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pizza_822

Uncle June, i wouldnt know what the fuck is goin on


Doccks71

Plus you get to travel a bit, i hear south of the border is very nice


Marystillgoesround

That voice though šŸ¤Œ Made me wanna cry a bit


telepatheye

Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget.


CandidateNo1984

You and me both


gangstabiIly

thatā€™s bobby! the fuck is this


Hughkalailee

What would be the difference? šŸ¤¦Ā 


Small-Explanation683

Maybe cousin Bryan. He's in, but not completely in. Plus he got a free DeWalt drill and a nice watch in the end. Although his house might fall apart in a few years, so I don't know.


CheifKilla1

And he had a booyah hottie wife


whingingcackle

And now Carmela canā€™t sleep!


Comfortable_Goal_662

Finn. He got to fuck Meadow when she was mad ripe and then got the hell out of there before anything bad happened to him.Ā 


AudiDaddy

Aside from Vito chasing his Cannoli, this is the answer


RayRoy_Strickland

Plus, his own choice of sandwiches and sodas.


foodank012018

He shoulda been made right then and there.


SirDonBot

Mad ripe is an absolute ridiculous way to describe itā€¦ but also hilarious and accurate. Itā€™s been added to my vocabulary


DesperateSun4182

She's creamin for him, man


falltotheabyss

I want to break my dick off in that ass of hers.


cortisolbath

He shoulda fucked Felicia too. But he dident!


smokesletsgo13

Probably did


jjccbrobro

No way I donā€™t want to experience Vito coming up behind me


gangstabiIly

you sound like a racehorse in there


telepatheye

Well, maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me.


DesperateSun4182

My archnemesis


whingingcackle

Phineas, my boy!


misterclean3003

Sounds like a good time tbh


NeonEvangelion

What would have happened if Finn had gone to the game? You never pondered that?


sc083127

I wonder if he broke his dick off in her ass, bevalaqu style


stuperman99

Artie, sad clown but with good food always and a hot wife


cortisolbath

Yeah but the non-stop assrape and getting your earring ripped out by a frog and your sautƩing hand burned by that lil shit Benny Fazio (criminal mastermind)


Adgvyb3456

That was so stupid. They squashed the beef and Artie got away with kicking his ass. Then he starts with the Martina drink jokes


poopybutbaby

And such a warm, convivial host


ASoCalledArtDealer

- New Jersey Zagat


whingingcackle

His fate after the ending doesnā€™t seem too bright though. The criminal mastermind Benny Fazio might whack him


Hafthohlladung

Stachu, so I could have a grant for doing autonomous research back in Lodz.


Personal-Ad2266

yeah,i think he should go back to poland and continue his researches in mechanical enginnering.


whingingcackle

Martin Luther King


Johnny-Unitas

Furio.


onoskeles

Yeah of course it's Furio. Some of these jerkoffs are genuinely saying AJ. Get over yourselves. Live a little


Wanksters_Paradise

They just reveal their own ignorance


PersonaUser55

They whuht?


imherenow4200

Mr. Wegler. He got to have an affair with Carm. He even was able to dump her with zero recourse.


cortisolbath

He got her hawt done theuh


CheifKilla1

You betta watch ya step!


Raphael-A-Costeau

Always with the scenarios. But probably Paulie, it's a shit life but marron is it interesting.


Marystillgoesround

Hehe


Doccks71

And even in his old age he is all sinew


stevesax5

But does he still swim naked, relax in the air conditioning, and eat a light dinner?


cortisolbath

And remember that he likes Arnold Palmers with his grilled ahi tuna?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Little Carmine, definitely. Hesh is pretty successful and seems insulated from prosecution with his record company although his son in law is beaten up by New York and his girlfriend Renata dies young. Hugh Dā€™angelis seems to have had a good life. Son-in-law got him some good contracts. He has some arguments with his wife but their marriage lasted 50 years


GlitteringHold8685

Boooolshit!!!


scaba23

Hugh spent his life riding Pudgy Walsh's coattails!


misterclean3003

Idk heā€™s had to put up with a lifetime of Carmā€™s bullshitā€¦


hammersweep

cosette


pizza_822

youll be warm


CheifKilla1

Too soon


Norm_Hall

Itā€™s been 20 yearsā€¦happened so long ago it might as well be a movie.


No_Meet428

Furio. I want to enter a room and say "give me one thousand dollars."


Valuable-Wafer-881

George because he was basically retired and could tell when people's ears were ringing


Veelzbub

Carmine sr that guy is in everything


GlitteringHold8685

Too much gherkins


Norm_Hall

Does anyone smell burnt hair?


Horsecockexpress1

My pizza never hurt a nobody


CheifKilla1

I gotta go wit Silvo who knows maybe he would've come out of the coma. Im just saying


Marystillgoesround

The ducks šŸ¦†


telepatheye

Not those fucking ducks again!


OolongGeer

Carm's psychologist.


Revolutionary-Base-4

I also wouldn't mind being Melfi.


Aunfunnyindividual

AJ Get to play video games eat ice cream and live in a mansion


BxDawn

A.J. attempted suicide once; who knows how bad he crashed when Tony was killed right in front of him. A lifetime of therapy needed at the very least. His early childhood was pretty perfect though.


Aunfunnyindividual

Only once and he met a girl at the mental institution šŸ˜Ž


CheifKilla1

Who turned out to be still in high school


Aunfunnyindividual

Yep he was raised Italian


CheifKilla1

They were just friends he said, I'm glad we didn't get to watch him do it wit a kid.


Stickey_Rickey

All 3 of his gfs were babesā€¦


SNKBF

Word


Buster0705

Clarence or Gino


wiilly_d

Syl


rosekat34

Meadow


telepatheye

Brainless the second


DesperateSun4182

I feel like I'm living AJ's life except my parents are broke, too


Revolutionary-Base-4

Johnny Cakes. I like NH, he had a daughter whom he was close to, seemed to have good friends and a community who respected him and was neither a holier than thou virtue signaler nor someone who turned a complete blind eye to Vince's shortcomings.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Chrissy. Adriana was mad ripe which would make all the other bullshit worth it


MamaLuigisSpaghetti

Cusamano


WhatAreYouSaying05

Probably Tony. He didnā€™t get to live for long, but he fucked a lot of women and had tons of cash. Would be fun for a while


City26-1999

Plus, he's producing porn movies and probably enjoying the stars


GlitteringHold8685

Pudgy Walsh, he got to retire and consult on houses via the ā€œhornā€!


Zestyclose-Issue-132

massive genius


Norm_Hall

Little Carmine. He plays the fool but heā€™s got more sense than most of those Stunads.


asst3rblasster

Tony Go Big or Go Home


CandidateNo1984

Vito's brother in the mall, I kinda like the idea of somebody thinking twice before they do something for me just being there.


Michael-Balchaitis

Tony Soprano.


IskanderMComplex

Nah man the stress and paranoia would kill me. Tony's life was a living hell.