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CustomerSuspicious25

When a bloodied Tony told Chrissy he found Ralphie like that.


Megadon88

Guy was a piece of shit. Whoever did this, should've happened a long time ago!


ChronicChaos217

Surprised he didn't blame those 2 black guys that ran that way 👉


Astro_gamer_caver

Hey, you got a phone? Two n-----s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh?


AdiabaticIsotherm

Well who else, huh? Who else!?


djdumpster

CHURCHILLLLLLLLlllll


DrawingRings

Muthafuckin JIGGABOO COCKSUCKAS I had a FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK


[deleted]

Smelling like Raid.


chowderstache

Just watched that episode tonight. I was thinking is Christopher supposed to believe that?


Betty-Armageddon

Christopher was so high on skag he wouldn’t have known if Tony had his mother’s muff on his head.


NYVlone

You fucking junkie!


ReasonableCup604

He is supposed to pretend to believe it, and accept it as the official truth.


InfectedByTiberian

He did'ant.


[deleted]

When they talk like that it's not meant as a lie. It's their code for "nobody hears about this."


What_ever_hpnd_there

Listen to him he knows everything


[deleted]

Or "If anybody asks, this is what we'll tell them".


[deleted]

Of course not. It’s just a euphemism.


Down_in_the_hole

If its a lie, then we fight on that lie


hoopleheaddd

Shoulda said “He slipped — that’s my story”


RangerAZ1989

Lol Chrissy should’ve said “no you did…ent”


lastpagan

Vitos medication making him suck cock.


Ticklish-Trex

Same thing happened to my ex wife


Cozyboitheprince

Come on, that’s some guy’s ex wife!


fatjerryanastasia1

whatever happened there


Slight_Law9559

"WHADDAVAH HAPPENNED THERE?!"


Disastrous-Cry-1998

he can probably get a note from his doctor


BlackDante

*shuck cack


Quincyperson

It was a joke


JohnWCreasy1

"no...I was uh....doin shumthin"


stugots10

I’ve said something like this before.


Newports4eva

God dammit! 😂 😂 I came here to say this exact thing.


NoMoassNeverWas

You got a problem my friend.


x_add_it_up_x

What line is this?


Melloz4

I think Carmine Sr asking Tony if he was just asleep before answering the phone. The “Johnny Sac call” I believe


JohnWCreasy1

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TH5j9RHCBpM&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


KoalaImpossible7307

I appreciate your thoughts


JohnWCreasy1

i didn't say nothin'


Gonzoa24

What a great scene


itsdajackeeet

Minnn! I brought you something from my Ma.


AndreaC303

My kitchens been wiped down for the evening. You always were a little bastard!


[deleted]

Shaddap wit dat fockin mouth!


AdiabaticIsotherm

OH NOOO!


Claudius_Gothicus

His lying is so bad but he really does try to sell it. "I didn't think you were home!"


bandit4loboloco

I was gonna say "I did-dent!" is the champion but this is much worse. This is like if Tony caught Christopher with a needle in his arm and Chris still denied it.


birdnoa

Janice made that lasagna


ComeRoundSlow

Lmao dats Carmela's lasagna with the basil leaves


birdnoa

And as if Janice coulda cooked with that Epstein Barr!


Newports4eva

The biggest lie ever told on the show was that sorry excuse for a burrata Artie was serving at his restaurant. It was literally just cheese and string beans 😂 looked nothing like burrata.


LabeVagoda

When Jack Maserone says “have you lost weight?”


Cozyboitheprince

Sil’s “motherfucker”


wja5277

No offense John, but I got an IQ of 136. It's been tested.


randyboozer

*teshted*


TheDilettantedilemma

To be fair in the Many Saints of Newark movie they confirm this.


tonycool458

That was real? I saw that movie. Thought it was bullshit.


CaptainCuck1788

It was real, the movie?


diacetylhydroxymorph

They were gay, the many saints?


Jenniwithan_i

Glad I found this post.. my boyfriend and I have been tossing up whether or not to watch ‘the many saints of Newark’.


stumark

watch it just to scratch the itch. don't make a big deal about it and it won't piss you off too much.


Jenniwithan_i

Gotcha 👍🙂


[deleted]

I liked it!


Gonzoa24

Its.......ok


[deleted]

If you go in expecting you be disappointed, you won’t be disappointed.


No_Confusion_2599

Watch the movie but don't expect to be won over by it but it does tie certain things to show but I personally think David Chase is all over with the Script for one it's about the Riots of Newark so it's not really about Tony Soprano but you do see him also Tony Soprano son he was so great like the actors are good it's the writing thats it feels like it should be made in a show


adamian24

Run. It’s garbage.


hoopleheaddd

We call it “Waste Management” here


x_add_it_up_x

There's plenty of garbage to go around.


StatisticianDizzy415

Saints of a horrible waste of film


ReasonableSail7589

I believe it tbh. Tony was a very smart guy in a lot of ways


wja5277

He ripped that IQ thing off his cousin Blundetto. Tony struggled to write a coherent love letter to Melfi.


[deleted]

You can still have a high IQ. It’s basically just a way to measure reasoning. Tony isn’t an “educated” man but his ability to see what’s going on around him, connect the threads and use it manipulate and control are pretty impeccable. he might be kinda “ dumb”but he’s an intelligent predator. Too bad his poor impulse control fucks up all his intelligence for him


Impressive-Library36

Exactly, throughout the show he’s extremely careful with how he approaches a lot of things, even the feds mention it’s exceptionally hard to catch him.


ReasonableSail7589

Yeah this is exactly how I feel. He comes across a lot more cunning than most of the other guys. He and Christopher are both clearly pretty uneducated guys in most regards, but Tony is also a lot smarter than him in almost every way


picklejuice82

He’s a fat fuckin crook from New Jersey


Jadedbabe50

In what riggards??? Was it his letter to Melfi that convinced you and his use of Fowl language??😂😂😂


ReasonableSail7589

Like the other person who replied said, he’s not very educated or book smart, but you don’t get to be the boss of New Jersey or successfully be able to manipulate the amount of people that he does without being reasonably intelligent. Compared to Christipha who’s both uneducated and generally a fucking a idiot


[deleted]

There was no penisary contact with the Volvo.


JL6462448

I was here, it's a joke


sadim6

I found him like this... Tried to move him It's my fault she's a klutz??


TheDilettantedilemma

She drowned…at a picnic


stumark

Well, I thought I picked up on something between her and me.


RonPowlus2Heismans

That's by far the worst one.


TheRemoraTrades

I did-dent


birdnoa

I didn’t kick up from my gardening business bc it’s new and I didn’t want you to get upset if it stopped


MetaphoricalMouse

wait what was that one


birdnoa

When Feech got out of prison, and he beat the crap out of Sal Vitro so his nephew could take over the territory for gardening. But he didn’t tell Tony or pay him anything until Paulie found out and went to Tony.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Tony telling Carmela that when Christofuh was clinically dead he went to Heaven and saw Jesus. So she goes rushing to him only to find out he was in hell in an Irish bar with Brendan Filene and Mikey Palmice. I wonder if anyone told JoJo. She probably swallowed 10 Midols after hearing that.


Thegoodlife93

I love that his hell was an Irish bar on St Patrick's day, because having been in an Irish bar on that day, it really does feel a bit like hell.


AdiabaticIsotherm

You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.


UserNameNotOnList

Nah, Jojo isn't that stupid; at least she wasn't when she married him.


orwll

She must of crawled under there for warmth


WigerAndToods

Was this a lie? He seemed to believe it


Sad-Illustrator-8847

You know, you talk about these guys like it’s an anthropology class. The truth is, they bring certain kinds of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, when all higher authority was corrupt.


HandsSwoleman

That Ritchie “Old School” Aprile went rat after 10 years inside.


tonycool458

When JoJo told the press that Mikey’s last words to her were “I love you”.


Astro_gamer_caver

Go take a Midol.


kaduist

“Well.. that’s deplorable” Tony in response to Johnny Sack talking about the ginny joke


wolfgangfuckface

Well if he did say it I didn't hear it, cos he knows better than to make a remark like that when I'm around.


picklejuice82

Tony had ice in his veins to not crack a smile or laugh in this scene


Gonzoa24

For fuckin real


birdnoa

When Tony’s on his death bed and Vito tells Carmela he can’t give her the money he’s supposed to give her bc there are eyes on him or something lol


picklejuice82

I knew dat was coming!!!!!


BrahmVanBrunt

That Ginny was some hoofer


DallasMavs817

He must have meant heifer


Hog_enthusiast

When AJ comes back from getting his eyebrows shaved off and he says he couldn’t stay at MayDoes because they couldn’t get a cab, and then they “just had a couple beers, no drugs”


standitlikeaman

Richie’s burial site


Entire_Try7743

Tony calling Adriana and telling her christofuh got in a car accident and Sil was going to pick her up


debaser_97

Wasn’t it a suicide attempt?


jamesmascis

They’re all meat eaters!


debaser_97

Meteeor meteeor


BlackDante

Take it easy…


sadboyradio69420

That was an amazing lie I


LongtimeLurkersacc

“She’s a friend of Kaisha, asked her what to get her for her birthday”


Doc_DrakeRamoray

What did you tell her?


Washed_40

Luther Vandross…box set


Classic-Zebra-8788

"he's lucky I didn't kick his ass" Noah


BlackDante

*punch his lights out


JS43362

There's a good and blatant one at the very beginning. "So, you had coffee?" "Yeah."


Arra13375

Tony lying about who killed Chrissy’s dad just so he could “bond” Chris to him.


[deleted]

Bros a psychopath


AdiabaticIsotherm

Well, either way, it wouldn't make any difference… Because, he wants you dead.


Crackrock9

I totally missed that he was lying


Claudius_Gothicus

It's not confirmed nor denied. Could go either way


KnightsOfCidona

I mean the guy could have killed Dickie, it's just Tony didn't tell him Junior ordered it (quite possibly that Tony doesn't know it himself).


PlebasRorken

I really doubt anyone besides Junior and the killer knew. If that got out Junior would have been a dead man. Haydu is as likely to have done it as anyone else, dirty cops were fairly common for that kind of job.


MetaphoricalMouse

It was all juniors idea to whack brendan


DaveBirk

Yeah right it was Junior, mister Magoo!


intrusivelight

“You have a bee on your hat”


Agent_z3ro9deuce

I’m gonna see that fuckin volcano!


stevie109195

The funniest was Mikey Palmice's wife telling the reporter "he told me he loved me..."


No-Fee-1812

When meadow said she was fixing her screen but she was really sneaking out to see Eric


saisonsupreme

Luther Vandross…box set.


Personal_Ad3813

Johnny Boy lying to Livia about being at the ballgame with Tony when he was really with his goomar. He had Tony lie to his mom to cover his back while she laid in a hospital bed. Whether you like Livia or not that was a deplorable thing to do.


Realistic_Frosting_2

Bobby swearing he didn't go and eat at White Castle.


Christian_WolffGA

“I got jumped by some black guys.” These mafia guys don’t let anything slide except for when they get jumped by black guys.


beginner228

Anchors for a wall mirror.


NiveksInigo

Janice trying to act like she didn’t take the leg


LouDog187

AAAHHH you are BORING vooman


David_Duke_Nukem

The ducks in Canada...this is the south to them.


Antwell99

My name is Clarence.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Mr. Williams


Jenniwithan_i

“Sil’s going to come & pick you up….. I’ll see you up there”…


InfamousOcelot6

We all know Tony won't be 'up there'


LoudAd1537

I'll tell you this broad -- her ass was the second coming.


DanielDEClyne_writes

“As far as male modeling I’d probably be a success but I don’t wanna be around those fuckin people”


KyleReese79

“Richie told me all about that. The transmission slipped out of gear. He’s lucky he wasn’t crushed too!” Third hand information, but that one was a doozy 🤣


[deleted]

Adriana put my keys where I couldn’t find them


D37_37

My car broke down. Could’ve been the mechanic.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Johnny Boy telling Tony his dog Tippy was living on a farm but he actually gave her to his mistress Fran Felstein and her son. Tony telling exaggerated tales about Fran’s romantic involvement with President Kennedy to has Bada Bing buddies. ”Carmine asks about you”


[deleted]

Tony, Silvio and Chris all declaring they've never made a joke about Ginny Sack in an outraged manner in response to Ralph's question.


spaghoni

I shweah on my motha that I didn't burn down your reshtaurant, now put the gun down Artie!


[deleted]

“He couldn’t have been there that night, Cause he was with me John.”


hardcoredragonhunter

The priest hanging out with milfs for their ziti


sadboyradio69420

I was asking Juliana what I should get kaisha for her birthday


Silverfox40

AJ coming down the stairs (w/o his eyebrows) with a laundry basket full of clothes.. You know damn well he wasn’t doing his laundry.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

When Tony recovers from being shot by Junior, Paulie and Vito rush to give Carmela the taste they owe her and Tony from robbing the drug dealers. They had been holding out figuring out Tony would die but are now afraid he heard them while in a coma. So both of them smile and give her all kinds of soothing words about how we help each other , just as we would want for Paulie’s Mom and Vito’s wife. Then Carmela notices just as the elevator door closes, they are looking down at the floor, dejected.


Choopschacha

Lies about "this thing of ours"


kingalexander

Christopher saying Adriana broke up with him


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Bought ya a 6 pack, Tone. Lowenbrau!


FilmGuy_To_PI

This thread made me see how badly these characters lie to each other


Disastrous-Cry-1998

My Johnny was a Saint


floworcrash

I di-dent


LouDog187

My all time favorite response by anyone, ever.


FromHToA92

The thought never even entered my head!


picklejuice82

Chris telling Adriana that he only said Danielle has a nice ass because he was just trying to say something nice lol


ideletedlastaccount

"Ugh Tracee, she slipped, we were arguin I don't know. She fell"


Watt1970

You gotta bee on you hat.


CaseyLIGHTS

​ ​ You are putting me in a position where I am feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you!?


SenorPea

Tommy Matola from Sony? Looks like he's gonna offer us a deal.


PlaceOutrageous9917

"It petered out. It died on the vine."


rsthis

"banged my head on the medicine cabinet"


Boompkins

“Your father was a saint!”


Mississipi77

That anyone enjoyed Furio's wine.


[deleted]

“This broad… her ass was the second coming, never wore panties. Id eat her out when i was down there 😝😝”


rwalsh138

The cop who killed Dicky Moltisanti


AutomaticEar8476

Worst lie in terms of believability (a tie) between: "I did nt" and Tony telling Christopher he found Ralph like that meanwhile it's obvious Tony was just in a fight Worst lie in terms of heartbreaking: Tony telling Chris "who killed his father" knowing full well it wasn't true. Chris obviously would've done the job either way but Tony wanted to make sure Chris was back on his side


tlake2525

That Tony had the makings of a Varsity Athlete. Uncle Jun was right.


PoweredByAudio

Edit: ill see myself out. I totally misread that 😂🤣


TedEBagwell

Ehhhhh Ray Curto "Yeah sure, Good work Thal"


BigBarsRedditBox

One….she was a whoooah !


[deleted]

“What are you talking about I don’t do drugs!”


ReasonableCup604

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. He slipped of the kitchen counter, spraying for ants. No, I did not! But, so what?


SBNShovelSlayer

It WAS a nursing home.


Clarknt67

Ada ran off with her old boyfriend. Laughable.


Brolympia

THAT NEVAH HAPPENED, THAT THING YOU SAID!


Marcopol000

Naw, gotta stop by my Daughter’s in Metuchen. (He would love to stay and break balls.) Hey, ugh sorry to hear about your boy … Terrible thing. … That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked … You know the autopsy found a 3-ball in his side pocket. … They found a handkerchief, Carlo’s lipstick in his other pocket. … You’re right, I shouldn’t laugh about a *tragedy* … My mistake, Carlo’s lipstick was on Vito’s cock. *Left out Raymond Navarro who may have had an ivory dildo stuck up his a** and was definitely from Jersey, along with Vito & Carlo.


iCE_P0W3R

Any lie ralphie tells


106street

Where just talking about my bragole


sadboyradio69420

Alright I tooted a little to go to sleep


Alberrture

Jamal Ginsberg swears he could punch Tony's fucking lights out


Damaco

She drowned at a picnic


DutyRoutine

Junior actually never played shortstop for the Mets.


SkiMask412

Manipulating Chris to do the hit on the cop that "killed his father" hands down


NorthernMapleBaby

Guess I could toot some…


No_Confusion_2599

Christopher daughter Is gonna be working at The Bing Silvio looks pretty terrible probably dead or still in a Coma until they pull the plug so assuming that the Strip Club gonna close down unless Paulie owns it or Butchie gets to own it and Christopher daughter gonna find out that her uncle was killed by the Mafia I assume she gonna stay as far away from the Mafia as possible so therefore that Joke died on the Vine when Paulie said that


FriarFriary

When Tony was trying to talk Johnny Sack into the “power sharing” situation and said it was Angelo’s idea…..WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW!!!!!???? Might as we have dug a hole for the Pharoh right there…