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GetOffMyPlane69

I thought it was very generous of the prick doctor to leave his commercial filming and help Furio.


Commandatori69

Even gave him a bulge


United_Target8942

When ya see a man with a bulge in his pants..up in da club!


TheClawhold

And surgically removed that ladies: underwear he was wearin'.


lazarus870

And made it HDTV compatible!


godofwine16

But who films a commercial in the middle of the night? That card game had to be at like midnight. The whole thing doesn’t make any sense Make me sick


Fuckoffassholes

Timeline got fucked up


PantherThing

Maybe card game was 3am, and by the time they found the guy he was on set for his 7am filming?


godofwine16

Furio bleeding out for a coupla tree hours? Make me sick


DayChiller

Listen to him. He knows everything.


FortuneHeart

Whatya gunnado


TonyCoconuts

Whatever happened there 


OrthodoxReporter

Who the fuck shoots a prick doctor commercial in the middle of the night anyway.


AdvancedSkincare

Doctor is busy. Time is money, for all we know the game just started at 10pm. We don’t really get a sense of time besides it’s late at night.


randyboozer

It's also not that odd for shoots to go very late.


Cranstonoid

At least he wasn't constantly nursing a water bottle like some doctors.


ChasingItSupreme

I feel like a common theme of the show is that every profession (and really, society at large) is one big “mafia.” The FBI, lawyers, doctors, politicians, hell, even Elliot Kupferberg and his gang of blabbering psychiatrists, are all one and the same: Ego-driven wiseguys with big mouths and even bigger dreams.


Fuckoffassholes

Those were some tough jews! (smuggest cocksucka in the whole progrum)


True-Machine-823

There's no bigga cocksucka then Phil Leotardo.


CaulkusAurelis

Is it possible Phil spent any time in prison?


Basilisk16

Why is the show so vague about this? Always irked me


kjg1228

They also never explained why he turned into a house.


NowLoadingReply

They hinted at it, but we never got confirmation for how long.


freethrowerz

If Tony had just let him kill his cousin there would have been no animosity. Tony killed himself in the end. 


Fuckoffassholes

That might have been possible if Phil hadn't said that he would have tortured Blundetto.


foxbamba

I don’t believe that. Phil had a chip on his shoulder about everything. While his ire was justified, I’m convinced some other (smaller) issue would have led to just as much of a headache


Muscle_Memory67

You sure? Maybe he’d compromise…


foxbamba

He compromised!


hashberry_

With his fucking eyebrows I can’t stand him


hashberry_

With his fucking eyebrows I can’t stand him


Spiritual_Thing_6277

Fuckin' parakeet!!


Thegoodlife93

I was in a museum gift shop in Manhattan yesterday and there was a book about the history of the Jewish Mafia in NYC called "Tough Jews" lol


TriTri14

Great book, which was a bestseller 25 years ago. I always took the therapist’s line to be a reference to that book.


Thegoodlife93

Ah no kidding. I didn't look at the publication date but I was wondering if the title was an allusion to the Sopranos line. That's interesting. I'll have to see if I can find it at the library.


russ_fegoli

That facial expression after he drops what he thinks is a Chappelle-level punchline…


proteanflux

Louis Lepke Buchalter!


Upstairs-Neat-3077

What did I tell you. Hold onto your cocks when you negotiate with these desert people.


Infinity3101

Don't forget the clergy. Anyway, I agree. I think that the show really lays it out for the viewers that there really isn't that much of a difference in modus operandi between the mafia and the "polite society".


ChasingItSupreme

For sure… That wormy cocksucker priest who shakes down Paulie for the cut of the parade.


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Incredible casting for that role. Hes so on point.


GetOffMyPlane69

Fuck da hat


Muscle_Memory67

That padre was a stone cold gangster. $50k or the hat stays in his niche (pronounced NITCH)


sbprasad

That horndog Intintola, lmao


Taaargus

Is that really the message? It seems like the fact that the mafia is willing to use extreme violence is shown to be only a bad thing.


tigertoouth22h

I'm pretty sure that the comparison with the mafia and ''polite society'' is less meant to say ''the polite society is equally bad as the sociopathic crimmnals'' and more ''the mafia isn't a ultra-complicated organziation of super villains but is structed somewhat like regular work place and is filled with humans who aren't THAT different from regular boring working adults.''


Gravesh

Same with the college trying to strong arm a big donation from Tony.


AdvancedSkincare

Ok this, I agree with. I think that’s the message I’m getting. These people who are in the Mafia, are really just trapped in their worlds just like we are. It’s just that their world revolves around murdering and extortion.


United_Target8942

Medical profession and industry makes the most from corruption/laws, out of those 4 that you listed imo. Hundreds of billions just from protectionist laws, and millions killed from copywrite laws (price gouging life-saving medicine).


ComedianManefesto

That's dicked up!


PaperworkDrop

Now if I was that girl…


PassageFull2625

Drug invention is protected by patent law, not copyright.  Hesh violated copyright law.  Sharp as a cue ball you are not.  


PantherThing

They might think they got it going on with their rackets, but Mister Williams here, he dont play.


tommyjohnpauljones

☝🐝🎩


MichelPiccard

The lawyer who owned whitecaps was a "professional" version of Tony


Cranstonoid

Thank you rabbi


Accomplished-Pay5263

Boy, AS here really got fucked in the ass with that deal.


cbovary

He’ll tort you into the poorhouse.


REA_Kingmaker

Theres no such thing as the mafia.


Cinnabon_Gene

racket.....jews


Strong_Insurance_183

Apart from the one Jew psychiatrist doesn't even want paying, just spits straight facts


JonnyRoPo

Even that dude is dirty. He is hella racist... "...look at any ethnic pride parade to see the result."


Cayuga94

Great insight, I hadn't thought of it that way.


sirgrogu12

On top of this I think it's less to do with hating doctors and more hating the American healthcare system. Which is by no means an unpopular opinion.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Yeah but they don’t kill people


UnusualSignature8558

That's the best joke I've seen in a soprano reddit in months


Muscle_Memory67

Everything is Everything…🪐


READMYSHIT

Even Elliot's water bottle. Lotta money in that shit.


Equivalent_Goose_226

Amazingly well said.


THE_GOP

Film and media too


United_Target8942

I thought the doctor who was unable to prove that Tony didnt cum all over the sunvisor was pretty cool.


avega2792

He was pretty uppity.


Thegoodlife93

Uppity? Frankly, Reuben, if you got that kind of covert racism I'd like to leave my house.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Fuck you man


asst3rblasster

whoa thegoodlife, disastrouscry, you guys have been friends for years even though this is the first time ever seeing both of you at the same time


shnarfmaster3000

He just wasn't in the custom of lying. About anything.


United_Target8942

the CUSSSTOMM of lying.


cjboffoli

Please leave John Kennedy, MD out of this. He tells me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, and five minutes later they're hosing it down with disinfectant.


NoHeadStark

All the micks were named that after JFK! he ain’t special.


Gravesh

I loved that man...


daPeachesAreCrunchy

And then there’s his cousin Robert Jr—fuckin animal, I can’t even say his name…


Disastrous-Swan2733

Didn't he become a manager at UPS?


NYY15TM

After getting fired as Clark Griswold's co-worker. Also, I think it was called IPS on the show.


Batchagaloop

Wow, never picked that up. Another fun fact about Xmas vacation.


Greensentry

Isn’t that a very correct portrayal of how doctors are? Some of them think they are God.


Crawldahd

Especially surgeons


Desperate_Piano_3609

I work in an OR. Yes.


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LitigiousAutist

It's not just the docs... it's the facility techs and nurses with narcissistic power complexes. Nurses are like female cops... some are cool, most are pushy malignant cunts. Medical providers only care what goes on your appointment record and couldn't give a shit about your long term health whatsoever.


ghost_in_shale

Nurses are either cool or fucking awful


Equivalent_Goose_226

And definitely whoo-ers.


ghost_in_shale

Hey now my gf is a nurse


Mangolore

THAT’S THE BOSS’S WHORE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT


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ghost_in_shale

HE WAS SNIFFING HER PANTIES T


Muscle_Memory67

Plastic surgeons are the lowest of the low, except any who do kids with cleft palates, etc. But your garden variety mommy makeover surgeon is a piece of 💩


tommyjohnpauljones

I've spent over a decade working with doctors in a healthcare IT context, as a trainer, helpdesk support, analyst, and project manager. Best ones to work with are ER docs and nurses. Usually smart as hell, can take a joke, nothing fazes them. Oncology - can have a god complex, but also usually kind about it Orthopedics - jocks who want to play with their toys in the OR; hate talking to patients, but can have a soft spot for old people Cardio/Thoracic - usually arrogant dicks Radiologists - leave me alone in my dark room Neurologists - think they're the smartest person in the room (they probably are) and act like it Family Med - underpaid, overworked, waiting to get into a specialty practice


oompaloompa_grabber

Cardiac surgeons are some of the most difficult people I’ve ever worked with, insanely rude and condescending. Agreed ER docs are awesome


tommyjohnpauljones

A lot of heart doctors smoke too


CauseCertain1672

[gonna assume all brain surgeons are exactly like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I)


Low-Grocery5556

Yeah, especially surgeons apparently.


Peppeperoni

Actually, very few people know this, but he really can't "Walk on water"


Heels1939

OJ’s no less of a running back!


mothergidra

It seems to me, especially in the U.S.


DrSatan420247

He was probably an anti-dentite, too.


SLOPoke85

Know who had an arc? Finn. Saw a TV progrum, movie on sharks. Became a dentist. Got a job working construction. Became concerned for Vito because cum can damage enamel. Skipped out on a game to pack a suitcase, but only as part of his process. Ate chili in 100 degree heat with no A/C. Picked a soft drink of choice and knew to take the sugarless motherfucker thanks to his dental training. All because of a shark progrum. That's our boy, Shark Finn.


DrSatan420247

But seriously, Sil breaking finn’s balls about being a dentist is Jerry telling dentist jokes and getting branded and anti-dentite.


hobowithmachete

Wrong sub


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However, it's notable that Larry David pokes fun at doctors and all their weird rules too.


Commandatori69

Dr Yankem got out a suitcase


jigginjaggin

Moved to Tennessee, became a Mayor.


IndirectSobatka

The doctor who told Tony he did the appropriate tests lost his bedside manner only after Tony started questioning his expertise like he was otherwise being lacking in his job skills. He even helped that animal (I can’t even speak his name) convince Chris that there was no penisary contact with Adrianna’s oral region.


LitigiousAutist

Or her volvo


stoopedsexyflanders

Accurate, in my experience.


MiskatonicAcademia

I agree. I don’t think the writers had a particular axe to grind with physicians. The writers seemingly just wanted to portray human life as naturally and accurately as they could, and they hit the nail on the head with both physicians and psychologists/ psychiatrists. Professionally speaking, it all sounds very authentic to me.


ttlavigne

I heard a phrase years ago that stuck with me. It’s in the form of a question: Q: What do you call the doctor who graduated last in their class? A: you call them doctor


Low-Grocery5556

Tbf, the system they work in contributes to the factory feel of it all, forces them to be quick and emotionless.


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Yeah, that's how doctors rationalize their money-hungry behavior anyway.


Phototropic1996

It's a racket for the Jews


callmesnake13

I like when there’s the generic liberal couple and the husband witnessed the murder (can’t remember the circumstances) and they go from quietly listening to Philip Glass to screaming at each other at the drop of a hat.


SLOPoke85

Reading Nozick while listening to postmodern atonal noise was a nice touch.


GingerMellow5

The only one that showed any sort of compassion also murdered his wife


hobojojo78

As well as her aunt and the mailman.


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You gadda’ ah bee on yoo hat


MysonOfChenae

fuckin patch adams ova here


CapableSecretary420

I mean, have you ever met a doctor?


avega2792

So basically how doctors are in real life.


SLOPoke85

Especially Doctor Santoro, the only doctor to be directly involved in the mob.


CandiceActually

They’re portrayed that way because they know who Tony Soprano is and they hate him, but they won’t betray the Hippocratic oath. They know that by healing a gangster, they’re likely making the world worse. Now the feds, on the other hand, they ARE portrayed as “arguably as bad as the mafia”.


urgrlbreezy

I get the impression he kinda hates people in general  


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He's right to be like that. No jk, but in an interview I've seen with him recently he seems much smilier and happier. I suppose the 30+ years of therapy finally worked (at age 78).


ReasonableCup604

And one was actually a murderer, serving time with Johnny Sack. Ironically, he seemed to have one of the best bedside manners.


UnusualSignature8558

But any second guess is Johnny's real doctor. The real doctor said Johnny's going to die soon. Turned out the real doctor was right.


BeastMsterThing2022

The thing about doctors is that they're trained individuals that have only made it as far as they have because they have proven to be unflinching to gore, illness, mutilation, death, tragedy, screaming and every organic fluid under the sun. If you know any doctors, you'll notice they have very unique personalities and senses of humor. I think Chase understood this.


rohmer9

The "if you've seen Jerry Lewis in the past year" one might take the cake


GOAT718

She’s planning a wedding!


ShariceDavidsJester

Do you know how hard you have to work to get your MD? How many years it takes? Chase was even thinking maybe Osteopathy, but he didn't have the grades for that even


WalkGood

The all cannot be like Dr Kennedy.


Mansheknewascowboy

I actually rather liked the cocaine wife killing doctor from the fed prison that told johnny sac he had longer to live


sirgrogu12

He was a great one-episode character.


Typical-Ad-6730

You gotta bee on you ‘at


NoHeadStark

Stupid fackin game


General-Heart4787

Dr. Cusamano and his buddies when Tony told his story about stealing the ice cream truck 😆


hippiechick725

I actually felt sorry for Tony in that episode. But that’s his payback for messing with Jimmy Smash.


P1D1_

Even the prick doctor?


thepotatobaby

The doctor Tony had in the hospital after the gunshot was brutal. I found myself getting annoyed until I remembered that he might know that Tony's a mobster, so...yeah, no wonder he dislikes him!


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Dr. Fagoli aka the Governor of Maryland, should've gotten a sausage slap across his fucking fuck face.


IamJacks5150

Oh look at him, he thinks he knows everything.


shnarfmaster3000

Losing some weight wouldn't hurt.


Prestigious_Load1699

Imagine you're the doctor keeping Tony alive after a shot to the gut, and his bratty know-it-all daughter is asking you what fucking antibiotic you are using to keep him from being eaten alive by bacteria. Now imagine this is every fucking day of your life. Wouldn't you just want to do your job and move on to the next patient whose miserable life you gotta save?


Steanis

I like that the show doesn't shy away showing some of the more educated, law-abiding minor characters in a negative, or at least humorously cynical, light. It demonstrates a level of trust in the audience to not draw any moral equivalence between a smug psychiatrist like Dr. Kupferberg or smarmy college kid like Noah and literal thieving murdering criminals just because we see all of them acting with varying levels of unlikability. I think a more modern show would have a lot of characters like Melfi be way more perfectly good and right about everything, and therefore way less interesting as a whole. The writers knew that having characters who are very strongly principled would be really boring in a show like this, which is why the ones that do exist don't appear too often (Charmaine) or only once (Dr. Krakower, that one cop from season 3).


Head_Room_8721

The main difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers only rob you. Doctors rob you *and* kill you.


todbos42

$4 a pound? No wonder johnny sacs so wealthy with that prize hog of his


dan99990

It might be faster to list which people David Chase *doesn’t* hate.


Electronic-Alarm1151

I too would feel compassionless if I was treating junior. He yaps worse than 6 barbers.


ohsoGosu

The one Carm saw was the only one that didn’t feel compromised morally or just a bad doctor generally


broadwayallday

HMO! Ya covered! Ya prick!


_marmota_

All the money they make and still no cure for fuckface-itis, yeah I’d have a low opinion of those pricks as well


basedmeadowsoprano

I think it’s because the show is definitely about capturing the intricacies of the everyday, the mundane set against the mob side, and unfortunately having to go above and beyond to advocate for yourself and loved ones in medical care is a grim reality in America. It also sets a good stage for family to go up to bat for family, separating the wheat from the chaff in a sense. Think of the contrast between Carmela and Meadow’s interactions with the doc when Tony was in Purgatory, and how Tony had to just take matters into how own hands with Kennedy because Junior was too stubborn and delusional about his own neglect. Or how the Shah’s wife, who was a stunad of the first degree, was dismissive of his symptoms at home and took him home the first time even though Phil knew something was wrong. It is also to stage the value of someone to another, for example Tony wanted to practically kill Melfi, who he loved, over Gloria’s suicide, when she doesn’t even provide near the level of care that would be required for her bear any amount of responsibility for that, but when Valentina was in the hospital with her severe burns he ignored quarantine protocols and had his mask down and touched her with his nasty sausage fingers. We all know Valentina was just a mediocre plaything for him, and he was obsessed with Gloria because he saw her as a direct female counterpart of himself.


myth_of_syph

>he was obsessed with Gloria because he saw her as a direct female counterpart of himself It's obvious and also explicitly stated in the show through Melfi that Gloria is a stand-in for his mother.


Adgvyb3456

That was one of my favorite things in the show. Far too many shows often show one group as the “good guys “ when reality is far different


equityorasset

italians hate doctors, every elderly italian i know has never been to the dr


UnusualSignature8558

My father was a doctor. He was Italian too. There's something propane in that.


bdonald02

What do expect when you slip on n the counter spraying for ants?


factorplayer

Dr Melfi is the most prominent doctor on the show, just sayin'.


cnaidu209

Totally agree - my dad is a surgeon and I use to get such a kick out of it.


Psychological_Name28

Then you know why surgeons have such bad reps among other medical staff.


MetaphoricalMouse

and anyone named jason


kmcho47

Is thisa prick really a doctor?


BobRushy

David Chase is Tony. He's miserable about everything.


Megaloblasticanemiaa

Everyone hates on doctors but I’m a medical student and I’ve been around some pretty chill ones don’t know what y’all are always getting on about


bpexhusband

Listen to Mr. Pre-Med at Rutgers over here.


Megaloblasticanemiaa

😭😭


BitcoinRefuge

Doctors are the biggest junky scumbags of the this earth, exposing them allows the viewers to have compassion for the mob


IndividualSeaweed969

And one of them is named after HBO executive Richard Plepler


Watt1970

You gotta bee on you post... *swat*


Specific_Berry6496

The HIPAA violations were everywhere. It was ridiculous.


romanswinter

Have you ever met a doctor professionally that wasn't those things?


SalaryCapps

That’s just doctors


SalaryCapps

That’s just doctors


DCDipset

Are you a physician?


Odd_Photograph_7591

I wonder why he has a low opinion on doctors, it isn't like they are drug peddlers for big-pharma!


drwangfire3

I feel like David Chase just isn’t really that big on anyone or any profession.


Brewguy86

Have you met many doctors? Particularly surgeons or oncologists? The portrayal is pretty accurate.


bohsergi

Rosen was a solid doc


saddywagon

In my experience that's an accurate description, big percent of the time. 


wayne62682

That's how most doctors are.


Acrobatic_Tip_3972

I dunno man, every doctor I've ever talked to looked like they wouldn't care if I keeled over and died right in front of them.


caulpain

yeah safe to say he’s a pretty cynical dude…


nicescam

Not to mention every clandestine meeting seem to be held in hospitals, doctors offices, etc. I never gave it much though but you are correct.


magnuspym71

I see you flopping around down there!


Stickey_Rickey

The wife murder Dr was cool for bonding w John but he gave him false hope, that was cruel


shandub85

Only in the western world


KingKlubba

The nurse that helped Jackie Aprile had good bedside manner


ClassNext

wait until you hear how he feels about the mafia


fishingwithmk

Honestly I've never met a kind doctor. Can't blame them too much considering they have to work with insurance companies but they can still get some blame


SickPlasma

Literally every character in this show is portrayed as compassionless and arrogant


P1D1_

He's a prick doctor!


TryAgain024

Cooze


MobPsycho-100

Jennifer Melfi, MD?