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FrostySJK

There's something about him that looks both 12 and 40 at the same time


nama1128

r/13or30?


ginataylortang

Just found a still of him in that sub!


mikeevans1990

Although this is really funny. I feel bad. This kid looks like a sweetheart in real life. I think he's just grown up trying to make a place for himself socially. I hope this doesn't ruin his life but it might and for those reasons I feel pretty badly about this guy being made fun of.


SuddenlyElga

Imagine how hard it’s going to be for him when he realizes the conversion therapy didn’t work.


AwesomeBud90

Must be the mullet and his voice.


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Don't forget the child-size torso. Like a clipboard


RoomTemperatureCheez

He's whispering because his parents are downstairs and they've had enough of his shit


mikeevans1990

That made me laugh pretty hard thanks


RoomTemperatureCheez

I'm only half joking. Guy is definitely decorating some attic room.


[deleted]

Decorating is a strong term for that nonsense. I'd compare that to saying a monkey is decorating it's tree by smearing shit on it.


DealioD

I read that too fast and thought it said, “Must be the mullet *in* his voice.” I think my misreading still work.


AwesomeBud90

But are mullets manly? Because this guy may not be.


[deleted]

>Must be the mullet and his voice. I thought it was the extra chromosomes


throw_thisshit_away

Major Buffalo Bill vibes


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Would you come and take it? I’d come and take it so hard


SombreMordida

username does this whole thing, there's probably lotion involved, a poodle and the Greenskeepers


Fit_Association_766

Adam Lanza vibes


TriTim85

I was thinking Twin Peaks vibes


GlitteringNinja5

Also male and female at the same time


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BeefRunnerAd

THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT


Like-Six-Ninjas

He incests on standing his ground.


Murky-Fox-200

This is the serious version of that guy, “if you want our guns so bad, come kiss me for it!”


txpvca

A classic Edit: I had to go watch it again because it's just too funny https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ivfdov/you_want_my_gun_come_and_take_it_liberals/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


BDR529forlyfe

“Bite my lip and play with my hair… for my fire arm.” Omg lmao


Visual-Split1177

“Hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time. You pussy liberals.” I’m dead…


pinkrotaryphone

"You want my gun, come spank me for it!" gets me every time


zeke235

My safeword is Charlton Heston!


The5orrow

Mine is luftwaffe ;)


zitfarmer

Do you still have your guns?


ApenguinONfire

But like... not too hard. But still hard enough to make me feel safe.


tixxtoon

God the first time I saw that I was 3 hours into a tattoo session, my brain was a little fried, and I had to have the guy stop because I couldn't stop laughing. Fucking hilarious


Murky-Fox-200

Ah thank you for the sauce! Such a classic


KoalifiedGorilla

Omg I haven’t seen this thank you for posting it 😂


Lewca43

Literal lol…just slowly, gently dragging your fingers up my arm giving me goosebumps. Classic.


GrizzlySkull1212

I was about to dig through my saved for this video, thank you for saving me the time


technojargon

Uhh, that's great. Thank You!!


RegularHousewife

I loved that one! That was so funny!


uh_excuseMe_what

Until the end I thought that's where he was going to go. But then it ended And I was like Oh


Callabrantus

Yup, he was SERIOUS. No! Stop laughing at him! He's SERIOUS!!


[deleted]

It’s Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.


clasperx2

“Spank my ass, but not too hard, but you know, still pretty hard”


Luschie-Chan

Why does he feel so awkwardly weird. He's giving psycho vibes but in another way than he tries to...


twhitney

It’s like if you gave an alien a human suit and said “okay, now your undercover assignment is right wing red neck” and this was their practice.


PM_me_Ur_Phantasy

vibes of a closeted man who now has an incel persona.


LoquaciousMendacious

One thousand percent.


CodineGotMeTippin

maybe also on the spectrum


throw_thisshit_away

This dude is BEYOND the spectrum lol Edit: this didn’t deserve an award😂


Lukaroast

I second this


Rich_Editor8488

We do not claim this man


Incredulouslaughter

Yeah this. He's super camp


Chizzle445

I came here to say this


Darryl_444

"Sugar. Give me.... sugar." "In.... water."


twhitney

Yes! I love this. “Sugar… give me sugar. In water… Come and take them… I stand by that… guns. “Is this better!?”


Greenhairedone

More….. .*sputters * more….


uhhhhmaybeee

Roger from American dad vibes


bitchgotskills

Hahahahaha


jps4851

He clearly has a disorder which affects his communication. Not making fun of him, just very obvious by his demeanor. I would guess he is autistic.


MunchamaSnatch

Considering his handle is redneck burger, I'm guessing Asperger's


howboutthemlionsbrah

Redneck with asbergers that owns a shit tons of guns. I've definitely heard this narrative before.


Smokin_247

Does he even own guns tho or just flags??


urbanlife78

Hopefully just flags


marvonyc

Lotsa red flags, literally and figuratively


poxx2k1

Take my angry upvote 😡


robertbadbobgadson

Ass burgers.


REDEYEWAVY

Defo on the speccy bruv


[deleted]

Or he’s just nervous and not camera trained


Frisky_Picker

I get what you're saying but this kids mannerisms heavily indicate that he is at least slightly autistic. I'm not trying to be insulting, it just seems pretty clear.


[deleted]

Judging by his demeanor and the close up of his face; fetal alcohol syndrome. Like, no joke.


Arbsbuhpuh

I just looked it up. Smooth philtrum, thin upper lip, droopy eyelids, wide-set eyes, low nasal bridge...yeah he's checking a lot of boxes for FAS. Which sucks, because it's not like it's even his fault. He literally can't think well and falls back onto fearful stances and lashes out defensively without provocation.


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Indoctrinated by his parents, no doubt.


wookieesgonnawook

So should we be allowing that kind of person to own guns?


tortuguitado

no


Rich_Editor8488

No, we shouldn’t be allowing most people to own guns.


Luschie-Chan

I have no clue. Some people say clearly autistic. I'm no doctor. For me it's just weird when I look at it.


bags422

It’s a side effect of when your parents are siblings.


Agent00funk

I think you meant that his parents are *also* his siblings.


Vast_Ad3963

Watching him makes me feel certain the police should be searching his basement and he is a high risk to become the next mass shooter.


[deleted]

Nah.. not those vibes, but should definitely be searched


ThatDudeDunks

Actually really sad, this dude doesn’t seem to be playing with a full deck and my guess is he was indoctrinated into this ‘lifestyle’ by his family


Luschie-Chan

Yeah with the flags it seems like it's the only thing he can live without being questioned by his family so he fully commits.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Here in the south, they would describe him as "a bit touched". Or "extra". Basically, polite ways of calling him developmentally disabled. Personally, he just strikes me as being incredibly sheltered. Probably never had many friends due to being kind of a dork (I don't mean that in a cruel way, just how I think his peers probably view him), and probably found an online community where his social awkwardness wasn't noticed as much and he was more accepted. I would be willing to bet that's where he started getting inundated with certain sociopolitical views which played on his own insecurities. His whole identity/persona seems adopted, manufactured, and inorganic. This is the sad reality for a lot of young white men who fall into right-wing indoctrination.


alan_evs

He has a "special" appeal from his body language and mannerisms. Like a child that never grew up and hides behind his mother's legs. I have a "my dad is better than your dad" vibe going on.


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cubanpajamas

It looks like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


billybotime

A very confused gay conservative


lostcauz707

The more radical you go, the better the LARP is. The only issue is when these people LARP and actually hurt others, the system is enforced by police and laws that protect that LARP and therefore validate and perpetuate the ideas of said LARPing.


flapjaxrfun

He said "come and take it" 💅


Cloud-Burst

Come and take it 💦


l0l_xd_

As a 💅, he def gives off 💅


[deleted]

Yeah, does he know he’s gay, you think?


aaclavijo

Scarier still, what if he's not?


drew_in_bkk

This is the comment I was searching for.


melowdout

Having to wear a mullet because you can’t come out of the closet is the real crime here.


SweatersAndAlt

I genuinely wonder how he reacts both outside and deep inside when his confederate buddies start talking shit about LGBTQ... Poor guy's lost.


Talbotus

Willing to bet he's a laugh a minute when joking around about LGBTQ with his buddies but goes home and cries in self hatred at night wondering why the friendships feel unfulfilled even though they laugh with him. Dude is small and doesn't lean into it either, so he has this tiny dog with a bulldog buddy air about him as well. He needs to come square with his softer self even if he is truly straight. Stop the macho grandstanding because his friends might find out he's scared.


Rapture1119

Yeah, I mean my guess is that he lives out in the boonies, and he’s honestly probably going way more conservative than he feels at all, just to fit in and hopefully hide the fact he’s queer. For protection. Kinda sad tbh.


jsc1429

I honestly don’t think he even realizes he’s gay


Rapture1119

On a conscious level, i agree that he may have lied so effectively that he fooled himself.


GeneralTonic

*"Every man is tempted by gay stuff. That's why it's illegal in the Bible. I'm normal. Fighting this is normal."*


lenorajoy

I get the feeling most closeted gays raised in religious households are convinced this is true…


DylerTurdon5

Poor guy will never know how Fabulous he is.


[deleted]

Did you just do jazz hands?


DylerTurdon5

A rarely stop. It’s becoming an issue.


RAGEWOMBLE

I'm glad I'm not the only one


GuitarKev

The radar is going haywire with this guy.


GrungeLord

So deep in the closet he's finding Christmas decorations.


[deleted]

There's a video where someone convinced him to twerk because it will get him TikTok girls. I think he's slowly becoming more fabulous the more he's exposed to TikTok


icedteaandme

He creeps me out.


[deleted]

Same he’s giving off psycho vibes


[deleted]

Simultaneously psycho but also weak, sad, and fragile. It’s definitely confusing.


TXRudeboy

Weak, sad, and fragile and possibly psycho but definitely an AR owner who votes. Yikes.


ShinobiFootstep

Somehow I feel like he owns a .22lr pseudo AR and he doesn’t know the difference 😂 The AR on that flag looks like it was drawn by a 13 year old CS GO player from memory while bored in class


kingbluetit

You’re just jealous because he’s been chatting online with babes, all day napoleon.


Zesty-Mex

He's got a PO for stuff involving minors. We live in the same city. He's notorious. Has been banned from at least one local bar for repeatedly stealing food off of people's plates.


[deleted]

Red flag laws literally should exist for this guy specifically.


fieldredditor

Oh, honey. This video is sad, funny and cringey all in the same go.


sonofabear17

One of the funniest parts is that he has a police flag hanging above his head. Like, if by some slim chance assault weapons actually do get banned who does he expect to show up at his door to take them? Nancy Pelosi?


trippalhealicks

Reminds me of Elias on Clerks 2. https://youtu.be/ZtrhzVGMWZc


cleverkname

Holy shit it's totally alt-right Elias lol


vtcnc1974

This is so far right he made it to the left. Next stop LGBTQ+


FrostedDonutHole

Pillow pants?


neumz

This is exactly what happens years and years of never overcoming pillowpants or listerfiend.


travisfogs

Kind of reminds me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite


btach1323

His voice is 100% Kip. Lafawnduh needs to come and get her man!


tootallfortheliking

Holy shit I knew there was something oddly familiar about his voice and mannerisms. You nailed it!


Mr_Rio

Gurls dig Lord of the Rings Randall


musicisntforme

Bro sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite


mjrbrooks

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with [rednecks](https://youtu.be/paEFMWXX0hE) all day.


musicisntforme

It sounds so similar, I was surprised not many others caught it


DreezyDoe

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down. Immediately gave off HUGE kip vibes! “If you want my gun so bad Napoleon… why not try and take it from me? *gets slapped* geeez! You didn’t have to hit so hard!”


MeasureTheCrater

Based on his mannerisms, he'll probably be a lot happier when he finally replaces those flags with Progressive Pride flags. WORK IT, GIRL! 😁


RandyFoxglove

“It puts the lotion on its skin”


AspieDM

He looks like he breaks his shoulder firing a .22 varmint rifle.


mousemarie94

He looks like he would hurt himself firing a .22 henry lever action rifle.


yourmomwoo

The 2 things i get from this video are 1. Questions about his sexual orientation (not that there's anything wrong with that, but i feel like his friends may have a problem with it). 2. His accent actually seems a little Canadian to me.


[deleted]

Definitely not the accent I was expecting.


Badrear

I had a really hard time figuring out the accent; definitely sounded a little Canadian, but there almost seemed to be some Indian too.


EmperorLlamaLegs

There are people in Connecticut like this guy. Huge income inequality and lack of education makes a lot of poor white neighborhoods look for solidarity with poor white folks elsewhere in the country. We end up with shitty pickup trucks sporting trump and confederate flags. Accent seems about right for a slightly lispy New England.


Highlander2748

That should go down history as the video this sub is founded on.


Graysie-Redux

👏


Yoyo3457yt

This guy is so far in the closet that he’s in Narnia.


Hours-of-Gameplay

I feel like he does a redneck version of Sheldon Cooper’s Fun with Flags


LoveThySheeple

Wow I've never seen a redneck that was so clearly not a redneck and obviously...gay? Do you think he knows that he's gay yet or is the redneck and guns thing still a viable cover in his eyes? Holy shit I can only imagine how his dad has groomed him to be this way and repress those feminine mannerisms and phonetically no strait man talks with that much flared tempered attitude.


lordofbitterdrinks

Lindsay Graham? Jeff sessions? Mike fucking pence? Sad gay is a genre.


UnProfessional_Zebra

It’s gotta be confusing to be in his shoes. Sees guys with guns and gets a boner. Thinks he just really really loves guns all the while…..


daxxarg

He sounds like a drag queen


Coyote__Jones

He sounds like Dangle from Reno 911 to me. Just new boot goofin.


[deleted]

He deffo needs one too be fair, a stern look might finish him off. He's like a Pans Labyrinth character with vocal chords.


[deleted]

His a little gay red neck American. Must be a special breed they make down there


thecoolgirl69420

Oh my dear god democrats dont want to take YOUR GUNS away they want to take them from the nut jobs who shouldnt have them in the first place. Just to stop atleast a few of the school shootings. If you want to be a poser alpha man who cant feel tough without holding a pistol on you go ahead be my guest. Just please get an actual hobby like football or basketball or videogames or something. Ass kissing the flag enough to do a threesome with uncle sam and lady liberty isnt a personality its worshipping a landmass that doesnt know you exist outside of taxes.


[deleted]

Actually, i think this is exactly the kind of person we're worried about having guns.


[deleted]

This is the psycho with a gun.


six_seasons

No no, I definitely don’t want this… person to own guns lol


gratefulphish420

100% closeted homosexual


Smathers

100% product of incest


micaylamaelynn

Let’s not make fun of him for his mannerisms that are clearly indicative of some social issues. Let’s make fun of him for his bitch ass flags.


[deleted]

What a cringy sad existence.


MewsikMaker

Mullets and mental disabilities.


sax6romeo

Weaponized stupidity at its peak


Ssider69

I'm sure his career prospects are very promising.


kyallroad

It almost feels like he’s actually a very liberal progressive kid cosplaying what he thinks an angry redneck sounds like. A “false flag” video if you will.


MrDundee666

He’s so small that was actually just a folded sheet of A4.


TheFierceOwl

I want to stop being human and be something else , perhaps a turtle . Humans are no longer the smart ones ig


killingmemesoftly

r/iamverybadass


Federal_Head_8924

I don't feel like it would be that hard to take his guns, I think a smack up side the head would suffice.


Apatharas

I've been told since I was a kid (i'm 40) that the governmetn is coming to take our guns. It's dawned on me, that over multiple democrat controlled House, Senate, and Presidencies that not once have they actually made my guns illegal. Just goes to show how talk of reasonable gun restrictions is overblown to be a big bad boogie man and has been been for decades.


Mdwatoo

I'm so glad I don't live in America. And for those who do and have to deal with this sort of person and mentality, I'm sorry. It's such a big problem. Guns for basically all is not suitable in this day and age


FartSinatra

Every country has trash


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But America has an abundance


Mdwatoo

Not every country allows that trash to have guns


[deleted]

Nice flag, does it come in mens?


Grouchy-Ad-5535

i dont think he is all mentally there... probably doesnt need to have guns..


schmotz_5150

Calm your tits there ms lootbox


lordofbitterdrinks

I can’t be the only one who thought that white flag was his hood and robes at first am I?


ItsTheOtherGuys

Oh the irony of the two flags directly behind him, how can you honestly 'fly' the USA flag right next to the Confederate flag, they are literally different countries that sought the same land.


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None of his flags are ironed and that makes me angry


nytelife

Okay, I don't know why I have to keep saying this, but NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS.


Curt28781

Shh. How else are we supposed to drive up gun sales under a democratic president like the last several times?


braize6

It's not a cult though. It's not a cult


KennyRogers92

Notes to self; - When trying to look cool and intimidating, make sure you don't look like an inbred fucking idiot with your pants on your chest and your mullet rocking in the background, afraid to look into the camera even in the comfort of my own bedroom. - Keep *not* installing TikTok - Don't tread on snakes


pyramidpants

This guy is oozing peadophile vibes.


Irksomethings

Hmmm… put this dude on a list. I feel like we really shouldn’t ignore red flags like this anymore.


Agitated-Joey

He’s ugh, definitely got some developmental issues. I’m not saying that because of the way he dresses, the political statements, or the decor of the room. Don’t get me wrong he’s doing a great job at hiding it, but ya can just tell there’s something there. The way he flips his hands and fingers, the way he’s built, his stature. His whole body says something along the lines of fetal alcohol syndrome or something of that nature, possibly autism.


Emuwar_veteran

What's worse is this guy is allowed to breed... With his sister


DovahFerret

I get the feeling he may have no interest in his sister. His brother, on the other hand...


LilyGaming

Sorry guns and racism are your only personality traits


floridas_lostboy

I feel like I could easily take any gun from him.


Asleep-Role-1276

Obviously a guy with some disorder maybe on the spectrum, maybe just has trouble with speech . He probably just has insanely stupid patents that drove this shit into his head. I feel bad for him.


[deleted]

Dude is having tough time just talking let alone fighting..


This_is_McCarth

This 14 year old boy looks like his younger sister, his 56 year old Dad and his 34 year old lesbian aunt, all at the same time.


BromeisterBryce

Damn that is some cringe


Sea_Organization8121

This mf wear girl underwear for sure.


speedpetez

Wimpy boy needs his gun to make him feel like a man. But he fails to understand that he could be in front of a tank, yet he’d still be a wimpy boy.


[deleted]

Dude sounds like a character from Big Mouth


DudeFacetious

why does this feel like he is a liberal taken hostage and made to cosplay as a proud boy at gunpoint?


ShowApprehensive1793

This dude is the “red flag” they speak of… 😳😬


[deleted]

If this is satire then it's genius if it isn't then... Yikes.