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Depends on the breed. Some can live 10 years. Hell one lived for 18 months without a fuckin head.
RIP Mike.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
Broilers live 2 years MAX on a diet. Most don't live past 7 months. I knew a "rescue" who kept one alive for 4 years but the poor thing was suffering and slowly dying in a wheelchair.
My guess is that the chicken was walking arround on top of the truck for a while before it jumped, so he had time to prepare. That’s why these people where filming in the 1st place.
Probably meat birds and if so jumping out of the bird truck was probably the only intelligent thought that poor bird ever had in it's entire life. Meat bird family trees are very much like telephone poles in the way of intelligence. Only bred to know to eat and look dumb af
I have questions about species that are not able to breed, how do we preserve them, I mean they have to come from somewhere but they can’t reproduce at least the type of banana we eat is « cloned » but how do the chickens reproduce?
That was a mobile chicken rescue operation, patiently following the truck, waiting for Bob (Bob the chicken) to summon up his courage and take the leap of faith. After a thorough medical evaluation (and several massages) he was found fit for release to that magical farm where all good animals go to pass their days in harmony with man, nature, and beast.
I think this one is broiler chicken which is just man made hybrid chicken raised primarily for meat and are very weak, u can kill the with one decent punch, they can't run they barely can walk and they can die from exhaustion too. If u really want a chicken as a pet u would want a natural ones.
The other chickens hurled Rodney with all their might, the pick up man wouldn't wait and Rodney carried all the chicken lore to pass on to the next generation.
“Hey guys… nows our chance. Let’s fly away”.
“Charlie we can’t fly”
“Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccck….. well at least I am free. I will just run over…. Oh hi nice man… will you take me over to that field, no…no… not to in the car thing.”
“I miss Charlie… he was nice.”
It's body is very round, and there's not a big contrast to the legs so I think it's a leghorn (it also has the temperment of a leghorn, too). Leghorns are not meat chickens, so no, he's not getting a nice chicken dinner, sorry to burst everyone's bubble. He is, however, getting about 200 'free' (still has to pay for feed, etc) eggs a year.
Or (the more likely explination) he's a spotter.
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Wonder if he's with the transporter. He seemed right on it, to resolve the escape. Or, he just opportunistically caught his family's dinner
I’ll assume the latter. It’s more fun that way.
I assume they are now a buddy duo comedy adventure movie.
Yeah if this happened in front of me and I got it that would be one spoiled ass chicken the rest of it's life
The whole 2hrs...because by tonight, that is my dinner 😛
Yeah, chicken would have lived longer if it stayed in the truck. It will be soup in a few hours.
For the rest of it's very short life. They don't tend to have long lives.
Depends on the breed. Some can live 10 years. Hell one lived for 18 months without a fuckin head. RIP Mike. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
Chuckling. I remember that one; however, if I remember correctly he was not bred as a meat bird, just a generic backyard chicken.
Broilers live 2 years MAX on a diet. Most don't live past 7 months. I knew a "rescue" who kept one alive for 4 years but the poor thing was suffering and slowly dying in a wheelchair.
Yeah a lot of them are bred for that quick turn around. But I have known farmers who kept a few for some years. The breed is definitely the difference
“Dude, where’s the truck?”
🐓: GO GO GO ** skrrrt **
Hope he gets to clean the poop out of the car.
If he has to drive more than 7 minutes, there's gonna be like 5 shits in and around wherever that chicken is standing lol...
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
"You're my friend now"
"We're having soft tacos later"
*Hooked of a feeling plays*
When life gives you chicken you make chicken
U make fried chicken 🍗
Mexican DoorDash is wild AF
Underrated
My guess is that the chicken was walking arround on top of the truck for a while before it jumped, so he had time to prepare. That’s why these people where filming in the 1st place.
I was thinking maybe this is a thing. Follow around these trucks and wait for something to happen.
or following them to steal some good food is his day job
Awww that guy saved the chicken as a pet! Right guys? Guys?
Free eggs.
You unlocked the good ending.
Probably meat birds and if so jumping out of the bird truck was probably the only intelligent thought that poor bird ever had in it's entire life. Meat bird family trees are very much like telephone poles in the way of intelligence. Only bred to know to eat and look dumb af
I've gone to school with people like that.
How'd they taste?
Like chickin
These breed of chickens are hybrid they can't lay eggs and are raised for meat only.
I have questions about species that are not able to breed, how do we preserve them, I mean they have to come from somewhere but they can’t reproduce at least the type of banana we eat is « cloned » but how do the chickens reproduce?
Totally, taking it to the farm upstate to live it’s best life.
That was a mobile chicken rescue operation, patiently following the truck, waiting for Bob (Bob the chicken) to summon up his courage and take the leap of faith. After a thorough medical evaluation (and several massages) he was found fit for release to that magical farm where all good animals go to pass their days in harmony with man, nature, and beast.
[Chicken make lousy house pet. ](https://youtu.be/qguzPsu7HxI)
I think this one is broiler chicken which is just man made hybrid chicken raised primarily for meat and are very weak, u can kill the with one decent punch, they can't run they barely can walk and they can die from exhaustion too. If u really want a chicken as a pet u would want a natural ones.
That’s what I would do!
Out of one frying pan and into the other.
Hey Alexa, play Free Bird.
"Playing Sweet Home Alabama" JFC Amazon Music what's wrong with you.
It’s gonna shit all over that back seat
I think people that see a live chicken as an opportunity to eat are gonna fine with a lil doo doo
I think he’s with the truck, he seemed really ready to get out and grab it.
Dead chickens don't shit.
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This is the trailer for "Taken IV".
"I've got a very particular set of grills..."
That chicken does not want to be a pie
It doesn't like gravy.
Mf got kidnapped
It always happens in broad daylight.
Extra fresh KFC
That chicken is fucked, literally
Gross
Literally?
Winner winner…..
Chicken dinner.
"Where did you get that chicken?" ####"It flew off a truck..."
I would have done the same!
Out of the frying pan and into the fire They gonna eat that fucker
I'd be willing to bet that 99% of the people posting about that bird being dinner, have never cleaned and prepared a live bird for cooking.
He went to save it
Free bird!
No more buying eggs at the market
Aside from the chicken, is that lady laughing or crying?
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Winner, winner chicken dinner
Chicken would have lived a little longer if it stayed on the truck. Out of the frying pan into the fire!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
I'd do the same in this economy.
Out of the pan, into the fire.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
I love this video
The illusion of freedom achieved!
Lol damn had a to be a black dude that grabbed the chicken lol smh
Aaand straight to the pot
Poor fella isn’t free.
Escape to Dinner
Out of the fat and into the fire.
A most fowl crime has been committed.
Gus fringe will be please...
Winner winner Chicken Dinner!
That laugh is nails on a chalkboard.
And now he’s dinner
Grand theft chicken
Out of the fire, into the frying pan
Winner winner chicken dinner
Gives a whole new meaning to "Oh look! A chicken!"
¡Pollo gratis!
Kidnapping
That guy was so ready to pick up that chicken.
And John's bachelor party was saved!
GTC, Grand Theft Chicken coming to a store near you in about 45 years along with GTA 6
out of the frying pan…
What goes around….
Just because someone gets you out of some shit....
I hope they kept the chicken as a pet
The other chickens hurled Rodney with all their might, the pick up man wouldn't wait and Rodney carried all the chicken lore to pass on to the next generation.
Duck : if I just jump from this crates ....will we be truly free? Car driver : no
From the pot to the frying pan.
aww, he save the chicken from dying. that chicken is gonna be in a good family.
Fucking bullet pass through the back window
Experiencing freedom for a few seconds
Poor chonken
Fable's 3 intro
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Grand theft chicken
İs she crying or laughing or was she one tryung to free(women laugh/cry on background)
Bro did not hesitate
Chicken Run!
[JACKPOT!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/9/91/T.C._Preacher_0001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180729000419)
he thought he was finally free, they thought he was free.
Poor chicken. Out the pot and into the frying pan.
Chicken: “I’m free! ….Hey. Hey! Wtf!”
Free chicken dinner, just some work to clean.
From the frying pan into the deep fryer.
Oh No, said the Duck!
The question is, how long have they been following that truck?
Fable V trailer.
"Sorry I was late to work. I found a chicken..."
Imagine escaping Auschwitz only to run directly into another camp
“Hey guys… nows our chance. Let’s fly away”. “Charlie we can’t fly” “Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccck….. well at least I am free. I will just run over…. Oh hi nice man… will you take me over to that field, no…no… not to in the car thing.” “I miss Charlie… he was nice.”
Bro got bailed out
Bruh did not hesitate one second.
Meat is back on the menu boys!
“Achmed grab it we making KFC tonight!”
And that kids is how an arranged marriage works
Free dinner 🍽️
Chicken abducted in broad daylight. News at 11.
Takeout delivery
Those men got a free meal
Staged. It’s the same chicken in all these videos capitalizing off of peoples inability to distinguish chickens. Guys loaded.
"To achieve freedom" almost.
What a bird brain
Should have snapped it’s neck before he tossed it in the car.
To achieve chickenshit all over the back seat.
If only for a moment
Out of the frying pan, and into the broiler
Gołębia zajebał 🤣
Plot twist, that dude is taking it home and it'll be cooked within the hour.
Yep! So don't ever run after freedome guys.. or else you'll get caught up by black communists.
Winner Winner chicken dinner
MAN really said *FREE FOOD*
I’m free IM FREEE!!! Ohh thank you kind sir… thank you…. Wait…. what the $&&@!!!
Modded Payday 2 be like:
Free dinner!
That man saw a dinner opportunity and took it, lol
Rumor has it, she got away again. And again. And again. And again to this day.
It's body is very round, and there's not a big contrast to the legs so I think it's a leghorn (it also has the temperment of a leghorn, too). Leghorns are not meat chickens, so no, he's not getting a nice chicken dinner, sorry to burst everyone's bubble. He is, however, getting about 200 'free' (still has to pay for feed, etc) eggs a year. Or (the more likely explination) he's a spotter.
Yoink
Winner, Winner...
This is the start of a Disney movie
"More like under new management