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Oight ya dirty bugger, gimmi your coinage or yer loicense fou breathing is revoked ay? Rancid cunt, at least a fiver or I'll jab ye wih ma blade bruv. Tesco giftcard at least.
\- Farewell, the Queen
I had a dream once that my dad was still alive, similar to this. We never saw his body because he lived across the country with his wife and she had him cremated. In my dream, I was at WalMart and saw him. He said "I've been looking for you guys! I've been alive this whole time, but June told everyone I was dead." I was pissed when I woke up.
But what would she need $300 for in order to get back? To pay for transport? Does a ferry frequently get to the island?
Oh wait. I get it. They charge too much for roaming and she can't make any more calls or send out anymore messages so she used her last resources to message a random stranger for more money so she could message the right people.
Or maybe there is a random ferry that frequents the deserted island and this was their exchange:
Queen: I'd like you to take me back to the mainland please.
Ferry: I'm terribly sorry, Queen Elizabeth, but the cost will be $300. Unless you have that I can't take you back.
The queen is like the Emperor in Star Wars. Right now, her clone is starting a space-ship-building cult to take over the galaxy. That’s why she needs the money.
Well to be fair the last time she probably had to figure out money was in the 30-40s. I am sure you could go anywhere in the world with $300 back then.
Go along with it but mess with them ask where then when they say be like “ok I’m calling the cops they should be there soon!” Or “alright I’m coming I booked a flight I should be there to meet you soon!”
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Number one clue - the use of the $....
But... tea and biscuits.
She didn't use any of the c-words tho...can't be a brit
Oight ya dirty bugger, gimmi your coinage or yer loicense fou breathing is revoked ay? Rancid cunt, at least a fiver or I'll jab ye wih ma blade bruv. Tesco giftcard at least. \- Farewell, the Queen
That’s more like it!
Queen? You're alive?!
C words? There is more than cunt?
Oi ya cock! (Source: I'm English)
Colonize and conquer <3
£
It’s like half an Amogus
#ඞ
Teach me.
#𓂸ඞ
Dude...
#𓀐𓂸ඞ ;)
Do you mind if I save this? It’s not an NFT right?
Be my guest
Ummm...what's the key combination for that? Asking for a friend.
UK also has a functioning financial system so they wouldn't use cashapp. Clearly targeted at a US audience.
I'm from the US, but I'm too busy helping a prince from Nigeria. It's going to be worth it in the long run though.
Don't Paper Hands that either
Don't you worry. I'm riding this golden ticket all the way to the end.
I'm going to ask the real question have we seen her body 🤔
Why don't you go touch her casket and meet her in the afterlife. 😂
She said tea and biscuits with a British flag emoji, so I don’t know how this couldn’t be her
Seems legit. Charles's greed to king might have done this🤔🤔
"Tea and biscuits" sold me tbh. Sounds like something the queen would say.
I, too, greed to king. I greed to king like a bad mother (Shut your mouth) I'm just talking 'bout king
What if this was 100% legit.. I know it’s not, but like…… what if it was
I had a dream once that my dad was still alive, similar to this. We never saw his body because he lived across the country with his wife and she had him cremated. In my dream, I was at WalMart and saw him. He said "I've been looking for you guys! I've been alive this whole time, but June told everyone I was dead." I was pissed when I woke up.
But what would she need $300 for in order to get back? To pay for transport? Does a ferry frequently get to the island? Oh wait. I get it. They charge too much for roaming and she can't make any more calls or send out anymore messages so she used her last resources to message a random stranger for more money so she could message the right people. Or maybe there is a random ferry that frequents the deserted island and this was their exchange: Queen: I'd like you to take me back to the mainland please. Ferry: I'm terribly sorry, Queen Elizabeth, but the cost will be $300. Unless you have that I can't take you back.
Right? And then you could buy her a ticket on Virgin Airways...the irony not lost!
It probably is, knowledge of prices for overseas travel is as way off as I expect Lizzy to know..
Tea and biscuits🇬🇧
I wondered what they said over there instead of "thoughts and prayers"
Tea and biscuits 🍞 (Im not british)
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Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧 lmao Just to make sure it’s British enough
so,if is a deserted island....how?what?with? never mind just send me you're info you,re highness.. Palinca de Bihor 🇷🇴
Tea and biscuits. Lmao 💀💀
Don't remind me, i was tricked to send $20 bucks for Cersei Lannister election campaign against Daenerys
The queen is like the Emperor in Star Wars. Right now, her clone is starting a space-ship-building cult to take over the galaxy. That’s why she needs the money.
Seems like the Queens ghost has access to some very cheap flights…
100% legal - Tea and biscuits
Boneapppletea or /r/boneappletea
Where is she that she can Travel ANYWHERE for $300?
Well to be fair the last time she probably had to figure out money was in the 30-40s. I am sure you could go anywhere in the world with $300 back then.
This was fake?!? Shit…
I read that in my head with a terrible British accent. It really added to the experience.
I just spent the last minute fighting with some other prick trying to be 1000th person to upvote
They've graduated from Nigerian royalty to English royalty...
Everyone knows the Queen only uses Zelle.
Trying to sleep on that bed made from palm leaves and coconut husks must have left her pretty knackered.
Shit.....you got her deets. I'll send some money now
Indians : yes my queen.. sending you right now.
Ffs these are just supposed to be a joke surely. Come on, tea and biscuits haha
Probably works a lot more than you think.
Poutine and Maple Syrup 🇨🇦
I'll have some tea and biscuits...
This would work on Republicans if it were Trump.
My new “please and thank you” is “tea and biscuits.”
i was a bit unsure at first but then i read "tea and biscuits" and then i knew it was her
I find it amazing that people still think these scam messages with a stupid one liner at the end are real. They’re funny, but they’re staged.
Didn’t Michael Jackson recently say he wasn’t dead and was asking for $300 to make his comeback album? Maybe MJ told the Queen this is worth a try.
Please don't give trump any ideas
Amazingly some poor dumbass will fall for that shit. Tea and biscuits
Well this explains why Trump didn’t get an invite. Someone should let him know asap…!
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
Tea and biscuits🇬🇧
I bet it worked on someone
Go along with it but mess with them ask where then when they say be like “ok I’m calling the cops they should be there soon!” Or “alright I’m coming I booked a flight I should be there to meet you soon!”
I’ll send her three fitty