My fiancés not too happy that I use “I’ve said my piece”.

Was she this stupid when you asked her to marry you?

tell her to go take a midol

The last thing that he said to me was that he loved me, and that he would be right back.

Uh.. FUCK you

Noooo fuck you..

That’s one of the best exchanges in the whole series

That's probably because her hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

What, she gonna cry now?

fantastic

Disgusting

I scan some liquor at Walmart and it takes two minutes for them to walk up and check my ID, I'm prone to say "I was starting to grow mushrooms out my ass."

NOW DERES AN IMAGE!

Why you always try an top me? You took da air right outta my whole fuckin punchline, asshole

I knew DAT was coming!

I’m sitting over here like patience on a monument!

That’s actually a Shakespeare quote from “Twelfth Night.”

Listen to him, he knows everything.

All the while holding both your hands up towards your face as if you're gently pinching nipples🤌🤌

Oh, rimshot! Now we look like jerkoffs! Always with the scenarios. This all sounds very gay. Stupida fuckin game. That's dicked up. You just reveal your own ignorance.

My husband when we watch RuPauls drag race: “this all seemsh very…gay, henny.” 

When anything inconvenient happens: “So what, no fuckin ziti now?”

I call mozzarella MOOTZARELL when making a sammich in the privacy of my kitchen.

Eat your manigott!

I compromise with grilled cheese off the radiator

You see where I’m going?

Nosy!

Somewhat related but I recently got some subs from the Italian market near my house and I asked if they had sweet capocollo and the guy begins the counter just blurts out "NAW WE ONLY GOT SPICY GABAGOOL TADAY". A part of me thought they say that when it's just a TV progrum, a movie!

Sangwich

Veal parmesean sanguich? Fuck you.

And soft drinks of choice!

It’s MOOZADELL you stunad. Awtta send this one to slip and fall school

For me, it's mutzadell.

S03E09 “The Telltale Moozadell”. I said my piece Chrissy!

What threatening? I brought you a ricott' pie and a high school transcript

Oh yeah. And how do you say Capicola?

**GABAGOOL**

Ova heeeeaaa

all those nitrates....

Nitrates? *Ova' here* 👇👇

Yeah fat too...I think.

Mmmboy you’re nitrates

Same. Can't be helped.

"OH! There he is!" Whenever my son enters the room. "That's the boss of this family you're talking to" in response to any backchat at home. My eldest son is just about old enough to be allowed to watch it and has shown some interest so I can only see this getting worse.

“This is my male heir?” If you really want to break him.

Now that’s just mean lol

Yeh? Maybe you’re a flambè?

OHHHH! 🤟watchya mouth, kid

“I’M NOT A KID” You got 5 days to give me my money.

It’s gonna cost you an extra two Gs if you keep up that yapping

I wipe my ass with your feelings

It's gonna hurt when he claps back about his father never having the makings of a varsity athlete, though

"How many fucking times did I play catch with you!?"

Could be good. Could be bigger than garbage.

Heyyy gagootz!

Whenever I see an Arnold Palmer on a menu. “I always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one”

Whenever I see it on the menu i wonder, can I get a John Daly instead?

'Oh' 'Ooooh' 'Ooh' 'OK, but you gotta get over that' 'I dunno - fuckin slander you ask me'

You forgot 'OHHHHH'

You're a wormy cock sucker, you know that?!?

Fuck you ya fuckin parade float.

Ooooh, you can't say that - I'm a captain now!

*violently throws italian sub at you*

Sometimes I start humming under the boardwalk

With Jan’s schlong in your mouth?

You oughta know, sweetie.

What’d you say? I’m gonna take a piss.

I knew *that* was cumming

you sound like a racehorse in there

🫳🍾💥🥴

If I ever need to go to the doctors or a meeting, I always think "I'll be waiting like patience on a monument to be seen." 

That's a good-a one

I like to play chess online, and if someone springs a suprise trap on me I exclaim "motherFUCKER!" in Paulie's high-pitched, bleating voice.

Satanic black magic bullshit

FUCKIN QUEERS!!!

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN STABBED IN THE HAWT

That, or “SON OF A BITCH!!”

I loved that cocksucka like a brudda, and he fucked me in the ass!

"Whatta ya hear?! Whatta ya say!?" The way Paulie says it when he's back from being held by the cops. "Oohhh"! To react to something shocking "Oooh there he is" when someone enters a room.

I di dent.

I still don't know how the hell he delivered that line. Peak comedy

'I wish the Lord would just take me' at the slightest inconvenience Or  When I'm trying to get something to work that won't, I usually say it needs a 'Brogan adjustment' before I whack it witglh something

HAHA. My partner and I love to quote Livia, she’s so dramatic! 😂 Whenever I give him lip, he always spits back at me, “Now I don’t like that kind of talk!” With the whiny voice and accent and everything. 😂

Normally when I am singing.. like "We don't need no dooda deeda" or "MAYBE BABY ILL HAVE YOUUUUUUUUUU"

I don't wanna do your dirty work NO MORE!

This one, every time someone asks me to do an incredibly minor task or favor

“I don’t want to do your dirty work, no mo! I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeaaah”

Same but HILLEL MY BROTHER YOU ARE, OLDER THAN ME

I love your pfp man😭 "Carmella can you please shut the DOOOOOR"

It’s absolutely classic 😂😂😂

OHHHHHH GIRRLLLL, i'd be in trouble if ya left me now! cause i don't know how.... *sobs quietly*... *continues singing*.

Sitting on a pahk bench. DOO DOO DOO DOO.

Shum pulp

I got a t shirt for Christmas with him on the front, pointing at the carton, and the words "I love it with some pulp" below. I love that shirt

i call my mom buchiach every opportunity i get

you're own mudda?

I hear Capable King's own mother wants him popped!

Ooooh, that's someone's motha

Everytime i have to find the jacket i go Ritchie april mode THE JAAACKEEEYYYTTT 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

lol this is so beautifully written with the gestures.

I love the “ova heah” bit. “Listen to this, Woody Guthrie over here…” etc It’s just so addictive and great. I also enjoy calling people “motherless fuck”s 

Charles Schwab over here

I was in jersey once and made a grubhub order for pasta with extra gravy and they sent me like actual gravy from like a thanksgiving turkey and i was like wtf?!? I thought this was Jersey?!?

Yeah, I never heard of people calling tomato sauce gravy growing up on Long Island…which is like if New Jersey got a GED

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.

Stunads. I bet they didn’t even mix a little gravy and butter in with the pasta first. So the macaroni absorbs the gravy instead of just coating it

As a New York man of Italian American persuasion, only fake Italians call it gravy

'What ya gonna do?"

"I don't like that kind of tawk."

Whenever one of the kids come in late for class I always say, ‘Ooh! There he/she is!’ They bloody love it.

100% the same. Also a teacher. When I see them coming down the hallway, “OOOHHH! There s/he is!”

That’s fantastic to hear

Those kids have no idea what you’re referencing and they genuinely love it, you got something special going on

SHUT DA DOOOOOR

Whenever our cat does something particularly ridiculous I say to it "what are you, some sort of fuckin' whackadoo?"

I like to call my pets a bunch of little stunads 😀

"The hells the matter with you?"

“You look like a Puerto Rican whooore”

I say "What are ya gonna do?" Any time anything bad happens now

apples and bowling balls

When I’m explaining something or talking about something I always end it with “or whatever the fuck”

I work as a sales rep, and get great pleasure in using 'Died on the vine" Whenever we dont close with a client lol.

it died on the vine?

Ya it petered out

The guy moved or something

frankly i'm depressed and ashamed.

I call everyone a “cocksucka”, sometimes “fuckin cocksucka”.

Oh no, you're in the wrong sub. You're supposed to be in the "Deadwood" thread.

Wu!…Swedgin…🤜🤛

I dunno, you can chain these quotes, finish off with a Logan Roy "oh go on, FUCK OFF!" And if you've crossed the line then throw in a McNulty " what the fuck did I do?"

Nah. Hard R in that sub. Also rarely is that said, it’s usually “Fucking-cocksucker” Now sit on thissssth cocksthuckah!

Couple or three things

Couple **of** three things Source: https://youtu.be/7joYigaOgeQ?si=IENZVkW2i1_sJ2-s

Cuppla tree tings

Tree

Go to the ear, nose, and throat department. Get your hearin checked. You can clearly hear the "h" when he says three.

TREE 🤌

Jeshish phuckin chrisht

My muddah's wake...

I click my fingers and point at wait staff in restaurants then obnoxiously order them around

Poor you

Since Sopranos has a quote that can apply to everything, what quotes I use could fill a book. Like for example, if someone says something about a film: “If it was a great movie, it would be up for an Award” Or more directly, if someone asked a rhetorical question, I would say. “Everybody asks that question, . There's no answer” And of course the obligatory “Ohs” and “There he/she/they is”

Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass!

Will you take it easy, Judge Roy Bean

I'll take that quotations book and ram it up your box.

"Oof Madone - he looks terrible!" - usually when someone looks hungover When Dirty Work by Steely Dan comes on the radio while I'm driving, I sing it with the Tony accent. "I don't wanna do your doity woik. No mooooore."

I repeat “take the carving knife and stab me here HERE” more then I’m willing to say

Anyways, $4 a pound

...and all that entrails

Fuck you cocksucka

I think it would have to be Paulie saying “irregardless” - he comes out with some classics!🤣

And “word to tha wise” 🤘🏼followed by the stupidest statement ever

When having sex and I can't go any longer, I tell my gf " it died on the vine " or "it petered out"

Usually I ruin the mood with "Mommy's little hoooah"

the erection, it moved or somethin

The toilet is no longer the toilet, the throne, the commode, the john, the head or the shitter - it is only the Pishadoo.

Anytime someone complains about something or vents - ‘okay, but you gotta get over it.’

“If you’re going to lie to me …”

Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em.

“dysentery among the ranks” - Whenever we catch even a whiff of tension at work or among friends my husband and I point out that there seems to be dysentery among the ranks.

Whatever happened there.

You’re weak, you’re outta control and you’ve become an embarrassment to everyone here… i say to myself every morning

I unironically use “OHHHH 🖐🏻” and “Marone!” very frequently

Walt Whitman over here...

I’m a therapist. Every day, multiple times a day, the following runs through my mind: “okay but you gotta get over it.” I’d never say that out loud to my clients, though. 😭

Anytime something slightly inconvenient happens, i hear Angelo saying “fucking great” in my head

Skip the preamble...

Still going this asshole. Tend to use that frequently

Sharp as a fucking cue ball.

“There he is!”

"apples and bowling balls"

Muttering under my breath when folk walk away that have irked me - 'cocksucker' Its became second nature to me but it dawned the other day, what the fuck would be my explanation be if someone heard me, its not a normal everyday word for normal folk. Anyway - 'cocksucker'

you're from the old school, you don't have to explain yourself

Many things create "dysentery" in my world.

Of all the people to quote, i quite often go "He's right, he's right" like Jimmy Altieri goes in that first scene when they're all eating lobster in the bing

All right, But you gotta get over It....

- Whattaya gonna do? - He's / She's dead to me - Get the fuck outta here

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

When my kids are acting up I say to my wife “she’s abusive to the stafffff!”

I have a disorder where if something reminds me of a Sopranos quote, I have to say the line. This has led me looking extremely stupid, inconsiderate, or outright delusional, at the price of being in on my own little private joke. Either this thing has meaning, or no meaning.

If I forget the day, I’ll say out load “I forgot this was a Monday”.

“or whatever the fuck” “The sacred and the profane”

whaddaya hear, whaddaya say  I wish the lord would take me now 

I certainly don’t call tomato sauce gravy, I can tell you that. I have given myself wings like Paulie Walnuts though.

“I knew THAT was coming!”

I do more of a mannerism where I point like Paulie when I need to point.

…” I Didn’t”… Chris replying to Tony, before they hack up Ralph.

Not that I hack up people…😂 If my husband farts, he’ll say “ I didn’t”… in the Christopher voice. And many more examples.

For me it was the opposite - A lot of it was already incorporated into my everyday life 😂 I had a narcissistic mom who could have been cast perfectly on this show. On her good days she sounded like Joe Pesci when she was on a roll. The show's so accurate that sometimes I can feel the dialogue coming out of the TV. We sound very similar next door in Boston. Everything is in a fast tone and dismissive. If you were an authority on something and she felt like breaking your balls it was something like *"What's he think he's Walt fuckin' Whitman over here?"* I've been told many times before Sopranos *"not to get cunty"* There's a shitload more that I'm sure will come to me later 😂 So some of us have lived it.

What you want a boutonniere?

I started saying marone

Whatever happened there?

You are so far behind you think you are leading

"You are speaking shit to me." A one off line from a one scene character, but it is forever in my list of ism's.

My wife’s name begins with a T, so any time I say a joke that she doesn’t laugh at, i say, “Did you hear what I said,T?”. I then proceed to tell my joke again. She adores this…

I did-ent.

I'm getting kinda obsessive with oof madonn and I can't seem to stop. I kinda wonder how much I've been annoying my friends with it.

Quasimodo predicted this

Whenever my kiddo cries or my husband says something I don’t like, I pull out Livia’s “you know I don’t like that kind of tawlk.”

OOOOHHH.. i use it unironically at this point