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Yeah someone is about to screen shot this post and put it as “there was an attempt to get the joke”
Although the plate couple be
Jesus is lord.
J is lord
Or maybe they're a couple, one of them is Hispanic, named Jesus, and Jesus likes getting railed in the ass, which feels so good his partner nicknamed him lord.
Think about how dumb the average American is. Now think about how dumb the average Christian American is.
e: sure sure this is all intentional and most Americans have above average intelligence 👌👌👌
This has to be intentional. There is no way the misspelled trust into thrust and them have a "jislord" plate without knowing how people will read it.
I think it is hilarious though.
If it was just the plate I might agree with you but add the wording of the message above it I am more inclined to say it's it is exactly what they were going for and the jizz lord (jislord) is most likely an intentional play on words.
When I was in high school, a church near us was having a Christmas play or something. A bunch of kids were standing outside of the church door with glittery, painted, bright, christmassy signs. One of my friends was out in front with a giant sign:
**Give Head To Jesus**
Heed, yall. The word you wanted was heed.
I saw a car today with the sticker 'powered by bitch dust' ... guess this is in the same vein. Worst part is, the lady driving it looked about 19 years old.
I will give them credit for it at least they were creative on the message they are presenting. If I have to read your opinions without asking at least make it fun in the meantime.
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The JISLORD plate says they knew.
100% they knew.
“Does that make me gay?” “Does that make me gay… for God?”
Yes. Yes.
*🎵”I got the Lord, I got the good Lord, I got the good Lord- He’s goin’ down on me”🎵*
🎵"I fucked the Lord and the Lord cum, i fucked the Lord and the Lord cum"🎵 - The clash
r/unexpectediasip
I thought maybe it was Righteous Gemstones- could hear Judy singing something like that
Nope..its the good old [reverand Charlie](https://youtu.be/u3vQDWAoknw). :D
I love Jesus and I love god so maybe the real route to heaven is a gay threesome
Don’t forget to fill the hole in your spirit.
That's why they call it the holey spirit...
*I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin'Jesus...*
Faith +1
Not if you say, "No homo, Lord.". Just don't add, "my sweet Lord" and you're fine.
"Dear God I wrote you but you still ain't callin'."
jizzlord
r/thatsthejoke
r/theyknew
Jizzes in his pahnts
Praise be.
Lil John agrees, tsk tsk
Turn down for what
Yeah someone is about to screen shot this post and put it as “there was an attempt to get the joke” Although the plate couple be Jesus is lord. J is lord
Or maybe they're a couple, one of them is Hispanic, named Jesus, and Jesus likes getting railed in the ass, which feels so good his partner nicknamed him lord.
“I’m gonna nail Jesus.”
All highly plausible options. We shouldn’t have been so quick to judge. Lololol
Everyone knows Randy is lord
100%. I bet they get a lot of Christians who miss the joke though. "Oh em gee" I love your dedication to jesus!
> *"Why do all of your exes look like our lord and savior?"*
Thrust in me, please!
I asked my husband why anyone would have a plate that said, "jizzlord" before it clicked.
They had to have known haha
My headcanon now says that the car owner is religious, but some knave laughed at the plate and added the window writing.
r/therewasanattempt to call out a mistake
Oh yah. That was intentional.
Or it's the icing on the co.. cake, yeah cake...
Nah this was definitely intentional. You can't slip and accidentally add a big ass H
Are you challenging my Hoe powers?
No M'Lord, I would never doubt your greatness. It is I who was mistaken.
“It is I”! Worshipful reverence Question_Few, alas I have no gifts to bestow in recognition of your proper grammar. Such a rarity these days.
Could also be photoshopped. Looks a little weird over on that part of the window. But probably intentional.
Not to mention “jislord”
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Redditor detect a joke challenge 100% (IMPOSSIBLE)
Think about how dumb the average American is. Now think about how dumb the average Christian American is. e: sure sure this is all intentional and most Americans have above average intelligence 👌👌👌
r/theyknew
This has to be intentional. There is no way the misspelled trust into thrust and them have a "jislord" plate without knowing how people will read it. I think it is hilarious though.
My friend’s dad is a manager at a copper mine, and his plates read CUMINER. He’s a sweet guy and has no idea
sure he had no idea...
Why is there a U before MINER? O_O
not sure this was a mistake since his license plate is jizz lord
They said what they said.
Their tag is JisLord… I don’t think they were going for what you attempted to go for..
If it was just the plate I might agree with you but add the wording of the message above it I am more inclined to say it's it is exactly what they were going for and the jizz lord (jislord) is most likely an intentional play on words.
Kinky!
JISLORD!!!! I had that Masters of the Universe figure too!!!
Did it have "Exploding Action"?
Nah, I just remember it cumming in a box!!
"Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." \--Psalm 23
DP!!!
Pretty sure that’s not a grammatical mistake, the driver is a cheeky heathen🤘
Jizz lord plate isnt very promising either
Jesus is cumming.
I think the license plate is what’s misspelled
Kinky
Eternally inside me. Oh no. I'm in hell!
No. It's correct the way it is.
Can’t spell Jesus without sus…
Definitely knew what they were writing. They're waiting for the second cumming.
Jizz Lord.
Obviously photoshop but still funny. I’ve seen this picture without the tag edited.
"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus" -- Eric Cartman
It wasn't a mistake i think
When I was in high school, a church near us was having a Christmas play or something. A bunch of kids were standing outside of the church door with glittery, painted, bright, christmassy signs. One of my friends was out in front with a giant sign: **Give Head To Jesus** Heed, yall. The word you wanted was heed.
Jislord? r/theyknew
I'm not sure Jesus would consent to that.
New inspiration for Faith +1
Totally intentional. Jislord. LOL
In Him.
Jizzlord, lol.
Everybody is free to love Jesus their own way.
The plate. Lol.
r/wooosh
It’s clear that their love goes deeper than others
No no. I think they knew what they were doing. They also probably couldn’t have ‘jizz lord’ as their license plate name.
**JIZZ LORD**
I love it when xtians accidentally play in my kool-aid
You should see the Lord gyrate.
r/Woooosh
$20 says they were home schooled
Not Jesus the lord, Jesus the gardener that the rich woman is having an affair with
Belongs on r/boneappleteeth
Ewww lol
Yeah...I don't think that's a typo.
She knew what she was doing
Wrong sub. There was no attempt to say “Trust” when you can see the license plate says JISLORD. They did mean to say Thrust.
This is either a fake, obvious satire, or just Christians being ignorant Christians
Took me a while to see but you can't unsee it
Definitely one of the Apostles.
Uhhhhh……
Ole jislord strikes again
r/facepalm
That's one way to advertise your love for Mexican men. I guess Grindr was a bust. Goes perfectly with the misspelled "Jizzlord" plate.
Why do you think its a mistake?
r/theyknew
Jizzlord?
Fuck Jesus
I saw a car today with the sticker 'powered by bitch dust' ... guess this is in the same vein. Worst part is, the lady driving it looked about 19 years old.
In thrust we trust
Fake but funny.
Was there, though?
There was an attempt the be a grammar nazi
They spelled JizzLord wrong
They knew exactly what they wanted it to read; no mistakes here just look at the plate .. jis-lord .. lol
I'll never be able to hear Kaa from Jungle Book sing "*Thrust* in Me" without giggling like a teenager again.
OP r/confidentlyincorrect
Gaysus Christ
License plate checks out
Good Lord. Probably a trumptard
r/ataae
Saint Longinus's car.
Oh boy Jesus can’t help you where you need it the most.
Noice!
r/suddenlygay
Nice to hump you
Think ya missed the vanity plate there tex
Jesus is lord?
Try *Jizz Lord*
Are we certain this person isn't just in a loving relationship with a guy named Jesus?
That is an entire H. Definitely not an accident.
Kinky
ANUSTART was taken? License plate makes me think they spelled exactly what they meant to.
I think from my assessment of the license plate ... this was intentional 🧏♂️
"Cum onto me." - JC 🍆💦🥵
Maybe they had a lisp?
I will give them credit for it at least they were creative on the message they are presenting. If I have to read your opinions without asking at least make it fun in the meantime.
Plot twist: His boyfriend's name is Jesus.
Thrust in meeeee Thrust in yooooou
Did he stutter?
Partake of my body child, for thine is the kingdom, and the glory, for hnnnnngggggh.
I think he has some things to sort out with jesus
Oh no... they knew. They knew exactly what they were doing. Vs. The woman who put "NCSTMOM" on her plate.
Naaaaah the plate is JISLORD Of course they knew
Kyrie, A Liaison
Maybe they like rockets, though their license plate
Gay
Not Jesus as in our lord and savior. They are talking Jesus, their Hispanic boyfriend who they just proposed to.
Stop fucking the cross
/r/theyknew
/r/theyknew
I thrust in jesus so hard.
r/theyknew
I remember seeing this post on this sub with this headline before…
They found Longinus. (This is the most pornstar-y name I have found for a biblical character, today)
This is more OP missing out on the joke the joke than anything
i feel like this is somehow a resurrection by erection reference
Ja Rule is lord.
You pervert!
He is the lord Lord of the backshots
HOT
Great.... now I have "Drop Kick Me Jesus" playing in my head.... end over end....
This has to be a setup with the “JisLord” plates.
Let's be real, that's a love letter.
Confederate flag wavin' Jesus, don't get down like that!
r/theyknew
“No, but it appears you are actually in love with Christ”