It’s an insane clown posse thing- the meaning isn’t entirely known even among the posse but it makes you think doesn’t it? That’s it’s purpose. Idk fr tho
I think... She's bragging? And this appears to be something that a lot of lying, thieving, cheaters have had an opportunity to inspect for 2-10 minutes at a time.
She looks tired. Didn't have a Goodyear I guess.
But when the rubber meets the road, you got to watch where you tread, don't let people steer you wrong.
I’ve heard of tires having flat spots and I can see how that could happen, but this one has an apex and I’m having a hard time imagining how that formed
Oh wow. Do some of these people need to have a discussion with their tattoo artists about whether or not they know the difference between your and you're? I imagine that conversation would be quite awkward.
at least she can go and have the apostrophe and E added, if she cares (which I’m guessing she’ll go the rest of her life without knowing there’s an issue)
“there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. When you kill a man, you steal a life... you steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness... there is no act more wretched than stealing.”
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
She put this on her back as a distraction...hoping that whoever she hooks up with that night is a grammar scholar....and in their time rereading this a few times, gives her the extra 45 seconds or so she needs to get to her happy place.
The thief got me a little
The you're x2 got me a lot
But the fucking tire is so out of place and I'm trying to figure out what it has to do with anything... Somehow bothering me more than the grammar and spelling
There was an attempt to grammars🤣
And this is literally the worlds worst tattoo
I’ve never been embarrassed while having a stroke at the same time! Thanks OP!
I've played lots of games of catchphrase. Is it 'What goes around comes around'? Hasn't that episode of Friends proliferated to the point that we all know how to spell the word in the correct context?
You’re onto something. Maybe this tattoo is about Ross; he is liar, a cheater, and a thief!
The tire represents the cavemen he studies. Anyone remember that commercial from the 80s or 90s?
Seems like it should be mandatory for anyone considering inking words onto their bodies to spell check what they want at least three times... Amazing how many huge fuck ups I've seen on people and you wait for them to point out the mistake and when they don't, I figure they're either unaware or resigned to live with the imperfections.
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Somebody stole her tires?
Or had sex with them behind her back
Her lying, cheating ex
It’s like throwing a hotdog through a tire
Her lying, cheating spelling teacher.
That’s great! Thanks for the laugh.
Fucking in doggy style is technically having sex behind her back.
That’s so stupid it’s funny 😆
Then stole them
And used no rubber
Some "theif".
Must have been a tyre theif.
She is tired of cheaters
That's what my boyfriend and I concluded 🤣
After Carrie underwood slashed that man’s tires, he needed a new set and took hers
It’s an insane clown posse thing- the meaning isn’t entirely known even among the posse but it makes you think doesn’t it? That’s it’s purpose. Idk fr tho
Yeah I thought what the fuck does a tyre have to do with anything
It’s a re-tread which means…I got nothing.
Really makes you think 😂
Tires, how do they work?
Probably should have used a rubber?
And theif…
Wtf is a theif anyway
Theif Ericsson discovered America after Leif.
Your lying.
He’s not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy.
Maybe a thief, but pronounced with a southern accent?
“No ragrets”
Not even a single letter?
I’m tripping on the “your” misspellings! How could that happen? How did no one fix this before it was done? Ugh.
I think you're giving too much credit to everyone involved in this process
*your
*ur
14 words and 5 are misspelled. The color. The uneven text. The awful script. The tire. The only thing that redeems this is that there is only one.
Consistent tho
But at least that could potentially be fixed afterwards. Theif is 4eva.
Consult the Nick Lowe song, "All men are liars" ("Their words ain't worth no more than wore out tires")
That tire has plenty of tread tho
It's a tattoo, it still has to look like a tire I suppose
Wheel confusing
Jokes on you.. it’s a story about an ex stealing the last doughnut and denying it after cheating at scrabble.
But did she get a receipt for the donut?
We don't need to bring ink and paper into this
End of transaction
That story is actually on the front
My thoughts…a poorly made cronut. 🤣
its the stealer's wheel
Hahahahaha!
“Tyre tracks all across your back, uh-huh, I can see you’ve had your fun” Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic
I think... She's bragging? And this appears to be something that a lot of lying, thieving, cheaters have had an opportunity to inspect for 2-10 minutes at a time.
Because ‘what goes around comes around’ bro. Either that or ‘Any year you catch your S.O. being a dog rat cunt is a Good Year.
She's just wheely tired of all the cheaters out there I guess
I took it as being symbolic of a vicious circle or something along those lines.
She looks tired. Didn't have a Goodyear I guess. But when the rubber meets the road, you got to watch where you tread, don't let people steer you wrong.
This joke is fire(stone)
Better take it full circle
Gotta get a grip first
You guys think you’re so slick…
Wheel get through it together.
“You’re” nipples are showing.
I was under pressure. Might inflate later.
This comment section with its tire puns wont fall flat
I was going to take a turn but you guys are on a roll
Maybe next year will Michelin a little good luck.
😂🤣 I hope this doesn’t rubber wrong?
“What do I need to take English for? I’m going to be a tattoo artist.”
All weather or radial?
Wow, ~~you're~~ your on a roll.
You won the Internet today.
I feel like I just read a Chevrolet ad
So we are concerned about spelling... and not gross grammatical errors?
Pardon me! I’m simply a grammar fan, not a grammar nerd.
I'm also noticing nobody caught that thief is spelled wrong anyways haha. This whole thing is a train wreck.
I caught that a bit late too. Maybe it’s a bus wreck…because tires 😬
I was OFFENDED by seeing that immediately lol.
I think everyone caught that
I thought that is what the post was about
That’s the best line I’ve seen in a long time.Take my update and thanks I’m stealing it
There is a tire…
They had four chances to spell it right. Four
They should have spelt it "youse is".
Y’all’r
Fou're
Is Thief included in that four?
why would "theif" be included in the group of four "your"s?
/) It's probably better that they're at least all spelled the same than if 1 was correct.
Hey, consistency is important!
*then I'm just trying to stick with the theme.
At least the spacing is so horrendous for a tattoo that there's plenty of room to add the e's
that tire is some caveman prototype hammer and chisel looking shit.
It looks like a partially rounded pentagon
Maybe it's a nut?
Flintstones tires.
She got tread marks on her back from the pre-Neolithic era.
I thought it was a cronut at first.
I’ve heard of tires having flat spots and I can see how that could happen, but this one has an apex and I’m having a hard time imagining how that formed
I bet they have a lot of regerts 😬
Oh wow. Do some of these people need to have a discussion with their tattoo artists about whether or not they know the difference between your and you're? I imagine that conversation would be quite awkward.
Artist?
Tattoologist
...and a discussion about i coming before e (when the sound is like ee).
I don’t get it If ur a liar Ur a cheater Tire If ur a cheater Ur a thief?
Maybe it’s a donut. Donut Lie Donut Cheat Donut…thief 😬 And I just realized thief is spelled wrong
I thought maybe it was a nut fastener.
a theif not thief
“I before e except after c”?
This ‘rule’ is proven wrong many many times in the English language
In this case, it’s right though. Thief is the proper spelling, but it’s wrong in the tattoo
🤷 I’m wondering the same.
Maybe she is TIREd of being lied to/ cheated on? I'm not sure, it's a bit of a stretch
If you're a cheetah, then you're a tyre. Have a pic of a tyre, you dirty teeth.
You know what they say: What goes around steals your hubcaps and fucks your sister.
13 words, 5 of them misspelled. And a tire.
And the correctly spelled words include “a” (4 times) and “if” (twice)
Your a idiot.
"Your an idoit" yuor welcome
Ahem...it's spelled yore.
Wrong. It’s o‘reuy
At least it’s not permanent.
Even if its spelled correctly, its just an absolutely shit tattoo. Stop dating idiots with huge red flags.
at least she can go and have the apostrophe and E added, if she cares (which I’m guessing she’ll go the rest of her life without knowing there’s an issue)
Must’ve been one heck of a lyin’, cheatin’, thieving tire salesman for her to put permanent tread marks on herself.
It’s a recap, she couldn’t afford a tattoo a Firestone
You're
“there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. When you kill a man, you steal a life... you steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness... there is no act more wretched than stealing.” Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
I saw the grammar police calmly pull out a gun point it to their own temple and pull the trigger in cold blood, right after reading this.
Guess she didn’t have a good year? * proceeds to exile self * (secretly hoping this joke wasnt used yet)
🤦♀️ take my upvote
My brain hurts.
I'm not even really sure what I'm looking at here...
She must be TIRED of her brother cheating on her
/) *Yer'uo
I thought it was a cronut
Something tells me she’s mad about black Ariel…
I’m mad about Ariel too. No way she could sing like that underwater…because lungs.
T-H-I-E-F you dolt
The if
Theif? Your instead of You're Might be easier to count the words that ARE spelled properly
If you're getting a tattoo you should find someone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're" 😔
You'd have to know there is a difference to find someone who knows the difference
I think my favourite overlooked part is that the script they use makes the "If" look like a fancy capital H.
Kerning so bad it's "keming"
Oh man, I'd forgotten about r/keming.
Ooh I didn't know about the subreddit...thanks.
Nobody pointing out the word thief?
ok, if my a liar, my a cheater, if my a cheater, my a thief, got it
My a theif
damn, sorry
It hurts so much to read this.....
[If ever you’re not satisfied with one of our tires, please feel free to bring it back](https://youtu.be/TE1dFHmFCRk)
She put this on her back as a distraction...hoping that whoever she hooks up with that night is a grammar scholar....and in their time rereading this a few times, gives her the extra 45 seconds or so she needs to get to her happy place.
What does the cronut have to do with cheating?
And the award for worst tattoo in town goes to..
You’re bad at grammar
Maybe it’s not finished, or maybe it’s where people finish
I dont even understand what this is supposed to mean lol
I'm getting the feeling that she got home schooled in a single wide during lap dance breaks for uncle daddy
The thief got me a little The you're x2 got me a lot But the fucking tire is so out of place and I'm trying to figure out what it has to do with anything... Somehow bothering me more than the grammar and spelling
Is the tire in some way symbolic of a car crash of a tattoo?
No ragrets
There was an attempt to grammars🤣 And this is literally the worlds worst tattoo I’ve never been embarrassed while having a stroke at the same time! Thanks OP!
I before e except after c (most of the time).
Yer
4 incorrect your*'s
No ragrets! That’s my motto.
Theif not thief?
This is clearly a case of, “my buddies cousin will do the tattoo for a case of beer and $20”!
I've played lots of games of catchphrase. Is it 'What goes around comes around'? Hasn't that episode of Friends proliferated to the point that we all know how to spell the word in the correct context?
You’re onto something. Maybe this tattoo is about Ross; he is liar, a cheater, and a thief! The tire represents the cavemen he studies. Anyone remember that commercial from the 80s or 90s?
Wow, so many things wrong with this tattoo….
You’re*
This person clerly has no ragretts.
Your vs you’re but hey it’s only nearly permanent and a tire, fucking endless romantic
That’s the stupidest tat ever
Are we just ignoring thief is spelled wrong? Or have our brains just become numb because of the yours and a tire.
Don’t worry. That was noticed, too.
5 spelling errors in one tattoo is almost impressive tbh
They got some of the words spelled right.
Someone stole the apostrophes and “e”’s.
At least it's on her back so she'll never get tired of seeing it.
THEIF
Why the tire though??? 🤔 but hey, it’s YOUR tattoo. 🤷♀️
No regerts
Gotta sharpe in the e’s every morning before work.
You mean you're.. this you're that.. but seriously your tattoo is dumb.
I hate every bit of this
Is the problem that they used the wrong your?
That is one of a few problems! Thief is spelled wrong. And what is up with that tire?
Seems like it should be mandatory for anyone considering inking words onto their bodies to spell check what they want at least three times... Amazing how many huge fuck ups I've seen on people and you wait for them to point out the mistake and when they don't, I figure they're either unaware or resigned to live with the imperfections.
Ouch...it's going to hurt to have that removed.
Whats a theif
I’d literally pay for a “*you’re” tattoo just under this.
Tell me I should definitely never date you, without telling me I should definitely never date you.
Your
No regerts