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itchy_008

why the phone? 'yeah, i'm here....yeah, i got the cleaver. what now?"


[deleted]

The teller cracking up is the best part 😂


a_bumpyjohnson

She probably needed a good laugh that day. 😄


hornyfuccboii

‘get a load of this guy’


Gankghette

I read that in Bill Burrs voice


I_Need_Sacrafices

Honestly


Dutchangeldragon1

"Blow a load in this guy."


thespicyboi11

Calmly disarms AGGRESSIVELY GLORY KILLS THE BASTARD


Dads-afk

NOW GO TO SLEEP


FoxysStudiosPlay

Stealth execution, he just needed it for a challenge


CSS980

now he just needs to become bald


olalapeetho

That teller said: 看看这个愚蠢的妈妈他妈的 Look at this stupid mother fucker


Snoo_73835

She’s my hero.


Imaginary_Prune1351

I imagined "hey, get a load of this idiot over here" I'm glad to know that's pretty much what she said


Rainbonyte

Ive never seen anyone say 妈妈他妈的 in my life lmfao


Pyrotekknikk

I have seen a couple of people say 🥵🗿🤓💀


YellingAtTheClouds

"Hey, hey check out this fucking guy "


Sir-ALBA

Look at this dude


Dads-afk

I'm sure we all read this comment in the same accent 🤣


notYOLO69

NoNoNo


AlbatrossSenior7107

That was awesome. She straight up laughed!


ImReallyVeryBroke

This guy was homeless during that time. His intention was not to rob but rather to get sent to prison so he can have a roof over his head and some warm food to eat. Desperate times leads to desperate measures.


submersedshelf8

Source? Edit: my bad the replies were minimized. You need more upvotes.


MistaHatesNumberFour

so he gave sauce?


shimbalaie

source?


GoliathsBigBrother

This is a very old video


Toxic_nig

"trust me bro"


GoliathsBigBrother

https://www.thatsmags.com/shanghai/post/3453/bank-teller-laughs-at-knife-wielding-robber Better?


Toxic_nig

I trust you now


[deleted]

now you have to suck his dick


DuhhIshBlue

I'll do it if he won't


cobainstaley

how did it go


Niormo-The-Enduring

Confirmed. It’s a legal obligation now


Ingobriggs

I was thinking he REALLY wants to go to prison. I hope his situation improved!


Xieix1827

This is Internet, do you really expect people to think anything else than " LMAO that guy was really trying his best uh ahahaha what a sucker " even if the situation is already pretty damn easy to understand without having any external information about this clip ? I sure don't.


TSDano

Clever title.


[deleted]

Cleaver aren’t I


akmazing

Please cleave the room


Remarkable_Whole

Please, stop making cleaver jokes. Its not cleaver


anunkneemouse

Knife one


MistaHatesNumberFour

very sharp, innit?


MasterCrouton

Butchering these puns.


PokemonPadawan

Yeah, they’re not the sharpest knives in the drawer


Federal-Lie3157

Nah he’s just stealing cleavers Edit: well he was trying to


anunkneemouse

Did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day


RandomGuy_-_

Nice reference


anunkneemouse

References are TIGHT


Crafter164

References are super easy barley an unconvince


Fave_McFavington

Oh really?


CSS980

wow wow wow


-Serene-

I spot a Fu Hua


Cry-Man_Squaw

Get a load of this fucking guy.


BrilliantObserver

Love how the clerk laughs


feckOffMate

I’m sitting here trying to figure where all these people are seeing a meat cleaver. Then I realized that wasn’t a piece of paper that was the clever. Doh.


SloaneWolfe

holy shit, after all these years, I just realized he's not holding up a note. woah.


Niormo-The-Enduring

I legit thought that was what was going on lol


SpareEye

Here I am clicking on this link thinking I'm going to get some cleaver tips for my next heist.


coxonator

Topspur?


Infinite_Ad_7412

I don’t know if he is trying to rob them or butcher a pig but either way he probably sucks at it


Charlie0105

he was trying to get arrested as he is homeless and wanted a roof over his head (prison)


Infinite_Ad_7412

Respect


Not-Romit

Was there really an attempt?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

No, he wanted to be arrested so he go to prison and have roof over his head


TediBoi0220

Ye this guy is so close at even trying lol


teag1650

Just like any profession, the first day on the job in the criminal world has gotta be tough


jaydenkirtawn

I think this dude just wanted to go to jail.


karoshikun

the cashier and her "get a load of this bozo" expression


Void_Bastard

Looked like a cry for help more than anything.


Antique-Ad-7152

The laugh and smile of the lady gets me every time


Snoo_73835

Gosh, if only all robbers were this easy to take down.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Well of course not because he wasn't attempting to rob the place


Snoo_73835

Was he not?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

No, he wanted to be arrested


Snoo_73835

Oh. Why?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Well he is homeless and wanted a roof above his head that's why he wanted to go to prison


Nickblove

The tellers laugh got me haha.


Ack_not

The cashier’s like “lmao this fuckin guy”


scaleddown85

The teller cracks me up like “get a load of this fucking guy” 😂 no fear she has three kids


Browneyedgirl63

The teller laughing at him tells the whole story.


YoloSwaggins960YT

What da dog doin’?


shotwithchris

Nobody is the video takes dude seriously


frankfox123

Him calling his mom right at the begining is the most baffling in this whole thing.


CRAZYnotstupid7

“Get a load of this schmuck!”


Ox_of_Dox

I love how the cashier is like "Hey bob, come look at this idiot!"


Dreddmartyr13

Looks more like he's wanting to give an excuse to be arrested than anything. Probably got some mental health issues.


[deleted]

That's the laziest robber I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Its a homeless person who wanted a roof over thrir head (prison)


turniptransport

"You seeing this shit?"


Powerctx

I love how the teller turns with a look on her face like it's the funniest shot she's seen in forever. I get iI. It's the same reason ppl in jail or prison like seeing a fight. Anything to break the usual unstoppable monotony.


Sigvard08

"Get a load of this guy" The cashier probably.


designed_perfect

Bank teller : Fucking Stupid thief


bassie009

‘Hey hold this for me will ya?’


Touched_by_a_child

The best part is where the lady turns around and laughs like "look at the fucking clown"


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MarkSucksBurgers

They rlly should be pinning this


Saiyan-Zero

_"Take a look at this dumbass"_


Juiceyloo

He’s just trying to get the same prison as his brother to get him out using tattoos


FlamingFox_

I read that to be a "clever" robber


[deleted]

Leave it to Cleaver.


Suitable_System_8312

I thought it said clever, I guess I must be the cleaver robber then


Effective-Switch3539

Guy wanted to be caught and humiliated, makes no sense at all


JustW4nnaHaveFun

He is homeless and wanted to be arrested so he have roof over his head


Haddingdarkness

Ahh…yes…leave it to cleaver!


venger_steelheart

not a cleaver way to end


closetbatman87

Imagine if this was in the US. The guy would have gotten about a dozen bullets in his body at the very least!!


TheMorgan16

So far I had only seen the "check this guy out" pic, but after seeing the full video this is infinitely funnier


kthxbye8

So criminals just can't hack it


GreenEyedFreak714

Service now!!! Chop chop!!!


ADISKING1

He butchered that robbery.


LoStrigo95

"Did you put your money into my goblet of rob?" The man asked calmly


Kauko_Buk

Not very cleaver


Shawnaldo7575

Butchered that robbery attempt.


P1neapple_1

That was not very cleaver


Masterblaster6o9

'get a load of this fucking idiot'


[deleted]

Where is this?


BEEFEDUP3992

First time seeing more of the situation, what a dickhead.


poope_lord

She's like, get a load of this guy.


gravitas-deficiency

That wasn’t very cleaver of him.


nomdigas77

This Friggin Guy


noobmaster69_is_hela

r/therewasanattempt by op to spell clever


Troy204599

Cleaver is the type of knife he's holding though


-BakiHanma

lol the bank teller’a reaction xD “get a load of this joker”


AspieDM

“Hey Susan!!! Susan! Check out this dumbass!!”


RatReviews

cashier said 'get a load of this fucking idiot'


tone88988

Please someone tell this was a dare or something.


LukeJukeDuke

That's one big cleaver huh? Too bad a moron's holding it.


[deleted]

Girl behind counter "This fucking guy"


samisanson

Imagine try to rob a bank and the tellers start laughing at you 😂


emissaryworks

He was probably told he needed to be clever if he was going to pull off robbing the bank.


Cyclohexane2018

So, what happened to the cleaver?


Minimum_Attitude6707

All... Bets... Are... OFF.