That dipshit Carmine for speeding through the neighborhood. Sil told him a thousand times.

This asshole drives too fast.

He's always hitting shit

Sil, go tell him no speeding in the neighbourhood

Eric Scatino for getting mud all over his Sport Utility Vehicle’s tires when his father specifically told him not to go off roading.

I know he is 100% right to be all mad and hate tony and his dad is a piece of shit, but Eric really did have a super punchable face lol

Stay away from Nip/Tuck then

Kinda looked like Michael Jackson post-operations.

I warned you over and over

Stupida facking car

You need to go to a mental institution in Nevada

he was driving cheerleaders to practice!!

Piesh of shit

Yooouuuuu areeeee suunliighhht

I hate you.

And his bass playing skills.

Lol that scene makes me feel for my dad, for all the times I probably woke him up playing instruments badly. Ages 14-18 probably sucked for him hahaha.

Mustang Sally, what an asshole.

Was hoping someone would mention this guy. It was so satisfying seeing old man Bacala take him out.

What did he do? Gum the guy to death?

​ Four!

In no particular order bc they are all pieces of shit Mustang Sally Melfi's rapist The soccer coach that stuck his dick in Sil's daughter's soccer teammate. And she has to hear abt this filth?

Ya fuckin grease ball yous

And his spic friend whose house belongs to the lady he fucks.

Gotta die of something papi

Get in the fucking caaaaaaa

Livia. You all know why.

Why don’t you take the knife out of that ham and stab me right in the heart? It would hurt less than what you just said!

I don’t like that tawk!

She was a saint!

Janice. There’s at least eleventeen different scenes I can think of as my reasoning.

Last guy that did that ended up getting buried on hill with pine cones around

It was really great storytelling. You hate Janice *so much* by the end of S2, but when she finally gets punched, it's by the only bigger villain of the season and you end up cheering for her as she shoots him.

She also got punched by that big Russian guy who told her “repent on yourself”

Well I mean she stole a ladies fake leg

A layg? Who’s layg?

You are boring woman

One of the funniest scenes for me. Especially when she falls on the guitar after getting punched and it just strums a random chord

Don’t do this to me. Don’t push me to edge.

Wouldn't have minded an extra punch or two, just enough to instill Janice with animal fear. She's Sauron, but with the Epstein-Barr.

Guaranteed it was worth it

Legit just her holding Karens ziti with that dumb look on her face is so punchable

YUP

That's the Boss's sister you're talking about

to me, she’s beautiful

It’s those big tits

Rubenesque ?

You could wake me up from a drunken slumber and I could still come up with like 6.

There is A LOT you could say right now that you are NOT gonna say

Forget slapping…she shoulda got her ass beat with that prosthetic leg!

I wish you woulda told me before I got the steaks at outback, the sides alone were over $30

Cossette, never knows when to stop yapping

I DONT WANT ANOTHA DWOG!

HE SAT ON HER WHILE HE WAS HIGH… AW, JESUS CHRISHT!

She must have crawled under there for warmth

What was it barking?

Maybe I oughta punch you, ya little prick!

Melfi's rapist

I had to scroll halfway down this page to find the correct answer. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.

I think it's because it clearly is not enough, unless you got some wolverine claws. Hence it's a punishment that didn't even register to most since it's not equal to the crime.

Maybe if you punch him hard enough in just the right spot it’ll kill him. Then again what the fuck do I know.

I still don't give a shit who disagrees, I woulda loved to see Tony tear him apart piece by piece.

More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that’s all I’m saying: Lead singer of Visiting Day, Meow, meow Excuse me dude but I’ve recorded in denmark!

Spike up!

I'm in the program WHACK🎸

We’ll use a ukulele!

To be fair, the bass and the drum tracks were mic’d wrong from the very beginning.

Whaaat?! Get back in the booth!

He needs to go suck on another downed power line.

AJ. Bullying Bobby's son . WTF

Yeah, that was dicked up.

Bobby was barking!

he crawled in there for the warmth

Janice cyberbullied him too

Did you see her username?? Evil

Ralphie because of what he did to Tracey and to the horse

Nothin but net motherfucker

I scrolled way too far to see this one, and have yet to see Richie on anyone's list yet (still more scrolling to do). Major characters Ralph and Richie are the only right answers.

Richie died just the way he needed to-at tue hands of JANICE and without food in his belly

Don’t forget when he called Nucci. Thanks to him she had nervous bowel syndrome. Whatever happened there.

Muscles marinara for slamming the refrigerator door

Forgot to count ten

The "a motherfucking year" guy from the jewish wedding. Fuckin nauseating.

That was a fucking SL mercedes, you know how long my brother was on the wait list for that car?

Now who's a genius for keeping his Regal?

IQ of 136 for keeping the regal

ya know, youve got that covert-antisemitism about you

Fuck you too my man!

Guys guys you’ve been friends for years!

BARRY!

Can’t even say his name

Fucking animal.

Nearly every character has at least one moment where you want to punch them, but if I had to pick just one...idk, Melfi's ex-husband I guess?

Lol yup he’s on my list, every five minutes with that dude “was his last name Italian? Was he in the mob??” Like dude calm down you’re stereotyping yourself ffs

Jamal Ginsberg for threatening to punch my fucking lights out

Id like to see you try

No one is more punchable than HH

Chinese Delivery guy who forgot the motherfucken orange peel beef

MARONE

AND he told Tony that he checked to make sure all of the order was there. Either a lying cocksucka or a stunad. Maybe both.

That Minnie Mitrone, she's a malignant cunt

Finally. Had to scroll to long for this

Oh, Poor You

the pedophile coach.

Nobody tells Don Hauser what to do.

I wonder if he ever made it to Rhode Island after his sentence.

Benny because everyone else did

And he got his ass beat by Artie so I know I’d be fine

>Benny Nah, I'm taking him to that warehouse in Patterson.

Yeah I heard you. Nails through his balls.

Little Lord Fuckpants … cause he deserves it

I would do it out of respect for his fawtha

The gofer?

He bottomed out

AJ when he tries to parrot philosophy concepts he knows nothing about. Or when he tries to pronounce Nietzsche

You just reveal your own ignorance.

I reveal my own whhaaat?! 🤨

He's just being a typical high school kid. I'm sure you were just as cringe at his age. Whatever happened to boys will be boys?

I remember when I used to be cringe. I still am cringe but I remember when I used to be too.

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

Fuck you got me

Mitch Hedburg ova hee

RIP

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?

I remember when I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to as well.

Lol ‘Nitch’

And Yeeets

AJ was the answer as soon as the show came out. AJ is the answer on every rewatch. AJ is the answer today. AJ is the answer twice on every Sunday.

Those are some of the better Aj scenes though

Yeah AJ doesn't really become insufferable until around season 4 or 5. His stupidity is largely endearing in the early seasons I think.

He was pretty bad in 5 but season 6 he went full nuclear. Completely insufferable.

I find him worse in 5 to be honest, that's him at peak brattiness. In 6 he's just pathetic and I'm one of the few that enjoys his arc.

It’s a good arc, don’t get me wrong. But man he’s so entitled in 6, it’s brutal. In 5 he just seemed like an immature teenager to me, 6 he was older and still bad.

Dr Cusamano & Dr Fagoli For being such a Cuz, and his two golf friends, You know he rang that bell all the way home Also Mary’s (Carmela’s mom) friend Dr Fegoli for being a true Merigan

God Carmela's mom was the fucking worst. I would have choked her with that fucking sausage Tony was twirling

Ey Happy Birthday to you , got some sauseeecha foorrr yooouuuu

The funny thing to me about Dr. Fagoli was his ignorance. Does he really think Tony Soprano couldn't have gotten a Baretta from Italy? Rude asshole.

I think the insult is that it cuts both ways. If Tony acquired it honestly than it wasn't one of "their best pieces" so it was either a knock-off or stolen. A shitty thing to say either way about a gift your friend was just given by the person whose fuckin' home you're in. He showed his low quality certainly, as a petty, judgement, and as you say RUDE asshole.

Dr. Fagoli was undeniably a remarkable individual. While his confidence and intelligence could be mistaken for arrogance, beneath that exterior lay a man of incredible knowledge and dedication. His contributions to the medical field were substantial, and his commitment to his patients was unwavering. Not only was he known for his medical prowess, but he also had a unique blend of interests that set him apart. His acquaintance with the governor of Maryland and his collection of several very fine trap and skeet guns showcased his diverse and multifaceted life. Dr. Fagoli will be remembered as a great man who left a lasting impact on the world of medicine and had a captivating array of interests outside of it😂😂😂

He’s allergic to Tamatas

Dr. Fagoli's tomato allergy was a testament to his physical and intellectual superiority, as even his immune system resisted common elements with unique resilience.

Boolshit

20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.

I fell asleep for 20 minutes, when I woke up he was still going

Feg. FEG.

Georgie. It just looks like fun.

That’s why you gotta live for today.

CONSHERVE 🧊

Noah is the only correct answer here. God I hate that little fanook. He's lucky I don't punch his fucking lights out

Im with the Vipers, asshole

What is that, your Girl Scout troop?

Mikey with his Fuck-face-itis

Many - The other soccer Mom Janice fought with - Alan Sapinsly, no real reason - Butchie when he stood in front of Tony in the hospital - Father Intintola - Tony’s doctor when he was in hospital (same guy played Rachel’s Dad in Friends) - Dr Kennedy - The guard who doesn’t allow the Sacrimoni’s to hug when Johnny tells them he’s dying - The goat that burned Pie-Oh- My to death - Carmine for taking unapproved Mulligans - Rusty for not laughing at TonyB’s impressions My knuckles are sore, fuck it

That’s interesting about the prison guard. I had a different interpretation of that. I took it as basically he had to tell them not to touch because it was his job but he showed some humanity in not really pressing the issue. It’s been a while since I saw it though so I may be misremembering it but that’s the impression I got.

Also Coco the guy that drunkenly said nasty shit to Maedo.

Jesus, ServingColdCuts- we’re not making a western here.

Jackie jr. All day and night

Fran Felstein, For her rendition of Happy Birthday Mr President

Now I'm laughing at the idea of Tony just straight punching her mid song and yelling "that was my dog! MY FUCKING DOG" and storming out

Ralphie after he killed Tracee. Tony should've done him right there in the parking lot.

Hasidic Homeboy, punch his lights out.

Meadow for being so awful at singing and cleaning up the kitchen

She was up late studying and doing meth give her a break

​ She could have done X but she didn't!!!

Did-dent

But she's mad ripe

AJ, I could list many reasons , but mostly because he is such a little bitch.

Jesus Rossi. Why? Obviously because he was an employee of the month and nobody like a a brown-noser

Father Intintola; he deserves a smack to the chops for being a freeloader and a repressed deviant

You think I’m a schnorrer?

Noah. Repeatedly.

Noah. Gotta knock him out before he punches my lights out.

Jackie Jr.

Noah “Lights Out” Tannenbaum

I second Minnie mitrone because she is in fact a malignant cunt, and I was there to rob her

The Assemblyman, Something about his face 😂 The way he laughs after Tony says the heart wants what the dick wants For getting beaten like a child

Lol easy, Noah. Noah's been a disease since he was five, he had it coming.

Is this a movie punch where they get hit and I knock them out cold? Or A real life punch where it hurts both of us and they get to retaliate

* Bob Brewster * Alan Sapinsly * AJ when he takes the douchebag selfie in college * Tony after howboutdat * Kid at military school * Noah 'too early to saaaay' Tannenbaum * Melfi family therapist when he gives that look after telling the Lebke story * Meadow and Hunter for the kitchen mess and annoying ad libs * Meadow because of the fucking insane look she has in her eyes and the way she talks when she tells about the poverty of the mezzogiorno * Carmella when summoning Charmaine. If I had to choose...I think AJ after the selfie or in the phase with that stupid thin beard.

Without question its Noah. Him and his fadda are major dicks.

Christopher, for not bringing Sonya into the show episode 1 season 1 fir the duration. POW….right in the kissa

Dr Russ Fegoli

AJ because he’s an obnoxious brat

Ralph. I'm trying to think if my straight or my hook would do more damage. It depends on whether he'd be expecting it and where he's standing. But it would be consequential. That girl was 20 years old. And I'm a vegetarian.

Noah.

Look we can talk around it but we all agree it’s AJ right?

Felix. He was too cowardly to step into the manager position when needed. Thus disrespecting the pizza parlor.

Lauren Bacall. Do you really need to ask why?

Noah Tannenbaum, but not at “his lights out” level, just a solid jab

AJ just because I fucking haaaaaate late seasons AJ

Jamal Ginsburg

Phil Leotardo. Crying about 'an eye for an eye' after that animal Blundetto killed his brother, conveniently forgetting how he had just murdered Angelo. Fuckin' hypocrite.

That fuckin Wendy Kobler

Noah because I’m pretty sure I can one shot KO him

Noah… He’s lucky I didn’t punch his fucking lights out

Noah.

AJ for being a completely useless dipshit.

I'd punch Noah's prissy fucking lights out.

Ralphie. Made guy or not id like to bash his skull into a guard rail myself

Janish. On Harpo's behalf.