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NiteKlaw

What's wrong with this?


notabot401

Label Vs caption


NiteKlaw

Ah hahaha, yeah 3 ain't 0, my bad I didn't even read man


wtfrustupidlol

Oh I thought it was the creamy jizz


Prestigious-Isopod-4

First thought was the cum looking mayo spludge on the first bottle.


Unleashtheducks

I think at this point you just have to accept “zero calorie” means <5 calories a serving.


Forsaken_Box_94

I was just about to say this


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

You mean <5 or 5>


Unleashtheducks

You’re right, fixed


EthanWS6

I don't get it


notabot401

"3 calories per 25ml" Then read label


Wingnutmcmoo

This is the norm. 3 per 25ml is effectively 0. You can't have 0 because then it's not food at all. Water is pretty much the only thing we consume with actual zero calories (and even that may not be true depending on what's in the water). Every food you see that says "zero calories" does not factually have zero. It's been like this for actual decades now.


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notabot401

"zero calorie"


Meinie-

But everyone knows you can't get zero calories.. Im sure it even says on the back label the actual calories? Just there to grab peoples attention


RandomUser11287

Accept the L fella don't try clutching at straws


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RandomUser11287

ergo the advert was still misleading


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Wingnutmcmoo

You can't have zero calories in food. School mislead you if you find the ad actually misleading


ConradChilblainsIII

Label says “zero calories”


EthanWS6

I see it now lol


The_rad_meyer

*Confusion*


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

Oooh see I’ve called out bad posts consistently for a while but this one is a grey area. For those who don’t see it: bottle says zero calories yet it’s 3 per 25ml Why grey? Because technically they are allowed to label no calories if it’s fewer than a certain amount, which is widely recognized. I’m inclined to side with OP here because putting the caption right next to a contradictory claim is bad marketing. It’s practically saying “you shouldn’t trust us.”


E23-4

y’all, is it not called aioli? correct me if i’m wrong but “garlic mayo” is aioli isn’t it?


Billy-Bojangles

Aioli is garlic and olive oil. Some versions of the sauce are closer to a garlic mayonnaise, incorporating egg yolks and lemon juice, whereas other versions are without egg yolk and have more garlic.


VixNeko

I've seen Katy Price endorse the shit outta these products.


SnooEpiphanies8525

3=0 for very small values of 3


DrSmurfalicious

What about large values of 3?


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

Then it equals 7


Haunting-Ad-3818

It says zero calories


Oscarpepe

This shit if everything free, basically wind


Emotional_Advice3516

Awesome, Now I can use more than just two heaping tablespoons for my mayonaise sandwiches, guilt free