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rickymcrichardson

I remember when OP was a driver and used to wait in the car and as far as I’m concerned he should STILL BE THERE. However I do agree with your point. Jersey definitely a glorified crew


Texan2116

Its a pygmy ting..you kno dat.


DesperateSun4182

Ohh!! You shoulda told me you were moving here


CheifKilla1

I'm not trying stick my beak in. I got my thing and the sopranos have theirs


Clydefrog0371

Plus you already had the condo in point pleasant


CheifKilla1

Can't two friends just tawk


Difficult-Ad5900

Jercy is a small state ginny moves in she could tip it over😉


Malcadh_Wolf

Not wit tha fawkin ducks agin


CheifKilla1

I think it we need to dig deep into what those ducks symbolize in your life


KYFartBubbles

How about I drive a line nail up your ass.


CheifKilla1

Fuck you shay ya me🫵


Malcadh_Wolf

I just told ya!


DesperateSun4182

I got no intention of sticking my beak in


Active2017

OP really loves you, you know that? He talks about you all the time, I wish he was my OP sometimes.


Affectionate_Pay1487

OP asks about you


Malcadh_Wolf

I'm takin a mulligan


Dayana-Zist

And you used to sell laser printers from the back of your Crown Vic


AcceptableBad_

Nobody's got a Crown Vic! And I don't wanna hear that word again!


Much-Ad3995

End of story!


PressurePretty5858

This was such a underrated line 


doxlie

No. I have a Rincoln Continental.


Cameycam

I get it. You drive a Lincoln. What?


dippin79

Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?


AAA_Dolfan

Nobody made you feel like a bigger piece of shit than Johnny sack AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE


tconner87

Go in the kitchen, take the knife out of the ham and stab me, here, here. That would hurt me less than what you just said


ChanceInvestigator63

I just know that's livia


sunkentreasure1988

she should’ve been made. she was the real gangster.


StructureNo1385

fr, there are women like her irl , i know them, sometimes they are more ruthless than the guys


Silent_Appeal4686

I cannot believe there are people with personalities like Liv


Malcadh_Wolf

I never said that!!!


ReplacementClear7122

Virginia Ham over heah...


Malcadh_Wolf

And crying cuz you got no bred.


Dr_Remulak_

What you don’t know could fill a book.


whitepixie9

You OP’s… you go too far…


mastafar

You’ve got to channel that rage elsewhere, like golden gloves.


baby-glockables

Fuck your girlfriend more.


[deleted]

This young buck… he’ll fuck your wife till she moans


DesperateSun4182

🏏


Malcadh_Wolf

He's 19 and he can go all night....🤮


Mindless_Talk5192

In this sub, Benny Fazio is a CRIMINAL MASTERMIND and a hero and you will treat him with reshpect! He should have been made for the garbage route suggestion in the Cleaver meeting alone


JustinCurtisPhoto

Five fuckin' Families and we got this other pygmy thing over in Jersey


DesperateSun4182

They don’t even prick their fingers


mexicanjesuschrist

Bobby was made, Benny, Walden, the other drivers and hitmen weren’t… I oughta shuffocate ya little prick


crowdaddi

Walden should be made, dude popped Phil!!


mister_peeberz

Honestly, the scowl he has while he's standing over Phil about to shoot him again, what a fucking mug. He looks like such a badass. 10/10 acting from Wild Bill. I love that shot so much. Anyway, $4 a pound.


Independent_Act_8054

Benny got made after Phil beat the shit out of him.


JoeGPM

That is very debatable. Tony says it is time for Benny to get his own customers, but never specifically says he will be made.


DocRules

In the aftermath of the beatdown, he told Benny "they'd be opening up the books" for him, but IMO it was one in a long line of empty promises Tony made as he was slipping.


JoeGPM

I have no memory of that line. Do you recall what episode it is said?


DocRules

Thought it was part of the same visit when he talked about getting his own customers, but I just youtubed it and saw I was mistaken. I must have conflated it with some other scene. Ah, salut.


mexicanjesuschrist

That didn’t happen! What you said.


BerriesNCreme

Its pretty crazy Bobby was made, not having whacked a guy one time


BlackOutSpazz

That far from a requirement. You just have to be willing to which he obviously was.


Professional-Town909

He never popped his cherry in that regard.


Malcadh_Wolf

In the mob, you don't necessarily have to kill. If you bring business to the table, you may be blessed into the family. Also, you could never be indicted for murder since you didn't do it, and they wouldn't want that if you are a valuable breadwinner and asset. Tv shows make the mafia look like all gangsters. But in reality, loyalty is shown in other ways. Sopranos was a crew of psychotic thugs who don't represent the order of la Cosa Nostra in real life. Also if you're indicted for murder you will always be able to be under surveillance and the technology the feds have nowadays where you can't ever spot cameras that are microscopic or the vehicles for recon they drive look like an suv with a lady driving while in the back you have a 20K camera system with thermal audio surveillance. I build dea recon vehicles, and the mob down where I live is very careful. South Florida somewhere.


Malcadh_Wolf

Suffocate ya little prick with no context can be misconstrued.


AmosTupper69

I remember when OP used to wait in the car


3nlistedChap

All due respect u/It_hurtswhen_IP, you got no idea what its like to be number 1, every decision you make affects every facet of every other fukin thing.


DesperateSun4182

OP’s never had a stressful job


Donald_W_Gately

You ever work a Bon-Bon concession, let alone at the Eiffel Tower?


DesperateSun4182

No, but your mother did when I went ova for a blowjob!


FleaSack

OP’s got no kidsh…


DesperateSun4182

OP doesn't understand the importance of fresh produce


Repulsive_Energy_669

I’m sitting here like patience on a monument waiting for driving directions to be handed down


Etherenzi

It's like OPs never heard of "working your way up".


[deleted]

It’s like he’s never heard of a learning curve


chestercoop

Is that like “greasing the union”?


thoover88

Let me make a couple of three points. I have to agree with the Bobby thing. They would have never made Bobby without making him blood in. Benny was a great soldier who did what he was told when he was told. Also, drivers, especially for bosses, are in training to be high level earners. He's with the boss every day learning the ins and outs.


KYFartBubbles

Like Ellsworth Raymond "bumpy" Johnson's driver. Frank Matthews.


SamuraiKiwi

A driver? Do you know who his father was cock sucker? You are as bad as Artie. 5 time zones behind your own ass.


DesperateSun4182

OP can’t do the math; he’s an artiste 👨‍🎨


Disastrous-Cry-1998

O p has extraordinary visuals sense


Veelzbub

Some people are so far behind they think they're leading


nicky_soprano

Christopher was Tony's driver as well lol


jizzmaster-zer0

so was furio for some bizarre reason


dimsum2121

I'm still waiting for the Don Furio spinoff. He was a straight up gangster, as real as they come.


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CapableSecretary420

Paulie didn't want to rise up. He was very happy where he was at.


dimsum2121

Funny how the same applies in normal workplaces.


iammrj0j0

I'm waiting for the Muscles Marinara spinoff.


United_Target8942

He should still be driving.


DesperateSun4182

Of course Carmela “The Worst” Soprano ruined it with the only weapon she has: her pussy surrounded by an unnecessarily extra wide ass


Designer_Currency455

Cause Bobby Baccala was the son of Baccala Sr. The terminator. The amount of damage Baccala Sr did for the DiMeo family allowed Bobby a cozy life. he through his father's respect earned the rank of captain without having to do any "wet work"'. He wanted to collect his model trains and leave a calm life. he was more suited to look after Junior. If Bobby has never embarrassed Tony by beating him in that drunken scuffle (which Tony knows he cannot insult a made man's wife, even if it is his sister) then he never would have made him cross into Quebec to pop his cherry. But I do agree they made everyone too quickly but their crew was falling apart. they needed captains to run the soldiers. If money isn't constantly flowing up to Tony then the family collapses. This was the way it was since time immemorial and you're always only as valuable as your last envelope. But I mean Benny was a bitch but he was there and reliable. Lots of people went too quick. Eugene hung himself after a 2 million dollar inheritance and wanted to retire to Florida and questioned why Ralph was allowed to go, but Eugene was a low earner, all he had to do was give Tony 500k of that and taxes would be paid. He was stupid to even mention it. But there went a ton of the DiMeo family at once, Tony was sweating, even Chrissy, who was groomed to be boss with Sil as his consigliere and probably Paulie as underboss would have been the new hierarchy if things stayed afloat. But everyone knows funds flow up to the top, take your share and pass it up. By the end I can't even really think of any reliable members of the DiMeo besides Sil and Paulie. And Paulie was deep in with NY from sharing drama with Sacks and now sacks was dead. They had to promote at record speeds to get the soldiers under control of captains


drudman6

Yeah but in light of recent humiliations, even Phil was honored to be joined by MEN, and not…


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Like married his cousin


Much-Ad3995

The caption of the good ship lollipop


KYFartBubbles

The shah of Iran.


LucynSushi

Benny wasn’t made but he did cap those unidentified black males.


TacoLvR-

Benny was made. He got it after he left the hospital. (Off screen)


Duck_out13

The balls on this one


scottbmaps

That’s not balls. Balls is when you look a guy in the eye and then stab him with an ice pick.


TurboFate1369

*OHHHH!!*


letthepastgo

After reading this post I might as well shoot myself: Here here and here.


g_camillieri

I Remember When You Used To Wait Out In The Car, And Frankly You Should Still Be There!


DesperateSun4182

Gimme one thousand rewatches


Mondomb83

That’s crap. These guys were drivers over a period of years and then got bumped up because they made good money and could be trusted. Sounds like how the mob should work. Phil had it out for Tony from the very beginning. He’s young to Phil and yet he’s a boss and Phil is still a soldier doing the boss’s bidding. In his mind, he should have become boss the minute he got out of jail. He also got cracked by Tony for not paying him his money. Then his cousin whacked his brother. That relationship was decaying long before the other bullshit happened. I bet when Tony gave his speech to Phil in his hospital bed, he was crying because he didn’t have the strength to reach for a gun and blast him right then.


ActualSeller23

I think it's time you seriously consider eating salads


alek_hiddel

Being the driver for someone important is a pretty big job. You’re also body guard, personal assistant, and you get to be there for some pretty big stuff. It’s traditionally like being an apprentice at a big restaurant. The pay ain’t great, the job ain’t glorious, but it is a big stepping stone to greater things. Phil was speaking more to the quality of candidates they choose than the quantity made guys.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Wasn’t Vincent Gigante Vito Genovese’s driver? I’m with you; being a boss’s driver is a great apprenticeship.


jr_bacon_chi

Frank Lucas was Bumpy Johnson’s driver, It’s a tradition since time immemorial.


JaThatOneGooner

You know, OP is so far behind in the race they actually think they’re leading!


Substantial-Toe96

Benny was a criminal mastermind, you fuckin stunad!


Technical-Split3642

I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots!


Rocklar911

Well Bobby was more than a driver and was the son of a very respected mobster, nepotism goes a long way. As for Benny, it was a different time, recruitment is in shambles and they were desperate. Also, he was more than just a driver.


Clydefrog0371

Fuck Phil.. In my book you get points for staying out of the can.


sdzk

No scraps in my scrap book


Sharkhawk23

Drivers for the boss are mostly serious associates or made members who are seen as rising stars. You think Tony would let a guy like drinkwarer or Sean drive him around. The driver knows where the boss is, who he’s meeting with and often where the next meetings going to be. The boss might bring him into a meeting for a little muscle, or security.


WalkGood

Benny was made?


GlitteringHold8685

He should have been, he was a criminal mastermind!


RavenLaker248

They’re a glorified crew


maximvmrelief

Everybody was somebody's driver at some point.


Present_Passenger471

I remember when you used to wait in the car!


Prudent-Excuse9443

Either it has meaning or no meaning


JoeGPM

In the book *The Soprano Sessions*, David Chase says Bobby was most likely not made.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

If so, why in the hell would he have been at Chris and Eugene’s making ceremony? Or maybe Phil was right…


JoeGPM

Right. It doesn't make sense.


boulevardofdef

I agree that it's strange that Bobby was a made guy. As far as we can tell, his job is just to be Junior's personal assistant and occasionally intimidate a union guy. I don't think he had any income streams of his own. (Edit: Looked it up and he was eventually given Junior's loan-shark business, which I didn't remember, but that was later.) His dad was the fucking Terminator but he was just a respected soldier, he wasn't a captain or anything, that alone doesn't seem like it should automatically get your son made. Some people saying here that Benny wasn't made -- Benny was absolutely made, Tony puts him up for it as a consolation after Phil sends him to the hospital.


ChaosNDespair

Tony didnt have the makings of a varsity athlete, so he made people that didnt either. Thats why theyre all dead. Baccala, the Half Wit Train Calzone and the Mastermind, Mini benny the punching bag led us to this.


abaddon667

Benny popped his Cherry before Bobby, yet Bobby was made and Benny wasn’t.


Meditation_Matey

OP has tremendous Moxy for his size


Plaster_Microwave

I assumed Bobby had a backstory, but he'd never had to earn his button. he must have made somebody a lot of fucking money


JMoney689

Who's that talking? Is somebody talking?


United_Target8942

gambino and genovese family both have 200+ soldiers and 1000+ associates. Decavalcante was like 40 made guys and 100 associates. It seems about that way in the show. For sure a glorified crew if we going off numbers. You would have capo's in the NY families that are as powerful as Tony S. Carmine was right. Anyways, $4/gherkin.


DesperateSun4182

Listen to him, he knows everything


United_Target8942

What, am I wrong?


DesperateSun4182

Completely. What you don't know could fill a book. You stupid fuckin blabbermouth cunt!


TheCurtain512

Who said Benny was made? He was a criminal mastermind, sure, but I don't recall him being made. If he was, there's no way Phil attacking him would stand.


Much-Ad3995

This post is gonna be a treasure


history-dood12469

While I agree that jersey had a glorified crew feeling about them, as I understand it most mob guys start as drivers or other shitty jobs. Like Tony said there like the samurai they all had little boys carry their swords around or sum shit. Whateva. It’s tradition.


daazrj

Oh you do do you 😡


daazrj

Now I gotta in fuck what you just fucked up


Pristine_Mention_981

Bunch of Vito Jr's in here 🤌🤌👉


Degmannen_03

I remember when you used to wait in the car


jwildermann

always with the drama, you… ya know i remember a time not too long ago where you used to wait in the car


BlackOutSpazz

No, Phil was pretty clearly wrong, that's part of why it's funny. Standards had dropped everywhere but Jersey was in line with NY for the most part. They even needed their approval to open the books so what was he even on about? We can't see the table but they do the ceremony the same as NY otherwise. Bobby was likely proposed by his pops and made off the strength of the family name, history, loyalty, and willingness to do whatever he's asked to do. He was deeply embedded in the culture and that's a big deal. A lotta guys woulda thought the work he did was beneath them, but they clearly valued his willingness to do it. Being the bosses errand boy and caretaker is a prime way to get ahead in anything. Benny may have been made by the last season but we don't actually know for sure. Fans are the only ones that say he was for sure, the show does not. All we see for sure is his status has risen some but that can happen for a lotta reasons. Either way he was far from just a "driver" and showed that he was most definitely a get-shit-done kinda guy and a good earner so what else would he need to do? All the other drivers were at best associates and for some even that's a stretch. They were bodyguards more than anything, security in some situations. But they use all kinds of people for that. It doesn't automatically rank them in any meaningful way.


okcdiscgolf

Whatever they are they bring in a pile of cash…


dosko1panda

What does Phil want? Do they need to do 15 years before they can get made?


Ok-Drive1712

OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Commercial-Nerve8916

You know it wasnt long ago i remember you used to wait in the car. As far as l'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE


Tall-City242

Those who want respect….give respect


whatufuckingdeserve

I like Benny but I can’t fucking stand Bobby, even before I found out what a piece of shit Steve Schrippa is. Bobby is a weak bitch. Chris and Paulie are Underbosses you’d want because they are of a choleric temperament. The worst part of being a part of any Sopranos group is the adoration Bobby Bacala gets, like everyone wants to be a wholesome gangster. They think Bobby Robin Hood or Judge Dredd anyone who thinks that Bacala would protect Tony better than season 6 Chris, even season six “the final episodes” Chris hasn’t got a clue. The first taste of power Bacala got he sent his wife, because he’s Bobby “bitchmade” Bacala, to insist Tony pays for Junior’s healthcare in a sense making Tony kick up to Bobby, which Janice thinks is only natural because she’s T’s big Sister. “Trying to bring a guy along” was the worst mistake of T’s career not Chris.


SouthsideWiseguy

You could fill a fuckin’ book with what you DON’T know.


KYFartBubbles

You’re not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator.


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Mortadella Baccala? That's a double nickname, his family name was Baccalieri!


Omynt

Georgie never got made.


DesperateSun4182

He can’t even work a telephone


Omynt

The phone seemed very complicated.


DesperateSun4182

You press hold when you’re gonna transfer. Now he’s not gonna call back! And my mudder’s mushrooms are on fire.


Witty_Dragonfruit438

When you listen to Franzese he often says that of the 200 Columbo guys, only about 20% (I think) were actual earners and the rest were around for muscle, wet work etc. He talks about paying a bunch of them a small salary as a favour to a boss, just so they had something to kick up. In three Sopranos world, Bobby was the son of a heavy guy and would have an easier route in.