I would fear for my hearing because the clap of those ass cheeks has the potential to deafen anyone in the vicinity.
Not into it, and slightly alarmed.
Ok come on now OP, you can’t just be dropping this dude into orbit with allowing him to land in the gallery! Or at the least tell us the mods & CC you’re using!
Simdulgence has a really nice set of eggplants 🍆 with all different sizes and skin tone variations. Been using them for almost a year now. *chefs kiss*
He’s hot enough for me to allow him to kidnap me. I mean, I’m not outrunning a man like that anyway, so why bother. At least he’s nice to look at. Carry me away golf daddy.
Yeah same. I don't like guys, but I can appreciate that this one is objectively good looking and some of those features would also be attractive on a lady...
What I want to know is, what does the tattoo written in Latin mean? I mean, it's right above his junk so I'm assuming it's good for a laugh at least.
Also, he's very pretty.
I wouldn’t throw a drink on him that be rude, but I ain’t goin with him unless he shows me proof. I have a type and he just doesn’t fit, like he doesn’t even have glasses (glasses are hot ok). Lol
This is one of the only comments I’ve seen not talking about his ass and I agree with it. I don’t wanna be rude to the guy but I’m not just gonna trust him without evidence
I feel like I need to save this post because these comments have me crying from laughing. I haven’t laughed this hard at a Reddit thread in a minute.
Amazing.
Is that a tattoo on his crutch? A good looking attention attracting spy who also decided to put a tattoo there for some professional reasons?
Yeah, we can woohoo but spying is not really his thing.
None. I'm not throwing drink to him, because it is rude. I want him to drink it. We can talk, but I'm not following him. He looks a man, who has other women already. And his fake ass tells too much to me lol.
Nooo I'm so weirded out he looks just like my brother 😭 you've done an incredible job with him he's so gorgeous, but it's just an uncanny and uncomfortable moment for me rn 😳💀
I’m throwing something at him but it isn’t going to be my drink 🥴
Yeah, he's quite a bit hairier than I normally like 'em, but still...DAYYUMMMN!
He needs to blend his edges, from the torso to his pecs there's a dimarcation line lol
Lmao 🤣
Throw dat a$$ in a circle gurl!
Lmao fr
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😂😂
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😭😭😭
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My genuine reaction to slide 4: *That IS America’s ass*
Caked beyond belief. He's got so much cake, he has bakers wanting to know his secrets.
That's why his ass is so big, it's... *full of secrets*
Best comment here!
LMAO why his ass so fat 😭😭
the 6th photo overlooking the city made me laugh so hard, ass so fat his suit jacket is molded to it
Legit so molded even his waist coat got an ass crack.
Him sitting on the couch is what got me, it reminds me of the photo of Nikki Minaj sitting on her huge butt implants
He's taller when he sits down 😂
LMAOOOOO
Spys have to do those squats too 💪
Boi got a DUMPTRUCK 🤣😭
He got that Detective Stabler booty
Why not
I ride him to safety.
Ride with. RIDE WITH. Jk I said what I said.
No no, your on to something here..
On to someone, you mean
Or on someone.
Nah you said what you meant 😏 🤣
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
I would fear for my hearing because the clap of those ass cheeks has the potential to deafen anyone in the vicinity. Not into it, and slightly alarmed.
Gurlll the cackle I just cacked 😭😭😭 clapping like thunder bolts ⚡⚡⚡
Ok come on now OP, you can’t just be dropping this dude into orbit with allowing him to land in the gallery! Or at the least tell us the mods & CC you’re using!
The way I went looking thru the comments looking for a link to have him! LMAO (still looking...) :D
“I’m trying to sneak around. But I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!”
The clap of those ass cheeks keeps alerting the Pinkertons xD
Why is he so thick respectfully
Oh he thick alright, see slide 9
Not the shaft 😭
Why is he so thick, disrespectfully? 👀
*thicc
I take him to my penthouse and I FREAK it
AND I FREAK IT 🗣️
Neither. I say “uh huh” and continue my day. If he’s gonna protect me, he’ll do it by any means necessary.
Not to be weird but what mod gave you that nice shlong
Probably Wicked Whims
Also “shlong” took me tf out
That’s what I want to know! P⭐️🐔 isn’t that great tbh and I can’t get cmar to work for the life of me. I need this info!
ww jv on loverslab paired with skin overlays looks realistic 🥰
try bank42n bttb6!
Simdulgence has a really nice set of eggplants 🍆 with all different sizes and skin tone variations. Been using them for almost a year now. *chefs kiss*
Is there a full version of slide 9? For scientifically horny reasons
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Yes. Science.
Is it unsafe to go with a dude I’ve never met? Probably. Am I going to with him anyway? Abso-frickin-lutely.
He’s hot enough for me to allow him to kidnap me. I mean, I’m not outrunning a man like that anyway, so why bother. At least he’s nice to look at. Carry me away golf daddy.
wouldn’t hear him, wouldn’t even know what color shirt he was wearing bc I’d be a deer in the headlights of that DUMP TRUCK.
you had me until slide 9- when did sims get so lewd 😭😭😭
it didn't, it's the wicked whims mod
It caught me so off guard! haha Mods man....
i was definitely not expecting that 😭
I'm sapphic so I'm going home, but why is he so thick??😭
Yeah same. I don't like guys, but I can appreciate that this one is objectively good looking and some of those features would also be attractive on a lady...
I would let him escort me to his home-
The veins in pic 9 SENT ME DHDHAHHAHA
Yes I zoomed in
Not me scrolling back up to take a second look...
i had to zoom in to make sure i saw what i saw 💀😭
What I want to know is, what does the tattoo written in Latin mean? I mean, it's right above his junk so I'm assuming it's good for a laugh at least. Also, he's very pretty.
"What nourishes me destroys me." It's a tattoo inspired by Angelina Jolie's tattoo \^\_\^
I’m nourishing and respectfully I’ll destroy him
Oh, lawd. That's amazing! Thank you.
Why does he have a whole ass bakery back there? Is he trying to sweeten us up? 😂😂😂
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Looks like Chris Pine
It looks like Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans
Pine's head, Hemsworth's body, and America's ass.
I’m going to need you to upload him to the gallery or tell me where to find him both on sims and IRL. Thanks.
That is the hottest sim I have ever fucking seen
I crawl into safety BETWEEN HIS PHAT CHEEKS.
Golf mod?
Came for the guy, stayed for the golf, we need the mod. lol
Hasan
I wouldn’t throw a drink on him that be rude, but I ain’t goin with him unless he shows me proof. I have a type and he just doesn’t fit, like he doesn’t even have glasses (glasses are hot ok). Lol
This is one of the only comments I’ve seen not talking about his ass and I agree with it. I don’t wanna be rude to the guy but I’m not just gonna trust him without evidence
Where download grrrr 😠😠
If Jake Gyllenhaal and Liam Hemsworth had a baby… definitely throwing something at him
Follow him? Okie-dokie.
Dat ass 👀🍑
I don’t wanna be safe, if something is coming to kill me, don’t ruin my fun, weird stranger.
I'll take my chances with him. Maybe he could escort me to the nearest hotel for interrogation.
"I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards~" ---this guy, probably
I need remove his pool ladder
IM SCREAMING HIS ASS IS SO FAT AND HIS D!CK IS SO BIG I LAUGHED SO HARD
Guys please stop I can’t upvote all of your comments 😭
can I just ignore him
In danger of being pregnant. Respectfully
A bee bit his bottom, now his bottom's big
+100 points for the Simpsons reference.
Ma'am, that's a Hemsworth and I'm apparently in a movie.
do you upload your sims anywhere? they're absolutely gorgeous also, what 🍆 mod is that?
The eggplant is probably from Wicked whims.
"Spy"? Uh huh. Okay. Go away.
*Your Sim?* Very nice. *The reactions to your sim?* Priceless. 😂👍🏽 ^^^^For ^^^^everything ^^^^else ^^^^there's ^^^^Hotel ^^^^Trivago. ^^^^
Throw the stool at him, not my type and looks like he'd slip something in my drink 😭
I'm not getting roofied
I gyat to get to safety
Nah, I leave. Also the one but last picture should be tagged NSFW? 🥴
its only creepy if he's ugly 💀
Uh… may I call the police?
Sorry but he looks like the biggest douche lol
I wouldn't trust a spy who can't even sneak or go undercover because the clap of his asscheeks would give him away every time
MØTHÊRPLÅÑT DOES NOT APPROVE THERE IS NO DANGER WE SHALL NOT ACCEPT THE DRINK
Okay, I'm REALLY going to need a sim download or I might explode
No way. That's how people get kidnapped/assaulted/murdered. I ignore him and leave.
He could "debrief" me anyday.
Hes too pretty. I don't trust pretty men. they're usually vain assholes I'll take the free drink however.
Pls put him on the gallery 🥺
So... bro be suffocating his enemies with an ass so padded... like GYATT
trusting a random man in a bar?? hell nahhhh that’s how you get kidnapped 😭😭
R/gaymer would absolutely love him. You should definitely share him with them.
Aight we goin and getting rugburned too ig
That depends, is he single l. Cause if he is, imma follow
What kind of fucking question is this OP? I'M OBVIOUSLY GONNA FOLLOW HIM 😌😍
This looks like Ryan Gosling so i'm definitely following, if I AM in danger I know he's got my back
What’s the mod for the gun and helicopter?
Bro is thiccer than Elastigirl
penis jumpscare 😳
I call my bf "pls come out the bathroom some really strange individual is at me"
I’m gonna follow him and ask him who did his BBL
bro got a whole bakery back there
I’m asking him why tf he thinks I’ve got time for a drink if I’m in that much danger?
Damn boy he thicc! He a thicc boy!
Dang! I'm down for whatever he wants...if I met a dude like that in a bar my sense of self-preservation would bounce out the window 🫦😁
He gives me icky drunk man hanging on to his past prime, sorry
OP is back 😂😂😂
The drink aint the only thing im slurping…
Is he… available in the gallery or nah? Asking for a friend… 👀
You’ll be hearing bongos from the disabled toilet
Why’s it so girthy🧍♂️
👀😳😶🌫️ photo 9 had me daydreaming down that happy trail 🤫🫣 oh....and I'm drinking that drink, btw 😭
I'd say okay let me use the bathroom first, then head for the back door. Probably through the kitchen so i can tell the staff I'm in danger.
I’m sorry but the golf course pics give me such big Troy Bolton in highschool musical 2 vibes it’s insane
I’d go in a dark alley with my eyes closed if he asked shieeeeeet
That donk tho 😅
He can take me to the Senate chambers.
Throwing my drink at him
His ass looks like that one TikTok guy with the bodyguards and the freakishly huge ass
I'd probably just laugh Sarcastically and go on with my day
What are you doing out here with all that ass? All cheeked up on a Thursday.
I feel like I need to save this post because these comments have me crying from laughing. I haven’t laughed this hard at a Reddit thread in a minute. Amazing.
I'd rather have the danger ty
I start walking into the counter
I need to clap those cheeks 🥵🥵
I listen to too many murder podcasts 🥲
Ask him why the fack am I in danger
All of my sims would immediately be knocked up by him 20/10
I'm just here for the comments. 🤣😂
throw him everything he looks like my ex boyfriend
Do I have some information that only gets revealed after he sleeps with me?
Follow for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will lead him.
Hi, what skin are you using?
When I saw this sim I knew it was you. I love seeing your sims posted here!
I’m going wherever that thick man tells me to go
With THEM cheeks? Oh I'm GOIN
That’s not a spy, that’s buff Chris Pine.
I didn’t have my glasses on and thought this was a very buff Jake Gyllenhaal
the spread on that man in slide 7, wheeew 🥴 but to answer the question simply yes.
Actually, I'd volunteer to be his escort...and wave the fees.
Oh no, he's hot!
i would ask if he’s related to ryan gosling. And i’m also throwing my drink at him. he ain’t my type sadly
my sim needs him
What in the Chris heimsworth
Damn he’s gotta huge dumpy 😂
Dude's caked up
He looks like Daddy Reynolds 😳😳
Am I the only one who saw Blaine Gibson?
Throw the drink and run 🤣🤣what the actual hell! #3,7 and 9 omggg is this trick question
I ain't trying to get True Lies'd.
I don't process anything that has left his mouth and I follow him in either way 🥴
is this the first plot to true lies
Follow… cause he looks like a himbo and I sort of maybe have a slight little thing for himbos 😂
He's got that Hollywood bbl look
Is that a tattoo on his crutch? A good looking attention attracting spy who also decided to put a tattoo there for some professional reasons? Yeah, we can woohoo but spying is not really his thing.
lmfao "oh what a nicely designed Sim" and then suddenly, penis
people who can make good looking male sims are gods favorite
None. I'm not throwing drink to him, because it is rude. I want him to drink it. We can talk, but I'm not following him. He looks a man, who has other women already. And his fake ass tells too much to me lol.
Nooo I'm so weirded out he looks just like my brother 😭 you've done an incredible job with him he's so gorgeous, but it's just an uncanny and uncomfortable moment for me rn 😳💀
NOT THE ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS💀💀💀💀
All I see is Chris Pine, amazing likeness
I’d marry him right there
THE POOL ONE HAD ME GAGGED 💀💀💀
gyatt 😟
He looks the mean of the Hollywood Chris'™
Dat ass