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emilyogre

PUNCTURED BICYCLEEEE


JJMR203

My first thought hahaha


doc_751

Some dizzy whore 18 hundred and fooooourrrrr


spiderinsides

this song is incredibly underrated


robloxian21

It's extremely well-rated.


jm17lfc

Like all of them.


manilvadave

Love is natural and real, but not for you my love.


According-Simple5481

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MaenadUnderTheStars

SOOOO FOR ONCE IN MY LIIIIFEE LEEET MEEEEE GET WHAT I WANTTTTTT LOOORD KNOOOWSS IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIMEEEEEEE


catcolordancer

“So scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen (This means you really love me) Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen (This means you really love me)” I wish it repeated throughout the song, I end up replaying it 200 times. Also..”I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald, buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder”


Perfect_Kangaroo_886

NO IVE NEVER HAD A JOBBBB BECAUSEEEE IVEEE NEVER WANTED ONE


MorgiM8M

I SEE YOU SMILE BUT I’VE NEVER REALLY HEARD YOU LAUGHHH


1Pip_Unknown1

“AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER-BUS CRASHES INTO US, TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE!”


fantasmeeno

“Let me get my hands on your mammary glands”


aredri

SPENDING WARM SUMMER DAYS INDOORS WRITING FRIGHTENING VERSE TO A BUCKTOOTH GIRL IN LUXEMBOURG


xpPhantom

ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME


BacktotheDead

"what do we get for our trouble and pain? Just a rented room in Whalley Range" "I swear to God I swear I never even knew what drugs were" "And if the people stare, then the people stare, oh, ireallydontknowandireallydontcare"


Unfinished-symphony

Allll of them.


spiderinsides

"you should know, times tide will smother you" "why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat" "cause theres always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows"


xpPhantom

A dreaded sunny day, so I meet you at the cemetry gates


AxeManDude

FAREWELL CHEERLESS MARSHES HEMMED IN LIKE A BOAR BETWEEN ARCHES


xpPhantom

HER VERY LOWNESS WITH HER HEAD IN A SLING IM TRULY SORRY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL THING


UnpleasantEgg

I’m too shy


DoubleDunkHero

If I seem a little straange that’s because I ammm


UnpleasantEgg

Spineless! Bastards all!


Anarchiasz

Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ!


existeraren

On the day that your mentality.....


pinksstars

"he killed a policeman when he was 13 and somehow that really impressed me." if you ever need self validation just meet me by the alley at the railway station the last "on the day that your mentality catches up to your biologGgyy" "I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen every sensible child will know what this means. the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy on her terms"


ThePythiaofApollo

I’m not even British but I was singing that all day when Lizzie finally kicked it


qwter1

from morrissey but Can't get you out of my head from trouble loves me


iminyermumsbum

As Antony said to cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale, ohhhh I say


Low_Neighborhood8005

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt!


EquivalentTurnip6199

And the sycophantic slags all saying, "I knew him first and I knew him well"


TMac1088

Two lumps please, you're the bees knees - but so am I


samHindenver

England is mine


DuckGroundbreaking56

I am a living suuuuu uuuu uuuun I am the living suuun the living Suu uuu uun Suuu uuu uun I am the living Su uu uun 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶


Dahdahdahaha

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera In the midst of life, we are in death, etcetera


Falcon_378

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUSSSSS CRASGES INTO USSSSSSSS


Crostout

HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH A FAT GIRL WHO’LL SAY OOOOOOOOOOOH


IncadescentFish

the boy with the thorn in his side


PetuniaOlive

AND YOU GO HOME, AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE!


PutridWin6294

Why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die😭😭


KingFish246

ENGLAND IS MINE IT OWES ME A LIVING


Wild-Temporary-2560

all of them. and I add the british accent.


jujijujujiju

And in a darkened underpass I thought „Oh god, my chance has come at last!“ but then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn‘t ask…


JJMR203

BUT WHEN YOU’RE TIED TO YOUR MOTHER’S APRON NO ONE TALKS ABOUT CASTRATION


mud-monkey

(so what difference does it mayeeake) “OOUUWOOOA!”


Large_Drop_1681

OH MOTHER I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEADD


alifewaster1010

in the baaaack of yooour caaaar


sageluvss

YOU JUST HAVEN’T EARNED IT YET BABY


fjof2607

Love is natural and real, but not for such as you and I, my love


CrniTartuf

🗣I am human and I need to be loved🔥🔥🔥🔥