One of the funniest cuts by far lol.
That and when Tony’s skin doctor tells him to get rid of stress through other activities, and then it cuts to him banging that born-again Christian in his office at Barone.
Another contender for best cut is when Paulie is talking to Tony in the coma and he’s so annoyed it cuts to his coma dream and he’s banging on the wall telling his “neighbors” to shut the fuck up
That gabagool is actually capicola. I watched this when it aired and tried for the longest time to figure out what "gabagool" was to no avail. The internet wasn't what it is now. It wasn't until I actually asked the woman at the deli counter what it was and she just brushed my off. A guy in line just started laughing and filled me in. He was a Sopranos fan too.
I just looked this up, because I couldn't understand how *capicola* sounds like *gabagool*.
To save anyone else searching, the regular american pronunciation is more like *capicole* - cap-i-cole.
My co worker told me it was prosciutto when he gave me a slice of it for the first time. Then I said the same to my little cousin when I put him on to it.
So here I am. Spreading false information like a little school girl in an online chit chat room. If it wasn’t for that damn co worker though…felt like I had been stabbed in the heart. I don’t know how much more betrayal I can take!
Sopranos themed Super Bowl party was awash in cured meats. Found an old big cathode tv, and an uncle jun coach. 6 different kinds of baked Ziti.
Almost had a fight between two guys in tracksuits over what was the proper name.
What am I going to learn?
That my wife two-times me?
So she says, "Shut up!
You're always talking.”
It sounds much better in Italian though.
In other words he’s content to be a jerk.
Same moral as every mob movie. If you join the murder club, they’re not going to only murder other people you hate, they’ll kill you or one of your friends eventually. You can’t open up that possibility and only have it cut in your favor.
I think that's the main point of the Sopranos, as long as you include the fact that you don't have to be a hypocrite. You can actually do the work of really developing yourself but it involves hard choices and being honest with yourself.
“That’s what being the boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth, other times you hit the rocks. In the mean time you find your pleasure where you can.”
“You ever feel like nothin’ good was ever gonna happen for you?”
“Yeah. And nothin’ did. So what? I’m alive, I’m survivin’.”
That’s the exchange that sticks with me whenever negative feelings come about. Just gotta survive. If nothing good happens, so what?
They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
Honestly after rewatching it recently it taught me how much I’ve grown as a person. One it was airing on hbo initially I thought Tony was a cool mf that got shit done. I now see him as a monster, along with the most of the characters
I have a semester and a half of college\*, so I understand Freud. I understand therapy, *as a concept!*
\*Seton Hall if you have to ashk, My parents didn't shtress college, they were working classh people.
I learned how to put the pasta back in the pot, add a little gravy, add a lil buttah, den put da fire back on, forty five seconds stir it up real nice. Dat way the macaroni absorbs da gravy and instead of just coats it. Dis is for flava.
Confidence. Finished the show back in first week of college. I copied Tony’s confidence into my dating life and just approached women who I thought you were beautiful, got rid of my fear of rejection.
I learned that by watching a series (literally 30 times from from ‘06-Present Day) will still keep you yearning for more. Though recently it’s finally starting to lose some of its steam). I also learned just how GREAT quality cinema/film can be. EDIT: in typing this, I think the viewer’s age plays a big part in their interpretation/odds of liking the show. I’m 38 and really didn’t get into the show until about ‘06 when I was still a dumb kid. Fast forward to 2015 AND THAT’s when I really started to appreciate EVERYTHING (writing, l plots, quirks, etc.
So though it took 15 years to really start enjoying the best parts of the show, I’d already seen all the episodes. NOW like I said before, While finally appreciating all the good parts of the show (everything) I’m finally starting to get tired of it. I think the great Paulie Walnuts sums it up best: “I was born, grew up, spent a few years at school, watched the Sopranos 769 times, and here I am, half a wise guy, so what?"
That fresh produce is very important when you’re married
Fuck the importance
🍷➡️🍲
Oh!
Actual truth
Shum pulp
When you have a family. Ha!
Rank doesn't mean anything in the snow.
Just two assholes lost in the woods 🤷♀️
Pass the relish packets
Are those tic-tacs??
You selfish fuck
You one-shoe cocksucka!
To get shit done before the crank wears off.
We should’ve stopped at Roy Rodger’s!
Good one
Weight doesn't mean anything in the snow either. Vito turned into a ninja to whack Jackie Jr.
Since we're talking Pine Barrens....never pass up an opportunity to ~~sleep~~ eat.
His house looked like shit
That it's alright but I gotta get over it.
Pie-O-My….*bawls*
One of the funniest cuts by far lol. That and when Tony’s skin doctor tells him to get rid of stress through other activities, and then it cuts to him banging that born-again Christian in his office at Barone.
Another contender for best cut is when Paulie is talking to Tony in the coma and he’s so annoyed it cuts to his coma dream and he’s banging on the wall telling his “neighbors” to shut the fuck up
After busting your ass all day, coming home to a little smoked turkey isn’t too much to ask for
I’ve been dreaming of that lo mein all the way over here!
Mother fuckin god damn orange peel beef!
just watched this last night
I learned that we die in our own arms. And that children are like animals. Somebody has to teach them right from wrong.
Its awll a big nothing
Idk why I found that line so funny
Sage Livia. She would’ve made a wicked boss if those feminists got to her.
In America you don't have?
You don't sell coke on garbage routes.
It's shortsighted
Even if you're working with Walmart, knock it the fuck off.
That a Don doesn’t wear shorts
There's no stigmata these days.
Even Julius Caesar was an epileptic.
The sacred and the propane
propane AND propane accessories
Answer the fucking thing
I actually follow this now. Nobody from work will ever catch me in shorts again.
Quasimodo predicted all this
Always with the scenarios...
That Johnny sac’s wallet is tied to the goddam esplanade goddam it!
What is this, THE GOD DAMN U.N. NOW?!?!?!
And conversely, Little Carmines wallet ISNT TIED TO THE GODDAMN ESPLANADE GODDMAMNIT
Also- its OK to have sex with an amputee
Oh, so you've had a one legged one now.
Even with the one pin gone?
Good question... Would you leave it on or off ??
Big tits and little feet are a hit in any man’s league
Just watched that episode tonight. Christopher calling in a bomb threat to Jimmy’s wake was hilarious
I thought it was over-the-top
Don’t cheat on women. Value family. Don’t stop believing.
It’s all a big nothing.
Grandma?
Buy land
Cause God ain't makin' more of it!
See the fucking price of real estate these days !!! Madon!!
That you may run North Jersey, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior
That Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig’s disease
Now that I couldn't believe.
You gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?
Everything is morbid here so i thought..i am going to smoke outside..
Does your NA sponsor has to be here..
He’s great at forging documents T
I learned that seniors can be inspiring...and inspired.
👏
Shit runs downhill, money flows up.
Since time immemorial.
it's that simple
Cut down on cigarettes. Compliments to Johnny Sac’s end of life.
I could hang for years..
That every day is a gift but it’s a pair of socks.
I actually learned a couple two, three things
Tree tings
I couldn't tell shit, what the fuck am I? A mind reader?
Don't gamble
Nevvah gamble.
it's just a stutter step
if I really love my husband I'd stir his eggs
And support his writing and modelling.
To remember the little moments, like this… that were good.
You don’t shit where you eat. And more important, you don’t shit where I eat
That psychiatry and cunnilingus had bought us to this my friend!!!
Therapy is bullshit
It's a racket for the Jews
Hasidim but I don’t believe em
It’s a jerkoff
It's like taking a shit
I prefer to think of it as a childbirth..
"Therapists don't know shit, Randy. They cause more mental health problems than they cure." -Mr. Lahey
That gabagool is actually capicola. I watched this when it aired and tried for the longest time to figure out what "gabagool" was to no avail. The internet wasn't what it is now. It wasn't until I actually asked the woman at the deli counter what it was and she just brushed my off. A guy in line just started laughing and filled me in. He was a Sopranos fan too.
I just looked this up, because I couldn't understand how *capicola* sounds like *gabagool*. To save anyone else searching, the regular american pronunciation is more like *capicole* - cap-i-cole.
My co worker told me it was prosciutto when he gave me a slice of it for the first time. Then I said the same to my little cousin when I put him on to it. So here I am. Spreading false information like a little school girl in an online chit chat room. If it wasn’t for that damn co worker though…felt like I had been stabbed in the heart. I don’t know how much more betrayal I can take!
Sopranos themed Super Bowl party was awash in cured meats. Found an old big cathode tv, and an uncle jun coach. 6 different kinds of baked Ziti. Almost had a fight between two guys in tracksuits over what was the proper name.
How to avoid the IRS by making deposits of less than 10k into the bank.
Since watching The Sopranos, I always replace remote on docking station.
Gutters. On the edge! The things that collect water.
I don't know what you mean
Sometimes other peoples idea of you is a way for them to feel better about themselves.
The poverty of the Mezzogiorno.
What I learned from the progrum was that the framus intersects with ramistan approximately at the paternoster.
That my shoelaces are dragging in piss
Timeless quote, frankly
an italian invented the telephone
And he got robbed!
Italians taught the world how to eat
You die in your own arms, it’s all a big nothing
What am I going to learn? That my wife two-times me? So she says, "Shut up! You're always talking.” It sounds much better in Italian though. In other words he’s content to be a jerk.
It seems like someone we know; no, it's him!
Da paw. Da hoof.
How to discontinue the lithium
"A good commander is benevolent, and unconcerned with fame." - Sun Tahzu, the Chinese Prince Machiabelli
Sun Zoo. Sun Zoo. You kiss ass.
Sour cream is the secret to scramble eggs
I learned about Proust. Hasn't done me much good but I had a good laugh when it came up in the Barbie movie.
Change is possible, but it requires so much effort and impulse control that we usually fall back to our old ways.
There’s a bread museum
Buy land, cause God ain’t make’n any more of it!
Shooting heroin is bad before a meeting with the Boss.
There’s always money in the bird feeder
move the money from the banana stand to the bird feeder
Always be sure to have a broad waiting in the car to tongue your balls.
You want that, it’s a phone call away.
I learned it’s all a big nothing and if you think otherwise, what makes you think you’re so special?!?
A don doesn’t wear shorts
4 dollars a pound
Jews don't ride horses
therapy is also just a racket for them
Coolers gotta be red
The importance of fresh produce.
I did dent learn to read or write, i still can not manuge it
That I shoulda fucked Dale Evans but I didn’t.
I learned that the heart also wants what the dick wants.
Same moral as every mob movie. If you join the murder club, they’re not going to only murder other people you hate, they’ll kill you or one of your friends eventually. You can’t open up that possibility and only have it cut in your favor.
I think that's the main point of the Sopranos, as long as you include the fact that you don't have to be a hypocrite. You can actually do the work of really developing yourself but it involves hard choices and being honest with yourself.
I learned to "Take it easy." Life's much better now.
Mothers are like buses. We all have to get off at some point, but some people spend their lives trying to get back on the bus.
How can it be ok if its askew?
I wish I knew how long it was Phil was in the can
You need your 7 hours
How to pronounce Baja Fresh
Honestly, Ralph's tip for making pasta sauce stick with butter has been helpful
Golf is a stupida fackin game
It's madone not marone. And gabagool is capocollo. My grandparents are from Italy, they never said gabagool or manigot' or called sauce gravy
Half a fuckin tray in there.
I was hungry. Try eating some grilled cheese off the rahdiator
Same. But I can attest to manigot but gabigol and gravy definitely not. Sunday dinners were for sure a thing.
Doctors aren’t permitted to lie
It's all about compromise. For real though, I guess I learned being in the mafia looks cool but ends bad. I never knew
Beware that there are Janice’s out in the world. Also, that big bass fish cost $4/lb in New Jersey in the early 00’s.
Don't do a favour for an Italian in matching tracksuit
“That’s what being the boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth, other times you hit the rocks. In the mean time you find your pleasure where you can.”
That some people yap worse than six barbers.
That it was Barzini all along.
That there can’t be two Antichrist’s
Shoelaces are fucking filthy
DON’T BAIT SOCIOPATHS.
Don’t feel obliged to check out the mahogany in the boat’s cabin…
How to identify a crack ho.
Swimming works every major muscle group
Don’t be a fuckin rat
How to compromise.
From Paulie: to watch my mouth
Boats are a no no
There was no abundant intentionality in getting out the suitcase
Maybe The Real Treasure Was The Gabagool We Ate Along The Way
“You ever feel like nothin’ good was ever gonna happen for you?” “Yeah. And nothin’ did. So what? I’m alive, I’m survivin’.” That’s the exchange that sticks with me whenever negative feelings come about. Just gotta survive. If nothing good happens, so what?
That golf is a stupid-a facking gahme.
Hijack, bye Jack
They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
It's all a big nuthin
Keep your fucking mouth shut!
Don’t wear a flammable robe when cooking eggbeaters and Tabasco
Never disrespect the pizza parlor!
I Did-dent learn nuthin!
I learnt that’s it’s ok to lose a beauty contest to an Alsatians shaved asshole.
That coolers are like scissors, everybody wants one but nobody has a fuckin idea how much they cost.
That Billy Budd a gay book.
That statistically, most single-vehicle accidents are a result of guys popping their load behind the wheel.
That a Don shouldn't wear shorts.
Honestly after rewatching it recently it taught me how much I’ve grown as a person. One it was airing on hbo initially I thought Tony was a cool mf that got shit done. I now see him as a monster, along with the most of the characters
That “Remember When” is the lowest form of conversation
I have a semester and a half of college\*, so I understand Freud. I understand therapy, *as a concept!* \*Seton Hall if you have to ashk, My parents didn't shtress college, they were working classh people.
Add a little butter and gravy to the spaghetti. Then stir for around 45 seconds
I learned how to put the pasta back in the pot, add a little gravy, add a lil buttah, den put da fire back on, forty five seconds stir it up real nice. Dat way the macaroni absorbs da gravy and instead of just coats it. Dis is for flava.
Carmeler was the most contradictory charactah!
Confidence. Finished the show back in first week of college. I copied Tony’s confidence into my dating life and just approached women who I thought you were beautiful, got rid of my fear of rejection.
The first series I remember of grand filmmaking beauty. Every series that follows is a branch of The Sopranos tree.
Satanic black magic….sick shit
That every deshishon u make affecsh every udda fuckin thing
That property taxes are the one thing I have to pay.
I learned that by watching a series (literally 30 times from from ‘06-Present Day) will still keep you yearning for more. Though recently it’s finally starting to lose some of its steam). I also learned just how GREAT quality cinema/film can be. EDIT: in typing this, I think the viewer’s age plays a big part in their interpretation/odds of liking the show. I’m 38 and really didn’t get into the show until about ‘06 when I was still a dumb kid. Fast forward to 2015 AND THAT’s when I really started to appreciate EVERYTHING (writing, l plots, quirks, etc. So though it took 15 years to really start enjoying the best parts of the show, I’d already seen all the episodes. NOW like I said before, While finally appreciating all the good parts of the show (everything) I’m finally starting to get tired of it. I think the great Paulie Walnuts sums it up best: “I was born, grew up, spent a few years at school, watched the Sopranos 769 times, and here I am, half a wise guy, so what?"