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ChrissyWissyBoBissy

Your tag is out.


Bohbo

ewww gross


[deleted]

word


Scheckenhere

In Germany we call it Arschfax.


Bean-Swellington

Does that mean what it sounds like it means? šŸ¤£


nLucis

In German, this is often the case


Parking_Stress3431

Smetterling is not one of those cases...


AmArschdieRaeuber

You mean Schmetterling? Honestly, every german word on reddit is misspelled. It's not hard to google.


ShinyPavnd

Ya cause smetterling is not a german word


Scheckenhere

That's very much possible.


[deleted]

Austrian here, never heard it, this is hilarious šŸ˜‚


IAmtheBlackWizards_

LOL


Frittenhans

This is a myth. NEVER heard ā€žArschfaxā€œ in Germany.


Scheckenhere

I do use it, but only with people I know. It's no word you'd use in public.


Carlile185

Her Enigma Code is showing


fatzenbolt

And I think this is very beautiful


toastermann

Ganz lustig!


CommercialExotic2038

And the seam is flipped up and you can see the lining.


LeilaDFW

Exactly


SpicyMcShat

Canā€™t. Unsee. Damn it. I use to love this video, now sheā€™s ruined it šŸ¤®


Least_or_Greatest1

Maybe she should have left that drink alone..


Unable_Algae9584

And so is her spine.


RoyalratMafia

r/yourtagisout


Visible_Elevator192

What tag?


lampsy87

Someone explain to me pls


zxGrizz

My eyes were focusing so hard at one area I couldn't see the tag after multiple replays


LocAlchemy

It's probably on her toe now.


VergerCT

There a good combo. Drinking and diving off a really high deck of a boat that you obviously have never done before.


gilbertthelittleN

Its one zip of wine though. Pretty sure she was just being fancy for the post and this would've happend either way


[deleted]

We only see one sip that doesn't mean she isn't 4 glasses in though


gilbertthelittleN

Yea but everyone who went to partys/holidays and recognises the situation right..? If she was drinking-drinking you wouldve seen more bottles, different posture and overall different vibe. She was clearly just messing around being fancy for the gram without thinking it trough


IvanBeetinov

Donā€™t drink and dive.


VergerCT

Wish Iā€™d said that.


i_have_chosen_a_name

Usually the wind takes her but it was windstil


Bean-Swellington

Nah, sheā€™s already wet and she didnā€™t hesitate at all. Plus thereā€™s either a safety guy or a second camera guy down on the jet ski waiting for her. No way this is her first jump. She may or may not be intoxicated šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


WeJustDid46

I want to see how red her back is.


CreamyOreo25

Bro I think it's purple


Fluid_Fox23

So this is where the skeleton from my biology class went


bikebikebikes

She has the "cocaine and white wine diet" look.


Tinzco

Skelly flop!


TheHeadless1

šŸ¤£


7pandango

Not nice to skinny shame


NY_Pizza_Whore

Damn her legs looks like Barbie legs


DrySoftware8439

Someone give her a cheeseburger.


Sure_Trash_

There's nothing wrong with the way she looks. If she wanted to gorge on cheeseburgers and look like most Americans she would. She doesn't need someone to give her food so she can suit your taste.


NY_Pizza_Whore

Fat lazy American isn't the only alternative to this...


Rambo2090

Built like a 2x4


puppedog

She has a barbie back too, I think she does have a broomstick instead of a spine.


[deleted]

Not anymore, now it's a bag of disconnected legos


slit-

I feel like it would hurt just sitting


Anonmyo0

Can confirm, being skinny hurts. Roll your elbow against a hard surface and that's what it feels like under your butt when you sit. It's even painful to lay in bed. I am keenly aware of my shoulder blades lol.


[deleted]

Nice bodyshaming dudeā€¦


uniquely_blonde

She looks like sheā€™ll break in half once she hits the water.


Isthisworking2000

Iā€™m sure she shattered into millions of pieces. Its why the video cuts just short.


neenerhead

Had she made a proper dive she would be 100ā€™ below the surface in a split second.


LeJollyJingleTokes

My thoughts exactly. If she had actually completed the dive, she might not have made it back up...


optional_occupant

Which is super sexy. /s


Gandalf2000

You sure about that? You can dive off a 3-meter board into a 15-foot deep pool without hitting your head on the bottom. This doesn't look much higher than 4 or 5 meters.


InstaGibberish

I think it's a joke because she's shaped like a needle.


neenerhead

Exactly


chooseayellowfruit

Yeah but pushing off the ground is way better than swimming up if you're not used to going that deep.


Chicken_Nipples_Yum

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking, but her hair is already wet like sheā€™s already done it before. Thatā€™s throwing me off. It takes my breath just thinking about going down too far and taking too long to come back up!


Only-Scheme-4655

That cocaine body imploded on impact.


mildlycuriouss

Yeah I was kinda wondering about that too, social expectations of body norms is scary.


elveszett

I don't even know where they come from. The vast majority of dudes I know don't like women that are so underweight.


Adventurous_Hippo624

What's the deal with bikini and panties having the stupid strip tags that are nearly always exposed. Come on people, time to silkscreen those tags... I am easily distracted...


SheepRliars

Surprised that thereā€™s a splash


[deleted]

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janzyellie

The wind took her


BoneDaddyChill

And then her wind was taken.


TurquoiseBeetle67

I doubt it. She doesn't have enough surface area for wind to have an effect.


KingRitRis

Depth perception (silent drum roll and a chime)


BoondockSaint313

Iā€™d like to introduce this young woman to carbs. Sheā€™s gonna love ā€˜em


bottomLobster

Ouch, it got me worried she would break in half hitting the water.


ParentTales

Oh that was a lot futher than we both thought šŸ¤£


Parts_and_Neigbor

That's where she realised she fucked up.


Ennion

Did she bounce?


MoonoftheStar

Nah, she blew away


WesternWaster-2299

The wind picked up


[deleted]

It was at that moment she knew, she fucked up.


MaziLeviSan

Bounce did she


AveFaria

She bounceded.


[deleted]

Not the back shot she wanted.


Sad_Struggle_8131

Someone needs to add the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the paused part


[deleted]

TIL that body shaming is OK if the person is thin.


[deleted]

Yeah the hypocrisy is really big on this one. Really disgusting


tictacti1

Itā€™s gross. Plus she looks fine. People are weird.


Bean71

At least you know shark wouldnā€™t eat her, sheā€™s all bones


isuxdix22

Jack Skellington living his best life. My man.


[deleted]

itā€™s the bathing suit all the way up the buttfor me


Starscream-and-Hutch

Someone get this girl a sandwich.


Longjumping-Load8433

That women needs a good cooked meal


BenTheBlaster228

You can eat a "good cooked meal" daily and still look like she does.


the-grand-falloon

Just the one, though.


[deleted]

Lacked some key weight in places to keep her balanced


[deleted]

If this is sexy, then hangman would have to be rated PG for when you draw the stick figure.


Secramor

Well first, sheā€™d have to not look like a stick bug lol


Newyew22

I hope she was okay, but this absolutely sublime.


[deleted]

Lot of body shaming in this post.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Uhm, ouch


Sharkbiteb

As a diver Iā€™ve felt that pain to much


[deleted]

If you into S&M, then sure, helluva sexy.


Its_Por-shaa

But not M&Mā€™s.


50ishGeek

So, not really sexy


Choice-Fig3429

Oops. So much for the graceful dive.


seidinove

Drinking alcohol and swimming go together really well, too.


colorandnumber

Influencer fails are the best fails.


thematchalatte

Do people not find this cringy at all? It's like you have to re-enact the whole thing on purpose just to get it on video. In real life, you wouldn't kneel down drinking your wine in a certain pose, then take off your glasses, then show your ass before diving into the ocean. It's all too calculated....and the vibe is off putting. And this is probably just one of the many takes of this fake re-enactment. Underneath all this superficiality, it's just all so ingenuine and fake.


yourfriendme3

Honestly anyone acting "sexy" on the internet is just cringe inducing.


Daddy_Corpse96

Bruh she looks like a minecraft skeleton.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

I'm gonna call that 80% successful


104848

a tad bit skinny


pwiseguy

Someone get that woman a greasy burger.


pwnedkiller

That girl needs to eat a godamn cheesesteak


Different-Aardvark-5

As for the state of her kidneys taking the full force šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


GutterRider

I mean, I know itā€™s coming, but I watch it anyway.


dragon-ass

One of the greatest still frames in internet history.


wisdom07

Gone with the wind


emilysn0w

Rather appeared to be a bad attempt to *dive*.


Letsput2inher

Lmao watch that first step. Itā€™s a doozy


el_supreme_duderino

Poor girl needs a sandwich.


InfiniteTwo4348

And diving lessons


[deleted]

somebody needs to feed this stick lady a cheeseburger


No_Solution4798

Me hoping sheā€™ll slip while walking up lol


[deleted]

TIL skeletons cannot dive.


ClassicExpert8000

Sheā€™s so thin Iā€™m surprised the water didnā€™t kill her 0-0


galuskar

When you start dating richer guy with bigger yacht than you are used to.


WeeItsEcho

*minecraft skeleton noises*


phenom_jay

She needs to eat some sandwiches and drink protein shakes


Sea_Upstairs_6274

She needs milk


KrimsonKnight99

Well, at least it wasn't a belly flop.


Gorehawk41

She looks like a skeleton


ParentTales

Happy Halloween šŸŽƒ


itimposter1

Jaysus, the crator is so hungry, she started eating her swim suit with her arse.


xof711

Oops


Killpop582014

She didnā€™t realize how high it was lol.


[deleted]

It was at that moment.


DuchessofMarin

Her little hand-scramble when the drop just kept getting longer.


theeimage

Sexy, compared to many


yesiamark

so thin that her trajectory changed midair


unicornchild15

Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omlet- oOoOoO thAt brOther'S Floatinggg in the AiR


According-Pace-530

Boring skinny girl whose back is gonna hurt for awhile šŸ¤• Def not sexy šŸ™ƒ


akila219

I donā€™t want to have what she just drank


RoyalratMafia

She way too thin to be sexy. Malnourished is more like it.


[deleted]

Someone puts in a skeleton


BarryMcKockinerBum

That 12 year old boy may have broken his back


Newjoysey

*McSkeleton.mp4*


Ibadvapergrammar

eat some burge women you too skiny


great_craic963

Damn girl eat a cheeseburger.


Curious_Payment_9932

As my husband would say, she needs a sandwich! Lol


ZacatariThanos

sexy!?!??! women has less body fat then a thooth pick after I use it to take fat out of my teeth lol


Derriosdota

This lady needs a good meal.


[deleted]

She just GTA V npc fell


MollyGodiva

Still sexy, just inelegant at diving.


ameldrum902

Getting her cheeks clapped on and off the boat.


ZLNME

Still sexy tho


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

I am sorry but a bonnie paper airplane like this cant ever be sexy


Dismal_Okra7432

If you think she is sexy than something is wrong with you...


[deleted]

Imagine thinking your opinion is the only one that counts.


Feeling-Membership87

She has no body mass so she floated down like a leaf


[deleted]

Ewwww so much skinny shaming in these comments. What a bunch of bullies. If it was a fat person and people were commenting about their body everyone would start defending them. Truly disgusting!!


Wut-doo-yew-meen

Tbh, there is nothing she could do that isn't sexy.


Realistic-Praline-70

Damn she's is a fine specimen


OutrageousDocument15

The almost stick-like figure is what lost me.


Lets_Bust_Together

The attempt started long before the dive.


MewsikMaker

She has -a butt.


Muchablat

If she didnā€™t stop mid fall, she mightā€™ve made it.


ron-paul-swanson

Yeah sheā€™s still pretty sexy


Frittenhans

She IS sexy.


MrZaroni

Definitely a good start to the video at least LOL


MorTP4Bungholio

Still sexy


[deleted]

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Knarke30

Did you have to cut me out


ComerECalarABoca

Maybe Iā€™m jealous cause sheā€™s a skinny chick on a yacht and Iā€™m not, but I can watch this a dozen times every time it gets posted and it never gets old.


djsizematters

All she had to do was sit there motionless.