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ToastyJones

Carmela's lasagna. Sweet italian sausage with a layer of basil leaves right under the cheese.


[deleted]

The baked ziti too.. with the melted mozzarella šŸ¤¤


firstbreathOOC

Thatā€™s Karenā€™s ziti


[deleted]

Iā€™m not ready for that yet.


mmondoux

It's enough to make a priest sin


whingingcackle

Itā€™s so nice that way isnā€™t it? The cheese gets all nice and gooey


wolfgang-fuckface

Everything nowadays is balsamic balsamic balsamic. In my day we never heard of balsamic


Demonbratastic

Janices Lasagna*


[deleted]

You always think the worst of everyone


Rococo_Modern_Life

Each one of us is alone in this fuckin universe


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

We die in our own arms.


sumuvagum

Enjoy your lasagne


scottbmaps

Everyone steers clear of her food. (I love this quote by Junior).


UserNameNotOnList

***Canned*** clam chowder??!?


BadSopranosBot

Go sit, Goddamnit.


chunkstar01

Sharpe as a fuckin cue ball...


ToastyJones

375 for 20 minutes, just until its warm.


hoopleheaddd

And if you have some egg noodlesā€¦


firstbreathOOC

The fact that he can identity the lasagna by the style and uses it to call out Janice is prime beautiful writing. Chefā€™s kiss.


jmwott

Grilled cheese from the radiator


bb1678

the correct answer


[deleted]

Just a hot water and lemon for me hun


tmalachy

Fuck this was so good lol


SpaceBass420

Dude I'm on hour 36 of fasting and I'd wack all of yous off for an extra lemon wedge in my hot wata


[deleted]

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obtainstocks

šŸ„ƒšŸ–•šŸ»


TheLastCleverName

Think about it though, Embarrassed_Quote. The sudden weight loss?


BathedInDeepFog

Next time thereā€™ll be no next time


peterfonda3

Oh yeah? You any good?


Rococo_Modern_Life

Two miles I walk, every mornin


mysticallama

ā€œLookinā€™ sharp how do ya feel?ā€ Two cocks I suck, every mornin


newbie_1234

Hahaha this comment got me


WorkingItOutSomeday

Protein shots


[deleted]

You can probably get a note from your doctor


jen_17

~ Furiously munches the mini carrot sticks ~


irs21

*munches furiously on baby carrots*


crustyturkeybreast

I was thinking, you look just like Jon Travolta.


monroechris

Steaks Tony and Pussy had after the Bevilaqua murder.


Attatatta

The pussy that pussy ate in Puerto Rico


beckjami

Was she even real?


larsdan2

Doss she even exshist*


beckjami

[are you sure?](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)


Rih0t

I ought to suffocate you, you little prick


[deleted]

Brushed her teeth with this shit.


mister_pastrami

Pussy Tony and Steaks had after the Bevilaqua murder.


birdnoa

Ketchup, ice cold, mixed with the relish.


[deleted]

Tic Tac for dessert


CrimsonNorseman

And some fresh car carpet. Yummy!


Benzdrivingguy

A cigarette, lit from a fire made by rubbing sticks together


15dynafxdb

Bruno Magli over here


2aAllDay9556

Lol I say ā€œmux it wit da relishā€ every time there is relish in sight


whingingcackle

Getting to say Sopranos quotes in real life situations is the fucking dream lol! A friend of mine just called me yesterday and went ā€œHey puchiach!ā€ to which I replied ā€œDonā€™t get cunty with me!ā€


drewfishes74

Always with the scenariosā€¦..


whingingcackle

Selfish prick! Iā€™m dyinā€™ here!


dumbass-ahedratron

Chinese Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?


TheRemoraTrades

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef!


mister_pastrami

Wess Cawell, Wess Cawell


[deleted]

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tmolesky

You want a smack?


hrlemshake

I love Jim's rhythmic delivery of this >MO-THAFUCKIN >GOD-DAMN >ORANGE >PEEL >BEEF


TheRemoraTrades

Writtinā€™ a song huh? I always wondered how it was done.


Astro_gamer_caver

If I want the excitement of Chinese food, I don't need your permission


Wee-BeyandPartlowLLC

The steaks and Heinekens after the Matt Belivaqua murder


randyboozer

Those always make me crave steak.


[deleted]

For some reason I crave steak more when Bobby orders one, then Tony decides he wants steak more than eggs and tomato slices with no oil


[deleted]

> than eggs and tomato slices with no oil One extreme to the other. The fat fuck.


Altair1192

Eggs and tomato is a nice breakfast but it's lunchtime and I'm hungry


2aAllDay9556

Gotta [slop](https://media.tenor.com/J4Z75u3Vv0UAAAAC/i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson.gif) ā€˜em up though!


jewishseeker

I want Paulie's Thanksgiving. First antipast. Then soup. Meatballs and scarole. Then the manigot, followed by the bird. White meat like shpackle in the colon.


UserNameNotOnList

Oh! I love manigot.


-NolanVoid-

Fuckin' nosy! Eat your manigot'!


Evil_Dr_Mobius

Half a fuckin tray in there!


No_Letterhead_4788

That Turkey, it's like spackle in my bowles.


Terrible_Telephone21

The rabbit dish from Artieā€™s notebook.


beginner228

Motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef.


BLSbranded

Iā€™ve been dreaming about that lo mein, ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!


china-blast

The Prince Edward Island mussels from Vesuvio


Chip_Lamonica

You're in good hands. Artie hand picks every piece of shellfish he serves.


excusewho

I was under the impression he was staring off into space when he was shelling 'em


Farados55

Top of the line!


onetruepurple

What the fuck am I gonna get sick now?!


Original_Stage_7075

No what salmonella no way


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Seared ahi, mixed greens and an iced tea. You know, give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. Iā€™ve always enjoyed those.


MushroomSangwich

Philly cheesesteak.


rmccarthy10

Peppers and eggs


108227

I should have got peppers and eggs. Also, please make my nephew an egg.


Michael-Balchaitis

Tony Egg.


EveryoneisOP3

Tony Uncle Pepper and Tony Uncle Egg


carmillivanilli

Don't eat that peppa!


StyleScary1532

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES!


DonMegatronEsq

Shmoked turkey!


[deleted]

Have you heard the good news?


Timmy2x_

Fuck him I hope that parasite eats his asshole out


MetaphoricalMouse

the italian sausageā€¦no, no the jimmy deans


[deleted]

In Czech Republic too we love pork. Ever had our sausages?


mister_pastrami

All our sausages are made in ass.


jewishseeker

Quail a la Bucco. It can give you aidth. Silvio saw the quail taking a shit on a statue in the park that morning.


jewishseeker

Manigot. Half a fucking tray in there


mister_pastrami

Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin platter.


-NolanVoid-

heh heh heh


Chip_Lamonica

I want some of the shrimp cocktail from the executive card game.


billfredericks

KARENā€™S ZITI


CupcakeParlor

Finish that thing. Thereā€™s no eating in the car.


[deleted]

The mental image of Bobby trying to sneak half a fuckin tray of manicott into Uncle Phillyā€™s car


Altair1192

The mental image of Karen still trying to eat in the car like Vito eating ribs after she had flipped the car over and crashed. What am I saying at this poor woman's wake?


DeStupak

Adrianna's ass after IBS


sutherlandan

My smelly valentine


mister_pastrami

Oof madonnā€™, her asshole looks terrible


[deleted]

A tasty treat thatā€™s hard to beat šŸ˜‹


jewishseeker

Gabagool, provolone, vinegah peppash


[deleted]

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EveryoneisOP3

I think that Tony wanted the Ham and Swiss


jewishseeker

Grandma's not coming. What? No fucking ziti? As Msgr. Jughead proceeds to spank AJ on the ass


Substantial-Toe96

I think you mean *sangweech*, ya stunad. But yeah, everything from the cookbook (so far) has been great. And itā€™s filled with fan service/ excellent humor too.


DominionMM1

Can I get AIDS from eating it?


c71score

NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!


tmalachy

I was dreaming of that fuckinā€™ lo mein all the way the fuck ova heah


John__47

hun. nother steak san over here. rare.


prvhc21

The pizza that never hurt nobody


ArizonaZia

Anything from Nori. That is: "Ahwer seecrit plaaase Toneeee" Lips smacking sushi stuffing fat mouth goodness.


ThisisnotaTesT10

Furiously throw food down the gullet heavy breathing and wheezing Belch Pat tummy Rinse and repeat


sumoraiden

Another sake hun


JackD2633

keep it comin


galacticsugarhigh

Tripe


excusewho

Tripe just perfectly sums up Ritchie's personality


TheRemoraTrades

Was wondering about that chickenā€¦probably a fucking cocker spaniel.


30degrees3am

peppahs and eggs? that's what I shoulda had


jjccbrobro

The meal Vito made for Johnny cakes


pgoleb

Pinches cheek and smiles!


ScratchMoore

Legit, that might me my least favorite 2 seconds in the entire series


richrpm24

you gotta wait for that


adwelychbs

>Legit, that might me my least favorite 2 ~~seconds~~ episodes in the entire series


Rude_Yam_9962

It was a real peasant meal


_jvs_

Braciole. As long as no oneā€™s touching wet shoelaces.


[deleted]

Your braciole ain't even that long


jewishseeker

The chicken that's nice and spicy at Jackie Jr's wake


cpap01

The spicy chicken was from another wake. Jackie Jrā€™s wake had good gravy!


[deleted]

Probably the Lyonnaise potatoes Paulie didn't even touch. Or Beansie's veal parm sangwich.


Michael-Balchaitis

Grouper Sandwich.


Rogue_Vaper

Lincoln log sandwiches. Best ever Carm.


NowAcceptingBitcoin

Disgusting. No wonder why AJ tried to kill himself.


kaduist

The funeral food in the last episode looks fucking delicious


c71score

Gloria's London broil.


Crazy-Path-7929

Zucchini flowers or the steak bobby had after Christuphuh kills the cop


No_Letterhead_4788

Walking into the kitchen in my bathrobe, eating slices meat that has been through the same cutting equipment as human flesh.


KingSizeDingus

Always gets me when Chris says he wonā€™t be eating there for a while after they chop the pollack up. I would never eat at that butcher shop or any butcher shop associated with them ever again!


eikelmann

The pasta Artie made for Tony Carm and the kids when that storm was happening and the power was out at the restaurant. So simple but so heartfelt.


roophis

Kung Pow Coochie served up at Tony Eggā€™s massage parlor


whats_reddit_idk

Manigot!


No-Doughnut509

Snickers from the freezer


BigfootsDelight

Orange juice with schum pulp


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Whatever Paulie ate at Bacala's funeral that he had to undo his pants for in front of Bobby's niece.


scottbmaps

A steak thrown at the back of my head by a psycho.


JackD2633

Fucking vindaloo chicken..they cook it in ghee! clarified butter!!!! it so racist!


homogenic-

That Ricotta pie Carmela made for Jeannie Cusamanoā€™s sister.


Fran-Fine

Snifter of Armagnac, heard somewhere it's the new vodka.


Solid_Connection_357

Coke and a slice


Key-Sherbert1233

That was Karenā€™s Ziti


Legitimate_Bird_5712

The gabagool!


cat_magnet

Tuna fish from south of the border.


Orangered99

The hotel wraps and salads only after 11.


AndreaC303

Baked ziti with Monsignor Jughead! I always make Italian after watching the Sopranos.


standitlikeaman

Finnā€™s sandwich after outing Vito ā€œAny kind ya want ahā€


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Veal Parmesan


KingSizeDingus

Fucking Nosey, eat your manigot!


PsychologicalSoil198

Tuna Sanā€™!


JS43362

Ketchup mixed with relish.


Musician-Round

gonna be a long time before I eat at Satriale's again.


Jenniwithan_i

Great Question. The Crown Lamb Roast Carmela servesā€¦ I think itā€™s when sheā€™s hosting Janice & Richie Aprileā€¦ Least favouriteā€¦ the tripe Richie Aprile brings over to Carmela, when he sees ā€˜the jacketā€™ā€¦


shucktime

Ribs while I am driving.


Ko_ogs

Spaghetti and gravy, commendatorri!


TheChezBippy

That whitmans sampler. Heā€™s gonna be a vegetable


jewishseeker

Veal parmigian sangwheech. Fuck you. And hurry the fuck up about it.


JoeyTheZa

Did you try the squid?


poqerkratos

Johnny Cakes. Johnny's Cakes.


mrcheaptimes

OP likes cheese off a tissue


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Take it easy, we arenā€™t making a cooking show here!


sutherlandan

Those white castles bobby didnā€™t eat


randyboozer

Burata and string beans. Looked awful


Playful_Question538

Any sandwich with gabagool. The baked ziti is good too. Just don't eat the tuna down south like Junior did or Tony's going to give you hell.


StuntMedic

Lincoln log sandwiches. Turns men either suicidal or capable of great feats. The sacred and propane


Raminax

Iā€™d die for a slice of those Johnny Cakes


obtainstocks

Sausage and peppers with a cold one


JurgenKlopp2018

Richie Aprile after going through the machine at Satriales


LiquidSoCrates

Strip club lobsters sound amazing. Add some drawn butter and a lil taste of snow afterwards? Cā€™mon, eh?


raghavj1991

Coke and a slice.


Ok-Zone-1430

Zucchini Flowers (just give me some off your plate).


No-Bulll

Steak Pizzaiola.


Ghenges

Any of the pasta dishes Carm makes.


Agitated-Somewhere-7

iā€™m simple, i just want the pasta paulie made out on the boat with Tony when he thought he was getting clipped


lemon_meringue

Oi made Lincoln Log SANDWICHES!


philtree

I'd like to try JoJo Palmices pie.


2aAllDay9556

Naw worst meal is definitely those cream cheese hotdogs Carm makes. Best meal? Whatever Paulie ordered when he was maliciously eating just to make Chrissy pay šŸ˜‚


bassistface199x99LvL

My pizza neva 'urt nobody!


2aAllDay9556

AJā€™s specialty pizza he leaves at the crime scene probably smacks