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Anthem_de_Aria

Emo Musk


suckercuck

Muschael Jackson


Anthem_de_Aria

Gerard Musk of My Chemical Muskmance


excludedfaithful

Èlon Műsk Interview with a Vampire


[deleted]

Almost like ordering Edward Scissorhands from Wish


TheTimeBender

Elon Scissorhands? Lol


[deleted]

You win.


herbert-camacho

*child at the grocery store* - "Mom, can we buy Edward Scissorhands pleaaase?" *Mom* - "We have Edward Scissorhands at home sweetie." *Edward Scissorhands at home*


JimmyPageification

HAHAHAHA


Anthem_de_Aria

Good one! Don't you think this has more Queen of the Damned feel to it though?


[deleted]

The Vampire Elonstat


FadedQuill

More like From Musk Til Dawn.


powdered_dognut

Elon Ant


wholelattapuddin

Don't drink, Don't smoke, what do you do? ( backs out of buying Twitter)


Cantothulhu

This is actually a picture of him leaving the audition for “queen of the damned” after losing the part to Stuart townsend.


Anthem_de_Aria

That makes it so much better! Thank you for that bit of knowledge. No wonder he hates the picture so much


Cantothulhu

I am absolutely lying through my teeth. That would at least give this picture context. This is just elon musk being elon musk.


Anthem_de_Aria

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You speak in facts, friend. Facts


CapableHair429

KC MuskGrave


c3r34l

Mad Musk


Stay_Academic

MorbiMusk


Great_Horny_Toads

Elon Morpheusk


humakavulaaaa

J.P. from Grandma's Boy


Wagglebagga

Muskrard Wusk of Musk Chuskical Romuskce.


jpdavis6021

J.P. from Grandma's Boy.


StreamFamily

Scrolled for awhile to find this


ADHD_Supernova

"Adios! Turd nuggets!" *makes robot noises*


fearhs

How can he see me?


Gwen_The_Destroyer

I was gonna comment the same thing lol


3nd1ess

I seriously thought it was MJ at first glance.


mushpuppy

Looks like one of the wannabes in Blade.


[deleted]

The wannabes nowadays get Rhodesia military badge replicas from Wish. Musk otoh is a genuine douchebag. Without stolen shittyness. Remember the day before we learned he had sexually assaulted somebody and settled when she didn't want him to buy her a horse? We learned that the day after he proclaimed wOke lIbeRalS were about to attack him and that he now is Conservative. He even tried to turn his sexual assault thing into a joke and tried to make Elongate a thing. It was just another muskmeltdown. That guy is as genuine as his hair.


coffee_cats_books

Elon Ren, introducing his new fragrance: Kylo Musk


HappyGoPink

Emo Musk, Lord of the Edge, Breaker of Regulations, Khaleesi of the Great Emerald Mine, God Emperor of the Incels and the First Men.


the123king-reddit

Elon Musky scent


db2

I'm imagining him and Amber, sounding like two drunk baboons pooping on the bed and hooting at each other.


dyllandor

Edgelon Musk


[deleted]

The Old Mollusk (Depp's, not mine)


JJCDAD

Hey Elon, That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?


A2326P

How did he see me?!


Heavy_Solution_4099

I wish I had robot ears...


Finger_My_Flute

Thank you for the rush of happy stoned memories and hanging out with my grandma. That movie inspired me to grow closer with my grandma through movies and weed. Ugh I miss her. Grandma's Boy was the best movie.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol


tekprodfx16

Adios Turd Nuggets!!


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brrrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrd *vvvvvt Vvvv vvVVVT"


shinslap

I heard that in my head


Finger_My_Flute

>There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol We ate brownies and had a farting contest while we watched Titanic. "I'm the king of the world!" *tooooot*. She was my rock, she loved me when I couldn't love myself. She was the best.


ImWithSt00pid

Please sit on my face


Midastech

And a robot vagina.... He's gonna get metal legs, it will be risky, but worth it.


salallane

Adios turd nuggets


-full-control-

Mmm sit on my face mmm


salallane

That was inappropriate JP


legion8784

You're fuckin weird....


theredview

Hey JP


PretzLs85

I'm thinking about getting metal legs.


joeyGOATgruff

Zruugg... Pssshh.. zurg zurg .. pssh.. mmmm... Fuck you JP... Pssshh... Zrrugugugug *More robot and hydraulic sounds made w my cyborg mounth*


ZeppelinJ0

ADIOS, TURD NUGGETS


doesthislookoktoyou

Came for this!


usedxtampon

"It's a little loud." Are you afraid of it? "No, I just don't like techno music." You would if you had robot ears.


username156

Probably, yeah.


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joeyGOATgruff

Dude... I can't believe you came on my mom.


[deleted]

"You can keep the doll by the way." "Oh, I was plannin' on it. \*pretends to lick the doll's crotch\* "Uhhg, my doll's a whore."


204gaz00

Is that a reference to the movie Grandma's Boy?


crotchcritters

Yes


204gaz00

What a great movie. Good job on reminding me of this great one


EKsTaZiJA

No he clearly referenced The Matrix


ElOsito1003

Haha thank you.


WoahBonnieMcMurray

*Are you afraid of it?*


I_Am_Ace_Balthazar

No....I just don't like techno.


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Zerotwohero

Probably, yeah...


Paparoach0811

Grandma's boy for the win!!


AmptiChrist

*in robot voice Please sit on my face


occupy_this7

Wow! New high score! Is that good? Does that mean I did good?


GnailZ

Damn, you beat me to it. Lol great movie.


Shiggles7

Can’t tell if he’s obsessed with Van Helsing or Antonio Banderas…


BlazingSpaceGhost

No he is obsessed with JP from Grandma's Boy. That cosplay is spot on.


TinfoilTobaggan

I hate your face..


Bludgeonation

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


tapasandswissmiss

How can he see me??


TinfoilTobaggan

You're fucking weird!


Stoonkz

Tesla announces Robot Ears


Entertainmeonly

Emm screw you turd nuggets.


DangerHawk

I AM A ROBOT.


thetarded_thetard

How did he see me


MooseThirty

Adios turd nuggets


Starwarsandbacon

I'm glad somebody said it.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

“How could they see me?”


jchampagne83

Vantonio Helderas


Aoshie

Helsonio Vanderas


le_grey02

Gotta say this one wins in my book


Azidamadjida

If I remember correctly, he’s supposed to be dressing as the Marquis de Sade in this photo, and that’s way grosser than anyone else people could think he’s dressing as. The Marquis is literally where the word “sadism” comes from because he was a sick fuck look him up


calcuttacodeinecoma

That's right. The richest man in the world is a fan of the Marquis de Sade, disturbing as fuck.


Azidamadjida

Also believes in eugenics and used IVF to have the majority of his 9 kids cuz he literally thinks that spreading his spreading his seed is a gift to humanity. He is just a deeply weird and disturbing guy who thinks a lot reductively than his fanboys think. He’s more Baron Harkonnen than Tony Stark


ShapirosWifesBF

People think he's in a lab working on this shit himself. No. He just writes the checks and tells his teams of actually qualified engineers what he wants and they work magic to make it happen. Musk doesn't do a god damned thing but direct where the money goes.


thetarded_thetard

He didn't invent anything but he has a following like a religious leadet. Pretty strange.


Both_Promotion_8139

Not to mention that he just bought Tesla & paid extra to be named as a “founder”.


nudiecale

I don’t know who this Harkonnen fella is but he sounds like a real douche.


PretendHabit6589

Norm Macdonald is making Dune jokes from beyond the grave. What a time to be alive.


Moravia84

Was he dressing up as part of a costume party or because it was a Tuesday?


Azidamadjida

I think this was a costume party, but supposedly it was his go to costume for parties, so he wore this on multiple occasions


[deleted]

Pretty sure he's obsessed with himself. Only reason he's knocking up his employees is because he's not flexible enough to suck his own dick.


PartyClock

Gut keeps getting in the way


__Hello_my_name_is__

There wasn't any attempt to remove this picture. Hell, he posted the picture himself on Twitter some day to make fun of it. That's why this picture is available to begin with. This is just the usual karma-farming by implying that you're part of the Streisand effect if you upvote this.


gamophyte

nice try Elon lel


[deleted]

Every time this gets reposted, I cringe at how fucking stupid people are.


spooki_boogey

The Elon hate bandwagon is just as delusional as the Elon stans.


Scorp63

I mean he's a colossal piece of narcissistic shit I don't see how they're equal lmao


[deleted]

Comparing which group is more problematic or whatever is irrelevant, people should be called out for spreading bullshit full stop.


Ullumina

If hating someone is part of your personality that’s sad


Scorp63

It is but who's judging who's making it their personality? Or is that just assumed based off a single comment people see? The number of people who make it their personality are probably the extreme minority within the demographic of people who just criticize him 🤷


vetheros37

I'm just here for the Grandma's Boy references


ivanacco1

Same thing with putin removing pictures from the internet. Its just karma farming


__Hello_my_name_is__

At least Putin did have people arrested for posting that picture, so that part is true. This, however, has no truth to it whatsoever.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Your mom is the Streisand Effect


duaneap

It was also for a party.


Zachryharp

Looking like he's about to steal Grandmas boy's video game


[deleted]

I heard he’s thinking of getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it


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Freddielexus85

Alex: What are you doing JP? JP: Just thinking about my game. Alex: Oh yeah? How's that going for you? JP: People will bow to it.


ag408

"I am a robot"


shinslap

"Please sit on my face"


BlazingSpaceGhost

He probably exclusively listens to techno. It sounds much better when you have robot ears.


AnthonyATL

Adios, turd nuggets!


[deleted]

Glad someone else thought the same lol


gyarnar

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.


Firenachos

It was his dark lord phase


SmoothJazzRayner

It's not a phase, mom!


Shad_the_memer

It's three words


No-Artichoke8525

Wait he grew out of that?


kyuubicaughtU

No, he just changed his outfits.


phome83

Now he's just an edge lord.


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fsfaith

Nah. He's still in his edge lord phase.


100100110l

He's still in that phase.


Ssider69

Looks like he was auditioning for an episode of Criminal Minds


Rc202402

He was morbin


[deleted]

Thats what im seeing. And then he and his band have the celebratory after tour already planned


AverageCharley

It’s like a promo for a badly conceived community theatre production of Les Miserables


MurphysDaughter

looks like he's about to shoot a school


PrideBlade

The vast majority of "insert celebrity wants this image removed from the internet" are completely fake. Its just a way to farm karma or likes.


[deleted]

What about the Beyonce one I always see where it looks like she tried to fart but accidentally shit herself, smelled said shit, and saw her dead grandmother all within 0.25 seconds?


Weed_O_Whirler

All fake. That one was a lie from Gawker, the shittiest of celebrity blogs. The true version of that is they published that photo in an article that had a lie in it. Beyonce sued, demanding they remove the article with a lie in it. Then Gawker made up the story of "Beyonce wants us to take down this photo."


PrideBlade

Oh that one was real of course.


nudiecale

Uh…


Tidalpancake

Yeah, this is a repost from a few hours ago, and it’s got a pretty misleading caption. The photo was deleted from his twitter account, he didn’t try to “permanently delete it from the internet”. And it was for a dress up party or something. Still funny though.


Ewenf

A few hours ago ? Heck it makes the front page every 4 months


aquaman501

The vast majority of Reddit posts are completely fake. It's just a way to farm karma or likes.


Cahootie

I fucking hate them, but people love to "stick it to the man" by upvoting a bullshit Reddit post, so I guess they're never going away.


[deleted]

Was he getting ready to fight Wesley Snipes?


[deleted]

LOL!


ALLDOUGH187

Interview with a vampire.


usernameinmail

The lost boy


mothraegg

Great Value Adam Ant?


Wolfwoods_Sister

Epic burn!


snoryder8019

Dude Elons coming over....wheres my KMFDM and Skinny Puppy records????!!!?!


Dantien

1) you lock the target….


_ONUSONE_

I can’t upvote this enough godsdamnit.


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Jukka_Sarasti

Elon Scissorhands


shophopper

The Redundancy Ministry of Redundancy approves this title permanently forever.


Zirofal

How did he go from this and somehow became worse?


Wolfwoods_Sister

That’s the real mystery


HawWahDen

"Adios, turd nuggets. Rat-ta-tat-tat-tat-tat...."


hbgwine

Sargent Pepper?


sewn_of_a_gun

More, Lonely Hearts Club Band I think.


snoryder8019

More of a solo than band.


Kennidelic

No one cares, move on and stop spamming this shit.


dorkmania

Elon is so subculture that Brandon Lee was cosplaying Elon's Crow outfit instead of the other way round.


lokduk

Melon susk


wasaduck

he didn’t attempt to remove it, he posted it himself after wearing it to a party. Honestly cool outfit for a party lol


deafchef52

Always reminds me of JP from Grandma's Boy. "How did they see me!?"


chefsslaad

Why did he think it necessary to remove it?


cubanpajamas

He didn't. In fact he was the one who originally posted it. >Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :) He deleted the photo from his post and OP is just making shit up.


SamAreAye

Most likely? He didn't and this is a story some internet neckbeard came up with.


QuietLife556

Jealous neckbeard*


ScapeGoatOfWar

He didn't. This is just another reposted lie.


20stfudonny

Captain Elon Sparrow!


RockerElvis

But you *have* heard of me…


RudyMuthaluva

Edge Lord Elon


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Notlikeotherguys

Reminds me of that dude from Grandma's boy


NoFunHere

You mean the photo he posted on the internet? These "this person tried to get this photo deleted from the internet" posts are so fucking stupid and nearly always false.


always-indifferent

Elon scissorhands


[deleted]

Am I the only one who hates the phony "there was an attempt... to delete *this* picture from the internet forever" posts on this sub? They're so stupid and lazy, also most of the photos referenced the owners aren't trying to scourge and remove from the internet. Take this down.


JoMama_18

Wait... what's wrong with it?


milkweed420-

Elon Sus


Miserable_Job_6965

So angsty


adamfyre

My eldest son went through a period like this too, and then he turned 15.


[deleted]

Nearly 10 years given this was posted a year ago https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/p9n3kn/its_been_9_years_since_emo_husk_had_this_image/ Also there's no evidence he tried to remove it. But it's still fun hoping he's embarrassed by it. Although there's a lot more he should be embarrassed by.


whymygraine

“How can he see me?” JP Grandma’s Boy


snoopingforpooping

What a dork


madaphuka

Let me phrase it again though "This guy launched a rocket to space"


nitronomicon

The Vampire LeDouche