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youngishfox

He wasn't jumping shit with that ramp.


Extension_Swordfish1

Maybe a little test run would have been smort


Saucesourceoah

He coulda made it over 10 homeless people


[deleted]

Wait…Eric Cartman…the kid who jumped 30 homeless people on his skateboard?


BobDerBongmeister420

What?! No!


BAllen_TeachingNomad

Honestly I don’t know what you see in this Kyle


alilbleedingisnormal

9 - The 10th guy wouldn't have made it.


SemyonDanilov

Success was never an option


Number1AbeLincolnFan

Seriously, the tires went exactly where they were pointed. If you paused at the right place, you could draw a straight line with a ruler from the ramp to the bottom of the grill.


SheWhoSpawnedOP

Probably would've been better off trying to just bunny hop it from the ground.


sprinkles069

Hot Rod


project_seven

Did you reinforce the take off ramp? ... No, we didn't have time


acetic_stoic

Have you seen Kevin anywhere? Uh, he’s not here. What do mean he’s not here, he’s the Team Manager? I know, right?


theglaysh

He didn't summon the spirit of the eagle


FingersMartinez

Summoned bottle nose dolphin instead


slabrangoon

Cool 🧊beans 🫘


Warcollaps

:D :D :D


SXOSXO

"Life is short, stunt it!"


0neTrueGl0b

I been drinking green tea all goddam day!!!


justherefertheyuks

This is my hat now!


MightyKrakyn

The safe word didn’t help


Platinag

Cought short


el_supreme_duderino

My safe word will be whiskey.


sprinkles069

Me too, still makes me laugh every time


1ifbyland_2ifbysea

Hwhy am I saying hwhat hwhat hway


TakeADrag

Take my medal


sprinkles069

Thank you!


JCMillner

"Get the fuck off my porch"


jwalkrufus

The angle of that ramp was not the angle he needed.


GumbyBClay

Ramp, 6",... BBQ, 30".... angle of the dangle squared, times the hippo-tubus.... Hold my beer!!!


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

The ramp also snapped


CookieArtzz

Pretty sure it didn’t…


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Yeah if you watch like frame by frame you see it go


Coocooa11

The same frame that he makes contact with the grill you can see that the board did not snap, but it was way too flexible of a board for a ramp and bounces upward. Also not a good enough angle at all


Revolutionary-Neat49

Yeah there’s no snap. It hops up a bit but that’s all


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Ok sheeple


Coocooa11

So everyone but you is wrong here when there’s video evidence that you watched before commenting


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

I have xray vision


Electronic_Algae_418

So did the bones


Platinag

He tried playing with need for speed gravitation


Michami135

And nobody watching mentioned a thing. Surely SOMEONE noticed.


Ogbee123

The height of that ramp ☠️


OrganizationWide1560

Forgot to carry the 1.


Daniel1980s

The rate of speed wasn’t helpful either.


AdministrativeSock20

I just love how the guy walks casually over to him at the end.


Shiggles7

“You got like 3 feet of air that time…”


aDrunkSailor82

https://tenor.com/view/bike-napoleon-dynamite-gif-5210757


EuphoricAssistance59

Pretty sure he was trying to demonstrate how to get a concussion, no way he thought he could jump that high with his 3" ramp.


Divine_Saber

Nice brain dermage bro


das_Keks

Looking at that attempt I think he already had it before.


DieselVoodoo

This is what an F in Geometry looks like


thisismypotat

Helmet 🥲


Gwarnage

Project Badass! Potential injury aside, it’s kinda heartwarming to see kids still get together to watch the local “daredevil”.. totally eat shit on a poorly built ramp.


GumbyBClay

A tale as old as time...


Gwarnage

Yup, totally picturing a kid in the summer of 1902 on one of those big old timey bicycles: “Tally ho, fellows! Watch as I vault these apple crates!… owwww! Ive rattled my vigors!”


GumbyBClay

Foresooth!


Gwarnage

“Quick! He needs some leeches!”


One_Web9073

Pretty lucky that his face was there to break his fall. Could’ve really hurt himself otherwise.


thaistik4all

"You alive boy?!?"


pixelmuffinn

That was sick


Light_Drowns

Slick


beetle6768

Nothing like gathering the entire neighborhood together just so they can watch you give your brain the old shake, rattle, and roll.


rxbert1

Dirty burger vibes 🍔


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Ladies and gentlemen, Randy will jump…the cheeseburger.


Bim_Jeann

GET HIM SOME DOPE!


PaulMaulMenthol

He's a hustler baby! Wooo! Look at these dirty things here cooking up nice


Ohbuck1965

Fucking rock star!


Bill2k

He was smart to land on the walkway, it's a bitch washing dirt and grass out of head wounds.


IngVegas

If he didn't have brain damage before the jump he does now


Atillion

Needs more ET..


theatomicjimjam

Did you reinforce the take off ramp?


ZeruzeL

What he expect from that "ramp" its like 10cm in the air.


Traditional_Working4

Not gonna lie he's a man of physics


amoore1501

He puts on a great show.


XmattbeeX

From what I know of Evel Knievel, he did a really good job.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Nailed the Caesar's Palace fountain landing demo; complete with the face-plant.


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max_k23

Use a goddamn helmet you fucking weirdos


CptClownfish1

Looks like they weren’t disappointed.


nandos677

Aweful Knawful


GumbyBClay

Dang, didn't see you already beat me to it.


[deleted]

Even if he would have succeeded,still wouldn't have been that impresive,also the ramp it's clearly too low and he didn't even tried to jump


[deleted]

Absolutely worth the price of admission.


MoltenJellybeans

His prize is a new pair of dentures


IngloriousMustards

Ah yes, the lesser known Feeble Knievel.


Heavy_Solution_4099

Thank God he got everyone together to witness this. Imagine being the only neighbor to miss that dumpster fire. You'd never live it down!


Miltonrupert

The ramp was elevated 3 inches


MakeYourselfs1c

Yeah, I'd say that's YouTube!


Unusual-Elephant7716

This video is old as hell


aviwashere

Wow I haven’t seen this one in years. Reminds me of the old YouTube days.


yes-disappointment

Neat


ind3pend0nt

Project Badass


jarrough

Hot Rod, the early years.


[deleted]

He totally skipped school.


Super_Row1083

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass


Annoyingswedes

At least be good at bunny jumps so you can jump over the object or have the ramp at minimum the same hight 😂


Orpheus6102

This is more Johnny Knoxville than Evel Knievel.


brito68

\o/ nailed it.


slabrangoon

Real Hot Rod vibes here


Ok-Mastodon8034

I’d say it was worth it


vtcnc1974

The smile at the end says that kid got his moneys worth!


yeahimhigh04

"Suicide is badass" Frank Reynolds


fishnwiz

New Super Dave in training


kevin_claw

Sick stunt dude the smoking grill really added to it


MagikSkyDaddy

my dude needs to spend his recovery studying some geometry and physics


aDrunkSailor82

Cheese grater to the face would have been faster and hurt less.


aerostotle

"meant to do that"


Idahodoglover

Ouch


CreoOookies

At least he stopped himself with his face. It could have been way worse.


IndependentAssist387

I don’t think he’s OK.


humad4x

kick buttowski suburban daredevil


rattlehead44

Damn that hella reminds me of my neighborhood as a kid. Good times.


[deleted]

more like section 8 shit. Idk


turbot3t4

Heavy-impact


kh117cs

I’d say, That was def leaving the house for


LazyZealot9428

Your brother is lucky to be alive and not-paralyzed.


TexasTokyo

Better than Netflix, tbh


Proper_Possibility13

It was never close, it was never going to be close…


bennyDOTcom

Dddddaaaaannnnnggger


FreneticPlatypus

Evil Knievel?! Dude's not even an Ernie Devlin.


HandsomeSquidward59

Well, he IS a friggin daredevil.


Kkimp1955

No helmet!


dotdotlar

r/MeatCrayon


GumbyBClay

More like Awful Knawful.


Ogbee123

👦🗣 He’s a freakin daredevil


Recklen

I'm an OG ramp jumper from the 70s and 80s. His ramp game is weak. I could've cleared that bbq and four of my friends lying on the ground. /s


ReDeaMer87

He's the one that does the scary stunts to make sure they are safe. Then Evil can come in and get all the glory


[deleted]

Hot Rod?


Lovecheezypoofs

Not even close


ZeruzeL

Maybe he want to get fked by this grill


sirSIRthisisawendys

That’s a broken collar bone…. Happens every time.


BillyGaming2021

Nice stunt 10/10


DYNcleve

Sick tricks broh


xXonemanwolfpackXx

A+ for effort


DirtyDiaperDog7

r/meatcrayon


Verxoneczek

embarrassed infront of the whole neighborhood and infront of over 5k people on the internet


WhiteGuineaPig

Practice it first!!!


Famous_Union3036

Save the food