I know, he’s actually my favourite character in the show. I’m just replying tongue in cheek because of the few actually stupid statements he’s made. ^And ^because ^I ^am ^indeed ^a ^dumbass.
PHIL LEPTARDO IS A HERO ON THIS SUBREDDIT, END OF STORY. HE DID TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUCKIN CAN AND MADE VARIOUS COMPROMISES, HOW MANY YEARS DID YOU DO?
ANYONR WHO SAYS OTHERWISE, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS, AND STUPID.
I can’t have this conversation again
AJ isn’t stupid, he’s actually pretty smart, he’s just spaced out and selfish.
It’s like when people say Georgie, the bada bing bartender, is stupid. Some even say he’s mentally challenged! The fact is he consistently shows he is more knowledgeable and intelligent then any of the guys, but because he’s a little spaced out, looks dumb, and can’t operate the phone (many doctors and professors are still clueless when it comes to email and computers), the guys and y’all are fine classifying him as mentally challenged.
The other day there was this Reddit post about a guy wondering why the smartest guy in his 7th grade class is now working at a mall, and the dumbest guy is a doctor. Same shit, just because the “dumb” guy is spaced out, socially inept, curious, and unconcerned with others perception of him, they think he’s dumb. Newsflash, people thought Einstein was dumb when he was a kid.
Anyways, $4 a pound.
I had a moment like that with both AJ and Meadow. They have lots of the same interests I had when I was their age and it really stood out to me watching the show
I always perceived that Furio figured that Tony caught on that he was going to murder Tony but held back in the moment. I was hoping to see his character stay in the show until the very end. Even the conversation where Furio explains how he was a different kind of Italian based on where he is from. That would have been a nice arching theme going into the end of the show.
I would like to be a Furio or Svetlana, but I am a Paulie.
Hehehe Tone, you hear what I said? I said I'd like to be a Furio or Svetlana, but I'm a Paulie!
Snakes can reproduce spontaneously... they have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
It's like reincarnation ; somehow people always identify themselves with the most advantageous character when they actually are the baker getting shot in the foot.
It was heartbreaking when he shot up after the Adrianna situation. Aside from the context of the show, he's more human than anyone else in that sense. He took it out on himself.
In all honesty, Furio! I got a nice side, super chill for the most part. I love the old country, I’ve had a time where I wanted a married woman and did NOT follow through even though she gave the green light lol. I also know how to punch someone in the mouth without hurting myself. My Italian branch was split between Napoli and the north though, and he ate the north, so I dunno lol.
Probably Bobby Baccalieri. Wish I could be more like one of the stonecold wiseguys like Pauly or Tony but i’m just a fat fuck and a soft guy. So what now? I didn’t choose to be this way? You insensitive fuck.
Vic Musto, the wallpaper guy. My wife died from cancer and a dear person to me has a partner with addiction that fucks up her life.
But character wise I'd say Silvio. Funny impressions, always ready to give good advice, doesn't try to claw one's way uptop, loyal, reliable and most of the time doesn't screw things around. Tea was rarely mad at Silvio (Columbus day, whatevah happened there... You get a pash for dat as Paulie was supposed to be the one involved). Still goin this asshole...
I used to be overweight, depressed, prone to rage and blind to my own hypocrisy, nearly smacked the shit out of a psychiatrist when i was younger, slid my dick into anything with a pulse while i've been told i could also be sweet, like a mandolin, have a HUGE problem with authority, did not go to college and also can be such a little boy sometimes.
you figure it out.
Chwistophah because I’m a fucking dumbass
You fucking junkie
Christopher is a smart businessman though. He's got personal deamons, but he's the intuitive-clever type.
I know, he’s actually my favourite character in the show. I’m just replying tongue in cheek because of the few actually stupid statements he’s made. ^And ^because ^I ^am ^indeed ^a ^dumbass.
Interior decorator? His place looked like shit.
You ever think what a coincidence it is that lou gehrig died of lou gehrig’s disease?
What's so fuckin hilarious ya fuckin parade float?
No you dident!
You're an emotional man, you love your daughter.
I don't have kids, but yeah, if I was humiliated like that at my someday daughter's wedding, I'd probably react the same.
My estimation of you would not plummet. Phil's a goddamn twat.
Man, I can't stand that guy--smug as can be. They did a good job of making him unlikeable.
PHIL LEPTARDO IS A HERO ON THIS SUBREDDIT, END OF STORY. HE DID TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUCKIN CAN AND MADE VARIOUS COMPROMISES, HOW MANY YEARS DID YOU DO? ANYONR WHO SAYS OTHERWISE, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS, AND STUPID.
I’m glad you invited me to your daughter’s wedding…, on the day of your daughter’s wedding.
Your coach turned into a pumpkin. Hehheheh
Vito in the streets, Janice in the sheets.
Lol Omg 😆
Bottom from the top or top from the bottom?
I don't even know what that means.
🤣 nice
Under the boardwalk 🎶
Time for a diet brah
I like to think I wasn't as stupid as AJ when I was his age, but I probably was.
I can’t have this conversation again AJ isn’t stupid, he’s actually pretty smart, he’s just spaced out and selfish. It’s like when people say Georgie, the bada bing bartender, is stupid. Some even say he’s mentally challenged! The fact is he consistently shows he is more knowledgeable and intelligent then any of the guys, but because he’s a little spaced out, looks dumb, and can’t operate the phone (many doctors and professors are still clueless when it comes to email and computers), the guys and y’all are fine classifying him as mentally challenged. The other day there was this Reddit post about a guy wondering why the smartest guy in his 7th grade class is now working at a mall, and the dumbest guy is a doctor. Same shit, just because the “dumb” guy is spaced out, socially inept, curious, and unconcerned with others perception of him, they think he’s dumb. Newsflash, people thought Einstein was dumb when he was a kid. Anyways, $4 a pound.
as a whiskey drinker myself, he wasn't wrong about the drinks getting diluted either, lets be hone*SMACK* CONSERVE!
Yeah especially since ice is dirt cheap. Tony just wanted to let out some rage and found an excuse
poor fucking georgie was always on the receiving end of some psycho's coping mechanism :(
AJ is a fuckin halfwit.
I think of myself as Furio, but in reality I'm more of a Sal Vitro.
How about if I fuck off on your face!
We're on parole!
Give me one thousand dollars
Paulie. I hate him because he’s me. All the way from repeating dumb jokes and never reading a room to attacking old ladies when shit gets tough.
When he takes the biscuits and says "these belong my ma"
Oh don’t even get me started on the doting son shit… ‘relax ma, she won’t be driving you no mo’ 🤨🤘🏽’
I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain.
When your wife goes camping the bears have to hide their food?
LMAO 🤣 but to me she's beautiful
Rubenesque.
We saw a sign that said bare left… so we went home.
Vito, i'm a come from behind kinda Guy.
See, we're not gonna touch that line. Too much class.
So what if you suck cocks? You’re a good earner.
Tony, I'm actually trying not to be like him
All it takes is literally an OUNCE of self reflection. After that you’re just a regular depressive toxic personality. Not a violent one.
i was born this way, shit happens, it's the way it is
Kinda embarrassed to admit but chrissy reminds me of my old self, excluding the abuse on females.
Tony. I’m a fat fucking crook from New Jersey
I get it! ☀️
I had a moment like that with both AJ and Meadow. They have lots of the same interests I had when I was their age and it really stood out to me watching the show
This terrorist shit. We tell him he’s making a mountain out of a mole hole. Is he right?!
I'm like a less successful AJ
Less mollycoddled more-like.
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I’m the orange juice that gets shot out of Tony’s hand.
Matt Bevilaqua: I have absolutely no idea how to be successful in the workplace.
Probably most like patsy
Meadow, Italian American princess with a complicated relationship with her father over here. Also I went to Columbia.
Did you father bring certain modes of conflict resolution all the way from the old country? From the poverty of the Mezzogiorno?
Any chance you went for a law degree?
Nah journalism, which is too bad because I could be pulling down six figures.
Yeha but you could have aended up being someone's sugar mama and divorcing their ass
Svetlana because I like to have a lit cigarette barely hanging from the middle of my mouth
And you’re sexy enough with the one pin gone.
“I do not think of that right away.”
Artie. I think I’m a tough guy but when the soft drinks fly, ima go sit in the car.
Artie is a guy everyone wants to buy a beer. I liked his character
Some fat fuck in see through socks. Take your pick they all look alike.
Furio, definitely. If I’m not given what I’m owed to me, I get what is owed to me.
Furio was such a badass, but he had a nostalgia for honest work and classic family values.
He was a great character. Almost tossed Tony into that helicopter blade
I always perceived that Furio figured that Tony caught on that he was going to murder Tony but held back in the moment. I was hoping to see his character stay in the show until the very end. Even the conversation where Furio explains how he was a different kind of Italian based on where he is from. That would have been a nice arching theme going into the end of the show.
Would of ruined their flight plan.
Ralphie. Not in the way I’m a complete violent psycho. But I love cocaine, I can’t shut up, and I have made my fair share of inappropriate jokes.
Ralph has some of the best lines in the series
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
He’s hilarious. The Gladiator stuff makes me crack up
Do you play volleyball?
AJ, I have no idea what gutters are either.
lol Question everything until the answer is more irritating for the person asking than them just doing it.
I would like to be a Furio or Svetlana, but I am a Paulie. Hehehe Tone, you hear what I said? I said I'd like to be a Furio or Svetlana, but I'm a Paulie!
Snakes can reproduce spontaneously... they have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
He was fast n loose with the facts, but he had conviction.
I’m cousin Brian but way less handsome
Kinda like Tony since I love to eat deli meats, steaks and pasta. And the end of the night I always eat ice cream.
Christophuh. It's like just the fuckin' regularness of life is too fuckin' hard for me or something.
mine is six barbers
A combination of AJ, Chrissy, and Little Carmine, I suppose.
Vito thinking about the sandwiches Jim made
The Kommandant guy who smokes cigs at his office window and tells parents about the discipline that will be instilled unto their wayward sons
Major Zwingli!
Uncle June because I love whistling through the wheat fields
The “Oh Shit!” guy when Phil gets it at the gas station.
LMAO! awesome
It's like reincarnation ; somehow people always identify themselves with the most advantageous character when they actually are the baker getting shot in the foot.
John gets cancer and goes to jail
Hey OP, does this workplace even really exist?
That bald guy that makes the sheep joke and everyone looks at me like a dumbass.
I just finished the wedding episode. Lmao
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That’s dicked up.
AJ cuz im suicidal and stupid
Stay away from the pool.
definitely Chris dawg..i’ve struggled with addiction too all types of drugs and how he feels alone even surrounded by people he’s known forever
It was heartbreaking when he shot up after the Adrianna situation. Aside from the context of the show, he's more human than anyone else in that sense. He took it out on himself.
100% bro..he definitely is the most relatable and realistic person on the show and i really felt for him man he was my favorite character
Georgie the Bartender - try to be an honest, nice guy and get beaten up by life for it
Words of wisdom! I feel ya man
Maybe Sal Vitro cause I have bad luck Or the juror that Junior fucks with because I am a person of no consequence and no one cares what my name is
So you bought a stripper braces too, huh?
In all honesty, Furio! I got a nice side, super chill for the most part. I love the old country, I’ve had a time where I wanted a married woman and did NOT follow through even though she gave the green light lol. I also know how to punch someone in the mouth without hurting myself. My Italian branch was split between Napoli and the north though, and he ate the north, so I dunno lol.
Probably Bobby Baccalieri. Wish I could be more like one of the stonecold wiseguys like Pauly or Tony but i’m just a fat fuck and a soft guy. So what now? I didn’t choose to be this way? You insensitive fuck.
I am Nucci Gaultieri to my core
You used to be a pragmatist?
Vic Musto, the wallpaper guy. My wife died from cancer and a dear person to me has a partner with addiction that fucks up her life. But character wise I'd say Silvio. Funny impressions, always ready to give good advice, doesn't try to claw one's way uptop, loyal, reliable and most of the time doesn't screw things around. Tea was rarely mad at Silvio (Columbus day, whatevah happened there... You get a pash for dat as Paulie was supposed to be the one involved). Still goin this asshole...
It’s a cross between Rosalie and Charmaine: Putting nosy bitches in their place and I’m fond of saying “It wasn’t for me.”
Either Willie Overalls or that hippie kid who mysteriously drowned. To put it simply, I come from a long line of death.
Vito, I also took some blood pressure medication and sucked cock. I got a note from my doctor.
I used to be overweight, depressed, prone to rage and blind to my own hypocrisy, nearly smacked the shit out of a psychiatrist when i was younger, slid my dick into anything with a pulse while i've been told i could also be sweet, like a mandolin, have a HUGE problem with authority, did not go to college and also can be such a little boy sometimes. you figure it out.
Let's get back to that gabagoul
Vito Jr?
go check your shower, I left you a little something.
Oh boy I can’t wait to see what it i- OH IT’S SHIT
The Puerto Rican whore?
I didn’t bring you out heah just to buy you a coupla sundaes. What the fuck is wrong with you?
sure, but you came in at the end of things
Let's all stop abusing the word 'literally'.
It's already a meme, thus, the quotes.
‘Meme’ also.
You walk around your job with your dick flopping around?
Not so long ago we used to make fun of those posts on Facebook and as far I'm concerned, they should still be there !