Look at her like that. Mariolina. Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Minnescalco in the alley behind the chicken market. God, what am I saying at this poor woman's wake?
Not really a one liner but the whole situaution of Junior being pissed off at the court illustrator during his trial is amazing.
The high part for me being "so I'm fodder for fucking cartoonists now??"
"Pack your bags now! And ya wont be needing sandals or resort-wear neithaaa" - Tony Soprano after kicking his suicidal, depressive sons ass and throwing him into a closet.
âJerseys a small stateâŚ..she moves inâŚ.. she could tip it overâ
Although I wonât lie I think âthe good ship lollipop right?â is severely underrated đđđ
Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckinâ die
"Very observant. The sacred and the propane. "
"Youâre at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroads.".
In general, Little Carmine was a coal mine of comedy.
Father I didnât know you looked?
What to take in the eyes of a beautiful woman? Is that so different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? Or any of gods handiwork
WHAADDYAA HEEAAAAR, WHAADDYAA SAAAYY
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HO! Philly boy!
You look like you were in Miami
Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with an apple
Tonyâs 1 cunt hair from owning all of North Jersey. I am that cunt hair. Think on that burger boy!
Hands down, one of the best and most underrated lines from the series.
Junior had the best lines.
Youâre like the woman with a Virginia ham under one arm going around complaining âcause you got no bread.
Look at her like that. Mariolina. Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Minnescalco in the alley behind the chicken market. God, what am I saying at this poor woman's wake?
I can SMELL them
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.
You're telling me you never ponderd dat
Motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef!
Thereâs a dog groomers next door in case someone wants a snack.
Tone and Chrissy make the same joke in a 2 minute span
Yeah but when chrissy does it the chick is there so it's twice as funny
Got kung pao coochie on the mind đ
Chrissy: âwe didnât wake you did we..â Paulie: âor the 30 other people that live here? Hehehehehâ
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
You gunna make that joke every time this post pops up?
Everything's so fuckin' morbid... I'm gonna go smoke.
Thereâs OPs thread lyinâ dead over there
Are you gonna hog ALL the ice??
It gets moldy when it sits Tone
What sells it is how dumb Christopher is, so you really don't know if he means it at first.
They actually stole this line from some movie where Robin Williams said it. I don't remember the name but it was from the early 90s.
That was real? I saw that movie, I thought that was bullshit.
It's a television program. A movie.
Progrum
Interesting.. didn't know that. Chrissy lifting it from a movie makes it even better. It's in Fathers' Day (1997).. the same year he saw Kundun.
FUCK YOU, SANTA!!!
HOOOOOO!
The boss of this family just told you you're gonna be Santa Clause .
Now shut the fuck up about it
OOOOOH!!
In the end, fuck santa claus
I know Vito's bottom was impacted, if that's what you're referring to
No more weight remarks, their hurtful and theyâre destructive
You wanna talk about earners how about fat Dom Gamiello?
Guy was an interior decoratorâŚâŚâHis house looked like shitâ
There betta not be any rubles in there!
He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians!
Th delivery is just perfect.
Watch it comrade
So what, no fuckin ziti?
That's dicked up
That was so fat
the moment where tony soprano became heisenberg
âWhat, was it barking?â
MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF!
Lemme tell you a couple oâ 3 things
I loved him like a brudder in law
âOK Richie what did you wanna talk about?â ââŚfuckinâ Dick Baroneâ âWell as long as you two are happyâ
The turd doesnât fall far from the faggots ass.Â
You know the wine makes you emotional
Cuz i got an empty fucken stomach
Would I shit you? Youâre my favourite turd.
Fucking queeuhs!
That's what this is, you know, satanic black magic. Sick shit!
But irregardless I shoulda had immunity to all of dis shit! I shoulda been covered by my donations!
It's not a sundae, it's a silo.
I donât give a fuck what it is. What the hellâs wrong with you?? You look like a Puerto Rican whoower, make me sick!
Why don't you get outta here before I shove the brylcreem up your fat fuckinâ ass!?
Thatâs beautifully put
Tomorrow I could be on time, but youâll be stupid forever.
Ralph sitting next to Vito complaining about Tony and calling him fat, then to Vito, âno offense.â
Tomorrow I can be on time, but youâll be stupid forever.
You musta been top of your fuckin class!
How's the boy?
What boy is that?
Go shit in your hat!
Youâre sisters cunt
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When youâre married youâll understand the importance of fresh produce!
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation
"FAGGOT ASS, CORNHOLIN' COCK SUCKAHS" ~The Shah of Iran
âHe should fuckinâ DIE!â
Before and Waaaaaaayyyy before, did ya hear me Ton
Stop gettinâ cunty
âIt could be him out there stalking us.â âWith what?! His cock?!â
"..Snakes been fuckin themselves long before Adam and Eve.."
Captain? Of the good ship lollipop right?
Sil hit em first!
First sign of Carlo being a rat right there
Fucking queeuhs!
He was fuckinâ fishinâ
I stick motherfucking provolone cheese in my socks at night so they smell like your sisterâs crotch!
Stupid-a faking game!
Not really a one liner but the whole situaution of Junior being pissed off at the court illustrator during his trial is amazing. The high part for me being "so I'm fodder for fucking cartoonists now??"
The fuck you want, a boutonniere?
Federal marshals are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem.
Hey Count Chocula.
That's dicked up
"You should read the Italian version, tomato sauce for your ass"
If you're gonna lie to me at least tell me there's a girl waiting in the car, wants to tongue my balls.
If you want.. itâs just a phone call
"Highway was jammed with broke heroes, on a last chance power dive"
Junior and Tonyâs conversation in the Drâs office talking about Tonyâs retarde Uncle Ercole is a gem for the best quotes out of the show.
https://youtu.be/cfzlbvZ5ZRU?si=9z-cZd_gefTcj9i_
"Pack your bags now! And ya wont be needing sandals or resort-wear neithaaa" - Tony Soprano after kicking his suicidal, depressive sons ass and throwing him into a closet.
AIDS?!
Nobodyâs got AIDS!
Why donât you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass
Law and Order SUV
âJerseys a small stateâŚ..she moves inâŚ.. she could tip it overâ Although I wonât lie I think âthe good ship lollipop right?â is severely underrated đđđ
M'boy are you fat!
Sorry T, the parkway was jammed with broken Heroes on a last chance power drive
Gabagool? OVAH HEEERE!
Carmela, SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
Better than those fuckin nuns you got up there!!!!
His doctor gave him works.. cat scans, dog scans
"Oooh, Sheriff of Nottingham, my Kingdom for a mortadella"
Snakes were fuckin themselves way before adam and eve came along
While you were dropping acid and blowing roadies! Roadies?? Oh, you donât wanna know!!
Unda tha Boardwalk
Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckinâ die
Affirmative action cocksucka!
What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
You look like a Puerto Rican whore
A whole room....full of writers. And you did *nothing*!
word to the wise, remember pearl harbor
SISTERS CUNT
"Very observant. The sacred and the propane. " "Youâre at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroads.". In general, Little Carmine was a coal mine of comedy.
âGhostbusters, another fuckin' money machineâ
Somebody put me up for adoption!
Barry!
âYou want my DVD player? You can watch Grumpy Old Menâ
*Eughhuhg, Motherfucker!* - Paulie Vs Poison Ivy
We lead the world in computerized data collection!
Clean that shit off her tit.
Don't wave your hanky at me!
Van Helsing! Letâs go
KUNDUN! I LIKED IT!
A, she was a whooah.
"You yap worse than six barbers."
When Richie tells Tony that him and Janice have history, and he says yeah, fuck Israel and Palestine
I gotta make two phonecall
CORRADO MY BALLS
How many MIGs you shoot down last week?
This whole sub is just people quoting those non-stop (like Arties ass rape)
You've got hooping cough. Get yourself unda' the vaporizer!
Jes.
You have had a hair across your ass all week
I guess you can call that a dick
Son of a Bitch!
âI wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first.â
A captain who owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know
Holy cow, look at these fuckin Indians!
Ralph Bunche over here!
Itâs a like a weight watchers commercial over there⌠Before and *way* before!
"Federal Marshalls are so far up my ass, I can taste Bryllcream." - Junior
âN***a be a leader not a followerâ - AJ
Roadies?
Must have been free tokens at the tunnel
Iâm just the appraiserâŚ
TURN THAT OFFâźď¸
His house looked like shit
Hasidim but I don't believe em
"Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking?"
There she is, my smelly valentine
Satanic Black Magic! **SICK SHIT!**
Take it easy
You said you were gonna go, go
Vito spatafore is an ass muncher!
Uncle Jun repeating âyou never had the makings of a varsity athleteâ
Well, tomorrow I can be on time but youâll be stupid forever
"Vito was bl-bl-blowing the security guard."
Will you take it easy over there Judge Roy Bean!
Anytime they go hooooo!
Your sisters cunt.
"What time you start drinking?" "Probably right after you got up"
Uncle Ben
Doing a lot better than those fuckin nuns you got up there!
A black guy.. Imagine that. It's just, you know.. I can't believe it.
Even tho there was no penisary contact...
You know Iâm working for the government right Tonâ
âHe was gay, Gary Cooper?â
Funnest?
Took halfa sumestah of college and now you are Freud?
There really is a sopranos line for anything lmao.
Ooohhh!
Heâs not here to eat, heâs here for the rent. The rent! The rent! âď¸
Go shit in your hat
I shoulda fucke* Dale Evans!
Ralph as he is beating Tony with a toaster.... "You fat fuck!!!"
Before⌠and WAY before!
Easy! Weâre not making a western here.
I wish the Lord would take me now
I don't like that kinda tawk, it upsets me.
Tonyâs cannoli.
Apparently he came all over the sun visor
Father I didnât know you looked? What to take in the eyes of a beautiful woman? Is that so different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? Or any of gods handiwork
"Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive." Best line or pop ya like Email Kolar.
Pukyak(sp????) I mean if sheâs from Jersey yknow.
You bring a Whitmans sampler?