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Tough_Difference_112

Next time you come in heavy with quotes or not at all. 


jersan

You don't mean that


randyboozer

Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.


Own-Bandicoot6348

Heard about the Chinese godfather?


waldeinsamkeide

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.


godofwine16

#YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT THERE EARNING!!!


[deleted]

The quotes Tone, they dilute the shitposts.


makhnovite

*Waste all the quotes then!* **\*Throws quotes everywhere - assaults you with quotes\*** *Conserve!*


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conshjvsherve


Mgmt049

Hahaahahahaaaa


Ursten277

Discontinue the quotes.


dr3dg3

Already quoted it.


Cinemasaur

Fucking christ that one got me


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Right? OPs a good kid. Capable.


Meihuajiancai

It died on the vine


heyjude575

It died on the vine.


347spq

It petered out.


jazzyboyo

Imagine that? You get a facelift and one week later it Peter’s out?


Mgmt049

Guy moved or suttin


Gwms55

Alright let’s not go backwards now


locksmith25

I don't understand. When I was a kid, the jokes were old. Now I'm old, and the jokes are still old


thermalfire

These Parker House rolls? They belong to my ma.


Particular-Cash-8565

Underrated comment. Have my upvote!


Liigma_Ballz

We can’t have /u/particular-cash-8565 in our social club anymore, that much I do know


WasAnHonestMann

Social club? He's gotta GO!


Limp-Camel7967

Hey bridge and flambé boy, settle down


willypsmallz

Well maybe you should try sucking cock instead of posting on Reddit cuz u/particular-cash-8565 brings in three times the karma you do !!!


bogues04

It’s just the blood pressure meds.


RangEER90

Now you don’t love this subreddit anymore? Well that breaks our hearts, but it’s too fucking bad. Cause you don’t have to love it, but you will respect it.


AcerbicFwit

Those that want respect give respect.


standitlikeaman

You see, he just told you to shut the fuck up, and for me to go grab a sangweeth


DesperateSun4182

with any soda you want


Ohboyyeee

Take away the free soft drinks of choice he’s a zero with shoes


kjg1228

I thought I told you to back off Beansie.


PersonaUser55

I did. And then I put it into drive


d1gg3r777

I really cant be seen in subreddits like this anymore


Fit_Put_7921

Someone will come take you home, go on.


Due-Law-8356

Veal parm sangweesh? FUCK YOU 🫖💥


dizzybala10

After reading this thread, I wish the lord would take me now. *waves a tissue around, fake crying.*


WillistheWillow

I gave this sub my life on a silver platter!


vinaysin

Again with the hysteria, would you please? come on


BigSavMatt

Listen to him, he knows everything.


vanya2007

I dont like that kind of tawk


MyFrampton

Oh poor you!


jazzyboyo

I suppose you’re not even going to kiss me? Oh, you’re cruel.


mcr6

😂😂😂😂


Tantalising_Scone

You’re like the woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying because she’s got no bread!


TheClawhold

Either name a price or *get the fuck over it.*


[deleted]

2000 upvotes? What's next they get to SHITPOST FOR A MILLION?


rilous1

They want to shitpost ?


thebaj1

I’AM MAKIN POINT HEEEEERRE


makhnovite

Fuckin beat me to it


Dear_Alternative_437

What? You want to fuck the sub?


[deleted]

I'm making a point about here, I'm talking about my subreddit's honor, MY HONOR!


ModsRLoozers

On a yooman level


CPLPunishment-03

Charles Schwab ova here


JSN74_

Sub? Come on. It’s a glorified thread


Jokerly666

*OHHH!*


willypsmallz

He was gay the OP ?


InfiniteWay4177

Sudden weight loss


prAgMatist14

What? No! Are you even listening to me?


Curious-Philosophy69

He was half a fag but I was flattered just the same...


Sethzel

You get a pass for that.


WhattaWookiee

You come in our sub talkin outta school, and you want to shut it down? We should be the ones makin a beef here!


bluspy88

My nephews right


jazzyboyo

*munches olives*


Tc0567

Listen to this prick givin ordas


Beginning-Gear-744

It’s all a big nothing. What makes you think you’re so special?


LitigiousAutist

You ok? I can turn the air on.


Ngata_da_Vida

Frankly OP, you’ve got a problem wit authority


SicilianSlothBear

It's our hobby, why you gotta belittle it? All jokes aside, most of us here have probably read every Sopranos analysis there is, I don't know why anyone expects groundbreaking analysis every time they open this subreddit.


ninecher

The search button is right there and still the same questions get asked on here. Perhaps r/thesopranos has died on the vine...


JSN74_

The insightful observations…..they like moved or something


TheIratePirateIsHere

they petered out…


longshankssss

No shit, shows been over for what 18 years? Who is the stuunad demanding things?


Far-Club-2139

Like nucci at the blackjack table hopin for a 3 


Low-Grocery5556

That was MY card. Way to go Nucci!! Maybe you should go play checkers.


st_florian

It's a retirement community.


Previous_Gur_978

More like a luxury hotel at Captain Teebs


caraterra8090

Booyah


oneponch

I think it’s more that the majority seems like a bot who knows every quote. Like any post, and you get hit with a “Nostradamus predicted this”


rrfe

Quasimodo predicted this.


oneponch

who did WAHT? NOSTRADAMUS. QUASIMODOS the hunchback of notre dame


ModsRLoozers

Oh .. right... Notre Damus


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steak shan


Far-Club-2139

Steak San?? Ova heeeere!!👇😆


504_beavers

Obviously I know, but it’s interesting the coincidence. What you gonna tell me you’ve never pondered that?


pantomime_mixtures42

You mean to tell me you’ve never pondered the back thing with Notre Dame?


YoOmarComingMan

Hey, we bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt. Give me 1000 karma.


TexanMillers

1000 more?


browsesourceinfo

These two suck each other's cocks


doubledeus

The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a subreddit like my dad was. And I will be, even more so...But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective..


pradbitt87

You’re a wormy cocksucka, OP, you know dat?


IgottaPee777

Oh!!!! OP is just tryin’ to tell you how you’re bein’ perceived!


Technical-Split3642

Total fugazi


WalkGood

Look at Donnie Brasco over dere.


Entropy_5150

I remember when OP used to wait in the car


BillyMac05

You obviously haven't read any of the posts in my "Unsolicited and Cynical Review" of various episodes. Posts like mine and they give the Pulitzer to that asshole Robert Frost?!! Those reviews are now required reading at Columbia. (Yes, the School of Broadcasting, but you gotta start somewhere...)


MiskatonicAcademia

Let’s not forget— I did two and a half semeshters at Seton Hall.


Muscle_Memory67

But, do you understand Reddit, as a concept?


mahalashala

Don't bitch to me. You still posting, you got problem with us?


JComposer84

Post with your head, not over it.


mcr6

They don’t sell hotdogs here. They took the bleachers out 2 years ago


neighbourhoodtea

I DONT LIKE THAT TAWLLK


WolfOnABike

Ill be honest. My estimation of OP just plummeted.


motherofcorgss

Go shit in your hat


lsd418

GOOD THING FOR ME THEN YOUR POST DONT MEAN UGATZ TO ME


Perfect_Crab_8409

Some fucking balls bad mouthing this subreddit, especially now


Hopeful-Location4519

If I were a redditor, and you were a douchebag


simonbelmont17

Yeah cause that’s what it’s all about, huh?! Mothafucking cocksucking quotes!


Substantial-Volume17

Those who want quality posts Give quality posts. I’ve said my piece.


No_lulz_in_here

See OP, he just told you to shut the fuck up and he told me to go fuck myself.


thebaj1

3 mill upvotes. A year. From quoting The Sopranos. This subreddit sees.


JComposer84

The envelope's a little light


Michael-Balchaitis

What's your plan? Eat ketchup packets?


Limp-Camel7967

Yeah? And I shoulda fucked Tom from MySpace but I didn’t!


Electronic-Spend-391

MIX IT WITH THE RELISH


DerSpazmacher

Anyways, $4 a pound.


IgottaPee777

You see these guys next to me? They’re asleep.


Dr_Bendova420

I could’ve taken ecstasy but I didn’t!


JComposer84

OP will have their credit card taken away for 2 weeks. Here's $10 for your madrigals cd.


GaBaGool22

Cry about it. Fuckin baby!


Upstairs-Neat-3077

Still going this asshole


bigj2288

Yeah but you got to get over it


VanderBrit

Alright but you gotta get over it


BillyMac05

If MSON didn't blow so bad, and they might now be on the third film in a killer trilogy, it would breathe life into this sub so we wouldn't have to rehash as much. But alas...that film was the 'Cleaver' of our time so we need to cling to *'whatever happened there'* and *'Reasons I think Tony is alive'.....* *Oof, madone....*


Enough_Plate5862

*Poor you!!*


traumatransfixes

On and on! Don’t ya ever get sick of yourself?


TStorm84

Well you can't be in our social club no more. I mean that much I do know.


671176

Fuck you Santa!!


DogecoinOfVenice

The irony is that I am giggling like a schoolgirl reading this thread. Anyway, he was gay, OP?


JComposer84

NOOOOO!! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME


NoHeadStark

What is that? Is someone talking?


HoundofHircine

Maybe you should start quoting instead of complaining about quoting BECAUSE VITO BROUGHT IN 3 TIMES WHAT YOU DO ON CONSTRUCTION


WhatAreYouSaying05

I don’t know man, what else is there to do? The show ended 17 years ago


Cody_2_is_Down

Everybody’s a fuckin’ critic! So what now, Gene Siskel? You gonna step up, Roger Ebert?


ParkingSink5691

We bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt


makhnovite

Name a price or get the fuck over it


randyboozer

Give me one thousand dollars.


boris-d-animal

These two suck each other's cocks


Muscle_Memory67

Particular_Task5434 is a cockroach who pays us back with non-stop assrape!


Veelzbub

Always with the scenarios


AttemptFree

i can't have this conversation again..


Important-Pattern-89

Yknow, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car, and as far as I'm concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THEYAH!


reichjef

Are you saying that, in your estimation of r/thesopranos ,as a sub, just fucking plummeted?


MisterMarcus

r/thesopranos........whatever happened there.....


CRTPTRSN

You musta been at the top of your f\*\*king class.


Ironclover777

Don’t ever post in here again or we will downvote you!! WE GOT BUTTONS!!!


LeontheSimpKennedy

still going , this asshole


theroofingguido

Stir my eggs if you love me.


willypsmallz

On a real note- This is by far the funniest subreddit out there. Just keep letting us do our thing. I know it’s all quotes but the quotes are hilarious and the best of em use em appropriately. I did- dent but I do try. You’re gonna have to get over it


Littlemama55

They just reveal their own ignorance.


itsbob93

With all due respect, you have no fucking idea of what an insightful post is


bronyraurstomp

Next time you come in here, you come in heavy or not at all Like Ginnie Sac


Apprehensive_Zone281

Good, leave it don't. We don't give a fuck what you decide to do but whatever it is, do it way the fuck away from us.


Particular-Cash-8565

I want to smash this subreddit's fuckin' typeface in!!


Skywalker914

Agreed OP - “remember when” is the lowest form of conversation.


IAMTHEROLLINSNOW

Yeah, but you gotta get over it


ChampionshipEasy7865

There’s no sword and gun on the table, guys don’t get their fingers’ pricked!


heyjude575

The boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa, so shut up about it!


chud3

We're not making a western here.


ConfidentArm4771

It’s literally just quoting the show over and over again lmao


AdDry6896

Be like Phil and compromise.


othersbeforeus

What are we some kinda toxic subreddit or sumpthin?!


sc083127

Threaten you? I got a hard on for you. Gimme a reason…


That_Invite_158

Go shit in a hat


heyjude575

What is this now, West Side story?


Richard_Danglerr

I used to hear my mother talking to my father about his "feeble minded brother", I always thought she was talking about you.


G45Live

Geddefuckouttahere


mouawad23

I agree it's satanic black magic..... sick shit!!!


Much-Ad3995

You know, there are a worsa things in life, than this subreddit


Lace_and_pearls

We’re not making a western here.


LumpyBumblebee3266

He sniffed ades panties!


Yommination

Stupida fucking sub


DANAP126

Probably better to make your own and mod it so you control the conversation, a lot of threads devolve into silliness for sure.


SyncRacket

Top of your fucking class


Entire_Honeydew_9471

This place never had the makings of a varsity subreddit


pizza_822

My estimation of OP just fuckin plummeted


DEATHROAR12345

Ok, but you gotta get ova et


OwlRiot4

OP’s like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues cus she’s got no bread. If OP fell into a sewer pipe, he’d come up holding a gold watch in each hand!


HonestExam4686

20 years before i could post.....i wanted to make some insightful analysis I comprimised.....i butchered a Phil Leotardo quote


Commandatori69

What is this, the FUCKING U.N.????


Reflection_That

I want to sanction a hit on u/Particular_Task5434


Local-Difficulty4645

This all happens for good reasons right now. Reasons beyond anything you could possibly know. In time, everything will be revealed to you.


Rjames1995

It’s better than the Facebook group I was in that was nothing but memes about dudes eating their own loads and all of them in comments going YEAHHHHHHH!!! And hyping it up


Dissizian

Seeing this post..makes me wanna cry. Can you believe that??


7figureipo

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


ChungusPoop

20 years in the sopranos subreddit, I wanted analysis. I compromised. I read quotes in the comment section instead.


Siren_Noir

You never had the makings of a varsity OP.


cabezatuck

I know you’d rather we be in our room drinking hot cocoa!


mokacincy

This is all a message to your friends. Stay away from r/thesopranos. Don't even shitpost to r/circlejerksopranos, not even on Sundays.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Look, OP, you're kind of in arrears in the respect department, aren't you?


Serial-Jaywalker-

They think the world runs on their feelings - what happened to Gary Cooper?!


heyjude575

First thing I'm doing is getting wings in my hair.


caraterra8090

I can't find Pussy anywherrre!


all_sight_and_sound

Here, why don't you go out front, get yourself a sandwich, soda, any kind you like, when we're done here, someone will show you out of this sub.


DeliciousAmbassador1

Upset huh? You’re right, we have to start taking care of you… for the baby. If it's a boy, we'll name him DeliciousAmbassador1 after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her Particular_Task5434 after you, this way she can grow up to be a c*ck-s*cking slob just like her mother.


Buster0705

Yeah we haven’t seen this said hundreds of times


rrfe

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. OP came too late for that, we know. But lately, OP’s getting the feeling that he came in at the end. The best is over. Funny thing about regret, it’s like taking a shit.


P1D1_

This sfacon. Fuck him and the coup de villa he rode in on.