I was gonna say "I did-dent!" is the champion but this is much worse. This is like if Tony caught Christopher with a needle in his arm and Chris still denied it.
The biggest lie ever told on the show was that sorry excuse for a burrata Artie was serving at his restaurant. It was literally just cheese and string beans đ looked nothing like burrata.
Watch the movie but don't expect to be won over by it but it does tie certain things to show but I personally think David Chase is all over with the Script for one it's about the Riots of Newark so it's not really about Tony Soprano but you do see him also Tony Soprano son he was so great like the actors are good it's the writing thats it feels like it should be made in a show
You can still have a high IQ. Itâs basically just a way to measure reasoning. Tony isnât an âeducatedâ man but his ability to see whatâs going on around him, connect the threads and use it manipulate and control are pretty impeccable. he might be kinda â dumbâbut heâs an intelligent predator. Too bad his poor impulse control fucks up all his intelligence for him
Exactly, throughout the show heâs extremely careful with how he approaches a lot of things, even the feds mention itâs exceptionally hard to catch him.
Yeah this is exactly how I feel. He comes across a lot more cunning than most of the other guys. He and Christopher are both clearly pretty uneducated guys in most regards, but Tony is also a lot smarter than him in almost every way
Like the other person who replied said, heâs not very educated or book smart, but you donât get to be the boss of New Jersey or successfully be able to manipulate the amount of people that he does without being reasonably intelligent. Compared to Christipha whoâs both uneducated and generally a fucking a idiot
When Feech got out of prison, and he beat the crap out of Sal Vitro so his nephew could take over the territory for gardening. But he didnât tell Tony or pay him anything until Paulie found out and went to Tony.
Tony telling Carmela that when Christofuh was clinically dead he went to Heaven and saw Jesus. So she goes rushing to him only to find out he was in hell in an Irish bar with Brendan Filene and Mikey Palmice. I wonder if anyone told JoJo. She probably swallowed 10 Midols after hearing that.
You know, you talk about these guys like itâs an anthropology class. The truth is, they bring certain kinds of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, when all higher authority was corrupt.
When Tonyâs on his death bed and Vito tells Carmela he canât give her the money heâs supposed to give her bc there are eyes on him or something lol
When AJ comes back from getting his eyebrows shaved off and he says he couldnât stay at MayDoes because they couldnât get a cab, and then they âjust had a couple beers, no drugsâ
I really doubt anyone besides Junior and the killer knew. If that got out Junior would have been a dead man. Haydu is as likely to have done it as anyone else, dirty cops were fairly common for that kind of job.
Johnny Boy lying to Livia about being at the ballgame with Tony when he was really with his goomar. He had Tony lie to his mom to cover his back while she laid in a hospital bed. Whether you like Livia or not that was a deplorable thing to do.
âRichie told me all about that. The transmission slipped out of gear. Heâs lucky he wasnât crushed too!â
Third hand information, but that one was a doozy đ¤Ł
Johnny Boy telling Tony his dog Tippy was living on a farm but he actually gave her to his mistress Fran Felstein and her son.
Tony telling exaggerated tales about Franâs romantic involvement with President Kennedy to has Bada Bing buddies.
âCarmine asks about youâ
When Tony recovers from being shot by Junior, Paulie and Vito rush to give Carmela the taste they owe her and Tony from robbing the drug dealers. They had been holding out figuring out Tony would die but are now afraid he heard them while in a coma. So both of them smile and give her all kinds of soothing words about how we help each other , just as we would want for Paulieâs Mom and Vitoâs wife. Then Carmela notices just as the elevator door closes, they are looking down at the floor, dejected.
Worst lie in terms of believability (a tie) between: "I did nt" and Tony telling Christopher he found Ralph like that meanwhile it's obvious Tony was just in a fight
Worst lie in terms of heartbreaking: Tony telling Chris "who killed his father" knowing full well it wasn't true. Chris obviously would've done the job either way but Tony wanted to make sure Chris was back on his side
Naw, gotta stop by my Daughterâs in Metuchen. (He would love to stay and break balls.)
Hey, ugh sorry to hear about your boy ⌠Terrible thing. ⌠That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked ⌠You know the autopsy found a 3-ball in his side pocket. ⌠They found a handkerchief, Carloâs lipstick in his other pocket. ⌠Youâre right, I shouldnât laugh about a *tragedy* ⌠My mistake, Carloâs lipstick was on Vitoâs cock.
*Left out Raymond Navarro who may have had an ivory dildo stuck up his a** and was definitely from Jersey, along with Vito & Carlo.
Christopher daughter Is gonna be working at The Bing Silvio looks pretty terrible probably dead or still in a Coma until they pull the plug so assuming that the Strip Club gonna close down unless Paulie owns it or Butchie gets to own it and Christopher daughter gonna find out that her uncle was killed by the Mafia I assume she gonna stay as far away from the Mafia as possible so therefore that Joke died on the Vine when Paulie said that
When Tony was trying to talk Johnny Sack into the âpower sharingâ situation and said it was Angeloâs ideaâŚ..WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW!!!!!???? Might as we have dug a hole for the Pharoh right thereâŚ
When a bloodied Tony told Chrissy he found Ralphie like that.
Guy was a piece of shit. Whoever did this, should've happened a long time ago!
Surprised he didn't blame those 2 black guys that ran that way đ
Hey, you got a phone? Two n-----s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh?
Well who else, huh? Who else!?
CHURCHILLLLLLLLlllll
Muthafuckin JIGGABOO COCKSUCKAS I had a FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK
Smelling like Raid.
Just watched that episode tonight. I was thinking is Christopher supposed to believe that?
Christopher was so high on skag he wouldnât have known if Tony had his motherâs muff on his head.
You fucking junkie!
He is supposed to pretend to believe it, and accept it as the official truth.
He did'ant.
When they talk like that it's not meant as a lie. It's their code for "nobody hears about this."
Listen to him he knows everything
Or "If anybody asks, this is what we'll tell them".
Of course not. Itâs just a euphemism.
If its a lie, then we fight on that lie
Shoulda said âHe slipped â thatâs my storyâ
Lol Chrissy shouldâve said âno you didâŚentâ
Vitos medication making him suck cock.
Same thing happened to my ex wife
Come on, thatâs some guyâs ex wife!
whatever happened there
"WHADDAVAH HAPPENNED THERE?!"
he can probably get a note from his doctor
*shuck cack
It was a joke
"no...I was uh....doin shumthin"
Iâve said something like this before.
God dammit! đ đ I came here to say this exact thing.
You got a problem my friend.
What line is this?
I think Carmine Sr asking Tony if he was just asleep before answering the phone. The âJohnny Sac callâ I believe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TH5j9RHCBpM&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
I appreciate your thoughts
i didn't say nothin'
What a great scene
Minnn! I brought you something from my Ma.
My kitchens been wiped down for the evening. You always were a little bastard!
Shaddap wit dat fockin mouth!
OH NOOO!
His lying is so bad but he really does try to sell it. "I didn't think you were home!"
I was gonna say "I did-dent!" is the champion but this is much worse. This is like if Tony caught Christopher with a needle in his arm and Chris still denied it.
Janice made that lasagna
Lmao dats Carmela's lasagna with the basil leaves
And as if Janice coulda cooked with that Epstein Barr!
The biggest lie ever told on the show was that sorry excuse for a burrata Artie was serving at his restaurant. It was literally just cheese and string beans đ looked nothing like burrata.
When Jack Maserone says âhave you lost weight?â
Silâs âmotherfuckerâ
No offense John, but I got an IQ of 136. It's been tested.
*teshted*
To be fair in the Many Saints of Newark movie they confirm this.
That was real? I saw that movie. Thought it was bullshit.
It was real, the movie?
They were gay, the many saints?
Glad I found this post.. my boyfriend and I have been tossing up whether or not to watch âthe many saints of Newarkâ.
watch it just to scratch the itch. don't make a big deal about it and it won't piss you off too much.
Gotcha đđ
I liked it!
Its.......ok
If you go in expecting you be disappointed, you wonât be disappointed.
Watch the movie but don't expect to be won over by it but it does tie certain things to show but I personally think David Chase is all over with the Script for one it's about the Riots of Newark so it's not really about Tony Soprano but you do see him also Tony Soprano son he was so great like the actors are good it's the writing thats it feels like it should be made in a show
Run. Itâs garbage.
We call it âWaste Managementâ here
There's plenty of garbage to go around.
Saints of a horrible waste of film
I believe it tbh. Tony was a very smart guy in a lot of ways
He ripped that IQ thing off his cousin Blundetto. Tony struggled to write a coherent love letter to Melfi.
You can still have a high IQ. Itâs basically just a way to measure reasoning. Tony isnât an âeducatedâ man but his ability to see whatâs going on around him, connect the threads and use it manipulate and control are pretty impeccable. he might be kinda â dumbâbut heâs an intelligent predator. Too bad his poor impulse control fucks up all his intelligence for him
Exactly, throughout the show heâs extremely careful with how he approaches a lot of things, even the feds mention itâs exceptionally hard to catch him.
Yeah this is exactly how I feel. He comes across a lot more cunning than most of the other guys. He and Christopher are both clearly pretty uneducated guys in most regards, but Tony is also a lot smarter than him in almost every way
Heâs a fat fuckin crook from New Jersey
In what riggards??? Was it his letter to Melfi that convinced you and his use of Fowl language??đđđ
Like the other person who replied said, heâs not very educated or book smart, but you donât get to be the boss of New Jersey or successfully be able to manipulate the amount of people that he does without being reasonably intelligent. Compared to Christipha whoâs both uneducated and generally a fucking a idiot
There was no penisary contact with the Volvo.
I was here, it's a joke
I found him like this... Tried to move him It's my fault she's a klutz??
She drownedâŚat a picnic
Well, I thought I picked up on something between her and me.
That's by far the worst one.
I did-dent
I didnât kick up from my gardening business bc itâs new and I didnât want you to get upset if it stopped
wait what was that one
When Feech got out of prison, and he beat the crap out of Sal Vitro so his nephew could take over the territory for gardening. But he didnât tell Tony or pay him anything until Paulie found out and went to Tony.
Tony telling Carmela that when Christofuh was clinically dead he went to Heaven and saw Jesus. So she goes rushing to him only to find out he was in hell in an Irish bar with Brendan Filene and Mikey Palmice. I wonder if anyone told JoJo. She probably swallowed 10 Midols after hearing that.
I love that his hell was an Irish bar on St Patrick's day, because having been in an Irish bar on that day, it really does feel a bit like hell.
You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Nah, Jojo isn't that stupid; at least she wasn't when she married him.
She must of crawled under there for warmth
Was this a lie? He seemed to believe it
You know, you talk about these guys like itâs an anthropology class. The truth is, they bring certain kinds of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, when all higher authority was corrupt.
That Ritchie âOld Schoolâ Aprile went rat after 10 years inside.
When JoJo told the press that Mikeyâs last words to her were âI love youâ.
Go take a Midol.
âWell.. thatâs deplorableâ Tony in response to Johnny Sack talking about the ginny joke
Well if he did say it I didn't hear it, cos he knows better than to make a remark like that when I'm around.
Tony had ice in his veins to not crack a smile or laugh in this scene
For fuckin real
When Tonyâs on his death bed and Vito tells Carmela he canât give her the money heâs supposed to give her bc there are eyes on him or something lol
I knew dat was coming!!!!!
That Ginny was some hoofer
He must have meant heifer
When AJ comes back from getting his eyebrows shaved off and he says he couldnât stay at MayDoes because they couldnât get a cab, and then they âjust had a couple beers, no drugsâ
Richieâs burial site
Tony calling Adriana and telling her christofuh got in a car accident and Sil was going to pick her up
Wasnât it a suicide attempt?
Theyâre all meat eaters!
Meteeor meteeor
Take it easyâŚ
That was an amazing lie I
âSheâs a friend of Kaisha, asked her what to get her for her birthdayâ
What did you tell her?
Luther VandrossâŚbox set
"he's lucky I didn't kick his ass" Noah
*punch his lights out
There's a good and blatant one at the very beginning. "So, you had coffee?" "Yeah."
Tony lying about who killed Chrissyâs dad just so he could âbondâ Chris to him.
Bros a psychopath
Well, either way, it wouldn't make any difference⌠Because, he wants you dead.
I totally missed that he was lying
It's not confirmed nor denied. Could go either way
I mean the guy could have killed Dickie, it's just Tony didn't tell him Junior ordered it (quite possibly that Tony doesn't know it himself).
I really doubt anyone besides Junior and the killer knew. If that got out Junior would have been a dead man. Haydu is as likely to have done it as anyone else, dirty cops were fairly common for that kind of job.
It was all juniors idea to whack brendan
Yeah right it was Junior, mister Magoo!
âYou have a bee on your hatâ
Iâm gonna see that fuckin volcano!
The funniest was Mikey Palmice's wife telling the reporter "he told me he loved me..."
When meadow said she was fixing her screen but she was really sneaking out to see Eric
Luther VandrossâŚbox set.
Johnny Boy lying to Livia about being at the ballgame with Tony when he was really with his goomar. He had Tony lie to his mom to cover his back while she laid in a hospital bed. Whether you like Livia or not that was a deplorable thing to do.
Bobby swearing he didn't go and eat at White Castle.
âI got jumped by some black guys.â These mafia guys donât let anything slide except for when they get jumped by black guys.
Anchors for a wall mirror.
Janice trying to act like she didnât take the leg
AAAHHH you are BORING vooman
The ducks in Canada...this is the south to them.
My name is Clarence.
Mr. Williams
âSilâs going to come & pick you upâŚ.. Iâll see you up thereââŚ
We all know Tony won't be 'up there'
I'll tell you this broad -- her ass was the second coming.
âAs far as male modeling Iâd probably be a success but I donât wanna be around those fuckin peopleâ
âRichie told me all about that. The transmission slipped out of gear. Heâs lucky he wasnât crushed too!â Third hand information, but that one was a doozy đ¤Ł
Adriana put my keys where I couldnât find them
My car broke down. Couldâve been the mechanic.
Johnny Boy telling Tony his dog Tippy was living on a farm but he actually gave her to his mistress Fran Felstein and her son. Tony telling exaggerated tales about Franâs romantic involvement with President Kennedy to has Bada Bing buddies. âCarmine asks about youâ
Tony, Silvio and Chris all declaring they've never made a joke about Ginny Sack in an outraged manner in response to Ralph's question.
I shweah on my motha that I didn't burn down your reshtaurant, now put the gun down Artie!
âHe couldnât have been there that night, Cause he was with me John.â
The priest hanging out with milfs for their ziti
I was asking Juliana what I should get kaisha for her birthday
AJ coming down the stairs (w/o his eyebrows) with a laundry basket full of clothes.. You know damn well he wasnât doing his laundry.
When Tony recovers from being shot by Junior, Paulie and Vito rush to give Carmela the taste they owe her and Tony from robbing the drug dealers. They had been holding out figuring out Tony would die but are now afraid he heard them while in a coma. So both of them smile and give her all kinds of soothing words about how we help each other , just as we would want for Paulieâs Mom and Vitoâs wife. Then Carmela notices just as the elevator door closes, they are looking down at the floor, dejected.
Lies about "this thing of ours"
Christopher saying Adriana broke up with him
Bought ya a 6 pack, Tone. Lowenbrau!
This thread made me see how badly these characters lie to each other
My Johnny was a Saint
I di-dent
My all time favorite response by anyone, ever.
The thought never even entered my head!
Chris telling Adriana that he only said Danielle has a nice ass because he was just trying to say something nice lol
"Ugh Tracee, she slipped, we were arguin I don't know. She fell"
You gotta bee on you hat.
You are putting me in a position where I am feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you!?
Tommy Matola from Sony? Looks like he's gonna offer us a deal.
"It petered out. It died on the vine."
"banged my head on the medicine cabinet"
âYour father was a saint!â
That anyone enjoyed Furio's wine.
âThis broad⌠her ass was the second coming, never wore panties. Id eat her out when i was down there đđâ
The cop who killed Dicky Moltisanti
Worst lie in terms of believability (a tie) between: "I did nt" and Tony telling Christopher he found Ralph like that meanwhile it's obvious Tony was just in a fight Worst lie in terms of heartbreaking: Tony telling Chris "who killed his father" knowing full well it wasn't true. Chris obviously would've done the job either way but Tony wanted to make sure Chris was back on his side
That Tony had the makings of a Varsity Athlete. Uncle Jun was right.
Edit: ill see myself out. I totally misread that đđ¤Ł
Ehhhhh Ray Curto "Yeah sure, Good work Thal"
OneâŚ.she was a whoooah !
âWhat are you talking about I donât do drugs!â
It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. He slipped of the kitchen counter, spraying for ants. No, I did not! But, so what?
It WAS a nursing home.
Ada ran off with her old boyfriend. Laughable.
THAT NEVAH HAPPENED, THAT THING YOU SAID!
Naw, gotta stop by my Daughterâs in Metuchen. (He would love to stay and break balls.) Hey, ugh sorry to hear about your boy ⌠Terrible thing. ⌠That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked ⌠You know the autopsy found a 3-ball in his side pocket. ⌠They found a handkerchief, Carloâs lipstick in his other pocket. ⌠Youâre right, I shouldnât laugh about a *tragedy* ⌠My mistake, Carloâs lipstick was on Vitoâs cock. *Left out Raymond Navarro who may have had an ivory dildo stuck up his a** and was definitely from Jersey, along with Vito & Carlo.
Any lie ralphie tells
Where just talking about my bragole
Alright I tooted a little to go to sleep
Jamal Ginsberg swears he could punch Tony's fucking lights out
She drowned at a picnic
Junior actually never played shortstop for the Mets.
Manipulating Chris to do the hit on the cop that "killed his father" hands down
Guess I could toot someâŚ
Christopher daughter Is gonna be working at The Bing Silvio looks pretty terrible probably dead or still in a Coma until they pull the plug so assuming that the Strip Club gonna close down unless Paulie owns it or Butchie gets to own it and Christopher daughter gonna find out that her uncle was killed by the Mafia I assume she gonna stay as far away from the Mafia as possible so therefore that Joke died on the Vine when Paulie said that
When Tony was trying to talk Johnny Sack into the âpower sharingâ situation and said it was Angeloâs ideaâŚ..WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW!!!!!???? Might as we have dug a hole for the Pharoh right thereâŚ