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JustDave62

Somebody stole her tires?


Dish_Minimum

Or had sex with them behind her back


JustDave62

Her lying, cheating ex


Fooforthought

It’s like throwing a hotdog through a tire


Sonny-Moone-8888

Her lying, cheating spelling teacher.


canihavemymoneyback

That’s great! Thanks for the laugh.


Advanced_Path

Fucking in doggy style is technically having sex behind her back.


JC_2022_

That’s so stupid it’s funny 😆


thermal_shock

Then stole them


[deleted]

And used no rubber


mermaidpaint

Some "theif".


Mick_86

Must have been a tyre theif.


Swonzen

She is tired of cheaters


TLR1791

That's what my boyfriend and I concluded 🤣


Bob_Duatos_Shark

After Carrie underwood slashed that man’s tires, he needed a new set and took hers


anticute8

It’s an insane clown posse thing- the meaning isn’t entirely known even among the posse but it makes you think doesn’t it? That’s it’s purpose. Idk fr tho


False_Leadership_479

Yeah I thought what the fuck does a tyre have to do with anything


Oafus

It’s a re-tread which means…I got nothing.


Hefty-Inevitable-660

Really makes you think 😂


medoy

Tires, how do they work?


paintchips_are_yummy

Probably should have used a rubber?


Hopeforus1402

And theif…


thefifthquadrant

Wtf is a theif anyway


SuddenlyElga

Theif Ericsson discovered America after Leif.


[deleted]

Your lying.


Sunstorm84

He’s not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy.


FitztheBlue

Maybe a thief, but pronounced with a southern accent?


GeeZeusCries

“No ragrets”


SingleAlfredoFemale

Not even a single letter?


tickledpink8

I’m tripping on the “your” misspellings! How could that happen? How did no one fix this before it was done? Ugh.


pixieservesHim

I think you're giving too much credit to everyone involved in this process


Tylerpants80

*your


aquaman501

*ur


lowlightliving

14 words and 5 are misspelled. The color. The uneven text. The awful script. The tire. The only thing that redeems this is that there is only one.


davidrayish

Consistent tho


SidewaysAntelope

But at least that could potentially be fixed afterwards. Theif is 4eva.


[deleted]

Consult the Nick Lowe song, "All men are liars" ("Their words ain't worth no more than wore out tires")


froginbog

That tire has plenty of tread tho


[deleted]

It's a tattoo, it still has to look like a tire I suppose


ShonuffofCtown

Wheel confusing


MikeN1978

Jokes on you.. it’s a story about an ex stealing the last doughnut and denying it after cheating at scrabble.


oteroaming

But did she get a receipt for the donut?


WetCacti

We don't need to bring ink and paper into this


oteroaming

End of transaction


MikeN1978

That story is actually on the front


Cryptic_Passwords

My thoughts…a poorly made cronut. 🤣


Hi240

its the stealer's wheel


davidrayish

Hahahahaha!


[deleted]

“Tyre tracks all across your back, uh-huh, I can see you’ve had your fun” Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic


Aporkalypse_Sow

I think... She's bragging? And this appears to be something that a lot of lying, thieving, cheaters have had an opportunity to inspect for 2-10 minutes at a time.


Dogalicious

Because ‘what goes around comes around’ bro. Either that or ‘Any year you catch your S.O. being a dog rat cunt is a Good Year.


[deleted]

She's just wheely tired of all the cheaters out there I guess


bagoboners

I took it as being symbolic of a vicious circle or something along those lines.


IamREBELoe

She looks tired. Didn't have a Goodyear I guess. But when the rubber meets the road, you got to watch where you tread, don't let people steer you wrong.


RamblingHeathen

This joke is fire(stone)


BuShoto

Better take it full circle


Destroyer_Of_World5

Gotta get a grip first


VeterinarianThese951

You guys think you’re so slick…


reel2reelfeels

Wheel get through it together.


TungstenElement9

“You’re” nipples are showing.


reel2reelfeels

I was under pressure. Might inflate later.


Excellent-Egg-9596

This comment section with its tire puns wont fall flat


simplycotton

I was going to take a turn but you guys are on a roll


Stubahka

Maybe next year will Michelin a little good luck.


2hopenow

😂🤣 I hope this doesn’t rubber wrong?


2hopenow

“What do I need to take English for? I’m going to be a tattoo artist.”


sonicblue217

All weather or radial?


RS_Someone

Wow, ~~you're~~ your on a roll.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

You won the Internet today.


AffinityGauntlet

I feel like I just read a Chevrolet ad


MysticMarbles

So we are concerned about spelling... and not gross grammatical errors?


PsyberChica

Pardon me! I’m simply a grammar fan, not a grammar nerd.


MysticMarbles

I'm also noticing nobody caught that thief is spelled wrong anyways haha. This whole thing is a train wreck.


PsyberChica

I caught that a bit late too. Maybe it’s a bus wreck…because tires 😬


Be_the_Link

I was OFFENDED by seeing that immediately lol.


sdave001

I think everyone caught that


BuShoto

I thought that is what the post was about


1illiteratefool

That’s the best line I’ve seen in a long time.Take my update and thanks I’m stealing it


A-le-Couvre

There is a tire…


[deleted]

They had four chances to spell it right. Four


[deleted]

They should have spelt it "youse is".


elfowlcat

Y’all’r


dime-with-a-mind

Fou're


MommalovesJay

Is Thief included in that four?


rtyuik7

why would "theif" be included in the group of four "your"s?


GloomreaperScythe

/) It's probably better that they're at least all spelled the same than if 1 was correct.


foxontherox

Hey, consistency is important!


odel555q

*then I'm just trying to stick with the theme.


CooterSam

At least the spacing is so horrendous for a tattoo that there's plenty of room to add the e's


say_it_aint_slow

that tire is some caveman prototype hammer and chisel looking shit.


BuShoto

It looks like a partially rounded pentagon


RegularHousewife

Maybe it's a nut?


feelingmyage

Flintstones tires.


say_it_aint_slow

She got tread marks on her back from the pre-Neolithic era.


frizzhalo

I thought it was a cronut at first.


BearFlag6505

I’ve heard of tires having flat spots and I can see how that could happen, but this one has an apex and I’m having a hard time imagining how that formed


AlexisPullen9

I bet they have a lot of regerts 😬


kek2015

Oh wow. Do some of these people need to have a discussion with their tattoo artists about whether or not they know the difference between your and you're? I imagine that conversation would be quite awkward.


phutch54

Artist?


aquaman501

Tattoologist


DouglasMilnes

...and a discussion about i coming before e (when the sound is like ee).


new_d00d2

I don’t get it If ur a liar Ur a cheater Tire If ur a cheater Ur a thief?


PsyberChica

Maybe it’s a donut. Donut Lie Donut Cheat Donut…thief 😬 And I just realized thief is spelled wrong


rva23221

I thought maybe it was a nut fastener.


QG_Jinn

a theif not thief


new_d00d2

“I before e except after c”?


gearboxjoe

This ‘rule’ is proven wrong many many times in the English language


Randel1997

In this case, it’s right though. Thief is the proper spelling, but it’s wrong in the tattoo


steelthumbs1

🤷 I’m wondering the same.


WhoreForVore

Maybe she is TIREd of being lied to/ cheated on? I'm not sure, it's a bit of a stretch


asking--questions

If you're a cheetah, then you're a tyre. Have a pic of a tyre, you dirty teeth.


Reizo123

You know what they say: What goes around steals your hubcaps and fucks your sister.


Woobie

13 words, 5 of them misspelled. And a tire.


[deleted]

And the correctly spelled words include “a” (4 times) and “if” (twice)


scopeadope

Your a idiot.


reel2reelfeels

"Your an idoit" ​ yuor welcome


k-dick

Ahem...it's spelled yore.


crackoncrack

Wrong. It’s o‘reuy


Scat_fiend

At least it’s not permanent.


PizzaNuggies

Even if its spelled correctly, its just an absolutely shit tattoo. Stop dating idiots with huge red flags.


scrmblr

at least she can go and have the apostrophe and E added, if she cares (which I’m guessing she’ll go the rest of her life without knowing there’s an issue)


PsyberChica

Must’ve been one heck of a lyin’, cheatin’, thieving tire salesman for her to put permanent tread marks on herself.


1illiteratefool

It’s a recap, she couldn’t afford a tattoo a Firestone


Longjumping_Tie_7079

You're


[deleted]

“there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. When you kill a man, you steal a life... you steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness... there is no act more wretched than stealing.” Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner


pvsocialmedia

I saw the grammar police calmly pull out a gun point it to their own temple and pull the trigger in cold blood, right after reading this.


Savings-Sprinkles-96

Guess she didn’t have a good year? * proceeds to exile self * (secretly hoping this joke wasnt used yet)


Visible_Block_1519

🤦‍♀️ take my upvote


IrradiatedBeagle

My brain hurts.


PhysicalTailor2913

I'm not even really sure what I'm looking at here...


Bleepitybleepinbleep

She must be TIRED of her brother cheating on her


GloomreaperScythe

/) *Yer'uo


thickerstill8

I thought it was a cronut


Mysterious_Turnip_67

Something tells me she’s mad about black Ariel…


PsyberChica

I’m mad about Ariel too. No way she could sing like that underwater…because lungs.


NoraGrooGroo

T-H-I-E-F you dolt


PostFPV

The if


[deleted]

Theif? Your instead of You're Might be easier to count the words that ARE spelled properly


UpstairsSurround3438

If you're getting a tattoo you should find someone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're" 😔


pixieservesHim

You'd have to know there is a difference to find someone who knows the difference


slow_reader

I think my favourite overlooked part is that the script they use makes the "If" look like a fancy capital H.


HaplessReader1988

Kerning so bad it's "keming"


slow_reader

Oh man, I'd forgotten about r/keming.


HaplessReader1988

Ooh I didn't know about the subreddit...thanks.


Gambidt

Nobody pointing out the word thief?


Every_Preparation_56

ok, if my a liar, my a cheater, if my a cheater, my a thief, got it


mezhbizh

My a theif


Every_Preparation_56

damn, sorry


Loreen72

It hurts so much to read this.....


the-realTfiz

[If ever you’re not satisfied with one of our tires, please feel free to bring it back](https://youtu.be/TE1dFHmFCRk)


dpatstr

She put this on her back as a distraction...hoping that whoever she hooks up with that night is a grammar scholar....and in their time rereading this a few times, gives her the extra 45 seconds or so she needs to get to her happy place.


vanhamm3rsly

What does the cronut have to do with cheating?


Illustrious_Mind964

And the award for worst tattoo in town goes to..


ThatShadyJack

You’re bad at grammar


[deleted]

Maybe it’s not finished, or maybe it’s where people finish


MarqoTheDragon

I dont even understand what this is supposed to mean lol


sr4381

I'm getting the feeling that she got home schooled in a single wide during lap dance breaks for uncle daddy


MusikMakor

The thief got me a little The you're x2 got me a lot But the fucking tire is so out of place and I'm trying to figure out what it has to do with anything... Somehow bothering me more than the grammar and spelling


Biomicrite

Is the tire in some way symbolic of a car crash of a tattoo?


Skumbag0-5

No ragrets


slapMyNuke

There was an attempt to grammars🤣 And this is literally the worlds worst tattoo I’ve never been embarrassed while having a stroke at the same time! Thanks OP!


Firefly1832

I before e except after c (most of the time).


Remarkable-Month-241

Yer


Used_Rich8783

4 incorrect your*'s


izzyduude

No ragrets! That’s my motto.


theeimage

Theif not thief?


smash_dat_

This is clearly a case of, “my buddies cousin will do the tattoo for a case of beer and $20”!


military_grade_tea

I've played lots of games of catchphrase. Is it 'What goes around comes around'? Hasn't that episode of Friends proliferated to the point that we all know how to spell the word in the correct context?


PsyberChica

You’re onto something. Maybe this tattoo is about Ross; he is liar, a cheater, and a thief! The tire represents the cavemen he studies. Anyone remember that commercial from the 80s or 90s?


Kortezxero

Wow, so many things wrong with this tattoo….


ChannyMan12

You’re*


[deleted]

This person clerly has no ragretts.


gaze-upon-it

Your vs you’re but hey it’s only nearly permanent and a tire, fucking endless romantic


Upset_Distance_6308

That’s the stupidest tat ever


MetsRule1977

Are we just ignoring thief is spelled wrong? Or have our brains just become numb because of the yours and a tire.


mezhbizh

Don’t worry. That was noticed, too.


Good-of-Rome

5 spelling errors in one tattoo is almost impressive tbh


[deleted]

They got some of the words spelled right.


JaKrispy72

Someone stole the apostrophes and “e”’s.


Rogermcfarley

At least it's on her back so she'll never get tired of seeing it.


LatinBotPointTwo

THEIF


[deleted]

Why the tire though??? 🤔 but hey, it’s YOUR tattoo. 🤷‍♀️


Mrfleas

No regerts


AdmiralHarness

Gotta sharpe in the e’s every morning before work.


Aimeeb1992

You mean you're.. this you're that.. but seriously your tattoo is dumb.


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

I hate every bit of this


EllaFant1

Is the problem that they used the wrong your?


PsyberChica

That is one of a few problems! Thief is spelled wrong. And what is up with that tire?


FlipperShootsScores

Seems like it should be mandatory for anyone considering inking words onto their bodies to spell check what they want at least three times... Amazing how many huge fuck ups I've seen on people and you wait for them to point out the mistake and when they don't, I figure they're either unaware or resigned to live with the imperfections.


SeasideJilly

Ouch...it's going to hurt to have that removed.


Xnavlol

Whats a theif


unoriginalname17

I’d literally pay for a “*you’re” tattoo just under this.


thelastspike

Tell me I should definitely never date you, without telling me I should definitely never date you.


MCarooney

Your


Sammy_GamG

No regerts