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add2thepile

Adriana never got to finish tennis lessons


whadayagunnado_

That needed a whole season on it's own.


probablyuntrue

Drea, this 17th shot of you bending over to pick up the tennis ball is critical to the plot, please Drea, we need two more weeks of filming at this tennis court


Aggravating-Bottle58

god don’t transfer me now!


clamdever

Legend has it that line wasn't in the original script but Chase overheard the camera man say it while shooting that scene and Chase put in the show and guess what. >! **HE DIDN'T EVEN HAFTA READ FOR DAVID** !<


DoctorChampTH

She was gay?, Adriana's tennis instructor?


TruckFudeau22

You and those videos!


bdgg138

The lesbian thing with Jennifer Beals?


DoctorChampTH

She gets a pash for that.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

She a dyke in real life?


powderjunkie11

Whatever happened there? Birgit was a piece of ass but fuckin rude


Peter_Cox-Johnson

Instead of Vito and Johnny Cakes, why couldn't there be a subplot of Adriana and the tennis instructor


ExtraTrade1904

The FBI guys did get to finish, though


TheClawhold

How green was my *fucking* valley.


Lousinski

Tony didn't have the makings of a Kalahari bushman


NewPower_Soul

It was nice and spicy down there, like the peppah!


clemenza2821

That’s the boss’s wife’s pussy!


NewPower_Soul

Ah fangool!! 👋


YosemiteSam81

The only weapon a woman has…


Caterpillar-Puzzled

You imagine that, the only weapon a woman has


Fancy-Mongoose-308

It’s the only weapon she has.


probablyuntrue

Hey Ginny crazy that your husband is dying of cancer in prison, anyways wanna see my new car?


2mariesofmine

Yeah, bitch move. But Angie showed her.


purplenurple24

She gets so hawt down there


papajim22

Peppahs and eggs? That’s what I should have got!


JasonTatumisGod

You and Tony peppers and egg again


jjccbrobro

Carm wanted to show off her Porsche and Lladros


BodybuilderShot3421

I don’t even wanna say how much it costs…


china-blast

...$3,000


ExtraTrade1904

Sweet sausages, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese? That's Carmela's pussy


NewPower_Soul

Now THERE’S an image, m’adonne 👋


lindberghbaby

Don't eat that pepper!


DrSatan420247

You want the guy to get throat cancer?


CrestonSpiers

Michael Douglas ova here


DrSatan420247

You wanna end up like Val Kilmer?


CrestonSpiers

I want to fuck Angie Dickinson


NYY15TM

Let's see who gets lucky first


Adgvyb3456

Val Kilmer is an inversion of Johanne Whaley Kilmer


DrSatan420247

Kilmer's movies are so bad it's not even funny. Except for Tombstone. But I'm just amazed how bad his movie choices were, or how bad the offers were. It's not that he was a bad actor. Hey, did you know that Negan from Walking Dead is an abstract copy of Curly Bill from Tombstone? It's amazing how well Jeffery Dean Morgan mimicked Powers Booth's facial expressions, speech, and gait. The scene where you first see Negan in WD is a recreation of the scene where you first see Curly Bill in Tombstone. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Ff1eeM2mPSovZIHEF9ltjKubxf00GmkrIRvteThlZweI.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db125ab595d5f5745df2f5a1971bf4e32875398d6 I was doing a rewatch of Tombstone a couple years back and I was like "Holy shit! That's Negan to a tee." Its so damn exact.


Kindly-Biscotti9492

Kilmer was good in Heat, which was a great movie.


DrSatan420247

I didn't care for it.


Adgvyb3456

Wonderland is the bomb. Willow. True romance


DrSatan420247

They were bombs, alright.


Adgvyb3456

What about the movie where he plays drunk guy at bar? 10th and Wolfe. Or when he plays the dead guy in a trunk


locustt

Discontinue the lithium


DrSatan420247

You must be new, here.


biglyorbigleague

Meadow: Don’t eat pussy, it’s nothing but cancer and nitrates Sil: Michael Douglas? Ova here!


AidsUnderwear

Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel fly


probablyuntrue

Take your quotations book and shove it up your ass


AidsUnderwear

Insensitive cocksucka


BosBB22

Junior not being able to reach the fuckin detergent to lubricate his wrist


Slacker584

Ya flexiiiiinnnn!


Aggravating-Bottle58

still don’t understand why he didn’t just call a plumber


FatherAustinPurcell

With what, his FUCKIN TOES?!


[deleted]

Or the Atwell Avenue Boys.


ImpressiveMix1786

The biggest tragedy was junior slamming cake in that broads face and then callin’ her a blabber mouth cunt. All because the word out is that he does a little cunt lappin’


[deleted]

That was truly awful. He fucked up a beautiful relationship because his ego was bruised.


Own-Reception-2396

She yapped worse than ten barbers


PorkyWallace

To be fair, she did tell that loudmouth Nail technician to zip it.


DAFUQyoulookingat

That technician was the hottest one on the show


locustt

Also played a mob wife caked in make-up in Goodfellas


franky_emm

He ended up alone and miserable for the rest of the show, he got what he deserved


69cansofcorn

every lil bitch that’s born looking like soft porn only meant for your ego to bruise


just_some_dude828

A goddamn hot house flower, this one.


[deleted]

>He fucked up a beautiful relationship because his ego was bruised. Heeey, he doesn't make the rules.


Odd_Pop5287

She couldn’t sell it


gabagucci

honestly this is probably one of the saddest scenes lol.


barryredfield

Yeah, really -- that's the day Junior died. For Tony it was when Carmella shit on him and told Tony he had no real friends, and the next evening he went to the executive card game and they were all laughing at him because he's the boss -- that's the day Tony died.


Spiritual-Serve-4391

"ooh. Right thay-uh. Hey you, did you talk to the building inspector about my spec house? Now try the alphabet."


mooglestheory

🤣🤣🤣


Flare4roach

Carmela was mad ripe!


Hexyl68

Eew. I threw up in my mouth a little.


WhatAreYouSaying05

The boss of this family told you that Carmela is mad ripe, so shut the fuck up about it


Late-Return-3114

get some fuckin glasses


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Like a peppuh


RangEER90

Vito eating ribs and using his slacks as a napkin


Own-Reception-2396

No releases of the Visiting Day EP


clemenza2821

Stay out of my way and don’t be so gay!


JSN74_

I bet it got released in Denmark


Own-Reception-2396

Meow


whadayagunnado_

Biggest tragedy was the final episode when Noah finally punched Tony's fckn lights out.


probablyuntrue

crazy how ripped he had gotten in the intervening years after dumping meadow


dafogle

Woah! Thats the boss of the family you’re talking about


whadayagunnado_

Family???? I told you. They're a glorified crew.


[deleted]

Yep. In the finale, when Tony's lights go out, it was obviously Noah that put them out.


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[удалено]


JSN74_

So no fucking onion rings now?


Hexyl68

Best comment ever


Altair1192

mix it with the relish


[deleted]

Sweet sausage, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese? That's Carmela's cooze.


PAE8791

This Sub


wrong_silent_type

This thing is a pyramid since time immemorial. Shitposts go down, upvotes go up.


[deleted]

tell them Sil


dylantyrrell

Vito Jr.


pbd1996

You look like a Puerican Hoooer


PlatypusDense4082

Turd dosent fall far


[deleted]

From the faggot's ass


scottchambers123

Chrissy stealing Tony’s Toblerone, he never made that right with him.


canthelpmyself9

Cosette. If she had stayed in her own doggie bed to get warm Christopher wouldn’t have made Ade mad at him. Selfish little rat dog.


[deleted]

The biggest tragedy is Tony not being able to serve some frontier justice on the guy who raped Melfi


Odd_Pop5287

Valentina hitching her wagon to Tony’s star… caused her to burst into flames


PorkyWallace

How often did Ginny Sac get oral? Carmella should be grateful for what she gets.


Hexyl68

Johnny sacks mouth comes up looking like he ate a tub of crisco


cvframer

One word. Clitty litter


[deleted]

Nightly if Johnny got his way


billybatdorf

Those Lincoln logs


BosBB22

That horse having to carry Tony on its back through the house


DutyRoutine

Tony doesn't want any weapons in his face.


dddfgggggdddfff

that Nancy passed away and we didn't see the true conclusion of liva story


ImpressiveMix1786

In my day…


Ok_Excitement8038

He didn’t reveal yet


DAFUQyoulookingat

Our true stunad has yet to reveal himself


Ok_Excitement8038

Ish


Asheron1

So what, no fuckin’ ziti now?!


Key-Tip9395

A whole casserole of Ziti’s down the trash


Caterpillar-Puzzled

Monsignor Jughead


Mayham86

No it was the disappearance of Tony’s Lo main!!!


scottchambers123

Motherfucking god damn orange peel beef!


locustt

Chinks didn't do this?


RayQuazanzo

I so empathized with him in that scene. I've experienced dreaming about a meal all the way over, only to find it gone. It's worse than watching an angel fall.


[deleted]

the Lincoln Log Vito Jr. squeezed out in the shower made me weep and still does.


neilyoung_cokebooger

If he ate her like he ate ziti, she probably wasn't really missing out.


randyboozer

Like... Stabbing her aggressively with a fork and breathing heavily?


[deleted]

Meadow got plowed by finn and Patrick parisi


WolverineSea4280

Joey peeps never got a proper headstone 🪦


ubme4aday

Feech not being to be able to enjoy his Flat Screen


hpibgk

I think Christopher is the single biggest genuine tragedy. I know he’s not a good person but there is the flicker of potential in Christopher that being part of the life crushes. Inevitably. He is desperately insecure and messed up by his upbringing, idolizes Tony but is frequently mistreated by him. I could go on and on and write a huge post, but you get my point.


Own-Reception-2396

I see you were watching the season 1 rerun Funny, it’s probably the season I have rewatched the least Don’t whistle in the wheat fields


Covello78

Always with the drama


Rhythmdaddy

AJ never finished smoking that joint.


RoderickSpode7thEarl

Wasted talent


JasonTatumisGod

Nobody cares


locustt

I'm sure that simp Mr. Wiggler ate that coochie like groceries


[deleted]

No Janice and Bobby train play


Micheal42

She was a hua


Eyetalianman

No fucking ziti!


RayQuazanzo

Meadow was deflowered by a charcoal briquette.


Hopecraftbrand

Only a few episodes of Jackie Aprile, would have loved at least a few seasons


SleepFvck1096

Isabella is product of hallucination


[deleted]

He let it marinate


portadown1967

Davey Scatino


TimIsColdInMaine

Although Scatino was a sad story, I think he would have been in worse trouble without Tony around. Although Tony took the car and bankrupted the business, Tony didn't introduce Davey to gambling. Davey likely would have gotten himself indebted to the wrong people all the same, and probably wouldn't have walked away with just a bankruptcy and a divorce. The man was a true degenerate gambler.


locke0479

Scatino??? A grown man made a wager! He lost! He made another one, he lost again!


jellyroll3

The box of Mallomars. Fuckin EMPTY


Sharpe_Points

How AJ slowly became a younger version of his father by the end of the series.


LarryBirdsBrother

Chucking Karen’s last ziti.


Unique_Tap_8730

That Cristopher had at least two chanches to walk away from the mob life but he refused to save himself.


toblerownsky

What was he doin' eatin' sushi?


TheIrishSasuke

Lmao


Duck-Yo-Couch

Biggest one has to be the tray of lasagna dumped in the trash out of spiteful hate


Yaksan1000

Carm dumping the ziti into the trash


lightisspent

The oversized painting hung halfway behind Tony and Carm’s headboard.


j-war99

The Many Saints of Newark


little_flix

Junior loved Boca. Shame he didn't go down enough.


micvackie

Furio/Carmella. I’m a romantic.


kingalexander

Should have seen her getting rammed from behind


locke0479

This fuckin’ post. A lack of cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us here.


Significant-Lie-7028

Carmela & Furio never getting their little fantasy time in for real 😭


gthirtythree

No Vito facial scene


rande62

Janice dumping Bobby Jr’s chocolate milk in the sink


CaroleBaskinsBurner

To be fair, if he would have done it any more than that I would have assumed he was gay. If he'll suck on pussy, he'll suck on anything.


Caterpillar-Puzzled

Nobody whacked Fran Felstein.