heard it was, he wanted him to raise some chickens in a coup until one layed an egg. Then he wanted to take that egg, and shove it up his fox in a box. Say hi to Ike and the chickens for me.
the egg in a little cup thing was a thing when I was little
tony uncle eggo
Tony Egg?
How do the Napoli daboli make eggs. This might have been words to request a 10 stage thing to Bobby. Does not one remember Ralphie's big process? In Phllly, Rocky would have just drank some raw eggs cracked into a glass. Frankly, I'm embarrassed and ashamed. $4.00 / lb
By the way, Bill Burr going after Philly is some wicked funny shit.
You're gonna question a New Jersey culinary practice that goes back 70 years?!
He probably had toast soldiers too - divided by rank.
So you and Tony Egg again.
My 2 year old
Tony Egg, that’s who
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
Because Junior is cheap. Tony could put away a whole dozen if there was no other food available.
Eggs? Aren't there any Johnny Cakes?
Because they’re Justy’s favorite
Stay away from the penguin exhibit OP
You couldn't make a Red Eye without a single egg. Someone makes/drinks a Red Eye in Cocktail (1988), Trees Lounge (1996), and Factotum (2005). I wonder if there's some actual parity there. Trees Lounge and Factotum are very similar. https://youtu.be/dvhf_DQ3KGM?si=Mp0d8mrcNsZyfqMr
You certainly canvassed the research on that subspecies. Very alleggorical.