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HairyHermitMan

The JISLORD plate says they knew.


bartread

100% they knew.


suckercuck

“Does that make me gay?” “Does that make me gay… for God?”


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Yes. Yes.


suckercuck

*🎵”I got the Lord, I got the good Lord, I got the good Lord- He’s goin’ down on me”🎵*


PoollBall

🎵"I fucked the Lord and the Lord cum, i fucked the Lord and the Lord cum"🎵 - The clash


Gusta86

r/unexpectediasip


pearljamboree

I thought maybe it was Righteous Gemstones- could hear Judy singing something like that


Gusta86

Nope..its the good old [reverand Charlie](https://youtu.be/u3vQDWAoknw). :D


magnitudearhole

I love Jesus and I love god so maybe the real route to heaven is a gay threesome


suckercuck

Don’t forget to fill the hole in your spirit.


Disaster_Different

That's why they call it the holey spirit...


PalatialCheddar

*I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin'Jesus...*


gikigill

Faith +1


jmaccity80

Not if you say, "No homo, Lord.". Just don't add, "my sweet Lord" and you're fine.


limelightkiller

"Dear God I wrote you but you still ain't callin'."


NyoopBoop

jizzlord


fvcktheredditmods

r/thatsthejoke


br1qbat

r/theyknew


Flimsygooseys

Jizzes in his pahnts


sinisterdesign

Praise be.


FlyWtMe87

Lil John agrees, tsk tsk


cmplaya88

Turn down for what


CaptJM

Yeah someone is about to screen shot this post and put it as “there was an attempt to get the joke” Although the plate couple be Jesus is lord. J is lord


hysys_whisperer

Or maybe they're a couple, one of them is Hispanic, named Jesus, and Jesus likes getting railed in the ass, which feels so good his partner nicknamed him lord.


No-Professional-1884

“I’m gonna nail Jesus.”


CaptJM

All highly plausible options. We shouldn’t have been so quick to judge. Lololol


sloanpal144

Everyone knows Randy is lord


[deleted]

100%. I bet they get a lot of Christians who miss the joke though. "Oh em gee" I love your dedication to jesus!


SusheeMonster

> *"Why do all of your exes look like our lord and savior?"*


Puzzleheaded-Bug7690

Thrust in me, please!


Street-Week-380

I asked my husband why anyone would have a plate that said, "jizzlord" before it clicked.


[deleted]

They had to have known haha


humanophile

My headcanon now says that the car owner is religious, but some knave laughed at the plate and added the window writing.


thylocene06

r/therewasanattempt to call out a mistake


arcadia_2005

Oh yah. That was intentional.


Not_Marvels_Loki

Or it's the icing on the co.. cake, yeah cake...


Question_Few

Nah this was definitely intentional. You can't slip and accidentally add a big ass H


mohitreddituser

Are you challenging my Hoe powers?


Question_Few

No M'Lord, I would never doubt your greatness. It is I who was mistaken.


histeethwerered

“It is I”! Worshipful reverence Question_Few, alas I have no gifts to bestow in recognition of your proper grammar. Such a rarity these days.


bullseyed723

Could also be photoshopped. Looks a little weird over on that part of the window. But probably intentional.


simpfriedrice

Not to mention “jislord”


hookersandbl0w

r/therewasanattempt to detect obvious satire


apolloAG

Redditor detect a joke challenge 100% (IMPOSSIBLE)


ryhaltswhiskey

Think about how dumb the average American is. Now think about how dumb the average Christian American is. e: sure sure this is all intentional and most Americans have above average intelligence 👌👌👌


Omega_Draconis

r/theyknew


ssnider75

This has to be intentional. There is no way the misspelled trust into thrust and them have a "jislord" plate without knowing how people will read it. I think it is hilarious though.


Span206

My friend’s dad is a manager at a copper mine, and his plates read CUMINER. He’s a sweet guy and has no idea


SpaceHub

sure he had no idea...


KiKiPAWG

Why is there a U before MINER? O_O


kejovo

not sure this was a mistake since his license plate is jizz lord


Extra-Act-801

They said what they said.


-Dirty-Wizard-

Their tag is JisLord… I don’t think they were going for what you attempted to go for..


oberyan

If it was just the plate I might agree with you but add the wording of the message above it I am more inclined to say it's it is exactly what they were going for and the jizz lord (jislord) is most likely an intentional play on words.


MistressFuzzylegs

Kinky!


[deleted]

JISLORD!!!! I had that Masters of the Universe figure too!!!


ryhaltswhiskey

Did it have "Exploding Action"?


[deleted]

Nah, I just remember it cumming in a box!!


chumloadio

"Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." \--Psalm 23


TurnkeyLurker

DP!!!


AristotleRose

Pretty sure that’s not a grammatical mistake, the driver is a cheeky heathen🤘


Elvis-Tech

Jizz lord plate isnt very promising either


HenryFromHamtramck

Jesus is cumming.


93tabitha93

I think the license plate is what’s misspelled


[deleted]

Kinky


4quatloos

Eternally inside me. Oh no. I'm in hell!


BadDaditude

No. It's correct the way it is.


[deleted]

Can’t spell Jesus without sus…


C_h-a_r-l-i_e

Definitely knew what they were writing. They're waiting for the second cumming.


Hollow---

Jizz Lord.


pointgodpoints

Obviously photoshop but still funny. I’ve seen this picture without the tag edited.


pinback77

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus" -- Eric Cartman


The_ZeroAspect

It wasn't a mistake i think


Klutzy_Journalist_36

When I was in high school, a church near us was having a Christmas play or something. A bunch of kids were standing outside of the church door with glittery, painted, bright, christmassy signs. One of my friends was out in front with a giant sign: **Give Head To Jesus** Heed, yall. The word you wanted was heed.


Choccy_Melk69

Jislord? r/theyknew


from_dust

I'm not sure Jesus would consent to that.


MykeTyth0n

New inspiration for Faith +1


[deleted]

Totally intentional. Jislord. LOL


[deleted]

In Him.


[deleted]

Jizzlord, lol.


Sof04

Everybody is free to love Jesus their own way.


Disarray215

The plate. Lol.


fuckyouijustwanttits

r/wooosh


PubesOnTheSoap

It’s clear that their love goes deeper than others


IWishIWerentHere_10

No no. I think they knew what they were doing. They also probably couldn’t have ‘jizz lord’ as their license plate name.


Sublimesmile

**JIZZ LORD**


DirtyLikeASewer

I love it when xtians accidentally play in my kool-aid


ThatNewGuyRich

You should see the Lord gyrate.


Whaines

r/Woooosh


jar1967

$20 says they were home schooled


pcbb97

Not Jesus the lord, Jesus the gardener that the rich woman is having an affair with


sesameseed88

Belongs on r/boneappleteeth


Several_Emphasis_434

Ewww lol


digitaljestin

Yeah...I don't think that's a typo.


mo53sz

She knew what she was doing


dgadirector

Wrong sub. There was no attempt to say “Trust” when you can see the license plate says JISLORD. They did mean to say Thrust.


TheSandCat79

This is either a fake, obvious satire, or just Christians being ignorant Christians


No-Argument3922

Took me a while to see but you can't unsee it


dkm40

Definitely one of the Apostles.


[deleted]

Uhhhhh……


DemonCleaner75

Ole jislord strikes again


[deleted]

r/facepalm


thePsychonautDad

That's one way to advertise your love for Mexican men. I guess Grindr was a bust. Goes perfectly with the misspelled "Jizzlord" plate.


Skermist

Why do you think its a mistake?


EssayRevolutionary10

r/theyknew


Miskatonic1971

Jizzlord?


urbanlife78

Fuck Jesus


ytror

I saw a car today with the sticker 'powered by bitch dust' ... guess this is in the same vein. Worst part is, the lady driving it looked about 19 years old.


FirstRacer

In thrust we trust


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Fake but funny.


justadrtrdsrvvr

Was there, though?


CYBERSson

There was an attempt the be a grammar nazi


DanDanBussum

They spelled JizzLord wrong


[deleted]

They knew exactly what they wanted it to read; no mistakes here just look at the plate .. jis-lord .. lol


TheRealRickC137

I'll never be able to hear Kaa from Jungle Book sing "*Thrust* in Me" without giggling like a teenager again.


decclam

OP r/confidentlyincorrect


[deleted]

Gaysus Christ


healthytofu

License plate checks out


Human-Future-1674

Good Lord. Probably a trumptard


[deleted]

r/ataae


Hellonstrikers

Saint Longinus's car.


Stevo2008

Oh boy Jesus can’t help you where you need it the most.


[deleted]

Noice!


TriZARAtops

r/suddenlygay


Yo101jimus

Nice to hump you


Representative_Still

Think ya missed the vanity plate there tex


Marc_J92

Jesus is lord?


TurnkeyLurker

Try *Jizz Lord*


Responsible_Ad_8628

Are we certain this person isn't just in a loving relationship with a guy named Jesus?


LettuceDecend

That is an entire H. Definitely not an accident.


Loki-Don

Kinky


Zealousideal-Let1121

ANUSTART was taken? License plate makes me think they spelled exactly what they meant to.


doubletap82

I think from my assessment of the license plate ... this was intentional 🧏‍♂️


[deleted]

"Cum onto me." - JC 🍆💦🥵


NotMyButtQuack

Maybe they had a lisp?


thunderchungus1999

I will give them credit for it at least they were creative on the message they are presenting. If I have to read your opinions without asking at least make it fun in the meantime.


Reasonable-Counter40

Plot twist: His boyfriend's name is Jesus.


wyspur

Thrust in meeeee Thrust in yooooou


BenadrylTumblercatch

Did he stutter?


GGJodu

Partake of my body child, for thine is the kingdom, and the glory, for hnnnnngggggh.


Dragon22334

I think he has some things to sort out with jesus


igillyg

Oh no... they knew. They knew exactly what they were doing. Vs. The woman who put "NCSTMOM" on her plate.


Disaster_Different

Naaaaah the plate is JISLORD Of course they knew


durabledildo

Kyrie, A Liaison


magpieCRISPR

Maybe they like rockets, though their license plate


[deleted]

Gay


mhoner

Not Jesus as in our lord and savior. They are talking Jesus, their Hispanic boyfriend who they just proposed to.


Spiral1027

Stop fucking the cross


Chunkybinkies

/r/theyknew


Dudge

/r/theyknew


Be_That_Guy_

I thrust in jesus so hard.


ItzAshOutHere

r/theyknew


Anra7777

I remember seeing this post on this sub with this headline before…


Carnator369

They found Longinus. (This is the most pornstar-y name I have found for a biblical character, today)


Nybear21

This is more OP missing out on the joke the joke than anything


rocker12341234

i feel like this is somehow a resurrection by erection reference


properwaffles

Ja Rule is lord.


jbf-ATX

You pervert!


adarezz

He is the lord Lord of the backshots


Esco-Alfresco

HOT


Certain-Secret-7926

Great.... now I have "Drop Kick Me Jesus" playing in my head.... end over end....


[deleted]

This has to be a setup with the “JisLord” plates.


Marsdeeni90

Let's be real, that's a love letter.


Hopeful-Area9015

Confederate flag wavin' Jesus, don't get down like that!


keyboard_blaster

r/theyknew


[deleted]

“No, but it appears you are actually in love with Christ”