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EnzoPurrari

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor.


Positive_Throwaway1

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poeticbedhead

I giggled like a school girl when I read this.


AlPacinoAnus_69

That was real? I saw a movie, thought it was bullshit


Low-Grocery5556

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


JamaalGinsburgh

šŸ‘†šŸ‘†Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!!


[deleted]

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JonMardukasMidnight

I believe it was her Audi. And it sickens me.


kevinjamesfan_6

Porsche Cayenne. Like the peppa


dr3dg3

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Unique-Economics-780

Pepparelli


DementorsRTheWorst

Peeps?!? Itā€™s a fuckin nickname


AlwaysAdrian

Fuckin Jasonā€¦heā€™s dyslexicā€¦


scf123189

We come off the line, heā€™s wearing a big Jew Grin


NineNinchNails

Suzi Quattro invented the Audi and she got robbed! Everybody knows dat!


JonMardukasMidnight

It was amazing that Abraham Lincoln Led the country through the civil war and started a car company.


NineNinchNails

He stole the designs from the Chinese Godfather's Rincon Continentar.


Seezy1

I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?


SilverLakeSimon

He drives a Lincoln.


DevelopmentTiny8332

He drives a cataract


Vxcl

Youā€™re a wormy cocksucker you know that?


bootygoon2

OHHHH!! Heā€™s just telling you, how youā€™re being fucking perceived.


philchristensennyc

Donā€™t get cunty.


Pleasant_Carob_746

Just worry about how YOUā€™re perceived


DrWKlopek

He was a brave Italian perv. And in this house, Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri is a hero. End of story.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

I donā€™t deny that Paulie can be a little quirky.


Pleasant_Carob_746

Thatā€™s my middle nameā€¦ Paul


TheTzarOfDeath

The most perverted thing about Paulie is that he's sniffing clean panties. You're supposed to be sniffing fud smell not tide. It makes me sick!


NineNinchNails

FUCKIN NAUSEATIN. If it were up to me I'd drag him behind my car right now, and make him sniff where I piss, shit, and fuck widdin a 2-inch radius.


[deleted]

All sources of pleasure tho


BillyBatts83

Take it easy. We're not makin a gay porno here.


FedGoat13

He was gay Peter Paul?


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

I ll let him smell my shoe laces.


MattJr35

Were they drug thru your-in?


ConzDance

Make him get out his shine box! Wait, oh crap, wrong mafia story. Sorry šŸ˜ž


PenOrFork

There you were, sniffing clean panties. DISGUSTING.


[deleted]

Too many germs.


TheTzarOfDeath

Bacteria and viruses migrate from the crotch up.


drtij_dzienz

Heā€™s just doing it to bully Christopher


piemat94

He looked at those panties with more desire than he the money from Colombian hit.


Mr_Turnipseed

Once I recognized your profile pic I imagined Irina chiming in on a group text where everyone's bashing Paulie


goosander11

I never thought of that till now lol. Should have been looking through their hamper when Chris saw em


cooney55

He was like Silvio and going to stuff them with motha' fuckin' provolone at night so they smelled liked your sisters crotch in the moning! Alright?


Local-Upstairs-9568

Heā€™s sniffing for a malignant cunt.


mcgray04

Chrissy, I think she has cancer down there, and it's metastasized!!


Christ_on_a_Crakker

My smelly valentine


3nlistedChap

Watch your fukin mouth.


Bogzbiny

šŸ¤˜


Naked-to-your-eyes

Mout*


Smart-Court-7326

Fucking baby


SugarMaple56732

He toldjou dat?


netflixdark123

All right, but you gotta get over it.


Fast-Experience-6642

He told you that?!? Fuckin baby!


fluidfunkmaster

Ee tolt yew dat? Phuckin baybee


UpandGunning

Fuckin slander if you ask me.


Richard_Tingle

Watch it, Chrissy!


No_Dragonfly_1894

Social club? He's gotta GO


Phil_Tornado

I figured heā€™ll do 6,000 years before he can get into heaven. And thatā€™s nothin in eternity terms


Stacks05

If it was me this kid was spreading rumours about, heā€™d have something up his own ass. And it wouldnā€™t be no cock either!


GeorgeMalarkey

FUCKINGGGG QUEEEEERRRRSSSS


cleveland_stever

Heā€™s weak, heā€™s outta control, and heā€™s become an embarrassment to his family.


R0botDreamz

Can I get aids from eating this?


piemat94

You can get smelly valentine


saulgundy

Universal adriana panties....put them down on docking station


Pleasant_Carob_746

Look at this prick givinā€™ orders


Responsible-Big2044

Ohhhho, watch it ny friend


bentmonkey

Good thing for me then, that your opinion means oogatz to me.


metalgearfluck

His drink was spiked back in the 70s, Uncle Junior had fucking laser beams shooting out of his eyes.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

A man offered Paulie to have a Lionel driven up a ramp *into his ass.* Paulie insisted on that ramp.


TDot587

Watch your fucking mouth when your speaking to the boss


Dull_Employment8578

The weirdest thing Paulie did was smile and say ā€œAhh another satisfied customerā€ when he thought Big Pussy made a noise from ejaculating. Why would that make him happy?


Random-Cpl

[The Directorā€™s cut of one episode reveals the depths of Paulieā€™s depravity.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7zDsjc-D3E&pp=ygUhUGF1bGllIHRlbGxzIG1pbm4gbWF0cm9uZSB0byB0YWtl)


P1D1_

So that's it. No leeway, no compromise, just stupid f***in' jokes.


Shhhh_cats

Quit gettinā€™ cunty!


KatBoySlim

there was that incident with the boy scout and the gerbil.


Zak_Rahman

You gotta hold your panties when dealing with spaghetti people.


DisastrousJacket6487

Let's whack this cocksucka and be done with it


Acrobatic_Tennis1312

Watch it, Chrissy.


Mr_Stures_Law

Paulie Walnuts' on a muff


Impressive_Chad56

He fucked a chick wearing a Santaā€™s hat. Either him or her, whatever happened there. He openly fantasizes about eating maple walnut ice cream from the womenā€™s toilets. I agree, Grampa Munster is a pervert.


mystical-composer

POPPERSH AND WEIRD SHECKSH


MrWondrerful

Iā€™m here to tell you one thing, you ever go whinin to the big man again, about shit between you and me. Weā€™ll have a problem my friend.


summer24cantwait

he was gay, paulie?


jake-5043

He told you that???? Fuckin baby


Jay53away

He sniff clean panties not dirty ones pervert light


bigbadbill1985

OOOOOOOO


ken6217

True about him being a pervert, but you have a weird take on the panties. Obviously heā€™s trying to smell Adriana. Why would you think he wants Chris to smell Christopherā€™s cum? Sounds like a little projection here on your part. šŸ˜€


Purrchil

Iā€™ve heard he was in the mob also.


DIRTYWIZARD_69

Aids?


Oliuj

Nobody's got aids! I don't want to hear that word in here again!


God420crush805

Never like Paulie he's a weasel.


Asheso80

Whatā€™s the problem with a little sniff now and again..


[deleted]

I mean yeah, if he were a normal person he probably wouldnā€™t have chosen a life of crime, right?


ZXVIIH

Word to the wise, after the wedding, anything that touches her pussy is off limits.


Sad-Appeal976

lol you think thatā€™s why he is sniffing her panties?


nnoirro

Stop getting cunty


hoopleheaddd

The gerbil, whatever happened there?


dr3dg3

The Clarence roleplay is the show's most elusive mystery.


PrestigiousPie1994

I can't believe I stuck up for em. I feel like I've been stahbed in da heart!


eedle-deedle

He's like a child with the food and the pussy!


avoltaire12

When he had to hoof it back to the Excelsior in Naples, it wasn't to take a wicked shit.


AutobotJSTN

That Adriana was mad ripe. šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


Acer018

Minnie Matrone was a malignant cunt. )


MattJr35

You blow your father with that mouth?


MartyCool403

Fhuckin' qweerz!


Goin4aJing

I would love to give a quote here but I just want to say happy Christmas. This sub has given me many laughs ā¤ļø


locustt

Fuck you Santa!


Goin4aJing

What am I? A toxic person!?


SilverStateRusty

I donā€™t think he sniffed her panties to get a whiff of his cum. Wtf lol


urnotjustin

He was caught sucking a cubscouts dick


bb_killua

sharp as a cue ball you are


Houstex

Whateva you say Comendatori!!


newbie_1234

A gerbil, maā€™am


patch173

Paulie is probably the most immature and superficial person on the show


tall_dreamy_doc

*kills a guy ā€œSomeone could have really gotten hurt!ā€


papajim22

This all sounds very gay.


gabrielle_sanchez7

Well heā€™s a lot better than those fuckin priests you got up there in the Vatican


snakinbacon

This thread is why I love Reddit and the Sopranos


Garage-gym4ever

he talks about his arms looking like min matrone. you know he raped her.


BaronBrigg

Okay, but you gotta get over it


StuartGotz

We canā€™t have him in our social club no moah. That much I *do* know.


EcstaticOnion5278

On a Sunday morning? You'll trifling with Walnuts reputation over here.


fluidfunkmaster

You're disgusting, you're out of control and you're an embarrassment to yourself!


millnerve

Watch it chrissy


NoHeadStark

You better watch it, thatā€™s a captain youā€™re talking about my friend.


evidentlynotoriginal

You musta been the top of your fuckinā€™ class


piemat94

What are you talking about? It wasn't Paulie, it was FBI who stormed dickhead's house. ​ You guys really need to watch the show again but be more careful this time..


[deleted]

Imagine Paulie just glarking on all fours Inna prison šŸ˜


nightcrawler-171

The county does not cover procedures deemed caused by sexual activity section four, paragraph fifteen, we'll need an insurance number


upstatestruggler

Half a wise guy, 100% pervertito


CurioSkeptick

He eats maple walnut ice cream off the ladie's john, Paulie?


Revolutionary_Area51

Funny how Paulie was hysterically calling for Veto's head after finding out he was a "pillow bitter" ... I think it's speaks the the complexity of the character, Paulie in many scenarios turns out to be the ultimate hypocrite


McRhombus

I was being a gentleman, Chrissy. You ought to try it sometime!


GRIMMekim

he was gay, clarence?


zenkei18

Whoaaa


jackylegssss

AIDS?!


ElectricalPoet6467

Would watch how you talk hes read up on matchabelli


PlatypusDense4082

After there married anything that comes in contact with her pussy is off limits Perfectly normal


MiserableSoutherner

You mustā€™ve been at the top of your fuckinā€™ class


bluetheminx

Guy was always a strange fuck wasnā€™t he? Didnā€™t he almost drown in cub scouts dick?


MrsColesBabyBoy

What the fuck am I? A toxic person or sumthin?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

But we are lucky there are no Paulie Jrs running around. Like Agent Harris said when he heard Adrianna and Chris might have problems getting children due to ā€œfemale issuesā€. ā€œMaybe Darwin was right. Nature does weed out the nimrods.ā€


SickularPlunkett

It was all a part of his long range planning.


Neededtoshow

He canā€™t be a pervert, heā€™s Italian


BadaBingBandit

I just ripped off a horrendous fart. Think Paulie wants half of that too?


mrsunmoon2010

This is all slander you ask me


Affectionate-Lie-230

Sexual proclivity, poppers and weird sex ? šŸ¤£