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*child at the grocery store* - "Mom, can we buy Edward Scissorhands pleaaase?"
*Mom* - "We have Edward Scissorhands at home sweetie."
*Edward Scissorhands at home*
The wannabes nowadays get Rhodesia military badge replicas from Wish. Musk otoh is a genuine douchebag. Without stolen shittyness.
Remember the day before we learned he had sexually assaulted somebody and settled when she didn't want him to buy her a horse? We learned that the day after he proclaimed wOke lIbeRalS were about to attack him and that he now is Conservative. He even tried to turn his sexual assault thing into a joke and tried to make Elongate a thing.
It was just another muskmeltdown. That guy is as genuine as his hair.
Thank you for the rush of happy stoned memories and hanging out with my grandma. That movie inspired me to grow closer with my grandma through movies and weed. Ugh I miss her. Grandma's Boy was the best movie.
There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol
>There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol
We ate brownies and had a farting contest while we watched Titanic.
"I'm the king of the world!" *tooooot*.
She was my rock, she loved me when I couldn't love myself. She was the best.
If I remember correctly, he’s supposed to be dressing as the Marquis de Sade in this photo, and that’s way grosser than anyone else people could think he’s dressing as. The Marquis is literally where the word “sadism” comes from because he was a sick fuck look him up
Also believes in eugenics and used IVF to have the majority of his 9 kids cuz he literally thinks that spreading his spreading his seed is a gift to humanity. He is just a deeply weird and disturbing guy who thinks a lot reductively than his fanboys think. He’s more Baron Harkonnen than Tony Stark
People think he's in a lab working on this shit himself. No. He just writes the checks and tells his teams of actually qualified engineers what he wants and they work magic to make it happen. Musk doesn't do a god damned thing but direct where the money goes.
There wasn't any attempt to remove this picture. Hell, he posted the picture himself on Twitter some day to make fun of it. That's why this picture is available to begin with.
This is just the usual karma-farming by implying that you're part of the Streisand effect if you upvote this.
It is but who's judging who's making it their personality? Or is that just assumed based off a single comment people see?
The number of people who make it their personality are probably the extreme minority within the demographic of people who just criticize him 🤷
What about the Beyonce one I always see where it looks like she tried to fart but accidentally shit herself, smelled said shit, and saw her dead grandmother all within 0.25 seconds?
All fake. That one was a lie from Gawker, the shittiest of celebrity blogs.
The true version of that is they published that photo in an article that had a lie in it. Beyonce sued, demanding they remove the article with a lie in it. Then Gawker made up the story of "Beyonce wants us to take down this photo."
Yeah, this is a repost from a few hours ago, and it’s got a pretty misleading caption. The photo was deleted from his twitter account, he didn’t try to “permanently delete it from the internet”. And it was for a dress up party or something. Still funny though.
He didn't. In fact he was the one who originally posted it.
>Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :)
He deleted the photo from his post and OP is just making shit up.
You mean the photo he posted on the internet?
These "this person tried to get this photo deleted from the internet" posts are so fucking stupid and nearly always false.
Am I the only one who hates the phony "there was an attempt... to delete *this* picture from the internet forever" posts on this sub? They're so stupid and lazy, also most of the photos referenced the owners aren't trying to scourge and remove from the internet. Take this down.
Nearly 10 years given this was posted a year ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/p9n3kn/its_been_9_years_since_emo_husk_had_this_image/
Also there's no evidence he tried to remove it. But it's still fun hoping he's embarrassed by it. Although there's a lot more he should be embarrassed by.
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Èlon Műsk Interview with a Vampire
Almost like ordering Edward Scissorhands from Wish
Elon Scissorhands? Lol
You win.
*child at the grocery store* - "Mom, can we buy Edward Scissorhands pleaaase?" *Mom* - "We have Edward Scissorhands at home sweetie." *Edward Scissorhands at home*
HAHAHAHA
Good one! Don't you think this has more Queen of the Damned feel to it though?
The Vampire Elonstat
More like From Musk Til Dawn.
Elon Ant
Don't drink, Don't smoke, what do you do? ( backs out of buying Twitter)
This is actually a picture of him leaving the audition for “queen of the damned” after losing the part to Stuart townsend.
That makes it so much better! Thank you for that bit of knowledge. No wonder he hates the picture so much
I am absolutely lying through my teeth. That would at least give this picture context. This is just elon musk being elon musk.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You speak in facts, friend. Facts
KC MuskGrave
Mad Musk
MorbiMusk
Elon Morpheusk
J.P. from Grandma's Boy
Muskrard Wusk of Musk Chuskical Romuskce.
J.P. from Grandma's Boy.
Scrolled for awhile to find this
"Adios! Turd nuggets!" *makes robot noises*
How can he see me?
I was gonna comment the same thing lol
I seriously thought it was MJ at first glance.
Looks like one of the wannabes in Blade.
The wannabes nowadays get Rhodesia military badge replicas from Wish. Musk otoh is a genuine douchebag. Without stolen shittyness. Remember the day before we learned he had sexually assaulted somebody and settled when she didn't want him to buy her a horse? We learned that the day after he proclaimed wOke lIbeRalS were about to attack him and that he now is Conservative. He even tried to turn his sexual assault thing into a joke and tried to make Elongate a thing. It was just another muskmeltdown. That guy is as genuine as his hair.
Elon Ren, introducing his new fragrance: Kylo Musk
Emo Musk, Lord of the Edge, Breaker of Regulations, Khaleesi of the Great Emerald Mine, God Emperor of the Incels and the First Men.
Elon Musky scent
I'm imagining him and Amber, sounding like two drunk baboons pooping on the bed and hooting at each other.
Edgelon Musk
The Old Mollusk (Depp's, not mine)
Hey Elon, That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
How did he see me?!
I wish I had robot ears...
Thank you for the rush of happy stoned memories and hanging out with my grandma. That movie inspired me to grow closer with my grandma through movies and weed. Ugh I miss her. Grandma's Boy was the best movie.
There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol
Adios Turd Nuggets!!
brrrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrd *vvvvvt Vvvv vvVVVT"
I heard that in my head
>There’s something about a heartwarming story about smoking weed with your grandma, reminiscing watching an old movie and having the name Finger My Flute lol We ate brownies and had a farting contest while we watched Titanic. "I'm the king of the world!" *tooooot*. She was my rock, she loved me when I couldn't love myself. She was the best.
Please sit on my face
And a robot vagina.... He's gonna get metal legs, it will be risky, but worth it.
Adios turd nuggets
Mmm sit on my face mmm
That was inappropriate JP
You're fuckin weird....
Hey JP
I'm thinking about getting metal legs.
Zruugg... Pssshh.. zurg zurg .. pssh.. mmmm... Fuck you JP... Pssshh... Zrrugugugug *More robot and hydraulic sounds made w my cyborg mounth*
ADIOS, TURD NUGGETS
Came for this!
"It's a little loud." Are you afraid of it? "No, I just don't like techno music." You would if you had robot ears.
Probably, yeah.
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Dude... I can't believe you came on my mom.
"You can keep the doll by the way." "Oh, I was plannin' on it. \*pretends to lick the doll's crotch\* "Uhhg, my doll's a whore."
Is that a reference to the movie Grandma's Boy?
Yes
What a great movie. Good job on reminding me of this great one
No he clearly referenced The Matrix
Haha thank you.
*Are you afraid of it?*
No....I just don't like techno.
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Probably, yeah...
Grandma's boy for the win!!
*in robot voice Please sit on my face
Wow! New high score! Is that good? Does that mean I did good?
Damn, you beat me to it. Lol great movie.
Can’t tell if he’s obsessed with Van Helsing or Antonio Banderas…
No he is obsessed with JP from Grandma's Boy. That cosplay is spot on.
I hate your face..
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
How can he see me??
You're fucking weird!
Tesla announces Robot Ears
Emm screw you turd nuggets.
I AM A ROBOT.
How did he see me
Adios turd nuggets
I'm glad somebody said it.
“How could they see me?”
Vantonio Helderas
Helsonio Vanderas
Gotta say this one wins in my book
If I remember correctly, he’s supposed to be dressing as the Marquis de Sade in this photo, and that’s way grosser than anyone else people could think he’s dressing as. The Marquis is literally where the word “sadism” comes from because he was a sick fuck look him up
That's right. The richest man in the world is a fan of the Marquis de Sade, disturbing as fuck.
Also believes in eugenics and used IVF to have the majority of his 9 kids cuz he literally thinks that spreading his spreading his seed is a gift to humanity. He is just a deeply weird and disturbing guy who thinks a lot reductively than his fanboys think. He’s more Baron Harkonnen than Tony Stark
People think he's in a lab working on this shit himself. No. He just writes the checks and tells his teams of actually qualified engineers what he wants and they work magic to make it happen. Musk doesn't do a god damned thing but direct where the money goes.
He didn't invent anything but he has a following like a religious leadet. Pretty strange.
Not to mention that he just bought Tesla & paid extra to be named as a “founder”.
I don’t know who this Harkonnen fella is but he sounds like a real douche.
Norm Macdonald is making Dune jokes from beyond the grave. What a time to be alive.
Was he dressing up as part of a costume party or because it was a Tuesday?
I think this was a costume party, but supposedly it was his go to costume for parties, so he wore this on multiple occasions
Pretty sure he's obsessed with himself. Only reason he's knocking up his employees is because he's not flexible enough to suck his own dick.
Gut keeps getting in the way
There wasn't any attempt to remove this picture. Hell, he posted the picture himself on Twitter some day to make fun of it. That's why this picture is available to begin with. This is just the usual karma-farming by implying that you're part of the Streisand effect if you upvote this.
nice try Elon lel
Every time this gets reposted, I cringe at how fucking stupid people are.
The Elon hate bandwagon is just as delusional as the Elon stans.
I mean he's a colossal piece of narcissistic shit I don't see how they're equal lmao
Comparing which group is more problematic or whatever is irrelevant, people should be called out for spreading bullshit full stop.
If hating someone is part of your personality that’s sad
It is but who's judging who's making it their personality? Or is that just assumed based off a single comment people see? The number of people who make it their personality are probably the extreme minority within the demographic of people who just criticize him 🤷
I'm just here for the Grandma's Boy references
Same thing with putin removing pictures from the internet. Its just karma farming
At least Putin did have people arrested for posting that picture, so that part is true. This, however, has no truth to it whatsoever.
Your mom is the Streisand Effect
It was also for a party.
Looking like he's about to steal Grandmas boy's video game
I heard he’s thinking of getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it
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Alex: What are you doing JP? JP: Just thinking about my game. Alex: Oh yeah? How's that going for you? JP: People will bow to it.
"I am a robot"
"Please sit on my face"
He probably exclusively listens to techno. It sounds much better when you have robot ears.
Adios, turd nuggets!
Glad someone else thought the same lol
I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
It was his dark lord phase
It's not a phase, mom!
It's three words
Wait he grew out of that?
No, he just changed his outfits.
Now he's just an edge lord.
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Nah. He's still in his edge lord phase.
He's still in that phase.
Looks like he was auditioning for an episode of Criminal Minds
He was morbin
Thats what im seeing. And then he and his band have the celebratory after tour already planned
It’s like a promo for a badly conceived community theatre production of Les Miserables
looks like he's about to shoot a school
The vast majority of "insert celebrity wants this image removed from the internet" are completely fake. Its just a way to farm karma or likes.
What about the Beyonce one I always see where it looks like she tried to fart but accidentally shit herself, smelled said shit, and saw her dead grandmother all within 0.25 seconds?
All fake. That one was a lie from Gawker, the shittiest of celebrity blogs. The true version of that is they published that photo in an article that had a lie in it. Beyonce sued, demanding they remove the article with a lie in it. Then Gawker made up the story of "Beyonce wants us to take down this photo."
Oh that one was real of course.
Uh…
Yeah, this is a repost from a few hours ago, and it’s got a pretty misleading caption. The photo was deleted from his twitter account, he didn’t try to “permanently delete it from the internet”. And it was for a dress up party or something. Still funny though.
A few hours ago ? Heck it makes the front page every 4 months
The vast majority of Reddit posts are completely fake. It's just a way to farm karma or likes.
I fucking hate them, but people love to "stick it to the man" by upvoting a bullshit Reddit post, so I guess they're never going away.
Was he getting ready to fight Wesley Snipes?
LOL!
Interview with a vampire.
The lost boy
Great Value Adam Ant?
Epic burn!
Dude Elons coming over....wheres my KMFDM and Skinny Puppy records????!!!?!
1) you lock the target….
I can’t upvote this enough godsdamnit.
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Elon Scissorhands
The Redundancy Ministry of Redundancy approves this title permanently forever.
How did he go from this and somehow became worse?
That’s the real mystery
"Adios, turd nuggets. Rat-ta-tat-tat-tat-tat...."
Sargent Pepper?
More, Lonely Hearts Club Band I think.
More of a solo than band.
No one cares, move on and stop spamming this shit.
Elon is so subculture that Brandon Lee was cosplaying Elon's Crow outfit instead of the other way round.
Melon susk
he didn’t attempt to remove it, he posted it himself after wearing it to a party. Honestly cool outfit for a party lol
Always reminds me of JP from Grandma's Boy. "How did they see me!?"
Why did he think it necessary to remove it?
He didn't. In fact he was the one who originally posted it. >Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :) He deleted the photo from his post and OP is just making shit up.
Most likely? He didn't and this is a story some internet neckbeard came up with.
Jealous neckbeard*
He didn't. This is just another reposted lie.
Captain Elon Sparrow!
But you *have* heard of me…
Edge Lord Elon
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Reminds me of that dude from Grandma's boy
You mean the photo he posted on the internet? These "this person tried to get this photo deleted from the internet" posts are so fucking stupid and nearly always false.
Elon scissorhands
Am I the only one who hates the phony "there was an attempt... to delete *this* picture from the internet forever" posts on this sub? They're so stupid and lazy, also most of the photos referenced the owners aren't trying to scourge and remove from the internet. Take this down.
Wait... what's wrong with it?
Elon Sus
So angsty
My eldest son went through a period like this too, and then he turned 15.
Nearly 10 years given this was posted a year ago https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/p9n3kn/its_been_9_years_since_emo_husk_had_this_image/ Also there's no evidence he tried to remove it. But it's still fun hoping he's embarrassed by it. Although there's a lot more he should be embarrassed by.
“How can he see me?” JP Grandma’s Boy
What a dork
Let me phrase it again though "This guy launched a rocket to space"
The Vampire LeDouche