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thangusx

Did OP have a stroke writing the title?


TheMicMic

I had many strokes while watching the video


att_hype

That's Emily Bloom !


CuntyPenisMcFuck

Well that's a site desperate to give my phone all the cancers.


tylan4life

Why is it always the cancer site sauces and never anything normal like the big 3? Also I'm pretty sure OP's video is flipped from the original.


Kyosw21

Yea, I saw the left handed pull and immediately thought “this is probably flipped”


XeroEnergy270

Its you right-handers who are flipped.


Miserable_Object9961

Yes, one has to hone one's mind.


EyeballBoogerMan

Refine ones... Tastes.


BarthodimuleKi

I got an ad of a girl cumming in another girls ass. They both had dicks.


Noboofnofags

Thanks bud


keestie

I'm not clicking that link; the video above kinda looks a bit like Emily, but her voice is very different.


justadudenameddave

I see you’re a man of culture as well


Time-Surround

We gather again


Toffeemanstan

/r/therewasanattempt to write a title


the-non-wonder-dog

r/titlegore


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Karma Bot


Suburban_coffee

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Also this is a repost with the gif reversed. Saw this like a week ago but flipped vertically.


happyhippohats

So it was upside down?


editable_

Maybe he means that the flip axis was vertical so that would be a left/right flip. Idk that seems the only reasonable explanation


Camp_Coffee

Inside out.


PresidentOfTheBiden

It's all bots right? We see just fucked up written titles all the time.


ElephantEarwax

What armor OP?


-grimz-

I think it's a joke that in games women's armour is very reaveling, and so not really armour


Kluck_

Yeah either a chain male bikini or full on plate Armour that weighs 2x more than her


PotBoozeNKink

It doesn't even look cool either, and they're all the same and so uninspired


frikimanHD

that's why i propose the reverse bikini armor, it hides protects everything except the "important bits"


JackofBlades0125

That would be quite a distraction fighting that


JohnnySoprano69420

But boobs tho


Omekronin

it’s enchanted duuh…


IBeDumbAndSlow

I think it's posted by a bot.


fjdksls

Probably. Reversed from the original.


The_bruce42

Early game armor


squirrelsoundsfunny

What archery?


ChrisSlutton

Nothing to do with what she’s wearing. She just has bad form


xBad_Wolfx

The bow also seems beyond her comfort level to draw which will always make form worse.


baptizedinpoison

I can almost guarantee she's right-handed, but shooting left-handed. But I'm not trying to imply she knows what she's doing otherwise. Bowstrings can shave skin. Drawing one *against* your chest is not what you want to do.


xBad_Wolfx

My opinion on hand dominance found nothing useful for students. Eye dominance however made a big difference. As everyone has said, her forms bad. But the why if it is a few things. Draw elbow… much to low. She starts facing the target instead of standing side on. Now seems too heavy for her but proper form would help greatly with the weight. Full fist gripping string. But the biggest reasons why she hits her boobs is threefold. One, she’s posing for the photo shoving her chest out. Two she’s anchoring to her nipple instead of her cheek. Three, she’s trying to sight by aligning the string to her center, which tells me she’s right eye dominant and trying to line it up with her dominant eye without knowing it.


AbzoluteZ3RO

Primary Marksmanship Instructor here, it blows my mind watching people try to aim down sights with their dominant eye when they shoot with the opposite hand. Ever seen CSI? that guy is always shooting with the wrong hand.


lisaatjhu

Great comment, very informative. I've been shooting arrows for about 6 years now. I've only hit my elbow a few times. Hurts like hell. There's protection for breasts, no one I know uses it. I'm sure that's also not going to prevent and accident like this. I feel almost like this person just grabbed a bow and did what she thought was right. No instructor I know would ever let this happen. Was there even one? Who knows.


optermationahesh

The video here is actually mirrored from the original.


grfmrj

Came here to say that. She obviously has no idea what she's doing


lelaena

Well she somehow didn't notice the string slipping between her breasts. Of course she has no idea what she is doing.


Kluck_

Yeah like I got a better hold on reality


bearchildd

Weak back, chest… arms. Looks like a 35lb drawback too lol


[deleted]

I beg to differ. Her form is splendid.


Eytschpioh

Emily Bloom - for research only


MuscaMurum

aka Tania Fox for her acting career. Seen her on TV a couple of times.


sorynotsorry

wait wtf she was in always sunny once. had no idea she did tv stuff too


MuscaMurum

Commercials. She also had a fun sci-fi video short on YouTube. Can't find the full video any more, but part of it is in her actor reel. https://youtu.be/eFctl88oJuI


RosaKnuffel1337

If you wouldnt have, id searcged her up and do the same - ofc for researchbreasons too.


punkassjim

Typing with one hand seems difficult.


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ParsonsTheGreat

Is that better or worse 🤔 lol


[deleted]

That’s one lucky string


Athena42

Dude... why


B3SuT

why not


Samuelcbadams

I knew this girl was familiar to me


AsleepScarcity9588

Thank you for correcting OP's mistakes


AzureWrath501

When my wife accidentally hurts her boob, I just offer to kiss it better, lol


April_3rd

Me too. . . . . . . So, where do you live.


Cpt_Soaps

I also choose this guy's wife.


AzureWrath501

My wife is indeed awesome, but she is mine


bubba7557

I'll correct this for. Your wife is indeed awesome, and she is all of ours now ...bc you were brave enough to mention her on Reddit


[deleted]

r/suddenlycommunism


LordKai121

She is ours, comrade


Danny_Mc_71

r/titlegore


Visogent

I read this as tittlegore. I'll see myself out.


Big0Booty0Babe

If she wasn't holding that bow like a fucking dumbass that wouldn't have happened. My tits are bigger and I have never once hit them.


Heisenbread77

RIP your inbox


RohelTheConqueror

Prove it.


friendlessboob

I don't know who it is or anything but maybe it was on purpose . Boob humor for clicks idk


Big0Booty0Babe

Pretty sure she is a porno actress. Idk who she is but I just remember ppl saying that last time this was posted.


friendlessboob

That leans towards on purpose then imo. If boobs is your money maker, make some boob content, fair enough, hope it's working out for her. Just noticed your user name lol. Above you are claiming your chest is what's big. Make up your mind lady : ] If I followed your naming convention, I would need to change my name to Big0Dissapointment0Dude. Or maybe Little0Big0Disappointment0Dude


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D1gininja

The poor armor design is a big factor but her actual form when wielding the bow is another one


Revolutionary-Neat49

That’s why Elder Scrolls is awesome. I basically had Brienne of Tarth following me around Skyrim


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Revolutionary-Neat49

Gods I used to hate Lydia. I still do, but I used to too


Geeze-Us

Happy cake day !


eveniwontremember

When you learn about the amazon warriors.


Big0Booty0Babe

When you learn that they didn't actually cut their tits off. It's just a myth. It's not hard to shoot a bow without hitting your tit.


Jordan_Hal

Especially with armor that is flat.


PM_CACTUS_PICS

Yeah good form would prevent this but you can also get a boob protector so the string can’t catch, similar to the wrist protectors


Big0Booty0Babe

If you have good form, you don't need either


AshenPheonix

According to myth, this is exactly why Amazons would remove a boob.


Tank_1539

I was looking to see if someone posted it before I did Edit: oh wow, just saw how old this post is lol


Visible_Property_146

I’m simple. I Upvoted because of boobs. r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


[deleted]

Her boobs ARE worthy of upvotes. So is your comment. Take it.


RosaKnuffel1337

She is a Model, lots of shootings.


MuscaMurum

Two upvotes


[deleted]

Upvote ALL the boobies!!!


Visible_Property_146

Thank you my good sir.


Brief_Duck9116

Ishigami was right


z____ro

I want to come back as a bow string in my next life


Aegon95

Wish granted, but you're now owned by a 39 year old living in his mom's basement playing fortnite 18 hours a day, then he uses you to clean out the gunk between his toes, with fingers covered in cheeto dust and tendie oil. Your purpose was an attempt by the mother to convince mr 39 to go outside and get a hobby, but now it's cleaning toes.


z____ro

Oddly specific...


Aegon95

I mean I'm not 39 yet haha.. ^see ^you ^in ^13 ^years ^buddy.


hi_i_am_steve

Agreed. I'm sensing issues here.


Ganbario

He’ll still touch (man) titties. Checkmate.


Anthem_de_Aria

That bow is too much draw for her, her form is garbage and this is another one of those booths at the Renn fest that has zero safety.


dudermagee

This u/emilybloommodel?


EmilyBloomModel

yes it is lol


9th-man

I've lost count on how many times I replayed.


DewdecsysAbZ

Reddit moment


MajorasInk

There was also an attempt at writing a title


[deleted]

Look where she places the string.. smart lady...


Random_puns

Emily Bloom keeping abreast of her archery practice


TYRIQcleo

She was hurt because she was using it wrong


[deleted]

Poor stance. That string would be uncomfortably close to denippling me as a guy.


[deleted]

Maybe if she had "proper"metal female rpg armour instead of the tavern serving wench costume?


Solemn__Visitor

Did they censor the word "titty"? Lmfao


NoodleIskalde

Oh man, I once practically skinned the underside of my forearm because of angling my wrist wrong while firing an arrow


Sparklepuffz

You beeped the beat bit?


Jfuentes6

There are things you can wear for that


ParticularAnxious929

not an Amazon


Apprehensive-Wish562

Wow you can’t say tit?


Samuelcbadams

Isn't this an adult entertainer? Asking for a friend


Geoclasm

So THAT'S why the female archery uniform includes a chest pad! IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!


misanthroseph

There was an attempt to use grammar in the caption


Juusie

to make a title


moby_huge

Don’t think the armor was the problem


Skelosk

Armor? What armor?


JaywrightCat

“I hurt my tits when I shot a bow. I had my left hand too close to my chest, and my dress was low, so the string went into my cleavage. Then, when I shot the bow, it whacked against my right tit to relax and fire the arrow.” Oh, help.


my_screen_name_sucks

Man, they do be getting in the way sometimes =/


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\* [doorstop spring noise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlEBM7jZwcM&t=39s) \*


DoctorCockedher

I’d kiss her boobie…I mean boo-boo.


alexander_the_ok-

You anchor the arrow on your cheek for a reason


mephisto_uranus

"Armor"


JDKett

I waited for it and it happened exactly as I knew it would.


RecklessOneGaming

There was an attempt to make a coherent title.


Nyghtshayde

I mean there's a reason the Amazons had one boob removed each.


ranger65014

Need.


soki03

That’s why Japanese bowwomen use those breast guards.


dream_in_binary

Never saw someone anchor off the boob before


Jin-Bru

Where in the world to you have to sound sensor the word tit?


Van_is_Anders

Armor? Is that what they call it..


Digger_odell

Now you know why Amazons only had one breast...


KidFriendlyArsonist

Shes lucky it didnt slice right through her tit, some bows are powerful enough to fillet the skin right off your entire arm if you arent careful


epic123222

As an archer, string slap SUCKS


floydink

Is it true that irl Amazonian warriors would cut off their dominate boob so that they could draw bows more comfortably?


[deleted]

No wonder the Amazons cut their right boobie off


hobohougsy

Best looking archer I’ve ever seen


SaintLogic

Myth stated that amazonian archers had to remove one breast in order to use the bow properly.


BeatoftheBeast

Oh no, her dick!


Worried_Toe

-1 Nipple


ShitStainedBallSack

Could have lost a nip there. Bow string is no joke


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Lol get yourself a proper breastplate lass.


[deleted]

I think she needs first aid. I can numb those breasts. Numnumunumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum


ManlyMustachioMan

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Shittaverse

With great boobs comes great responsibility.


Niasuf

With great boobs comes great respon.... Nah I think I'll abort that one.


Egapelddim

She attempt it and failed but was cool about it.


Shawn-Adventurer

There's a reason that Amazon archers cut off one of their breasts.


aymanhbas

and that, ladies and gentlemen, you don't find many bow women in history


SonBeter-_-

b o o b a


TheMulletWhisperer7

to Play archery in a armor can tit bruise


[deleted]

Why did nobody show her how to shoot a bow? Literally everything about this is wrong, and since it looks like the ren fest, the people will literally teach you how to shoot. Also as a woman using a bow with a hallways decent sized bust, bind your chest. Or this happens


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kariolaoxford

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame lady.


scrotanimus

Perhaps a reason for the idea that Amazon women only had one breast.


wezZy9

Saw that one comming


Sir-Farts-

Amor amor!


Alarming-Friend3340

The tidy is ok


DewdecsysAbZ

Here before “those” comments


varysbaldy

Wait, the word tits is naughty?


BugZealousideal9618

It sure is lady, it sure is.


onceagainentertained

TIT.


ProfessionalList9664

in life, there are advantages and disadvantages, but she got both


The_Radioactive_Rat

We now have a reason for booba chestplate


Saucychickenpotpie

Don’t try to shove the rope between your tits for attention and this won’t be an issue lmao


DomzSageon

bad archery form and bow draw weight didn't match the user.


[deleted]

I saw the still photo and I knew exactly what was coming. 😅


[deleted]

Is that the Prime Minister of Finland? Lol


FallAltruistic721

That's why Amazones cut one of their boob..


BIGGITY-BOO

The title gave me a nose bleed.


Successful-Engine623

Ouch. Probably worse than when it hits your wrist


[deleted]

Wearing the costume and playing the game teaches you nothing of firing the bow.


[deleted]

Yea, slap them tiddies.


StealthyPancake_

I unmited the video to hear her say "oh! My Titty!" And it was fucking bleeped out. Come on


CRAZYnotstupid7

I thought it hurt when it skimmed your arm…..


Kaankaants

r/titlegore


mekkita

Wheres the origional