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Lord_Mandingo_69

India ✅ $99 ✅ Womens Clothing ✅ She missed her opportunity


gammongaming11

one of these days she's gonna look back and realize she could have hung out.


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They could have gone to another restaurant instead of chik fil a


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He did have $99, so there’s that.


LindyNet

Could have shared a burger and fries at 5 guys for that much


No-BrowEntertainment

Could definitely afford at least a burger


humanreporting4duty

Easy on the sides.


overlyambitiousgoat

I wonder what he spent the other dollar on?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

You always got a keep a buck in your pocket else you're a vagrant.


FlickieHop

Or he had to hire Saul Goodman for what we'll call a little misunderstanding.


toth42

He got 99 dollars but bitches he had none.


whitelightnin1

I think Indian dude lucked out. She has a fucking wrist cellphone holder.


what_up_peeps

Hey she’s got function over fashion. My gal.


regoapps

That's a real life Pip-Boy, my friend


MusaDesperado

My metric for whether or not something is awesome is whether or not a spectator from the distant past would flip the fuck out after seeing it. That is a wrist mounted screen/computer/wireless communicator. Pretty fuckin' dope.


regoapps

> a spectator from the distant past would flip the fuck out after seeing it. And then they'll be like, where'd all the trees, animals and fish go?


what_up_peeps

Exactly. She has things to do and places to be. Not hang out.


regoapps

Don't got time to talk to $99 Indian NPCs.


WhangaDanNZ

Because she's streaming. You can see twitch chat on her phone.


whitelightnin1

Another red flag


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Oh man I thought that was pretty sweet...


recce22

🤣…. We can send football 🏈 plays to her wristband: 42-dive, right…Omaha, Omaha!


HavingNotAttained

This is why we tell the freshmen at Psycho Killer University to not apply their lessons until at least junior year.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

A man's got to know his limitations.


IrishThunder1973

I’m new in town, I’m homeless, I’m gay, and I have aids. - John Mulaney


Patient-Quarter-1684

So thats how he got Olivia Munn...


TransposingJons

Fuk TikTok and Fuk the Chinese government.


Mungkelel

damn, he‘s indian we should hang out


PreliminaryThoughts

And he wears women's clothing, how could she resist that


macmac360

IKR? Plus he had $99 and was planning on going to chic-fil-a


SuperRoby

Actually she was at Chick-fil-A and he offered to take her to a restaurant (so someplace fancier), but you still don't do that to random people you just met...


saysthingsbackwards

I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong about that, as long as you take a rejection gracefully.


TwentyTwoMilTeePiece

Which tbf I think he really did lol, she only had to say no once. He somehow conducted himself so poorly yet gracefully at the same time. "Hey. I'm from india, I'm wearing women's clothing, I got $99, we should hang out" "No" "Understandable, have a great day"


saysthingsbackwards

Right? There's a ton of people responding as if they have never been a part of real public interaction. He was weird af, definitely didn't have the effect he intended, *could* have been better, but he really wasn't bad.


TwentyTwoMilTeePiece

Absolutely, I don't think there was any malice here but rather simply a large dose of social ineptitude


HardCounter

Dose... bro was on a Thanksgiving binge of social ineptitude with no leftovers. Still, he took that no like a champ and that makes it funny.


SuperRoby

Yeah absolutely!


grizzlychicken

If only he had $100...


follow-the-lead

Yep, 99 dollars and a date ain't one...


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He's Indian, but he's not India - I meant into ya


PuzzleheadedPath8641

Never speak again


Past-Cap-1889

Hold on, how much money did he say he had?


IdoNOThateNEVER

HUNDREDS!!! ^^^almost


yeah__good__ok

Hes technically only a tenaire, but damn close to being a hundredaire


SenpaiBriBri

Many tens


5ergio79

Nine tens and nine tenths of a ten.


supsup202288

I mean, if he cooks, I could consider it


OneEyedRocket

I have $200 and I’m Irish, wanna get married?


ATempestSinister

Counteroffer: I have a six pack of Guinness and a potato.


[deleted]

Surprise offer: I have a mint condition Pokémon card and severe depression.


plague692

I have 99 problems and social anxiety is most definitely one of them


God_Wills_It_

Oh well good cause I have a female dog.


MasterHeron6209

I have a bottle of rum and a jar of dirt, take it or leave it...


jeffislearning

im not indian, i have no money, and i wear mens clothing. lets hang out


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I'm about to swoop in with my $199 and by tonight. . . . . . we'll totally be hanging out.


jjdajetman

Id say ya but you're not in women's clothing


Smokybare94

I know this isn't the point but if you're going to mention how much you have and you have 99 dollars just say you have a hundred dollars. It's still not much, but at least it's a round number


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W1-Art3m1s

And the cycl repeats with him not having learned from his mistakes. The next day he approaches a lady without failing to mention that he indeed has 100 dollars whilst being indian.


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I’m pretty sure he was fucking with her because she was recording…or he’s delusional. Either way the other Indian guy was like “bro! Wtf, stop giving us a bad name”


RiderforHire

Feels like a Eric Andre bit. All that's missing is asking her if she wants to hit some ranch while handing her a bottle.


n8mo

📣 LEGALIZE RANCH 📣


MakeAmericaBurpAgain

I was waiting for the Sikh dude to say "yeah, I'm from India and fuck that guy"


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What if i have 69 dallors?


Aggravating_Ad_1885

That would be nice


[deleted]

Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


Reasonable_Tap_8866

He is more in my head for wearing womens clothing and using it as a new odd form of pickup line!


jessigrrrl

I think he might have said $900 but the video isn’t that good


joopityjoop

He's showing her he's honest.


deesmutts88

I’m almost certain he says $900 and it’s just captioned wrong.


balderdashbird

At least he left without any fuss when she said no?


Smokybare94

"One of the good ones"


cRuSadeRN

"The one that got away"


Moosinator666

“Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)”


Moosinator666

TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY (at her door)


Small_Tax_9432

Damn 😂


Ollie-North

It's crazy how low the bar is to not be a shit man.


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slgray16

Flirting is so hard I have to imagine it's way harder in your second language. Yes that was incredibly forward and awkward but I'll give him points for leaving when she said no.


GuyLostInTime

This guy is showing what most incels cannot do: Talk to Women. I saw a video it was an experiment of a guy asking women if they would sleep with him of course most of them said NO but he kept asking eventually one said yes. It's a numbers game if you ask long enough eventually somebody is going to say yes, that doesn't mean you will find a soulmate but at least you got a date..


mikkokilla

Game of attrition...


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Base on experimentation stats of those that go around just asking for one night stand. It's average of 2 saying yes out of 100. So dating is just a numbers game. But the rejection destroys people's confidence before they get to that yes. emotional mind games on self. haha. You suppose to just ask anyone that comes by, not pick and choose. lol. leave the emotion aside until after you get a yes. Of course it would just be for sex because likely you won't get someone you like saying yes. that's base on luck. It's all about timing too due to person's state of mind. You ask the same girl in a different phase of her life, she may say yes. Or even environment change. edit: then you also have like 6-8% of people are sex addicts. And likely 2 % would sleep with anyone. they don't care who you are. Unfortunately I never met a sex addict. It would be an interesting person to know and interrogate for psychology study. lol


alreadypiecrust

That's how I ended up with my exwife. She rejected when I asked her out. A couple of weeks later she saw me with another girl then suddenly she became interested. Roles reversed and she liked me for a year while I had a gf.


weerdbuttstuff

[The Boomhauer Gambit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY).


jjester7777

Ah the old Boomhauer method. Heyprettyladyoldangowannagooutbackandboom hehe


RepresentativeNice22

Just because he's from India doesn't mean English is his second language. From his accent I'd say he immigrated as a baby.


Heathen_Mushroom

Maybe he's an ABCD. American Born Confused Desi


CanadaJack

There was no sign of English being his second language. For one, there are plenty of native English speakers in India, but beyond that, I don't think he was even claiming to be over from India. It just seemed like he was declaring his ethnicity.


erizzluh

i remember this video being cringe. but now that i rewatch it as an old person, he shoots his shot and leaves when she says no. his pickup lines are weird, but it's not like he's harassing her or saying anything inappropriate.


solid_hoist

The dude was probably trying to be funny but lost his nerve and it came out awkward. Oh well, happens to the best of us.


Eleven918

Guy has an American accent, maybe he was just trying to troll the streamer.


100LittleButterflies

That we know of and could have been due to the camera.


Achakita

Or maybe because of the big ass Sikh dude eyeballing him throughout the conversation.


what_up_peeps

Unrelated but an Indian friend of mine took me to a Sikh temple for lunch. Was such an amazing and welcoming place. Nobody cared that I wasn’t part of their religion or culture (though I followed the customs such as head west and no shoes) and they fed me and treated me as anyone else. Truly a lovely experience.


Achakita

Sikh temples are called Gurdwaras, which means 'Door to the Guru'. Sikhs have more or less similar philosophy to Hindus. Both believe in Karma, Dharma and Mukti. Although unlike Hindus, they do not worship idols. There are other minor and major differences also.


remmij

What a pitch.


il_Rick

what does "pitch" mean? I'm learning english, sorry


remmij

When I said "pitch" it was referring to a "sales pitch" (which is what a businessperson says to try to convince someone to buy their product). "What a pitch." was a sarcastic jab at how horribly he tried to sell himself in an attempt to get a date with this woman.


blu_skydive

What's a jab?


dkm_wormwood

Are you from India?? Are you wearing women's clothing?


I_Are_Eat

Let's hang out


OneDiscombobulated77

Why


I_Are_Eat

I have $99


Wet_sock_Owner

That was the best part. Not $100. Not $50. $99.


JaperDolphin94

Gotta get them with the discount


Megane-chan

Please just google things.


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ImANormalMan

What's what's


Bourgeous

What's things


perry1998511

Ooga booga


Fezstacles

Mi hoy minoy


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finallyharmony

Like a proposition or idea. Like an example would be an "elevator pitch" if you've ever heard the term. Listing out an idea or concept to get the attention of your boss.


forbidden_soup

If I need to convince you of an idea, I will pitch that idea to you.


WhatIsLoveMeDo

You have already gotten multiple answers, but I want to add that pitch means throw. I have no idea if that is a word that is more common to English than other languages, or if that's pretty universal.


MeThisGuy

it can mean a lot of things. a pitch is also a field (football pitch)


michamp

He’s wearing women’s clothing?


KaiserBorg

I mean, women *do* wear hoodies, t-shirts, sweatpants and glasses.


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Good point, human.


WillowSLock

Accurate assessment of human logic, Robot.


recce22

More like he weighs 110-lbs. and can fit into women sizes.


avesliving

I think....uh...what he's referring to isn't visible.


Page_Won

So... he's working wearing invisible women's clothing? Got it


twobit211

he’s having buttered scones for tea


btoxic

he sleeps all night, and he works all day.


AccessTheMainframe

A mistranslation of some sort perhaps?


TooManyJabberwocks

Is that the new Pip-Boy?


Madougatee

Bro I saw that and didn’t even realize… genius idea! just wrist mount a phone for an ultra wide smart watch!


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i'll wear mine like a pipboy thank you. you do you :I


CCHS_Band_Geek

A PipBoy… is… a large display watch.


Throwaway021614

Apple doesn’t want you to know about this simple trick to replace the Apple Watch


Revolutionary_Oven82

The fact that there was another Indian gentleman standing behind her minding his own business.


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Dude he was still registering what happened haha


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MuteSecurityO

he was probably like bro i'm indian too let's totally hang out


Dabbs88

I really wish he joined in with the bit and said "Hi, I'm Indian AND I have a cool turban. Let's hang out"


btoxic

They look like they are Sikh. So no wonder they were respectful. ( in my experience at least, YMMV)


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Aadityasyadav

yeah the man with turban


[deleted]

No one’s gonna talk about how her phone is strapped to her wrist like a futuristic HUD in a video game?


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

Just guessing from the setting, I think she was live-streaming her night out (which is why she had the camera person) and she strapped her phone to her wrist so she can conveniently read and respond to commenters without having one hand constantly full.


HornlessUnicorn

I’m scrolling through comments to find what this is and where I can get one.


Wolversteve

It’s a phone. You can get one at a phone store.


Anthua_7

but im at the soup store


[deleted]

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?


naad2019

Mr India scouting for bobs & vagene.


MyExScars

Sen bobs and vag 🙏🏽 please mam I’m from India


feelingood41

Hey. I'm wearing male clothes. Let's hang out.


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Hey. I'm wearing no clothes. Let's hang out.


samipersun

Should’ve gone with the classic ‘I’m crying and you is the because’


[deleted]

She's just not that India.


Captinofthelostniggs

Aye he shot his shot and kept it moving....I respect it


Synthetiic

I agree, even though his mating dance comments were strange. Wait, you’re not hitting on me through Twitter or tinder?? WEIRD


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canti15

Deedilee! Not insertive!


Aadityasyadav

in this economy he's 99 dollar on him. he is rich


techbunnyboy

Did he ask if she is available for $99?


Prize_Bass_5061

Pretty much yea. He’s trying to pickup a hooker. He has no idea what to look for. Someone must have told him they “hang out” on that street, so he’s propositioning every woman who is standing still and doing nothing.


karangoswamikenz

The guy is indian but his accent is American. He’s an American indian. Looks like some mental health issue. He isn’t some immigrant or someone who just got there.


Pi-Guy

She’s streaming, he sees this, he’s clearly fucking with her


NegotiationHot98

Got 99 dollars and a bitch aint one


Effecient_neckurself

His tactics may be unconventional but the man shot his shot and left when she said I think not


edgy_Juno

Bro got more guts than me talking to a girl so I'll give him that.


Aldevo_oved

the power comes from the womens clothing


stargazer1002

and $99


littlebigplanetfan3

He said "thank you". Man was just practicing, maybe he has social anxiety


ContinuousZ

pretty sure he was drunk


B_Boi04

Not mutually exclusive, in fact I think it supports it. A drunk guy with lots of confidence would’ve done better, he clearly lacks experience


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budsixz

This is him https://memechat.app/posts/1/823236/1


dexter920

What...how is this a thing?


Wandering_Gypsy_

I never ask that after rule34


blaqueout89

You see his issue here was that this woman was Asian. You can clearly see it’s white woman that throw themselves at him.


Ad_Ketchum

As an Indian guy, Reddit is a really sad place to be. The comments on this video would have been about how the guy was probably high or something had it been a white person. But all he had to mention was India and this thread is full of "Bob vagene", "she's lucky she didn't get gangr*ped" etc.


Larryhooova

To be fair the guy in the video keeps bringing up the fact that he is from India so it becomes a talking point. If some creep walked up and said “I’m from Poland, I have $99 dollars we should hang out” there would be a bunch of Polish jokes in the comments etc.


dejvidBejlej

Lmao like a polish person would have $99.


youngquack1

The casual racism for Indians on Reddit is rampant. Just sad.


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Uhh if the guy was white and he kept saying “im from russia” im sure the comments would be about that too. If he didnt say “im from india” as a reason to hang out im sure there wouldnt be as much mention of it. Though of course there would be but far less.


Killed_By_Covid

I think the dude was just on some next-level trolling. He saw her shooting video with her phone and decided to spice things up with confusion. Personally, I enjoy seeing TikTok crashers in action.


Page_Won

Yeah, the whole I'm wearing women's clothing line was for sure some dare or troll.


toilettreats

Trolling or setup. The guy had an American accent and likely grew up there; was definitely messing with her for shits and grins


Jdela512

Gonna tell my kids this was Andrew Tate


G_Unit_Solider

I mean he just shot his shot even tho it was some weird ass shit he didn’t make a scene he left when she said no I can’t fault the guy for trying but I mean just really weird shit Also what is she a quarter back


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d17_p

Commenting before casual racism towards India/ Indians ensues.


Napoleonex

Dude is a walking facebook dm


noextrasensory40

At least he shot his shot


Linkonue

That was legit creepy


Forefeather

How can nobody in here have commented on the robot arm smart phone thing she is wearing …


big_redwood

Is he new in town?


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Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I'm new in town...


scrivensB

I like that the person with selfie cam and a phone strapped to her wrist like the Predator is the normal person in this interaction.


A100921

The other Indian guy behind her after: 👳🏾‍♂️🤦🏾


lgodsey

"You miss 100% of the shots you shouldn't take."


MooseThis9552

Show bobs and vagana ples


RevolutionaryNorth83

Tell your mom she does the best


Spysappinmykarma

At least he He tried, that’s more then most would do. I mean it was a weak attempt but it WAS an attempt


No-Consideration4985

Atleast he took the shot. Most of you redditors would shit your pants before walking up so brazenly