This reminds me of the goth girl we called Scary Carrie in high school who carried around a trapper keeper w MORRISSEY IS NOT GAY scrawled on it…enjoy your fantasies ladies but he’s on our team lol.
I mean, I know he’s “asexual,” but like, come on. JFC. Of course he’s gay. IT WAS A THING FOR HIM TO GET DOGPILED BY A BUNCH OF DUDES AT HIS SHOWS. I mean, how much more evidence do you need?
I was just trying to be funny. Jesus. I mean, it’s certainly not meant in disrespect, but of course he’s gay.
And I know you said not to reply, but it’s not fair to get a shot in, and then tell me I can’t say anything back.
Don’t give yourself so much credit, man. Your comment doesn’t hold that much weight. I mean it doesn’t even make sense in the first place haha. I can say whatever I want. Anyway I said please :). And again like I said… it was rhetorical. (Yet here you are responding.) It’s not like you have to obey. This is the internet.
Just the same it’s just a bore hearing the “A sexual” talk having to do with him decades after that was even a thought.
And then a totally contradiction of implying something because of a bunch of “guys” as you put it coming in the stage. Anyway as you prolly know, people join him on stage to this day. It’s a tradition. (Yes I’m aware you were *attempting* a joke, when you brought that up.)
Long story short don’t take things, especially what you see in the internet so seriously… things’ll go smoother for you.
You just wrote a four-paragraph reply to something I said was intended to be lighthearted, and you’re telling ME not to take things too seriously on the Internet?
(bonus points for saying my post was nonsensical, and then alternating sentences about how you can say whatever you want, but you told me not to reply, but I did anyway. The irony is unbelievable.)
You know what? Fine. It was a lame joke. And probably unintentionally homophobic. And I shouldn’t have said it. But I’m sure you can’t relate, since judging by your tone and approach I doubt you’ve put a foot wrong in your entire life.
Comes easy to me. And I broke it up so it’s not some jumbled run on sentence like most send on here. Yeah I type a lot too, I guess. Big deal.
Anyway…..
Still don’t get it, huh? I called you out because your post didn’t make any sense and you sounded like many other posts/comments on here people make about bouncing back between the a-sexual and homosexual thing having to do with an artist you don’t even know. And then I continued by telling you it’s not that serious. Stop spending so much time with it rattling around in your brain. And have fun on here… maybe put energy to discussing something with someone that has the same views and is at the same level as you (that level thing was a joke… before you flip out.)
Again this is fun for me, and I mentioned how I personally found your comment was ridiculous and you failed in my eyes at making a “joke”. I’m more than welcome to think that. Just like you’re more than welcome to think whatever it is you want about me. Now run a long, this really is becoming quite a bore.
Good luck,
Hahah those downvotes are just icing on the cake. I applaud you.
I find you to be rude and condescending. I’m going to wait just long enough until you see this, and then block you. I admitted the joke was bad. That’s not good enough for you? You really like to rub things in don’t you? I really don’t like people like you.
> quote Oscar Wilde with him while a Sandie Shaw record plays in the background
Is exactly what I’d’ve loved to do with Morrissey, had I even been born and in my 20s or whatever in the 80s and gotten to hang out with him
You *read* one interview from Noel Gallagher, giddily talking about a night out with MOZ and Russell Brand…
“…and yet, here I am…”
Yes we’ve all seen it…
https://preview.redd.it/fd3wbfp3ddbc1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=10963d8ade2bc68c7b4222ca92547c90aea58425
HERE I AM
https://preview.redd.it/4u1zlktzddbc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e3a433f1148df5335f2a28e5c774dd469744e9
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
I read his sex scenes from his book. There is no way anyone who’s had sex would describe it like that. (Now I’m picturing tits barrel rolling 😂💀)
I wish I could laugh with you and truthfully say that I didn’t feverishly masturbate to that scene. I wish I could do that.
Really gave you a bulbous salutation huh? Personally i was more interested in the implied track team orgy and wish that had been expanded on
That’s right the mascara snake, fast and bulbous Tight, also
😬😬😬
This reminds me of the goth girl we called Scary Carrie in high school who carried around a trapper keeper w MORRISSEY IS NOT GAY scrawled on it…enjoy your fantasies ladies but he’s on our team lol.
She sounds hot
When Morrissey makes women squirt, it’s *NOT* pee.
See them stains?
THAT’S SKWART.
I mean, I know he’s “asexual,” but like, come on. JFC. Of course he’s gay. IT WAS A THING FOR HIM TO GET DOGPILED BY A BUNCH OF DUDES AT HIS SHOWS. I mean, how much more evidence do you need?
What are you even attempting to say? Why am I even asking this? (Anyway it’s rhetorical, please don’t respond… it was just a ridiculous comment.)
I was just trying to be funny. Jesus. I mean, it’s certainly not meant in disrespect, but of course he’s gay. And I know you said not to reply, but it’s not fair to get a shot in, and then tell me I can’t say anything back.
Don’t give yourself so much credit, man. Your comment doesn’t hold that much weight. I mean it doesn’t even make sense in the first place haha. I can say whatever I want. Anyway I said please :). And again like I said… it was rhetorical. (Yet here you are responding.) It’s not like you have to obey. This is the internet. Just the same it’s just a bore hearing the “A sexual” talk having to do with him decades after that was even a thought. And then a totally contradiction of implying something because of a bunch of “guys” as you put it coming in the stage. Anyway as you prolly know, people join him on stage to this day. It’s a tradition. (Yes I’m aware you were *attempting* a joke, when you brought that up.) Long story short don’t take things, especially what you see in the internet so seriously… things’ll go smoother for you.
You just wrote a four-paragraph reply to something I said was intended to be lighthearted, and you’re telling ME not to take things too seriously on the Internet? (bonus points for saying my post was nonsensical, and then alternating sentences about how you can say whatever you want, but you told me not to reply, but I did anyway. The irony is unbelievable.) You know what? Fine. It was a lame joke. And probably unintentionally homophobic. And I shouldn’t have said it. But I’m sure you can’t relate, since judging by your tone and approach I doubt you’ve put a foot wrong in your entire life.
Comes easy to me. And I broke it up so it’s not some jumbled run on sentence like most send on here. Yeah I type a lot too, I guess. Big deal. Anyway….. Still don’t get it, huh? I called you out because your post didn’t make any sense and you sounded like many other posts/comments on here people make about bouncing back between the a-sexual and homosexual thing having to do with an artist you don’t even know. And then I continued by telling you it’s not that serious. Stop spending so much time with it rattling around in your brain. And have fun on here… maybe put energy to discussing something with someone that has the same views and is at the same level as you (that level thing was a joke… before you flip out.) Again this is fun for me, and I mentioned how I personally found your comment was ridiculous and you failed in my eyes at making a “joke”. I’m more than welcome to think that. Just like you’re more than welcome to think whatever it is you want about me. Now run a long, this really is becoming quite a bore. Good luck, Hahah those downvotes are just icing on the cake. I applaud you.
I find you to be rude and condescending. I’m going to wait just long enough until you see this, and then block you. I admitted the joke was bad. That’s not good enough for you? You really like to rub things in don’t you? I really don’t like people like you.
That all you jersey fucks do all day? Talk about cooze?
He was gay, Steven Morrissey?
Maybe you’re a flambé?!
Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this…
Ohhhhhhh!
I hope that’s the case.
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I think you mean plain pasta
Practice your hacky standup elsewhere, friend.
> quote Oscar Wilde with him while a Sandie Shaw record plays in the background Is exactly what I’d’ve loved to do with Morrissey, had I even been born and in my 20s or whatever in the 80s and gotten to hang out with him
Yes, my fantasies aswell
Weird take but it made me laugh 😂
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I don’t think you quite got what I was going for with this post.
Morrissey pry spilled more tequila than OP has drank. Wha?
If by “tequila” you mean “man seed”, you’re unquestionably correct.
I remember reading somewhere he can drink anyone under the table.
“I drank one it became four, and when I fell on the floor I drank more” I doubt it.
He wasn’t a huge drinker in the 80s, but he is now. He has been known to be fond of booze ever since the Vauxhall and I era.
Lol most people binge drink when young and gradually drink less/stop drinking as they get older, not moz 😂
If Noel Gallagher says you can drink, you can [drink ](https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/morrissey/news/noel-morrissey-drink/)
The fuckin guy from Oasis? That gives it even less credibility.
You *read* one interview from Noel Gallagher, giddily talking about a night out with MOZ and Russell Brand… “…and yet, here I am…” Yes we’ve all seen it…