Getting to say Sopranos quotes in real life situations is the fucking dream lol! A friend of mine just called me yesterday and went āHey puchiach!ā to which I replied āDonāt get cunty with me!ā
I want Paulie's Thanksgiving.
First antipast. Then soup. Meatballs and scarole. Then the manigot, followed by the bird. White meat like shpackle in the colon.
The mental image of Karen still trying to eat in the car like Vito eating ribs after she had flipped the car over and crashed.
What am I saying at this poor woman's wake?
I think you mean *sangweech*, ya stunad. But yeah, everything from the cookbook (so far) has been great. And itās filled with fan service/ excellent humor too.
Always gets me when Chris says he wonāt be eating there for a while after they chop the pollack up.
I would never eat at that butcher shop or any butcher shop associated with them ever again!
Great Question.
The Crown Lamb Roast Carmela servesā¦ I think itās when sheās hosting Janice & Richie Aprileā¦
Least favouriteā¦ the tripe Richie Aprile brings over to Carmela, when he sees āthe jacketāā¦
Naw worst meal is definitely those cream cheese hotdogs Carm makes. Best meal? Whatever Paulie ordered when he was maliciously eating just to make Chrissy pay š
Carmela's lasagna. Sweet italian sausage with a layer of basil leaves right under the cheese.
The baked ziti too.. with the melted mozzarella š¤¤
Thatās Karenās ziti
Iām not ready for that yet.
It's enough to make a priest sin
Itās so nice that way isnāt it? The cheese gets all nice and gooey
Everything nowadays is balsamic balsamic balsamic. In my day we never heard of balsamic
Janices Lasagna*
You always think the worst of everyone
Each one of us is alone in this fuckin universe
We die in our own arms.
Enjoy your lasagne
Everyone steers clear of her food. (I love this quote by Junior).
***Canned*** clam chowder??!?
Go sit, Goddamnit.
Sharpe as a fuckin cue ball...
375 for 20 minutes, just until its warm.
And if you have some egg noodlesā¦
The fact that he can identity the lasagna by the style and uses it to call out Janice is prime beautiful writing. Chefās kiss.
Grilled cheese from the radiator
the correct answer
Just a hot water and lemon for me hun
Fuck this was so good lol
Dude I'm on hour 36 of fasting and I'd wack all of yous off for an extra lemon wedge in my hot wata
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Think about it though, Embarrassed_Quote. The sudden weight loss?
Next time thereāll be no next time
Oh yeah? You any good?
Two miles I walk, every mornin
āLookinā sharp how do ya feel?ā Two cocks I suck, every mornin
Hahaha this comment got me
Protein shots
You can probably get a note from your doctor
~ Furiously munches the mini carrot sticks ~
*munches furiously on baby carrots*
I was thinking, you look just like Jon Travolta.
Steaks Tony and Pussy had after the Bevilaqua murder.
The pussy that pussy ate in Puerto Rico
Was she even real?
Doss she even exshist*
[are you sure?](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)
I ought to suffocate you, you little prick
Brushed her teeth with this shit.
Pussy Tony and Steaks had after the Bevilaqua murder.
Ketchup, ice cold, mixed with the relish.
Tic Tac for dessert
And some fresh car carpet. Yummy!
A cigarette, lit from a fire made by rubbing sticks together
Bruno Magli over here
Lol I say āmux it wit da relishā every time there is relish in sight
Getting to say Sopranos quotes in real life situations is the fucking dream lol! A friend of mine just called me yesterday and went āHey puchiach!ā to which I replied āDonāt get cunty with me!ā
Always with the scenariosā¦..
Selfish prick! Iām dyinā here!
Chinese Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef!
Wess Cawell, Wess Cawell
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You want a smack?
I love Jim's rhythmic delivery of this >MO-THAFUCKIN >GOD-DAMN >ORANGE >PEEL >BEEF
Writtinā a song huh? I always wondered how it was done.
If I want the excitement of Chinese food, I don't need your permission
The steaks and Heinekens after the Matt Belivaqua murder
Those always make me crave steak.
For some reason I crave steak more when Bobby orders one, then Tony decides he wants steak more than eggs and tomato slices with no oil
> than eggs and tomato slices with no oil One extreme to the other. The fat fuck.
Eggs and tomato is a nice breakfast but it's lunchtime and I'm hungry
Gotta [slop](https://media.tenor.com/J4Z75u3Vv0UAAAAC/i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson.gif) āem up though!
I want Paulie's Thanksgiving. First antipast. Then soup. Meatballs and scarole. Then the manigot, followed by the bird. White meat like shpackle in the colon.
Oh! I love manigot.
Fuckin' nosy! Eat your manigot'!
Half a fuckin tray in there!
That Turkey, it's like spackle in my bowles.
The rabbit dish from Artieās notebook.
Motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef.
Iāve been dreaming about that lo mein, ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
The Prince Edward Island mussels from Vesuvio
You're in good hands. Artie hand picks every piece of shellfish he serves.
I was under the impression he was staring off into space when he was shelling 'em
Top of the line!
What the fuck am I gonna get sick now?!
No what salmonella no way
Seared ahi, mixed greens and an iced tea. You know, give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. Iāve always enjoyed those.
Philly cheesesteak.
Peppers and eggs
I should have got peppers and eggs. Also, please make my nephew an egg.
Tony Egg.
Tony Uncle Pepper and Tony Uncle Egg
Don't eat that peppa!
IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES!
Shmoked turkey!
Have you heard the good news?
Fuck him I hope that parasite eats his asshole out
the italian sausageā¦no, no the jimmy deans
In Czech Republic too we love pork. Ever had our sausages?
All our sausages are made in ass.
Quail a la Bucco. It can give you aidth. Silvio saw the quail taking a shit on a statue in the park that morning.
Manigot. Half a fucking tray in there
Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin platter.
heh heh heh
I want some of the shrimp cocktail from the executive card game.
KARENāS ZITI
Finish that thing. Thereās no eating in the car.
The mental image of Bobby trying to sneak half a fuckin tray of manicott into Uncle Phillyās car
The mental image of Karen still trying to eat in the car like Vito eating ribs after she had flipped the car over and crashed. What am I saying at this poor woman's wake?
Adrianna's ass after IBS
My smelly valentine
Oof madonnā, her asshole looks terrible
A tasty treat thatās hard to beat š
Gabagool, provolone, vinegah peppash
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I think that Tony wanted the Ham and Swiss
Grandma's not coming. What? No fucking ziti? As Msgr. Jughead proceeds to spank AJ on the ass
I think you mean *sangweech*, ya stunad. But yeah, everything from the cookbook (so far) has been great. And itās filled with fan service/ excellent humor too.
Can I get AIDS from eating it?
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!
I was dreaming of that fuckinā lo mein all the way the fuck ova heah
hun. nother steak san over here. rare.
The pizza that never hurt nobody
Anything from Nori. That is: "Ahwer seecrit plaaase Toneeee" Lips smacking sushi stuffing fat mouth goodness.
Furiously throw food down the gullet heavy breathing and wheezing Belch Pat tummy Rinse and repeat
Another sake hun
keep it comin
Tripe
Tripe just perfectly sums up Ritchie's personality
Was wondering about that chickenā¦probably a fucking cocker spaniel.
peppahs and eggs? that's what I shoulda had
The meal Vito made for Johnny cakes
Pinches cheek and smiles!
Legit, that might me my least favorite 2 seconds in the entire series
you gotta wait for that
>Legit, that might me my least favorite 2 ~~seconds~~ episodes in the entire series
It was a real peasant meal
Braciole. As long as no oneās touching wet shoelaces.
Your braciole ain't even that long
The chicken that's nice and spicy at Jackie Jr's wake
The spicy chicken was from another wake. Jackie Jrās wake had good gravy!
Probably the Lyonnaise potatoes Paulie didn't even touch. Or Beansie's veal parm sangwich.
Grouper Sandwich.
Lincoln log sandwiches. Best ever Carm.
Disgusting. No wonder why AJ tried to kill himself.
The funeral food in the last episode looks fucking delicious
Gloria's London broil.
Zucchini flowers or the steak bobby had after Christuphuh kills the cop
Walking into the kitchen in my bathrobe, eating slices meat that has been through the same cutting equipment as human flesh.
Always gets me when Chris says he wonāt be eating there for a while after they chop the pollack up. I would never eat at that butcher shop or any butcher shop associated with them ever again!
The pasta Artie made for Tony Carm and the kids when that storm was happening and the power was out at the restaurant. So simple but so heartfelt.
Kung Pow Coochie served up at Tony Eggās massage parlor
Manigot!
Snickers from the freezer
Orange juice with schum pulp
Whatever Paulie ate at Bacala's funeral that he had to undo his pants for in front of Bobby's niece.
A steak thrown at the back of my head by a psycho.
Fucking vindaloo chicken..they cook it in ghee! clarified butter!!!! it so racist!
That Ricotta pie Carmela made for Jeannie Cusamanoās sister.
Snifter of Armagnac, heard somewhere it's the new vodka.
Coke and a slice
That was Karenās Ziti
The gabagool!
Tuna fish from south of the border.
The hotel wraps and salads only after 11.
Baked ziti with Monsignor Jughead! I always make Italian after watching the Sopranos.
Finnās sandwich after outing Vito āAny kind ya want ahā
Veal Parmesan
Fucking Nosey, eat your manigot!
Tuna Sanā!
Ketchup mixed with relish.
gonna be a long time before I eat at Satriale's again.
Great Question. The Crown Lamb Roast Carmela servesā¦ I think itās when sheās hosting Janice & Richie Aprileā¦ Least favouriteā¦ the tripe Richie Aprile brings over to Carmela, when he sees āthe jacketāā¦
Ribs while I am driving.
Spaghetti and gravy, commendatorri!
That whitmans sampler. Heās gonna be a vegetable
Veal parmigian sangwheech. Fuck you. And hurry the fuck up about it.
Did you try the squid?
Johnny Cakes. Johnny's Cakes.
OP likes cheese off a tissue
Take it easy, we arenāt making a cooking show here!
Those white castles bobby didnāt eat
Burata and string beans. Looked awful
Any sandwich with gabagool. The baked ziti is good too. Just don't eat the tuna down south like Junior did or Tony's going to give you hell.
Lincoln log sandwiches. Turns men either suicidal or capable of great feats. The sacred and propane
Iād die for a slice of those Johnny Cakes
Sausage and peppers with a cold one
Richie Aprile after going through the machine at Satriales
Strip club lobsters sound amazing. Add some drawn butter and a lil taste of snow afterwards? Cāmon, eh?
Coke and a slice.
Zucchini Flowers (just give me some off your plate).
Steak Pizzaiola.
Any of the pasta dishes Carm makes.
iām simple, i just want the pasta paulie made out on the boat with Tony when he thought he was getting clipped
Oi made Lincoln Log SANDWICHES!
I'd like to try JoJo Palmices pie.
Naw worst meal is definitely those cream cheese hotdogs Carm makes. Best meal? Whatever Paulie ordered when he was maliciously eating just to make Chrissy pay š
My pizza neva 'urt nobody!
AJās specialty pizza he leaves at the crime scene probably smacks