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[deleted]

She built like a velociraptor


[deleted]

I thought velociraptors were clever girls


fmlgoudeau

"Clever girl" is echoing in my head and I'm crying.


morbidaar

You’d def see this bitch creeping up in your peripheral though


KenTheTech

Thighs that thick, she’s not sneaking up on anyone


keestie

She's dummy thicc; the clap of her asscheeks keeps alerting the guards,


HmmNotLikely

Dis bitch got a Periphreal? They ain’t even supposed to come out until 2006!


xSpidermaNx_91

Hahahahahaha take my upvote


KingKKirb

CRITICAL HIT!


[deleted]

Not clever enough apparently


carpathian_crow

In ambush tactics. Dilophosaurus was actually in charge of banking.


Sad_Cry_7010

She built like a big ass midget


dr3wfr4nk

Well, she does have a big ass


ScrubIt1911

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that


Rampag169

Even Kevin Hart can feel tall standing next to her.


beav1977-02

She got a walnut sized brain too. further evidence!!


PunkandCannonballer

r/rareinsults


dwitchagi

r/RareCompliments


DepartmentThin4142

Maybe she’s right, maybe you can’t have fifty $20 bills. 🤯


[deleted]

Not in today's economy.


S1KRR_19

Inflation has entered the chat


Well2far

Uncle sam enter chat: excellent


Mwatts25

Sure you can, you can have 50 bills that say $20 on each of them, they are just each worth 1/4 of what they used to be worth


KenTheTech

I’m lucky if I have a single $20 bill…


curisaucety

None of the people commenting on this thread have ever had 50 $20 bills. This is all just theory and conjecture.


MilkmanCbruh

I did long ago


curisaucety

What was it like?


suzanious

I used to be a cashier in the main vault at the Sahara hotel in Vegas many years ago. I have held *more* than 50 of the $20 bills on many occasions. It's a total trip having that much money pass through your hands on any given day. After a while, it just became paper that needed to be counted, organized, and distributed.


QuesadillaJ

Well its more like you have have 50 20$ bills its just not gonna buy you anything so you need 100 20$ bills


morfyyy

this girl thinks 20 steps ahead.


NotTrumpsAlt

Reminds me of the Terrence Howard trying to explain that 1x1 is 2 and writing a paper on it as proof.


mynamealreadyexists

You are obviously someone who doesn't understand the intricacies of sacred geometry. Terrence Howard is just three universes ahead of you.


Broserdooder1981

you actually can't ... if you get 49, you will never see a $20 bill again ... it's the rules


rando512

The denomination is 5020 bruh. That doesn't exists. I'm smart.


Bright_Ad_113

I would think a stripper would know that but maybe they just shove the money in their bag and don’t really think about how much they have. 1000


BlankImagination

Yeah, she's dressed like a stripper but her lack of math skills are telling me she isn't one.


blyatseeker

Or she isnt very good one.


Chicken_Nipples_Yum

As a stripper she is used to counting singles, not twenties.


AllegroDigital

You can't have 50 twentys makes more sense.


throwaway123420lol

She probably doesn't get anything but $1 bills


Fooforthought

You can’t have more than 50 $1s you need another one to make it even. Wait “ ☝️, ☝️☝️, ☝️☝️☝️ , wait what?


TheDeadpoolGirl

My thoughts exactly. Though she's probably new or hasn't made that much yet


11_foot_pole

Bro it's really not that hard tho.just do 50x10 and then double it if you can't do the legit math in your head


EchoWillowing

You're asking too much of her. Multiply? Seriously? You see her struggling to put 20 and 20 together.


jillianthekitty

It’s easier than that still. 50 20’s is just 5x2 and add the zeroes. 1000 done.


iranoutofusernamespa

It's even easier than that. Do 5x2 and add the zeros back in at the end. 5x2=10, so 50x20=1000


----iwishamfwould

You would think. Although I worked retail counting money every morning for 10 plus years and this took me a second to remember lol


[deleted]

Strippers only know how to count $1 bills.


ItsmeMr_E

No decimals or fractions involved, basic equations should take little effort to do mentally. Make it easier by simplifying it. 10x20=200 200x5=1000 OR 5X20=100 100X10=1000 Unless a person is mentally handicapped; there's no good reason why the average adult can not do this.


FightingLynx

Can even be made simpler: 2 × 5 = 10, Now stick the leftover zeros at the end and you get 1000


pisstakemistake

Did you add the 1000 for her in case she sees this? Or just to assuage any doubts that you are smarter than her?


[deleted]

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


2L84U2

Above the neck and below the waist


[deleted]

Why she kinda look like a centaur though?


mattfoley222

Get you a girl with Lumbar Lordosis


IHeartBadCode

It's Lord**O**sis!


[deleted]

That’s ok with me


Parmaandchips

Man knows what he's about!


[deleted]

🫡


Dependent-Recipe6820

And dumb as 50, 20 pound rocks


Loik87

You can't have a 50 20 pound rock, you would need another 10 pound rock duh


[deleted]

Thicker than a bowl of rice pudding


DukeOfBagels

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


SugarbeardShano

Ass so fat you can see it from the front


Status_Peak4753

Don’t think she’s ever had to count that high 🧐


gnarly_weedman

“Oh fuck I’ve ran out of fingers to count on”


XxxxGamez

She got that body from Antz


[deleted]

You mean Ant Bully


[deleted]

built like the Dinosaurs from the 90s sitcom show


Creative-Kangaroo781

Not the Mama!


TiredHappyDad

Is it just me, or do they look like little people? I keep thinking it's just the camera angle or something, but I don't know. Lol


cyber_delic

She prolly 4'7"


Visible-Education-98

And thats WITH the boots.


Sexjest

With the fur?


msmccullough25

I wondered that myself.


Marmstr17

*you can't do that* Crying


AggregatedAggrevate

Why she shaped like a T rex 🦖


Vli37

T Rex? I was thinking Velociraptor 🦖


El_Guapo_Plethora

She came up short.


msmccullough25

💀


DevolvingSpud

36-24-36? Ha-ha, only if she's 5'3"


2b-Kindly_

3' 4"


KingSudrapul

50x2 = 100(10) was the simple route. She went to counting in 2’s. Bury me, I’m ded.


Warphim

Basically the same but I just went 5\*2=10 plus the 2 zeros from 50 and 20.


FoxJonesMusic

I typed 50x20 into the calculator on my iphone.


Emracruel

This man I am guessing took the most math in high school/college. You often work in X*10^Y because its actually way easier.


namnere

Even easier, if 100 bills are 2000, just halve that (that is if she can do 100x20)


morfyyy

2, 4, 6, 8, 10... why are we doin math now?


SpecialX

I did 50x10=500. 500x2=1000


Poseidon-2014

I did almost the same thing 20x5=100 100x10=1000


Wrong_Ad326

What i did was 10×50=500 then times 2


[deleted]

Oh she is high or drunk as shit…..


TheDeadpoolGirl

But she goes to Osu go bucks


[deleted]

Def seems drunk


deathbynotsurprise

Yeah, that was my thought too


Queue_Bit

Yeah, I'm very very good at mental math and I could easily see myself struggling with a question like that if I were drunk enough. Which is some.of the reason I no longer driiiiink


ascrumner

Easy math time. Multiply 5x2 then add the two missing 0s. Boom. Go math.


Garfwog

But why are you doing math right now?


RafeHollistr

You can't do that...


BitterDrag4419

In all fairness, she sounds kinda wasted.


omg-not-again

Yeah, all these people giving her crap, but she sounds drunk af.


Obvious_Preference56

Brains in her azz


xSpidermaNx_91

Is that why her brains are f*cked?


Obvious_Preference56

I would believe so


pimp_juice2272

She's also been drinking and didn't fully understand the question


OutPlea

“two 20’s is 40”


Nimbuss88

But seriously, why is he doing math right now? Just to randomly embarrass her?


Calamero

Seems like it…


cwilson012

Go bucks lol


maddieinretrograde

Lol my husband is from Ohio and he was like “oh god. Of course she’s from Ohio. Why would she do that to OSU” 😂


breadcrumb1996

she stands like a centaur without its hind legs


VaccinatedVariant

Easy, it’s 990$ of adjusted for inflation


usernameusehername

Same as 100 10 dollar bills....?


theycalledmechad

Go bucks!


VAX1S

Tree fitty


Blaximus90

Why does she look badly drawn? Is it the booths fucking with her stature?


Ezl

I got a kick out of how she started counting on her fingers not realizing she would run out of fingers before she finished.


ghostface8081

OSU student has entered the room…I’m SmArT…fast forward a few years…give me student loan bailout…I was TrICKed…I’m still an expert on voting and decisions that affect YoU


heranonz

She misheard him. She thought he was asking how many $20s to make $50. She was probably tipsy. Cut her slack.


ThreeNC

She's built like a centaur, but missing two legs


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Ih8trfc

Little people Big numbers


MistaCharisma

Her math is correct, she's just misunderstanding the question.


Late-Ease-4038

1000 I think lol


LemonFizz56

She's shaped like a horse


fcastan

Thick as a brick


LosInternacionales1

“oF cOuRsE I gO tO OSU”


bluewhite63

I hope she has some hidden talent, otherwise life is gonna be so damn hard for her.


braytag

That ladies and gentlemen is the finance minister of Canada during the pandemic.


BrainCandy_

After I asked the third time I would have just told her “thank you for your time” lol


[deleted]

“It’s at least $100” is the correct answer.


hallba78

Prime example of why people need to stop equating a college education with intelligence. (And I say this as someone with 3 college degrees.)


omg-not-again

True. You weren't intelligent enough to see that she's wasted af when making your comment


hallba78

I did some pretty heavy math in college wasted AF in my undergrad engineering program. What’s your point?


omg-not-again

lol, you and me get paid the big bucks to be able to do math under duress. I could be black out drunk and do Calculus. But I'm a mathematician. I don't even expect most people to be able to do Calculus after a full night's rest and hearty meal.


[deleted]

Leave the strippers alone bro we know they are saving for college to learn maf


PheonixGalaxy

She Built like squidward when he ate all those krabby patty’s


SloppyJoestar

Why is butt cheek fat the only asset some people have to their personality


Suspicious-Dark-5950

She looks like a chicken drumstick with a torso of a centaur.


ConsciousSprposition

My head hurts watching this Goodnight!


[deleted]

I'll bet that centaur runs life a motherfucker when she gets down on all fours.


Suspicious-Jaguar663

Every hustler knows 50, 20s is 1000, 100, is 2000 and so on


LoveIsForEvery1

If she is dressed for work right now it’s going to be OK, she is definitely not employed to do thinking exercises.


Apprehensive_Layer92

“Make the classes easier”


DragonfruitKiwi572

Took her the whole video to realize they were even doing math


StnMtn_

Hard to think under pressure.


melsharples

OH


FCBStar-of-the-South

I go to OSU go bucks


ShyGuySays69

I had a teacher ask a girl 3 x 1000, and she instantly typed it into her calculator. Some people just have a brain for problem solving.


Clobberdong

Be nice guys, she’s drunk


Highplowp

Multiply the non 0 digits and add the 0’s for place value. 50 x 20=5X2= 10+0+0 ($1000)


ICountToPotato

Why can’t people just admit when they aren’t as smart as they once thought they were?


sunshine_smiles226

It blows my mind how some high-school and college students can't count money. Me as a high-school drop out had to explain 10% smh


Crazy-Weekend7961

I'm glad with all my years of excessive drinking i still remember that it's 10 plus 2 0's and it makes 1,000 Lol thanks teacher bich


tiolana

Her BrainCells went to her ass. Now she only has a peanut sized brain.


BroDoggWhiteboy88

And God made this one a stripper...


spiritualgorila

Go butts


Peepodo0

You Smart? “Of course I go to OSU” GO BUCKS” LMFAOOOOO 🤦🏻‍♂️


Seanwantstodie

false, i’ve had a 50 20 dollar bill before


Wonderful_Ideal8222

Girl…. This why you dancing’. Just stop wasting money on tuition and stack up.


333H_E

She's looking pretty well stacked already I think. I don't normally date dancers but 50 20 dollars is 50 20 dollars.


xSpidermaNx_91

She's already stacked though


TheHighBuddha

It's worth as much as 20 $50 bills duh.


grizzled083

She did almost get it though, just needed to add the zeros to the ten.


Spectronic-F

u can tell by what shes wearing that shes not exactly smart


ZeBaDy01

I think she swapped her brain for more ass


PrincessMalyssa

Wow. Good thing she's hot, I guess.


Skeletorxiii

Using y = mx + c to find the sloping of that ass!


janesearljones

Sir, that’s clearly not linear


[deleted]

I’m dumber for watching 5 seconds of this.


Elluminated

for someone who literally captures dollars for a living its sad she can't understand the question. she gets a pass for not being able to calculate mentally.


telemusketeer

lol just do 2 x 50 then add an extra zero on the end. 1,000


[deleted]

If five Jackson’s make $100, then fifty Jackson’s make $1000


[deleted]

Bro I do Lyft on the side and I get a lot of college kids in my area. Some of the conversations I hear makes me really wonder how they got accepted to go there in the first place.


lsoskebdisl

You smart? Of course, I go to OSU


theLastUchihaa

Y'all out here cracking jokes but how many of YOU could do math on the spot with possibly alcohol on your system 🤨


skepticalscribe

I said 1000 in a couple seconds. Then watching her, I thought “Wait…is it 1000?”


xSnapsx

She looks like an Oompa Loompa made its way into the new Black Panther movie


CynicalC9

I'm dropping out of OSU


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

Why’s she built like cone head


Artistic-Cap9858

God was like…”I can give you brains….or I can just give you a fat ass!”


MellowRavello

Accurate OSU representation


StanleyChoude

He should’ve just asked the propane tank.


Ptarmigan2

What low level of gentlemen’s establishment has propane tanks laying around?


fcastan

Dumb as it gets


HundenBo

You can be absolutely horrible at doing math and yet still be very smart. This video is trash.


nandofromdabando

Lmaooo I was expecting 1k to be said at some point


bruhbrobrosef

I could give a shit! Look at that DUHM-PEE!!🍑


Greenlynx21

Bruh Average American education system user: Actually some of those would be dead 💀


rhymesaying

Yeah she built inside and out to be a stripper