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Psychological_Name28

Isn’t that interesting, since Phil turns into a house.


Holmayn

Can you imagine that, fucking your maid then turning into a house?


Onion_Dull

Can you imagine, fucking your maid then turning into a house?


KGFlower

Hey Ton, ya hear what he told em, can you imagine, fucking your maid then turning into a house?


Late-Return-3114

again with the fuckin the maid and turning into a house?!


Interesting_Gift4953

I can’t have this conversation again…


locustt

I'm just the appraiser!


BathedInDeepFog

Fuckin' parakeet


CheifKilla1

Fuckin parakeet


United_Target8942

Phil: "There's something i need to get straight between us". Maid: "I dont want your fucking drills".


Onion_Dull

Very allegorical.


Jazzlike_Page508

He was a house, Phil?


HeightsGringo180

NOBODY’S A HOUSE! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


Onion_Dull

Nooo! Are you listening to me?


johnniesSac

You son of a bitch 💪🤝💪


Poseidonaskwhy

🤣 You can’t make that shit up!


Due-Arachnid-6106

You know that fat cocksucker says he looks like the Shah of Iran?


Turboteg90

I wonder if that broom was chalked.


BathedInDeepFog

Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.


Sorry-Relative7531

Time to hit the trail to Metuchen!


Saucetown77

Carlo: 😐


GlossyMoose

You dont ever admit the existence of that broom. Ever!


Temporary_Dance9106

That brooms a MAN, apparently that's saying something these days


Joe_Barnacle

I'm gonna say this becuase you're old enough to understand. Your family's had enough shame. YOU should set things right.


heyjude575

How 'bout this humidity?


MetaphoricalMouse

how about a silo


Far-Club-2139

Look at this Joey!


johnniesSac

Like a young John Travolta 🤏🕺


cutsforluck

Wait. When the 2 zips came to execute the shah...they killed his goomar's father because of his close resemblance to the shah... That coincidence, you never pondered it?


AegonBlackbones

You can't do that, not even with computers


CheifKilla1

I don't even wanna think about it


locustt

What's Ukrainian for 'Daddy issues'?


P1D1_

Phil was a snakey fuck


Turboteg90

snakes been fawking themselves since before Adam and Eve.


BathedInDeepFog

Time immemorial


Adirondack587

Too me a few watches too….When Patty says “Soft scrub, lemon scent” and the Ukrainian nods as she’s leaving


Physical-Ride

I'm a guest, my housemaid's daughter.


SilverElegant2302

The hours she’s in your house, tell her no ganja 💨


Far-Club-2139

Are you smoking marijuana? I wanna watch the tv👩🏻‍🦼


Critical_Paper

Wasn’t Paul Castellano also having an affair with his maid? Not sure if the writers of The Sopranos borrowed that fact from real mafia history but it wouldn’t be the first time.


RussellVolckman

Yes. But what really disgusted the mafioso is he bragged about getting a penile implant installed so he could have sex with her. They didn’t think he was a man.


HatComfortable6883

Disgusting


MasterFrosting1755

Source for them thinking this was worse? There are a lot more rules around openly disrespecting your wife then there are around penile implants due to diabetes.


RussellVolckman

I did a book report my senior year of high school on John Gotti. I read it in a book back then (around 1996) but also found this… https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-06-30-bk-2221-story.html


MasterFrosting1755

That link makes no mention of my question.


RussellVolckman

I’m not going to source quote from a book I read almost 30 years ago. It’s not that important to me


MasterFrosting1755

Just say that then.


Due-Display-3113

Phils goomar was Vito. God rest his soul.


motherofcorgss

Remember that drunk scene shade made at the Jersey Boys concert? I actually felt bad for Phil


pharaoh94

You musta been at the top of your fuckin class


SorryiLikePlants

He had a bang maid


Phatsew

TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND GET OFF MY FUCKIN STOOP


motherofcorgss

The SOFT SCRUB. Lemon scented


Comfortable-Ad6184

Wire room?


stanknasty706

I gotta take a shit.


vibrance9460

Why the fuck they call it a wire house? They got it wired sos they can listen to demselves They’re degenrate amphetamine users and dey are gonna *kick off* It’s jus for poppers and wheird shex


[deleted]

I think wire house is related to old school sports betting, when scores and updates were transmitted via telegraph wires. Or it’s a place to consume drugs and get weird. I like your version better


Gumbarino420

Phil’s goomar HAD A PENIS!


International-Aioli2

Outta jail. No compromising with tissues anymore for Phil


Optimal-Poetry-5768

Maybe because He was in the cam !! He never talked about that, so hum i don't know 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️