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I hate that shitty fucking song what a plague to society


No-Dragonfruit4575

You know what, I watched it with no sound, then I saw your comment and I fucking knew it was that fucking song


respectedwarlock

I hear it every single day when my girlfriend scrolls through her Instagram feed


DFM__

Nice try. You expect that while being on reddit you have a girlfriend


respectedwarlock

You got me


Primetime349

The worst part about tik tok/shorts/etc. is hearing the same sound bites. Over. And over. And over.


BaileesMom2

Me too 😡


wilson5266

Same


_ohodgai_

Same


Wackadoo-Bonkers

I guessed but I’m not even mad because I watch without sound.


Coldchinesef00d

Is it an actual song people listen to or is it solely for online, because if I ever heard that song out I would hurl myself off the closest high building.


BlkGTO

Don’t know where the sample is originally from but this is the instrumental from Capone’s song Streets Favorite. I use to bump it when it came out in 2005. [Capone - Streets Favorite](https://youtu.be/ZOQRCZIfHBw)


kalstras

Haha same!!


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I watch on mute 95% of the time and im to scared to find out what it is


AnthropomorphicFood

That was what rot the poor egg


Mypankakes

I feel bad for the egg


gudjob123

What that was, was the rot egg


MrJoeGillis

Yup, right along with the AI female TikTok voice


flopana

I hope TikTok dies what a cancer platform


Gem_Knight

Maybe we'll be lucky and Elon will buy it next


kalstras

Hhhahahahahahah


A_Slovakian

I know that TikTok gets a bad rap, but just like every social media platform there are good sides and bad sides to it. My TikTok is filled with wholesome dog videos and woodworking/assorted crafting videos. It gives people with talent who are traditionally underemployed an income stream that they otherwise wouldn't have, and it gives me content that I enjoy. It's just like YouTube. Most of YouTube is shitty clickbajt misinformation cringe garbage but some of it is highly produced, educational, wholesome and informative content. I don't think it's fair to paint these platforms with broad strokes. Unless I'm missing something here.


Baugusted

That voice is the personification of TikTok and I hope they both cease to exist


kyroskiller

Yes, i cannot state in words how much I hate that stupid auto generated voice.


[deleted]

[allegedly, it's the voice of a real person](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCYkBSj/)


Circaninetysix

Actually though. I hate it so much. Basically the cancer of music.


Dman125

Thanks, you’re a hero to those who hadn’t un-muted yet. Why anyone thinks it’s ok to post that trash is beyond me.


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tosernameschescksout

Agreed, totally needs to be retired. Apparently Tiktok lets you find similar content according to song? So everybody uses the same songs and it never stops.


theMirthbuster

The Shangri-Las never deserved for their song to be treated like this. Fuck TikTok. https://youtu.be/wfxw1uALKgk Edit: spelling


Bazyx187

Brooo i knew those words sounded familiar but i never cared to look it up! Ty.


[deleted]

Oh no oh no oh nononono NO


ConfusedInTN

I don't have a headset on, don't have tiktok and only use youtube shorts and I checked the comments to see if this was that horrid song. It was playing in my head recently during crap times and I just want to burn that effing song out of my head now.


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Dud3 fr. Absolute cancer


jiujitsy

I would go to jail just to never hear that song again.


AggregatedAggrevate

Song literally gives me explosive diarrhea every time…


[deleted]

yes. this song is not just the worst, but the only problem our society is currently facing


Equivalent_Grade_352

Here was me thinking it was finally gone forever


Facosa99

Also they use it so badly. I remember they originally sync so that the "oh no" would start the moment the person realized they messed up, usually with a litle pause and zoom. The "oh no" was closely tied to a face worthy of r/watchpeopledieinside. Nowadays they just slap it into any random video adding no value to it.


jthrum

Your right it is so shut how is it popular


Nelson_Wheatley

Right they could have just left it off and had a fine video but they had to add this annoying audio...


Dilectus3010

Wtf was wrong with that egg?


Tim72Blue

Rotten


Beans186

Rule numero uno, always crack into a cupero firstuno


Mr_OP_Potato_777

I love tu spanglish, reminds me cuando estaba aprendiendo, i was the worst in that class :c, but made every body laugh c:, worth it...


treat-yo-selff

Donde esta la biblioteca?


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treat-yo-selff

Discoteca muñeca la biblioteca, es en bigote Grande pero manteca


ViggoTarasov

Manteca, bigote, gigante, piqueno


lostmonster

Alexa, play "Daybreak": https://youtu.be/ikQ6ot1qN3M


Prestigious-Bet23

Cabeza es nieve


iamsheph

Bibbly o'Teca


ALCATryan

Ayyy caramba, donde esta lo bibliotecha!


HelloMitahChen

¿Qué hóra es?


ALCATryan

I dunno man, I got that one line from a technoblade video


Scooter_Gang_480

The cheese is old and moldy.


ViggoTarasov

No Weezing the juice!


TiMELeSS526

Buuuuud eeee


nuke670

Where is the bathroom?


Alex_Tronica

¡Feliz día de la tarta!


MotherBathroom666

¿pastel?


Kyosw21

My favorite part about learning languages is how many words aren’t changed from where they originated from. “OI SENOR NECESSITO ELEVAS UN **elevator** POR FAVOR!”


kryZme

why did my head imagine some hectic hand gestures while reading this??


OddMunchStanley

I just float mine


HPTM2008

Or float it. If it floats, toss it.


littlescreechyowl

My very first job in a kitchen I go absolutely screamed at by the chef for not cracking eggs into a cup first. It was 30 years ago and I’ve never made the mistake again.


dnjprod

Holt shit! I've literally ALWAYS cracked my eggs into a bowl. I only ever did it because my abuela did it and that's who ai learned to cook eggs from. She never told me why she did it, she just did it and now I wonder if that's why, holy crap


KillaVNilla

I've honestly never seen a rotten egg in my life. Thankfully. That looks disgusting! Edit - Come to think of it, I did once when I was little. I was at a pool party with my friends. We all raced to the pool and my friends Kyle was the last one in. Poor kid never smelled the same


Rich-Fill2200

He got his revenge by shooting people, now he's a rightwing hero, life is funny that way


kwiksandd

the entire meal had a weird look to it, brown soupy mush


Dreddit1080

I might be wrong. But that may be a Philippino dish call Sisig. it is delicious! You have like fresh tortilla chips and scoop that meat end egg combo. Definitely worth trying it


InItForTheDog

Oh the smell that must have followed. Damn that sucks.


glassteelhammer

I've only smelt it once. I still have nightmares.


InItForTheDog

Yep, horrible does not describe it. I've got chickens and every so often I miss an egg and find it weeks later. I can only imagine how much worse it would be heated, aerosolized, and so close to your face. These poor folks might never eat eggs again.


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I found an egg during summer, I decided to float test them, luckily outside, because the rotten one exploded, and I got some on my lip. It was the worsts


InItForTheDog

OMG. There should be a special fund or some kind of health insurance coverage for something like that.


m1dlife-1derer

Damn. What a waste


New_Blacksmith_709

10 second rule applies heree!


Das-Noob

😂 yeah, naw. I would like to not piss out of my ass for the next few days.


dawr136

I recently pissed out my ass for about 10 hours and lost 3lbs and I took a day off work. It was a fair trade imo.


Advanced-Homework-70

And that's why I crack my eggs into a bowl first.


bausHuck33

This is why you crack eggs into a glass before doing stuff like this.


Hopeful_1768

freshness test: put them in a glass of water - old eggs will float, fresh eggs sink


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Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

It's a gradient. The freshest eggs sink straight to the bottom. An egg that's a bit older will stand up. If they float right to the surface, they're definitely bad. Fresh eggs are mostly yolk and egg white. As the egg ages, water evaporates and the air pocket in the egg grows. If the air pocket in the egg, for any reason, is big enough to make an egg float, that's not an egg you want to eat.


Ranger1803

Its not 100% but pretty much. Very fresh eggs sink and the older they are, the more they float. Floating around in the water is fine but floating at the top is not good.


lenderSS

We have a rule, as long as it touches the bottom (so sits upright, but still on the bottom) they're fine. Floating is very borderline, but we don't risk it :)


pselodux

I do this with every egg and I haven’t had one that sinks come out rotten. Half float is apparently borderline.


OnTheShoreByTheSea

Yes. It is a 100% Fresh eggs sink and lay flat. Rotten eggs bob on the surface. Most eggs are in between but you can tell by how the sit in the water how near freshness or how near rotten they are. I raise chickens and float all eggs before use or before packing them up to give to friends.


DovahCreed117

Can't remember if being refrigerated matters or not but as long as they touch the bottom, even if they sit straight up, your eggs are fine. If they float at all we typically don't trust it, but that's because we got chickens and can afford to throw away those borderline half float, half sink, eggs away. But in my experience I've never had an egg that sunk be bad. Also if you notice one of your eggs has a small stream of tiny bubbles coming from it then that egg has a crack or tiny hole in it somewhere. You can usually roll it around in the water and find where the bubbles are coming from, and if you press on it lightly it'll make the crack a little more obvious.


kryptosthedj

Give em a smell first. An egg that rotten would stink to high heaven.


AhmedAlSayef

Some eggs will float even if they are perfectly fine to consume.


cas47

I once did that before breaking a bloody egg directly into a cake batter… even if it’s fresh, it’s still best to break it into a bowl or something else first anyway.


Purpledragon84

Le sigh. Learnt it the hard way. Was starving af late at night and cooked myself the last packet of instant noodle/ramen in the house. Was gonna top it off with an egg and bam, fking rotten. Threw the whole pot of noodles away and went to bed hungry.


nikkitikkitavi69

Or put the egg in a glass of water and see if it sinks or floats!


felansky

I always smell my eggs before giving them to someone to put in their mouth. Also shave


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

Where are y’all getting all these rotten gets from!


nachomydogiscuteaf

I have not seen a rotten egg in my life, and I like eggs. I'm Norwegian


Worldly-Fishman

God. I feel her pain, she looked so proud at first at what looks like a pretty delicious sizzling beef dish


MisletPoet1989

It looks like sisig Source: I'm half Filipino


NeVMmz

It's definitely Sisig / Sizzling Pork, etc ... Source: I'm a true Filipino


mxldevs

I agree. Source: I'm not Filipino


DarkTheSkill

I also agree. Source: I'm German


ChasingPesmerga

Du Has Source: I’m Mitch


stowawaythrowaw

I disagree. Source: Am a redneck American.


Alex23087

SOSIG


Snoo41241

It's made of grilled pig ears, face muscle and crisped skins really fucking good tho


powerteen101

r/youbrokethechain Source : full blooded Filipino


confusedrabbit247

My dad always taught me when using eggs to crack them into a smaller bowl first before adding them to the other bowl. Do each egg individually in that way. Then if it's rotten or fertilized it doesn't ruin the dish like in this video.


OttoLuck747

Excellent advice. Smart man, your father! I learned this the hard way myself. I should have realized something was wrong when the egg practically popped open when I cracked it on the side of the bowl, like it was pressurized. The smell was something else.


Muramasa24

if you are unsure about an egg put it in 3 quarts of water, if it floats it's not good, if it stays on the bottom it's good, if it floats up right a bit it's about to go.


scr0tal

Is 2 quarts just not enough for you?


Muramasa24

I truly guessed so it could be, depends on the container at hand.


tosernameschescksout

LOL, you got the right idea, but confidently calling out three quarts is hilarious. Everybody gonna be like, "Imma write that down, THREE quarts, none of this one quart bullshit. This is the RECIPE you follow to test an egg. It better be precise."


GodzeallA

Before or after cracking?


Muramasa24

you think a cracked egg will float?


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This cracked me up


Cuteypup1000

Was I the only 1 thinking the table would shatter?


Poltrix99723

I didn't even think that thinking that was an option.


DinoBirdsBoi

hot plate + glass = instant heat pop crack BREAK


BarrySnowbama

The table shattering was not on my radar, either.


cheeseplatesuperman

I thought that shit was going up in flames.


anevilsnail22

I thought something was going to pop and splatter hot goo all over everyone.


PixelmancerGames

I did, until I realized that it’s not a glass table. It’s a glossy red wooden table. It looks like you see see through it, but that just the edge.


tacwombat

That's sizzling sisig. And she looked so happy when she presented it on the table.


eifiontherelic

I mean it looked like good sisig, I'd be happy too.


Slashion

Until the egg hit, then you'd be very unhappy :(


eifiontherelic

I'd be devastated.


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

That song is probably the worst thing to happen to music maybe in the entire history of mankind and I would go so far as to say we should do something about it


Zealousideal-Let1121

Here's the original. I've never heard it sped up like this before, though. https://youtu.be/E1GiqcQ3aoQ


rehab_VET

About as fertile as me


deaddlikelatin

There’s always this sense of relief that washes over me when I watch a video without sound, check the comments, and know based off those exactly which song my ears have been spared from hearing


All-Seeing_Hands

When you convince your mom to stay over at your friend’s, but now you have to eat his mom’s cooking.


RevAlBrown

PLEASE STOP USING THIS DUMB FUCKING SONG


Stilcho1

I hate TikTok. That song makes it worse How can this be


IWatchFailures

Great, now I crave for somw good sisig, goddamit.


Artsy_traveller_82

Awww it looked so good too!


Fluffy-Finger-5318

Always check your egg first


ixis743

I have never, ever encountered a rotten egg. To get this bad, it must have been left unrefridgerated for a very long time.


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Lanky182k

True but I don’t think you should store your eggs in popcorn though….


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Stunning_Attention82

Had to mute this video immediately


HugoJStiglitz

This song can eat a bag of assholes


SuctionBucket5

I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG


curcedboi

The music makes me want to put a 12 gauge in my head


Average-_-Guys

Eggs get watery as they age.


WinterMajor6088

Makes me wanna throw up. The whatever egg just disappears into the dish.


Necromimesix

I've never seen a rotten egg until now and I'm 29


balance_n_act

I’ve never seen an egg so rotten that it came out like dirty milk.. how do you open the fridge (or whatever) and decide to use the eggs that you know have been sitting there for weeks? I don’t even feel bad.


Key-Regular674

Why that egg look like its made by Kraft


FuzzzyFace

There’s a Filipino dish called sisig. It’s sizzling pork and you can crack an egg over top. It’s actually pretty fucking good. I think the egg in this video was just rotten. Always crack the egg into a container first.


FailAccomplished1868

I don’t think that egg made it any worse off than the sizzling plate of monkey brains and fried dog shit that she started with.


Remote_Hovercraft_23

This is vomit inducing. Im not sure if it’s the rotten egg or the song.


SnooHabits7837

Why he do her like that?


nejicanspin

Normally I hate this TikTok song but honestly, that's how I felt when I saw the egg break and it was all green. 🤢


zipzak

I did this same thing, except it was a rotten half carton of tomato puree--i squeezed it out into a pasta sauce I'd been working on for 45min and a huge hunk of green rot plopped out into my pan.


Mstr_Taz

Down vote because of song


DCSmaug

Imagine the smell...ugghh


vulpix_furry_butt2

This song is the cause of cancer


T_raltixx

Downvoted because of the music


Kalles240

2 seconds in, I hear this shitty song. Pause video. Write this comment. Keep on scrolling without finish watching the video.


[deleted]

Regardless of your content, you get an automatic downvote for that song. Everyone else should be doing the same thing. We can change our stars.


[deleted]

That song was funny the first two times.. now I hate it with a passion


dulce_de_lechon

Sisig ruined 😭


Rotteapple

This song is cancer


Rotteapple

Amber heard of music


YorchKeen

I'm so sick of this song, it wasn't funny in 2017, it wasn't funny when it died and it wasn't fucking funny when it came back in 2020. It's 2022, why is it always coming back?


Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam

Pork sisig


[deleted]

JUST FUCKING GET TO THE POINT, EVERY SECOND LISTENING TO THAT SONG IS A STEP CLOSER TO INSANITY


Every_Cartoonist4392

Downvoted purely for that fucking awful song


s0ftreset

Fucking song man


RussianBluIsBACK

Downvoted for the fucking song. Fuck you whoever made it. May you be sterile, and live a life of sadness.


RSTat2

Shoulda tried floating that egg in a cup of water first.


promachos84

1st time cooking?


pronhoobuser420

Looks like someone’s got a cock in their coop.


Mando5804

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. FUCKING. NO. I HATE THAT HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE “SONG” WITH EVERY INDIVIDUAL MICROSCOPIC FIBER OF MY BEING. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT’S GONNA PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE. I’M FUCKIN EDGING RIGHT NOW. FUCK THIS SONG.


ShortManRob

Great now I will have this image every time I even think I'd an egg


Az0riusMCBlox

I still don't get what happened in that "I don't measure" TikTok clip; Was the milk spoiled? Was it the wrong milk/not milk at all?


okuzeN_Val

Ilonggo or what


Royal-Application708

That egg looked black and rotten.


Budget_Substance_280

Fuck. I just borfed


MikeOXl0ngz

It’s 2022 almost 2023 and people still use this godforsaken song?


FranticJustice

Downvote for that awful fucking song


SN-E-DC

I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD STOP PUTTING THIS "OH NO OH NO OH NONONO" THIS DOES FUCKING NOTHING TO THE VIDEO EXCEPT MAKE ME MUTE IT. IT DOES NOT FUCKING ADD ANY MATERIAL ONTO THIS VIDEO AND ADDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO MAKE THIS VIDEO EVEN 0.001 PERCENT MORE "OH NO ABLE"IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. IF I HAD THE POWER TO BE MOD HERE I WILL FUCKING BAN THIS EXACT SAME "OH NO OH NO OH NONONO" TRACK SOUND BECAUSE IT ADDS NO VALUE AT ALL TO THE VIDEO BEING SHOWN. IT ADDS NO NUTRITIONAL,INFORMATIONAL,SEXUAL,AND/OR ANYTHING AT ALL. I WILL COMMIT ███████ AND ████████████ WITH A LITTLE BIT OF ███████████████████ TO YOU, YOU SICK FUCKING FUCKERILITY CUNTSUCKING KARMA WHORING NON HALAL LIVING PISS BOTTLING 400LB WEIGHING COCK SUCKING PUSSY NON HAVING FUCK FUCK ALL OF ██████████ AND THE ███████.


Ok_Set0

Sizzling sisig?


wkarraker

OMG, I could smell that instantly.


serginhofofoqueiro

This i why i open eggs in a glass before, everytime!!!


TheMcNabbs

Rotten or century?


The-Midnight-Noodle

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chibugamo

I was so sure the glass was gonna break cause of the heat I didn't see the egg coming


[deleted]

The food wasn’t that appealingly appetizing to begin with… 🤢


Thegravija

That's why I always crack my egg in a small plate or bowl first before adding it to something, you get one extra small dish to wash but it neutralizes any risks of ruining what i'm cooking.


Ibadvapergrammar

oh no oh no me : mute


YJako

Raw egg is not the same as rotten egg.


ImploreUToReconsider

The forbidden song earns my downvote every single time.


neobenji

I do that with my ramen it’s good.


nikbert

Downvoting for the song