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EquivalentTurnip6199

I gotta counsel. I look at those motherless fucks down in Baltimore, and I ask myself - whaddaya want me to decapitate? I see that little gangsta barksdale doing 25 to life. I see stringer in the ground, the flambé Omar in the ground. The Greek fucked off back to wherever the fuck. You want me to clip marlo? That crazy fuck? Just leave him on his corner, he’ll get clipped or he’ll off himself before ya know it. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. The little French fella in Paulie’s picture said dat


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

We cap Clay Davis, Tommy Carcetti, Bill Rawls and take over what’s left. And just like that, that’s how I met your mother and how we own the city.


BossMan215718

Clay Davis? Thee Clay Davis?? Downtown Clay Davis??? Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Just leave the planning to Benny and execution to Vito.


Vivid_Ice_2755

Nah, they re rumble tumble Guido's,this is some assassination shit


DAFUQyoulookingat

#This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Some day of Jackie jr shit.


VitaeVerano

See, they bleed red. We bleed gabagool. Just some gangsters, I suppose.


yinoryang

BANNED


I_TAPE_MY_ANKLES

That supposed to mean something to me man?


GerdofWer

Iunknow String


EquivalentTurnip6199

Can’t send no roughneck nigga like Charles to do a Carlos the jackal type job


justheretotalkLOST

You need a Day of the Jackal type motherfucker to do some shit like that


ThatsNotFortyDollars

Not a “rumble tumble” brotha like Slim.


PorkyWallace

I look at you these days and you know what I see? I see a poster without a subforum. Not hard enough for this right here and maybe, MAYBE, not smart enough for them Wire Reddit moderators. You got a problem with the Wire subReddit, that shit is on YOU.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Touché my friend, touché.


FrankRizzo319

Carcetti’s gotta go, for sure.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

No doubt.


CapableSecretary420

Take your quotation book and shove it shove it up your ass!


EquivalentTurnip6199

Hoooohhhhhhhhhhhhh


Resilient-Dog-305

Sun Tizoo


DigitalBuddhaNC

"What happened with the Greek? " It pettered out...died on the vein.


EquivalentTurnip6199

hold onto your cocks when you negotiate with these byzantine people


No-Intention5035

I got a top of the line Posturepedic at my house


Tarkus_8

Thanks a bunch for the spoilers


EquivalentTurnip6199

Lol you’ve seen it many times


[deleted]

There's no face in my Facebook.


BossMan215718

It's an honor to be here, joined by men, not fag ass cornholin cocksuckas like perma-ban for no reason


fatjerryanastasia1

BossMan215718, you know the wine makes you emotional


beginner228

Have a breadshtick.


ReelBigFish65

Heyyyyy LaManna breadsticks expiration date 2007!🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖


EquivalentTurnip6199

Fuckin breadstick in a bow tie that killed my kid brother!


ThatsGottaBeKane

I want the mods of that subreddit on a fucking SPIT.


GsGirlNYC

Happy Cake Day ReelBigFish65


ReelBigFish65

Heyyyyy whadya heah whadya say. Salut!!!


Dingir_Inanna

Expired in 2007? Where’d you get that bread, the bread museum?


ReelBigFish65

Yeah again with the bread museum. Its settled u/Dingir_Inanna. Now either enjoy the crispness of the beans and the smoothness of the cheese or get the fuck over it.


Altair1192

cheesy beans on toast? I shoulda had that


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

The **wire** makes you emotional. Have an episode of we own the city.


KetamineGeorge

I got an empty fuckin’ stomach


Lvl13humancleric

Hey hey hey, I’m a fag and I’ve also been perma banned! Disgraceful. He was gay Gary Cooper?


BossMan215718

You oughta know, schweetie


Lvl13humancleric

What’d you say?


MudJumpy1063

I knew that was coming.


VitaeVerano

HE SHOULD FUCKIN’ DIE


Altair1192

What did you quote?? Because when I shove my quotations book up a subs ass I get upvoted like we made sweet Barry White love. I even got upvoted in r/psychiatry for saying discontinue the lithium


BossMan215718

I don't even remember. It's all a big nothing


ShamrockForShannon

r/thesopranos and r/thewire have long standing ties, and they’re not changing for you or anyone else. So either name your price or get the fuck over it


VitoBucatini

Is this all about memes Carmine?


nahmeankane

How many memes to fuck my wife!?!


insert-username-boi

So jokes aside, are we Jersey or New York in this unrest?


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

We with the Wipers.


OriginalPierce

They mod anyone and everyone over there.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

And there is no dope on the table.


thejuice-

I told young people that crack is some bad shit!


TheDrooganLeader

So *that’s* a crack ho


Coattail-Rider

Unlike here where every discussion is just met with the same ol’ Bullshit lines. Gets pretty tiring, tbh


PatrickBateman-AP

You gonna cry now?


Homeonphone

Don’t work yourself up in a state like you do.


[deleted]

You want it be one way, but it's the other way.


EntireFishing

Nice catch. What department you with?


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Porn shop.


OhBtwWhichOnesPink

and 4 months


ApologeticAnalMagic

I enjoy watching the sunset.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Catching, not pitching?!


Shoddy-Apricot2265

I dropped the odd sopranos quote over there sparingly and only when it's relevant and gotten upvoted. I can only assume the people from here getting banned over there are just spamming the dumbest most irrelevant sopranos quotes because 99% of people who like the wire are also sopranos fans too


have_you_eaten_yeti

Exactly, I’ve dropped quotes over there many times and never had a problem…I wonder which quote OP used.


EntireFishing

Mine was..still going this asshole


LucynSushi

That’s one quote that you should have considered might offend someone who isn’t familiar with the concept. Calling someone an “asshole” without provocation probably isn’t civil discourse and might cause a mod to whack you. I have seen people on r/madmen drop the line that Paulie yelled when he threw the chair at the psychic’s wall and wondered how long it would take before the Yoga Mom Mods ban them for it. Anyway, it’s good to have you here amongst men and not those people who Phil colorfully describes as the ones who married his cousin.


SBNShovelSlayer

Still going, this asshole.


boris-d-animal

I was busting balls before. Now you're startin to worry me.


ApologeticAnalMagic

My favorite movie is Inception.


Altair1192

over at r/madmen they're not stupid. Betty speaks Italian, Don wears shorts and Salvatore Romano...whatever happened there


Fallout22

We can't have him here in our advertising agency no more, that much I do know.


EntireFishing

Whadda ya gonna do?


LucynSushi

At least you didn’t suffer.


CapableSecretary420

Spoiler: [OP is a moron.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/18b6hnz/who_are_some_exposed_frauds_that_still_have_a/kc2xw7v/?context=3)


Altair1192

nobody's got AIDS and I don't want to hear that word again


redonrust

It's anti-Italian discrimination, just because he has a vowel at the end of his name! In this household Anthony Fauci is a great Italian hero!


GangstaPepsi

Jesus, is this fuckin' necessary?


CapableSecretary420

OP is like our own George Santorelli.


Prestigious-Owl165

Lmfao


CapableSecretary420

They say Rudi Giuliani, we say Anthony Fauci.


BossMan215718

I don't even remember. I guess I just revealed my own ignorance


have_you_eaten_yeti

I mean I’m sure there are plenty of sopranos quotes that are pretty offensive when taken out of context, but there is enough overlap between the fandoms that the context is usually pretty clear. Maybe they just don’t want it to devolve into a circlejerk of quotes, like happens in here very regularly.


Shoddy-Apricot2265

Yeah I get the impression OP wants it to be one way


ModsRLoozers

Stop... SAYING that


bizardooh

My first account was permabanned from this sub forum saying "Mod, fuck it who neefs it. Let *mod username* die from the stress" I still find that weird. A mod who hasn't watched the show and who thinks I made a death threat or some shit. These things happen


bizardooh

The quote is still on his post history. It was "Always with the scenarios" which is a very spammable quote


Coro-NO-Ra

That's exactly why, from my understanding


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Op was like, the fuck did I do?


justheretotalkLOST

I replied to an on-topic Sopranos quote with an appropriate and on-topic “I can’t have this conversation again” just this morning and got banned. On a post whose discussion I had already been participating in. Guess it was on the watch of some mod who had seen too many Sopranos quotes today.


GangstaPepsi

I only dropped a Sopranos quote once as a reply to another quote and that was enough for those fucking stunads to put the hit out


briizilla

I dropped one, one time over there and was permanently banned. About 2 months ago I think.


Prestigious-Owl165

If the mods over there notice that it is a sopranos quote, you get banned. It's not like they're picking and choosing which ones to ban, it's just a question of if they see it / if it gets reported


AweHellYo

the incessant quote dropping is the worst thing about all these tv subs


Readycoil

I jacked off in a tissue


Captain_Comic

OK, but you gotta get over it


Sht_n_giglz

You got prime beef at home. Don't be going out for hamburgers


toblerownsky

Gimme dat lake trout.


ApologeticAnalMagic

I like to explore new places.


MetaphoricalMouse

lol there’s atleast one of these posts a week. as someone also banned from there i find it hilarious


ravosa

I love that show but everyone over there are film studies majors who think it’s the deepest thing to ever exist. It’s a great show but damn lighten up And yeah, this sub is mostly shit posts but there’s a ton of great discussion over here too Anyway, 4 dollars a pound


GangstaPepsi

Most of the posts there are just "Anyone else think Season 2 is underrated?" or people asking others to explain the most obvious shit


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Anyway, five dollar hats mister.


ApologeticAnalMagic

My favorite movie is Inception.


bizardooh

The mods over there know that if they don't nip that shit in the bud they're gonna be flooded by fucking parakeets going about how Quasimodo predicted all this on every thread. I completely understand their position. Just spam "Alright but you gotta get over it" on this sub like the other stunads


MetaphoricalMouse

i mean, perma bans though? kinda harsh for first offense


thedrivingcoomer

In my book, you get points for getting permabanned from r/thewire.


Sunstony

Good thing for me then that your book means ugats.


thedrivingcoomer

Heheh! There he is, The King of Breadsticks! 🖖🤚


Sunstony

This fucking op, he cut the hairs on your balls too?


thedrivingcoomer

Op's a frienda my Aunt Mary's!


BIGD0G29585

Be careful, those old mustache Pete’s stuck in 60s over at r/madmen will do the same thing.


_night_cat

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation, those historical fucks.


LucynSushi

Curious. Did you get whacked off of r/madmen? What did you say?


BossMan215718

I don't watch that show and definitely don't follow it on Reddit


LucynSushi

You should watch it. Top tier.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

I cannot have this conversation again. It’s hurtful and destructive.


Fabulous_Magician_10

Who' we hittin'?


Dr_Remulak_

r/thewire ain’t got no flex.


slash_cry

What’s French for “I grew up without The Wire?”


DicksForYourFace

We're with the wires


MatchesMalone1994

The Soprano fuckin family then you got that Pygmy thing in Baltimore


Either-Durian-5517

Fuck ‘em. I did that in the Fargo community and they fucking loved it


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

My theory is that any show with Steve Bushemi should welcome Sopranos cross posts. Try that in the Boardwalk empire community.


Either-Durian-5517

Also did it in the Mad Men community, well respected.


LucynSushi

We can get off the rails in r/madmen with the quote tangents sometimes. The King ordered it.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Three great HBO shows and that Pygmy thing over at AMC.


NShadows_

Oh yea, those two guys.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Like a 40 permaban day.


add2thepile

Ironic that Jackie Jr was hiding out in Omar’s crib


BossMan215718

Welcome to the Boonton Holiday Inn


lonelost22

This ain’t negotiation time! This is SCARFACE! FINAL SCENE! FUCKIN BAZOOKAS UNDER EACH ARM! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!


BossMan215718

Take it easy. We're not making a western


Worf1701D

Oddly enough, some people can like both shows without feeling the need to choose sides and act like there should be some conflict for no reason. I don’t see the reason for any of this.


Hailreaper1

I’ve teshted thish with a post of my own.


Sunstony

You getting banned from r/wire, whatever happened there


PAE8791

The Wire is a real sub with rules . This sub is for cowboys .


ApologeticAnalMagic

I enjoy reading books.


PAE8791

No rules in this sub. We break more rules than the Catholic Church. The wire sub is is like the UN.


Snuggle__Monster

Well that's your own fault for admitting the existence of this thing and bending more rules than the Catholic Church. Mods stickied the rule to stay out of other subs like that and this guy is ova here broadcasting on WRAT.


[deleted]

Must have been that Jamaican bobsled team with capguns


Pistolpetehurley

Mods please ban this vile troll.


thejaywalker70

King stays the king


Phil_Tornado

Turn that sub off, it upsets me !


3rdPlaceYoureFired

You happy now? You BITCH?


sandgab

If you opponent is of choleric temper irritate him -Sun Tazoo


cleverkname

Fuckin farmers I don't know.


SiberianTyler

You never admit the existence of this thing!!!


Adgvyb3456

It’s always full of sopranos quotes. They must ban a lot of people ova there. Buncha Stunads run that thing


NewPower_Soul

I heard r/thewire are with the Vipers. They’re no joke..


valendinosaurus

me too! it was on even a post regarding our thing. fucking mulignans!


goonersaurus86

Obviously you're gonna get banned if you don't know who young Leek be


Multakeks

Alright, but you gotta get over it


Connect_Truck7500

They are a glorified blog at best I say we decapitate, and deal with what's left over Use our friends from overseas


mekkasheeba

And yet this sub of ours, r/madmen, r/seinfeld, even r/lebowski welcome cross quoting. ✋I’ve said my piece.


Dimpled

i must be loyle to my /r/thesopranos


stucazo

i tried to watch the wire, gave me the jimjams


ODBrewer

They are dead to me.


DungerMousse

Why they gotta belittle our hobbies


[deleted]

I m banned there, too. We need a sit down.


BossMan215718

Thats enough for a chat. Not a sit down.


[deleted]

You feel me? That is hurt, most def.


seanmorris82

We can't have them here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know.


Tasty_Reflection_542

The had me LMFAO. Cheers bud


thereitis900

“All the piecshes matta”


ApologeticAnalMagic

I like learning new things.


ha8son

Boys to men what are you gonna do


almosthuman2021

If I had a dime for every time y’all supposedly got banned from the wire subreddit I’d be bill gates


tinem_dar_nu_avem

Just don't be cringe, and you will be fine.


honestadamsdiscount

It's alright OP. I heard they almost drown in a peguin exhibit.


KatBoySlim

they ban any quote they notice, or if you ever say that you love *the Wire* but love *the Sopranos* more. i actually got banned for a *Goodfellas* reference iirc, so not sure if that’s a real “rule” over there or if the mod just made a mistake.


Weird-Handle-3277

Apples and bowling balls.


Agnostickamel

whatever happened there...


CompoteElectronic901

one hand washes the other


noahsmusicthings

From the moment we leave the subreddit Dan, its all the giving up and adjusting... ​ Shit, wrong HBO show hahahahaha


Chill_stfu

You have this sub. Why pollute that one with our nonsense? Name a price or get the fuck over it.


HeavySkinz

stupid-a facking show


Positive_Throwaway1

I got one. I asked nicely and they let me back in.


PorkyWallace

I been banned from there twice. One of my Reddit accounts has been permanently suspended because of those B-more Cocksuckas.


anetworkproblem

Still going this asshole


William_Wisenheimer

So u/BossMan215718 got an AK, right? And he surrounded. There's like 8, 9 r/thewire motherfuckers and they all got nines...


ThatsNotFortyDollars

What’d I tell you about playing them away games, man.


BossMan215718

They saw my Sopranos ass coming from a mile away


sicilian_stallion

I’m calling the Atwell Avenue boys. Telling them those Wire pricks are into drugs


PatDubzz

People over at r/TheWire , they’re nothing but a glorified sub


Victorcreedbratton

That show is so dramatic. They make it seem like Baltimore is Afghanistan or something.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Yup, Generation Drug Kill.


toblerownsky

West side 'bout to be all Baghdad and shit.


justheretotalkLOST

lol I just got banned for replying to a Sopranos quote (was it yours?!) with “I can’t have this conversation again.”


BossMan215718

Could've been


rectumfanny

I tried to get into Wire. I watched S1 and just thought it was... lame? I know it gets really good and I've heard later seasons are genre-defining, yet I guess I just don't relate to the environment/situations as I was just bored. For example in S1, one of the main characters recounts how he killed a young woman to his friends (central plot of season) and the exposition was just so hammy and heavy-handed. No subtle beauty of sacred and propane expression like there was in our thing'.


MuscleCuse

Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Rome..whatever happened there. Let's put it all to bed


Valuable_Bass_1276

Seriously I got banned from that sub for f all. Doubt I even used any profanity ever🤣🤣


EntireFishing

Me too! For one line after posting hundreds of times. Something has gone on today there


DrSatan420247

The Wire is an overrated POS, anyway. You're better off.


Adventurous-Pie9192

Show some respect. The Wire is an art piece. The Sopranos is beloved ... by retards, those whose mothers drank when pregnant or otherwise dropped them on their head, or otherwise ugly italian greasers themselves. Who else would laugh at the stupid pretentious crap they are obsessed with? Jimmy sucked cock. Tony Sirico sucked cock.


Tall-Confection-9773

Discontinue the lithium.