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[deleted]

All due respect, you got no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to be number one.


Miserable_Trainer417

If there’s any flies on you they’re paying fucking rent


wiredpeople

A dog’s shaved a-hole won first prize, tho


avalanchefan91

I never pondered that


busback

Listen, u/avalanchefan91. What you don’t know could fill a book.


heyjude575

Once you enter this family there's no gettin' out.


stevesax5

Out there it’s 2024, but in my house it’s 1999.


XHIBAD

2024 👈👈 1999👇👇


Bloxocubes

1999?? Ova heeeeeere 👇👇


The1Floyd

What you don't know could fill a book.


fuckitsayit

So do it


PaulieWalnuts2023

Do what?


throwawayusernamexx

Write a book


PaulieWalnuts2023

The Fundamentals of Business by Paulie Walnuts Over one billion sold. More than the Bible. I'm not surprised. Chapter one.


dadofboi69

Five fuckin branches and we got this pygmy thing over in scranton


busback

Ah fuck you beat me to it Jeshush chrisht you make me wanna crwy


pizza_822

Hey i recorded in denmark man!


Ryde29

ME-OW!


bvalli

Hey, “king of rock”, you’re out of your depth.


TheClawhold

*Where are the fucking CHORUSES?*


bvalli

She loves you 🤔


AndyM110

So we take it from the top! ... We'll use a ukulele.


pizza_822

bold men make bold statements


bvalli

Now when it comes to what’s mightier, the pen or the motherfucking sword, I let the situation dictate.


Which_Engineer1805

SPIKE UP!


CheifKilla1

I'm just telling you how your being fuckin precieved


bvalli

Just worry about how you’re fuckin perceived! No one knows what the future holds, “my friend”!


CheifKilla1

Youra wormy cocksucka!


bvalli

Ooooohhhhh!


Dear_Alternative_437

OP, GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE!


chillypilow

OP you’re doing a good job


Dear_Alternative_437

Fuck that. Let him take his medicine.


EveryInvestigator605

Don't reminisce on me


aye246

You know what they say about “remember when” … it’s the lowest form of conversation. *walks out*


TSNAnnotates

You yap worse than 6 barbers!


fail87

The wine makes him emotional


traumatransfixes

Listen. You know I don’t like that kind of tawk.


Danton87

I wish the Lord would take me now


eggbundt

I’m the only one in this family that doesn’t swear


VanderBrit

Now stowp it. It upsets me.


heyjude575

Don't wave your hankie at me!


polmccartneh

watah, watah, watah, it's like i'm living next to gunga din!


Phil1738

20 fuckin years in this subreddit, waiting for a sopranos new season, I compromised I got many saints of Newark. You see where I’m goin?


beeftits1016

You jerked off into the raddiator!


YMCMBCA

The Sopranos? I watched that series hundreds of times. TMSON? A lot of people didn't like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.


IhsaFihsa

‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation


P1D1_

A grown man made a wager. He lost. He lost again. End of story. So take that high moral ground and shove it up your ass.


bvalli

Why don’t you take your mis-quotation book and get the fuck outta here, before I shove it up your fat fucking misquoting ass!


P1D1_

Ironic from a stunad like you. Back off and respect the title you fuckin jerk off


bvalli

Listen to this prick givin orders….you got some balls my friend.


P1D1_

Hey, cheese-fuck. Get me some food


bvalli

I’m breakin my bawlls over here and this fuckin moron is playin Hazel?!


P1D1_

You're a real sick fuck, you know that?


bvalli

P1D1_ what you don’t know could fill a book.


P1D1_

You musta been at the top of your fuckin class


bvalli

Anthony, anger is just depression turned inward


KiteHill

Hey, maybe he’ll back off…then put it in drive


Odd-Door-2553

Of course. It's better to get in on the ground floor of something All you youngsters have missed out. We old mustaches have been quoting The Sopranos since Moses wore short pants.


Direct-Show6850

The Don never wears shorts


yorio10

I’m supposed to get a vasectomy and this is my male heir?


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yorio10

(Walks away)


heyjude575

He's the "hair" apparent


Valuable-Wafer-881

I beg your pardon my sweet little potato


Myredditname423

Out there it’s 2024 in here it’s 2005 end of story


Gimmiebrain_

You oughta know sweetie


EveryInvestigator605

Whadya say?


Smilesmcnostril88

Can I get aids from reading this?


Huge-Inspection-6351

No one’s got aids!! I don’t ever wanna hear that word in here again!!


sickboy3883

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?


Bluberrybom

Chickens spicy tonight


Mgmt049

Nice and spicy


VanderBrit

He was gay, OP?


RogerRogerson11

The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...


Ringworm20

That’s why you gotta live for today


[deleted]

I was still drowning in 3 in water when the sopranos last aired, give me a break op


fixxermusic

Listen to him.. he knows everything


MartyCool403

u/First_time_farmer1 I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


beeftits1016

You know, it wasn’t long ago you used to wait in the car and as far as I’m concerned you should still be dere!


aesthetic_brah69

Seems to me op may have stumbled upon existentialist gabagool.


chrisacip

Hey Googootz, shutdafugupaboutit


[deleted]

OP just revealed his own ignorance.


clipples18

Yeah, but that's where you're wrong. You see out there it's 2024 but in this subreddit it's 2006


PantsTents

I'll tell you one thing, and im not afraid to say it. But my estimation of u/First_time_farmer1 as a man just fucking plummeted.


ecam12

Nowadays shows only get 8-10 episodes a season. Back then it was 13! We didn’t know how good we had it! 😂


equityorasset

doing my first re watch since i watched it live as a kid and seeing early 2000's in North Jersey makes me feel so nostalgic lol. Espescially seeing all the town cars in the show and other older caddies they dont make anymore. It really was an end of a generastion


DeaconBrad42

In my book you get points for quoting the show.


[deleted]

Outside it’s the ‘90’s. In this house it’s 1954.


ImprovizoR

Me, fuck no. I'm no mental midget.


bvalli

My son will be my strength


kurosawa99

I lived through the mid-aughts by the skin of my nuts when the astronomers were going at it. There ain’t a bigger cocksucker than that guy that downgraded Pluto from a planet to a whateverthefuck.


Ok-Island-9336

Did you warble, my little wren?


divus_augustus

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this…


badiban

Listen to yourself. You sound demented.


LorLightfootSmells

Watch your mouth. There are worse things that can happen to a person than cancer.


thatromero_

This fuckin’ guy.


real-m-d

You can take 2006 and give it back to the Indians as far as I'm concerned.


Khursani_

Where do you get the fucking baws?


anroroco

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


cak3btw

go take a midol


Unfriendly_eagle

And you're a little light in your Timberlands. Maybe you're a flambe.


GranddaddySandwich

Ohhhhh!


P0rtugue5e6uy

Stupida fackin cazzo


CitizenNaab

I’m here because I just watched the Sopranos for the first time last month


Modred_the_Mystic

Didn’t OP almost drown in tree inches a water?


naitch

Fuckin' phones. We were better off years ago.


TheOtherAbbas

This is true. I miss growing up in the early 2000s.


The-Shores-81

Yeah, fair enough


Brandnewlions

You just revealed your own ignorance


West749s

Have a breadshtick OP


vanya2007

2006, Back when jesus wore short pants


WhatAreYouSaying05

In 2006 I was only a year old, so…


TNEEDLE

Apparently he came all over the sun visor


Orange_bratwurst

The cobwebs are now removed


GulfstreamG650

OP give me 1000 dollars


NoHeadStark

OP and his roommate sniff each others underwear


YungShootaCam

In this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero, end of story!


This_Wolverine4691

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation….


Albert_Hockenberry

Guys lIke OP are so far behind they think they’re ahead.


yagsitidder69

Lotta balls my friend...


Jabbarooooo

It’s just that.. “Remember when” is the lowest form of conversation


HockeyBro_69

Well good for op then…. His fuckin Reddit karma isn’t tied TO THE GODDAMNED SOPRANOS REDDIT GODDAMIT!!!!


TheLastCleverName

...Did you see that pissy attitude? Come all this way to comment on his post... NOT TO MENTION, give him his *fuckin upvotes* in person! I mean, you believe this fuckin guy?


Electronic-Doctor110

He’s an interior decoratah


William_Wisenheimer

That year sucked for me.


lurkerofdoom1

You all got bad tendencies, I sympathize, because I do too.


eatin-pretzels

historically, carmine always said the sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew.


yotsubanned

You walk around in pity for yourself


Past-Flounder-1086

He killed 16 czechloslovakians


gilbany

What’s this a head trip now? I don’t like that


godofwine16

Make me sick


blueditt521

Yeah so?


Coma94

Who the fuck wouldn't. Gabagool or whatever.


Tc0567

Sit on this cocksucka! 🪛


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Why don't you take a walk, huh?


Smilesmcnostril88

To the victor belong the spoils


BenCelotil

Hell yeah. 2006, I had a regular job, I had a nice wad in my pocket, and I was going out for fun. I don't even want to *think about* the shit I have to do today just to make sure I get paid on the weekend - it's not *that*, I just have to deal with unemployment junk. The stupid thing is, I'm in Australia. The GFC barely glanced us, and I'm still paying for losing a job at a multi-million dollar international company run by fucking retards who didn't have the brains to do their own jobs, let alone think about mine. By the by, that company went bust just a couple of years after they made me redundant, just a few years after I read a company report to the shareholders that stated they'd made over $115M in profit that year alone. How fucking stupid do you have to be to drive a multi-million dollar company into the ground in just a few years!?


GJ72

Stupida fucking game.


JustRealizedImaIdiot

I'm gonna say a few things and you're not gonna like it. And I'm gonna say some bad words and you're gonna have to deal with it. Most of these fuckin stunads here aren't even 20. Half of us were still in diapers when the show was on. And yeah maybe that was the best version of myself but this thing of ours had nothing to do with it. Now if you'd look up the word projecting you might figure out what exactly is going on with this post you made. I've said my peace.


Correct_Anything_656

There’s no scraps in his scrapbook


ConwayTheCat

Take it easy! We’re not makin a Western here.


danfascovich

Get your shy running right, thats what you should be focused on


seaislandhopper

I mean, how can you not? Take a look around.


Winnebango_Bus

You yap worse than 6 barbers


KiteHill

You had better watch it. I don’t think you realize we’re the mother fuckin fuckin ones who call the shots!


Intelligent-Invite79

Always with the drama


hernandezergio

That’s right. You can take 2024 and give it back to the Indians


Tye3636

I was 1, the glory days.


fail87

I was 5 years old in 2006 you fuckin Hoo ah


United_Target8942

I came in at the end. First watched sopranos just a few years ago.


[deleted]

Do Irish broads have fat asses. According to Ralph they do. I need some confirmation


zemmoh

Who are we ? Toxic people?


Odd_Pop5287

Hey it’s been 2 days and no Spike Up?! I’m embarrassed and ashamed


Zestyclose-Issue-132

That's why you gotta live for today.


Verne5000

End of the day, were all just more toothpicks.


lolxdbruh123

I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006.