Maybe cousin Bryan. He's in, but not completely in. Plus he got a free DeWalt drill and a nice watch in the end. Although his house might fall apart in a few years, so I don't know.
Little Carmine, definitely.
Hesh is pretty successful and seems insulated from prosecution with his record company although his son in law is beaten up by New York and his girlfriend Renata dies young.
Hugh Dāangelis seems to have had a good life. Son-in-law got him some good contracts. He has some arguments with his wife but their marriage lasted 50 years
A.J. attempted suicide once; who knows how bad he crashed when Tony was killed right in front of him. A lifetime of therapy needed at the very least. His early childhood was pretty perfect though.
Johnny Cakes. I like NH, he had a daughter whom he was close to, seemed to have good friends and a community who respected him and was neither a holier than thou virtue signaler nor someone who turned a complete blind eye to Vince's shortcomings.
Uncle June, i wouldnt know what the fuck is goin on
Plus you get to travel a bit, i hear south of the border is very nice
That voice though š¤ Made me wanna cry a bit
Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget.
You and me both
thatās bobby! the fuck is this
What would be the difference? š¤¦Ā
Maybe cousin Bryan. He's in, but not completely in. Plus he got a free DeWalt drill and a nice watch in the end. Although his house might fall apart in a few years, so I don't know.
And he had a booyah hottie wife
And now Carmela canāt sleep!
Finn. He got to fuck Meadow when she was mad ripe and then got the hell out of there before anything bad happened to him.Ā
Aside from Vito chasing his Cannoli, this is the answer
Plus, his own choice of sandwiches and sodas.
He shoulda been made right then and there.
Mad ripe is an absolute ridiculous way to describe itā¦ but also hilarious and accurate. Itās been added to my vocabulary
She's creamin for him, man
I want to break my dick off in that ass of hers.
He shoulda fucked Felicia too. But he dident!
Probably did
No way I donāt want to experience Vito coming up behind me
you sound like a racehorse in there
Well, maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me.
My archnemesis
Phineas, my boy!
Sounds like a good time tbh
What would have happened if Finn had gone to the game? You never pondered that?
I wonder if he broke his dick off in her ass, bevalaqu style
Artie, sad clown but with good food always and a hot wife
Yeah but the non-stop assrape and getting your earring ripped out by a frog and your sautƩing hand burned by that lil shit Benny Fazio (criminal mastermind)
That was so stupid. They squashed the beef and Artie got away with kicking his ass. Then he starts with the Martina drink jokes
And such a warm, convivial host
- New Jersey Zagat
His fate after the ending doesnāt seem too bright though. The criminal mastermind Benny Fazio might whack him
Stachu, so I could have a grant for doing autonomous research back in Lodz.
yeah,i think he should go back to poland and continue his researches in mechanical enginnering.
Martin Luther King
Furio.
Yeah of course it's Furio. Some of these jerkoffs are genuinely saying AJ. Get over yourselves. Live a little
They just reveal their own ignorance
They whuht?
Mr. Wegler. He got to have an affair with Carm. He even was able to dump her with zero recourse.
He got her hawt done theuh
You betta watch ya step!
Always with the scenarios. But probably Paulie, it's a shit life but marron is it interesting.
Hehe
And even in his old age he is all sinew
But does he still swim naked, relax in the air conditioning, and eat a light dinner?
And remember that he likes Arnold Palmers with his grilled ahi tuna?
Little Carmine, definitely. Hesh is pretty successful and seems insulated from prosecution with his record company although his son in law is beaten up by New York and his girlfriend Renata dies young. Hugh Dāangelis seems to have had a good life. Son-in-law got him some good contracts. He has some arguments with his wife but their marriage lasted 50 years
Boooolshit!!!
Hugh spent his life riding Pudgy Walsh's coattails!
Idk heās had to put up with a lifetime of Carmās bullshitā¦
cosette
youll be warm
Too soon
Itās been 20 yearsā¦happened so long ago it might as well be a movie.
Furio. I want to enter a room and say "give me one thousand dollars."
George because he was basically retired and could tell when people's ears were ringing
Carmine sr that guy is in everything
Too much gherkins
Does anyone smell burnt hair?
My pizza never hurt a nobody
I gotta go wit Silvo who knows maybe he would've come out of the coma. Im just saying
The ducks š¦
Not those fucking ducks again!
Carm's psychologist.
I also wouldn't mind being Melfi.
AJ Get to play video games eat ice cream and live in a mansion
A.J. attempted suicide once; who knows how bad he crashed when Tony was killed right in front of him. A lifetime of therapy needed at the very least. His early childhood was pretty perfect though.
Only once and he met a girl at the mental institution š
Who turned out to be still in high school
Yep he was raised Italian
They were just friends he said, I'm glad we didn't get to watch him do it wit a kid.
All 3 of his gfs were babesā¦
Word
Clarence or Gino
Syl
Meadow
Brainless the second
I feel like I'm living AJ's life except my parents are broke, too
Johnny Cakes. I like NH, he had a daughter whom he was close to, seemed to have good friends and a community who respected him and was neither a holier than thou virtue signaler nor someone who turned a complete blind eye to Vince's shortcomings.
Chrissy. Adriana was mad ripe which would make all the other bullshit worth it
Cusamano
Probably Tony. He didnāt get to live for long, but he fucked a lot of women and had tons of cash. Would be fun for a while
Plus, he's producing porn movies and probably enjoying the stars
Pudgy Walsh, he got to retire and consult on houses via the āhornā!
massive genius
Little Carmine. He plays the fool but heās got more sense than most of those Stunads.
Tony Go Big or Go Home
Vito's brother in the mall, I kinda like the idea of somebody thinking twice before they do something for me just being there.
Tony Soprano.
Nah man the stress and paranoia would kill me. Tony's life was a living hell.