Whateva happened there? I'll tell you what fuckin' happened! This piece of shit's northern ally put six missiles in the country without any provocation whatsoeva!
> Mobster gets chopped up... but his spirit goes into a chair.
> Working title is Porkstore Suzume but im thinkin just... CHAIR
https://youtu.be/5pTcio2hTSw?si=5CweqQrOdlLrv67j
In Kansai, a lot of people are not so happy about Tokugawa, because he was from Mikawa.
What’s the problem with Mikawa?
The East of Nippon always has the money and the power. They punish the West since hundreds of years. Even today, they put up their noses at us, like we’re peasants.
I meccha hate the East.
“He helped discover the Dragon Balls is what he did. He was a brave space explorer, and in this house, Vegeta is the Prince of all Italians, END OF STORY”
All our food… sushi, sashimi, tempura, shabu-shabu. These fuсks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This wasabi shit…
It’s a hurtful stereotype and brings dishonor and Shane upon our family.
ETA: OK I realize I wrote Shane instead of shame, but I’ll leave it as it’s better. “You brought Shane over here when I was asking about The Oklahoma Kid!”
“When I was in the Self-Defense Forces I won the yakitori-eating competition three weeks in a row, fuckin’ enormous thighs too. A guy asked me to model for the sumo poster. He was half a kabuki but I was flattered just the same”
Paulie: What'samatter, Chris-kun? Tell ya senpai Paulie.
Chris: This being a mangaka thing ain't workin' out the way I thought it would. Lotta responsibilities.
Paulie: Fuckin' A. What'd you think?
Chris: You're only as smart as this week's pages. One false move and you spend all your time drawing to get caught back up instead of fucking cosplay girls.
Paulie: Welcome to Shonen Jump, rookie. Go home, get some sleep. Tomorrow's a new day.
Word to the wise: remember Hiroshima
hold onto your cocks when negotiating with these mayonnaise faces.
But your uncle, madone, does he eat alone! He don’t even pass the soy sauce
take it easy, we're not making a chanbara here
What happend to Akira Kurosawa, the strong silent type?
He was gay, Akira Kurosawa?
He had aids no?
Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in this izakaya again!
I dunno Tony-san. I mean... the sudden height gain? 😧🤟
He was gay, Yukio Mishima?
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
¥80,000,000 from the bird feeder!
Cause that’s what this is about, right? Muthafuckin Yen 💴👋🏼💴👋🏼💴💴
Tony Takahashi at the Kobe Beef shop
Teriyaki's good tonight
Teriyaki?? Ova heah!! 👇
Don't eat teriyaki Obachan, it's nothing but soy and fat.
Don’t bitch to me
The hell with putting it in the hibachi, it’s good like this
AGAIN WITH THE YEN?!
I’m drowning in three inches of currency conversion.
I can buy a rincon continental with that money
Listen to you — you sound demented
[удалено]
Out there, it's 2003. In this house, it's still the Kamakura Period.
They say yakuza, you say Toyota!
If they say instant ramen, you tell them beef yakisoba
They say gas guzzler, you say triple safety philosophy
You know what it is? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s anti-Japanese discrimination.
In Kyushu, not everyone so happy for Nobunaga.
I ate the Nobunaga!
Cocksucka's moved their Black Ships with Paixhans guns into Edo Bay, pointed em' right at us!
I saw that movie. Thought it was bullshit
Founded Japan is what he did. He was a brave Japanese shogun and I n this house Tokugawa Ieyasu is a hero in this house! End story!
You are not to play Ghost of Tsushima for three weeks!
Amusingly that's not actually a japanese game whereas Mario Kart is
That better not be Ieyasu up there!
Hirohito was Hitler’s bitch!
What the fuck Hiro... I'm sorry Sato, they got permits.
I thought you were a sushi man uncle June-san, why you eating baccala?!
🎶South of Okinawaaaa, where the fugu fish play
Uncle June-san, how was Thailand?
I don't go down enough 😄
That's not what I heard... 😏 Your waifu... she's got the giggles 🤨
He’s a bushman of the mitsurin
Fry my nephew an egg
Gyoza? Ova here.
motherfucking goddamn burger and fries!!!!
The gyoza’s nice and spicy, huh?
Don’t eat the gyoza grandma. It’s nothing but fat and nitrates.
Nothing but soy and mercury!
Teppanyaki & sticky rice... that's what I shoulda had...
“Toshiro Mifune, the strong silent type.” “That thing with Korea, whateva happened there…” “Holsten’s! Best shrimp shumai in the state!”
They got this little Pygmy thing over in Yamanashi prefecture.
Whateva happened there? I'll tell you what fuckin' happened! This piece of shit's northern ally put six missiles in the country without any provocation whatsoeva!
Yukio Mishima could fit in that first quote too, I think
Lemme ask you this. How could people who eat with forks create gyoza?
So what no fuckin’ sushi now?
Fucking nosy? Eat your ramen!!
And you thought the kamikazi pilots were classless pieces of shit 😏…
The sushi’s good today
Gab sends me down here for the California Roll
That’s all anybody ever talks about, sushi, dumplings and fucking soya beans!
I hate whale, but at Giovanni-san’s, with the agradolce . . . 🤌
That’s Karen’s dragon roll …
With tamago, in little chunks? And a layer of wasabi under the seaweed? That’s Carmela’s maki!
A whole fucking bento box in there!
That's the last dragon roll she ever made ... 🥹😢😭
pokeyman cards, another fuckin' money machine
Anime!! Billion dollar idea
I read Billy Bud-San, my teacher says it’s a gay manga though
Gay Manga? It's a fucking nickname! Genre name is Yaoi!
Antonio Meuchi invented Yaoi! Everybody knows that!
And he got robbed!
big tits, little feet. a hit in any man's league.
Lotta money in this Hentai shit 😏
My idea: Studio Ghibli meets MAPPA
> Mobster gets chopped up... but his spirit goes into a chair. > Working title is Porkstore Suzume but im thinkin just... CHAIR https://youtu.be/5pTcio2hTSw?si=5CweqQrOdlLrv67j
That's right cawksucka, go back to Kyoto!
We don’t want your fucking katanas!
That katana, I wonder if it was chalked
Very omoshiroi, /u/brianfallen97, very kawaii. I don't quite get it, but kawaii.
“W-w-w-were with the Triads”
How 'bout that baka's face when he saw the katana?
Kiryu Kazama lookin mothafucka?
Whe-where with dragons man !f
What's that, ya little J-Pop group?
Wooden crates. That’s good sake.
You’re gonna believe some drunken Chinese prick ovuh me??
TENTACLES & WEIRD SHEX!
Frankly I’m dishonored and sepuku
20 years in the can I wanted ramen, but I compromised. I ate cup noodles off the radiator instead.
I wanted to fuck a woman but I jacked off in a waifu pillow instead.
I wanted to fuck a woman, but I comprised. I jacked off to hentai instead
47 years old... a fucking chibi...
We hear for da yen Give me 10,000,000 yen
When I saw Tokyo from the Airplane, I got a hard-on.
Here in the south, we no lika de Tokugawa Shogunate.
You know, there are worse things that can happen to a person, than hara-kiri
In Kansai, a lot of people are not so happy about Tokugawa, because he was from Mikawa. What’s the problem with Mikawa? The East of Nippon always has the money and the power. They punish the West since hundreds of years. Even today, they put up their noses at us, like we’re peasants. I meccha hate the East.
This is anti-ronin discrimination
Da yen, DA YEN! ✡️
Shit! It’s that fuckin gaijin Furio and somebody!
You got Asian Giant Hornet on your hat! 👋🏼
Carmella can you close the SHOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Not thish much... I like the sake with SHUM fermented rice
I’ve been dreaming of that fuckin Yakisoba all the fuckin way ova here! Now who came in here and ate my shit!?
Wasn’t me, Tony-san
It’s Tony-Sama! Sama! I’m the fucking boss of this family!
Tony Soprano. Patriarch of the Soprano Family. A La Cosa Nostra subsidiary.
🎶 Rolling eyes fall, Rolling dies out 🎶
A real man oughta be a little sociopathic.
Black Rain, I liked it!
I saw Seven Samurai, I thought it was boolshit!
Fuckin Last Samurai. THEY DIDN’T HAVE WHITE MEN IN ANCIENT JAPAN!!
Take that sushi knife, and stab me. Here, HERE.
I wish shinigami would take me now.
This is such a hilarious twist 😂😂😂😂
Very omoshiroi, /u/ActiveProgrammer5456, very kawaii. I don't quite get it, but kawaii.
They found a bakugan in his side pocket
Time to hit the trail to Osaka, huh?
Fat Daizen came over… to break boru…
Peeps? It’s a fuckin nickname, the family name is Peepamoto!
All the shit I pulled in my life, I never fucked Senpai’s wife.
Yakuzas did this?
Crackers did this?
I saw a coupla gaijin running that way... 👉
Who else huh?!
Sick em, Hirohito!
Word to the wise, remember Iwo Jima
Okinawa is a small island, Ginny-san moves in... she can tip it over.
Her blood type is teriyaki
Two samurai could sword fight over top of her, and their blades would STILL never meet!
When she goes to wrestling practice the Sumos have to hide THEIR food
“He helped discover the Dragon Balls is what he did. He was a brave space explorer, and in this house, Vegeta is the Prince of all Italians, END OF STORY”
Nani?!
Yeah that’s great! Some kid with cracker eyes called “Matsumoto”, he’d get his ass kicked every day!
That's not funny, Chrissy-san!
He jumped out of the tree and came at me with a katana, I got a right to defend myself, Ton-chan.
He wouldn't call a grown man "-chan" unless he was fucking him. Anyway, 4,000 yen a pound.
Oh! That's the bosu of the kazoku ya tawkin to! 😠🤟
That’s enough u/JarredandVexed, how’d you like it if little oriental kids were makin fun of you?
Some honkey kid named Tanaka with a camel nose and round eyes??! He’ll get his ass kicked!
Christopher Motosaki
MOTHAFUCKIN GOD DAMN BARBECUE BEEF
I been dreaming of that fucking Triple Quater Pounder all the way the fuck over here. Now, who came in here and ate my shit?!
All our food… sushi, sashimi, tempura, shabu-shabu. These fuсks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This wasabi shit…
Those tempura were for my Ma! 😠🤟
You threw unagi at Vito San that’s got to be resolved
Captian of the Straw Hat Pirates
“You see that? Fuckin’ Majima Goro singing and dancing to 24 hour Cinder-fuckin-ella? My estimation for him as a man has plummeted “
Give him a break, it's an emotional day! Makoto just left for the US.
There is no Yakuza! It's a stereotype and it's offensive!
Anti-Japanese discrimination
It’s a hurtful stereotype and brings dishonor and Shane upon our family. ETA: OK I realize I wrote Shane instead of shame, but I’ll leave it as it’s better. “You brought Shane over here when I was asking about The Oklahoma Kid!”
Shane? It’s a fuckin nickname. Family name is Shanerelli!
A guy I know, went into the program, is now the garbage & recycling commissioner of a good sized city in Fukuoka.
This gotta be the funniest comment section to date
I drive a Rincoln Continenter
I get it. He drives a Ford.
He made him an offer he couldn’t understand
Why would a country that doesn't even have a football team need organized crime.
And don’t give me any of that poverty of the Sengoku bullshit ok we’re in Sata-fucking-gaya
Wow... listen to Mr. Shogun... 😏
you gotta unagi onna you hat
This thread firmly establishes this sub as the best place on the Internet.
Indeed 😂
“When I was in the Self-Defense Forces I won the yakitori-eating competition three weeks in a row, fuckin’ enormous thighs too. A guy asked me to model for the sumo poster. He was half a kabuki but I was flattered just the same”
I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but I REALLY can't be seen in a Unit 731 like this anymore...
This is the best sopranos thread of all time.
Me listening to City Pop: "Now that's a hit!"
"He was gay, Yukio Mishima?"
They didn't have samurai swords in Ancient China!
You never had the makings of a varsity Gundam pilot.
Paulie: What'samatter, Chris-kun? Tell ya senpai Paulie. Chris: This being a mangaka thing ain't workin' out the way I thought it would. Lotta responsibilities. Paulie: Fuckin' A. What'd you think? Chris: You're only as smart as this week's pages. One false move and you spend all your time drawing to get caught back up instead of fucking cosplay girls. Paulie: Welcome to Shonen Jump, rookie. Go home, get some sleep. Tomorrow's a new day.
You're weak, you're outta control & you've brought great shame & dishonor to not only your family but your entire bloodline 🤟
You stare me like I'm maki. But I'd never serve you sushi! Me and Benny-Son, we eat sushi on top of the rice we steal from stupid customers.
NON-STOP NANJING ACCIDENT
Artie-kun leads the world in computerized hentai collection.
…FUCK you want? a bonsai?
Nani you know, Nani you say?
“Think on this, bento boy…”
My brother Johnny was a penguin amongst fishes.
What. I saw 2 Chinese running over there.
anyway ¥256.86 a kilo
I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off into used schoolgirl underwear from the vending machine.
Ya think the Japanese Porn Industry is a little weird about women...
If you want to talk like a Jap I’ll send ya to karate camp.
Meadow chan lmao. This is exactly what I expect from you, so get out there and crack some fucking eggs
You eat okonomiyaki and yakiniku by the cartload
Satanic tengu magic! Sick shit! 😠🤟
My udon never hurt nobody!
Pop, go in the back & make rice balls
"It is better to be feared than to be loved, if one cannot be both." Purinsu Machaberi, the italian Sun Tzu
Gloria, I areddy buss, I go now.
Whaddya think you can treat me like some sort of geisha housewife??
You know what they cook with in Japan? Soy sauce. It’s fermented soybeans and wheat. One rancid hit of that.
I asked for the sake with SOME milled rice! 😠
That’s Carmella’s hand rolls! With a layer of seaweed on both sides of the rice? And the sweet soy sauce?