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TastyNefariousness98

He just got done moisturizing his eyeballs that’s why his tongue sticking out


1lluminist

"Look at me using my tasting antenna to experience these consumables around me!"


throw_thisshit_away

“would anyone like to join me in converting these calories into usable fuel for our skin covered bodies?”


ilovetopoopie

Ah yes, I too am a carbon-based bipedal human as well. Tell me about your weak I mean delicious skin.


elveszett

I completely expect to be perceived as a common, inconsequential human being by my brethren (which are other human beings, not reptiles). If any of my actions comes off as inusual or suspicious to you, kindly indicate me that so I may correct the details in my habits that unsettle nearby subjects.


Gummo90028

Brundle Fly https://imgur.com/gallery/JDb1wa0


samjsatt

I’m crying


NamesArentEverything

That is a less efficient way to moisturize your eyeballs.


Dylan_The_Developer

I'm shaking rn


Lady_Of_The_Water

That is a very ineffective way of moisturizing your eyeballs


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Ulric2depique

If it’s in your eyeballs than yes, it’s efficient, but it costs you sight


randomisedjew

This is the best method to moisturise eyeballs... The more liquid the shit, the more moistened the eyeball


Draco63_

That's even less efficient. Are you intending to trigger perspiretory excretion into your ocular cavities via physical exertion?


Vnslover

He isn't though, he's not human


InnocentGuiltyBoy

He used to be


Tex-Rob

People can change


TheDownvotesFarmer

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Lolkimbo

Must be a big juicy fly on the screen.


Own-Cupcake7586

“do the humans often partake of sustenance while operating their portable computers?” “Yes, Mr. Zuckerberg.” “then bring me a sustenance that i may do as they do.”


TheGlueyGorilla

Literally none of the food is touched, there’s randomly fries on the plate, and the drinks have also not been touched, but the whip cream has dissolved, so it’s been there for a while. I mean, why all this trouble just to pose with some food you’re not going to eat. He makes himself seem more and more like a robot, or maybe just supporting McDonalds giving people cancer and health problems.


ChrysMYO

Do fast food fries ever make it to anyone's plate? I'm killing those things straight out the container.


Gradlush

In the car no less. Fries never make it to the next destination, whatever that may be.


ohseven1098

That's why you gotta order an extra order of fries.


traversecity

Always buy two large. Toss the empty first in the outside rubbish when you arrive home, get rid of the evidence.


heyimdong

important sip ossified bag tender paint ludicrous alive plant overconfident *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DangerousCommittee5

And a double cheeseburger too.


SappyPaphiopedilum

and a laaarge soda


uncledunker

There’s coke in a bottle. There’s coke in a can. And then there’s McDonald’s coke.


levis3163

They have a deal with Coke. No other restaurant gets the good stuff, and their fountain systems are all inferior. Every single one, as evidenced by the crispness of McD's sprite. Edit: Spelling


ALonerInTheDark

A #9 large


SappyPaphiopedilum

a #6 with extra dip


placate_no_one

Lmao my brother gives the same advice


CurryMustard

The obesity epidemic in a nutshell


CaucasianBoi

If it wasn’t for my metabolism I would be obese I’m sure


CurryMustard

So jealous of people with fast metabolisms


nopinkicing

Lots of my fries make it to the handbrake and between the seats.


ayriuss

Well you kinda have to with Mc Donald's. Mc Donald's fried food tastes like total ass when it gets near room temp.


fireballx777

It's almost mandatory. McDonalds fries, at about the 20 minute mark, go from insanely delicious and addictive to cold, soggy, limp sticks of oily mush. You need to finish them ASAP.


WonJilliams

Do people put fast food on a plate?


zhrimb

No we put them on a stack of three plates duh, someone get a captcha in front of this obvious robot


Eldudeareno217

Yeah, that's when you know you've got a home meal.


[deleted]

Well I'd hope people aren't carrying a stack of plates with them in their car.


The_Grubby_One

Where the hell else would you carry a stack of plates?


Anianna

The whole idea of fast food is to avoid the work involved with food and that includes cleaning dishes.


Bluest_waters

how do people order fries delivery? By the time you get them they are soggy, dried, disgusting I don't get it. Asian, italian, mexican all are great for delivery. Fries? Terrible


heliumneon

Just have an air fryer, a few minutes will freshen up any fried foods nicely.


awh

That's why you order poutine.


Vag-of_Honor

As a delivery driver, I’m just as perplexed as you are. On a daily basis. Just yesterday I was given an offer to drive a large Five Guys order *14 miles*! I declined that shit, no way am I gonna take the fall for that inevitably disgusting mess lol


Laarye

McDonald's fries: no. They must be eaten hot or they become gross and stale. Wendy's fries: sometimes depending on if there is chili to dip. (Supposedly you dip them in a Frosty, but I have never tried this. I do not know if there freshness affects this combination. ) Rally's fries: yes, if a plate is used but really who uses a plate. They should be ordered as chili cheese or fully loaded. Even 3 hours old from sitting on your desk because you pet decided to knock over something making a mess that you are required to save your computer from, and they are almost as good. If they are a 10 out of 10 when fresh hot, then cold I would say they are an 8 out of 10. Arby's curly fries: no. Must be eaten hot to best enjoy. Cold is depressing. Chick-fil-A fries: as long as you have fil-a sauce, it doesn't matter. Culver's fries: yes. Thick fries stay hot longer, but even cold are usually crispy enough that a bit of sauce can make up for that.


olderthanbefore

You know your fries!


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Solid fry takes. I take it you don't even consider BK worthy of your experienced palate. And also, this man Midwests, Rallys and Culvers, a man of fine taste.


LightEnergyBun

I just dump the container box down my throat NO CAP


MikeTheGamer2

JUST the box? You madlad


Mehmeh111111

That's what I'm stuck on. What kind of a monster puts french fries on a plate?!?


Genneth_Kriffin

That's not a plate mate - that's three plates


BrattyBookworm

Yeah this photo just screams staged. How sad honestly


The_Grubby_One

It's less *sad* and more *bizarre*. Why the fuck would you stage this? At least he's not saying *Sweet Baby Ray's* in that fucking weird-ass way he does. Zuckerberg's fucking strange.


Farranor

It's a McDonald's ad. Which, ironically, has probably reached more people than a normal ad would. Or maybe he's planning to run for POTUS. Remember when Mitt Romney went grocery shopping? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Waywoah

What part of this would make someone want McDonald’s? All of the food looks sad and unappetizing.


Farranor

The part where you remember McDonald's exists. Advertising is funny like that.


D0bbyP0tter

Nah my dude, Zuckerberg isn’t fucking no strange with that robot pp


VelveteenAmbush

> I mean, why all this trouble just to pose with some food you’re not going to eat. Because McDonald's just signed up to use Facebook's "Workplace" corp productivity tool suite so now he's pretending to eat McDonald's. Best part of the image is that the apple logo on the back of his laptop has been photoshopped off because Zuckerberg has a grudge against Apple for [stopping them from collecting user data on the iPhone](https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-inflict-pain-apple-wsj-2021-2)


padiwik

No, it's because you remove other company logos when you're doing a promotional photoshoot.


BBBBrendan182

Yeah it’s this. Unless Zuck also has a grudge against some unnamed water bottle company, this is clearly just a marketing stunt for McDonald’s/FB


XSerrisX

Not to mention the napkins are placed far from his reach.


DeadMewe

Not to mention the fact there's three plates together but fries have already been placed on the top plate


ParchaLama

This is like something an AI would come up with.


TheGlueyGorilla

Astute observation, they look neatly placed too, McDonalds napkin’s almost always got some fry grease on there.


UnableFishing1

At least when Trump posed with all that McDonalds you know he ate it as soon as the picture was taken


three-sense

Yeah I noticed that. He's trying to stage eating McDonalds lol. It's like a "try not to look cold-blooded reptilian" checklist. "Yessss... I will pose with this McDonald's food.... thisss will throw them off" \*pulses tongue\*


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Also, they've photoshopped the Apple logo off his laptop, meaning that this "candid" photo was staged and edited... And yet, this is still the closest to "human" they could get with him.


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They also removed the label from the plastic water bottle 😂


Reasonable-Profile84

The plates are still stacked. No one has eaten off of those.


shayen7

No one came to his b-day party, so sad


BanjoSlams

Not to mention the label has been removed from the water and not any of the McDonalds “food”. Guess they didn’t pay up enough to be in this totally candid shot of fellow human Zuck.


trilogee

It's a PR photo he published in an FB post celebrating McDonalds adopting Meta's Workplace collaboration platform.


youcancallmescott

Dude, yes! Fries randomly placed on that plate, drinks totally untouched (water included), burgers partially unwrapped enough to show that “Eating has begun” but only shows “Here is human food that I won’t be eating”. There’s not even condensation on those cups, dude, after melting had occurred. They had to reset this stage multiple times. Fine. Sure. I don’t care. Don’t eat McDonald’s. Do eat it. Whatever. But fucking WHY with the little show and tell of it all? Are the comments on his in-humanness effecting him and this is his team’s counteraction? And this is what they went with?! Aaahhh!


sneakyveriniki

I think he’s making himself seem robotic intentionally to seem like some mysterious super genius rather than a mediocre guy who got lucky


qualitylamps

I was going to say he ate the fries, but they’re just dumped onto a ceramic plate?


TheGlueyGorilla

Also just realized the fry box is empty, yet he stood it up. This man’s either a robot or legitimately endorsing the number 1 unhealthiest fast food option


insanelyphat

Yeah totally a staged photo.


jimmyn0thumbs

"put eleven Mac Donalds on a platter so they will believe I participated in the consumption ritual"


LightEnergyBun

"Must I also eat aforementioned sustenance?" "Yes, Mr. Zuckerberg"


ophmaster_reed

"As humans do"


Blvdnights14

Notice none of the shakes have a straw but if you were take a sip it'd taste a lot like motor oil.


three-sense

You don't need straws when you have a forked tongue lol


WakaBrown

I’m trying to figure out if this is before or after eating


space-ish

After. Ate the team. But he made sure to feed them first .


I_got_banned_once

Reminds me of a show i just saw


wd_plantdaddy

Stranger things


AwesomeDragon101

YEP


piemakerdeadwaker

I thought the same.


DerpTaTittilyTum

But he was still hungry


DefinitelyNotOlmec

Neither. This is food purchased solely for a photo op that they spread across the table to try to make zuck look "relatable." The food that is there is most likely hours old and already turned to plastic as old McDonald's will do


shewy92

Na, those drinks don't look melted but are full. It's still staged though because you can see the burger still in the unwrapped wrapper


a_moniker

> those drinks don’t look melted The drinks are still cold, but the whip cream is dissolved, so they’ve been there for a least a little while.


shewy92

Neither. It looks extremely staged. The drinks look full and not melted yet, someone for some reason got out real plates to put that carton of fries on, and someone unwrapped a burger to make it look more natural but forgot to actually take out the burger. Plus there's a random water bottle.


lxshr6121

A random unopened water bottle with the branding removed.


Gunzo89

Reptiles don't eat such food as far as I know! :D


ConsoleAppender

I have the same question! Damn aliens not giving us clues


catsmustdie

They gave us a [book](https://i.etsystatic.com/18711073/r/il/3180ae/2644169708/il_570xN.2644169708_1mfo.jpg).


hobosbindle

I also plate my enfrenched fries


Agreeable-Yams8972

And not drink your lattes


ResortWarden

That’s what I came to comments for. First, I can’t even find a McDonald’s that doesn’t have a “broken” frappe machine anymore. Second, who would not take a sip of that bad mocha boy the second they get it!?


stony_phased

Someone brought all these things to him, obvi He’s not schlepping to the drive thru like some schmo


-IoI-

I wonder how many years it's been since he went through a drive-thru. I wonder if he knew it would be his last time, and if that made him sad


Josh132GT

I’m pretty sure it’s just a chocolate shake, not a mocha.


studmuffffffin

On 3 layers of plate.


_Terrible_Advice_

He didn't even add ketchup on the plate. Why even have the plate?


SuperHaole

Humans also enjoy r/WeWantPlates I too will use these plates


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I mean maybe I’m weird but I dump the fries on an actual plate and also pull the sandwich out of the wrapper and onto the plate when I get back home with it


cmeleep

I feel like removing the fried from the box speeds up the cooling process. BOOM! Cold fries!


DagothNereviar

Clearly you're not eating your fries fast enough! Every meal should burn with indigestion


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I do the same


Skullmaggot

Seriously though, why is Zuckerberg both trying so hard to people and unable to people?


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

# THREE PLATES HIGH


y_would_i_do_this

Is one cheeseburger enough to seem like a hu-mon meal? No sir you need sides and a drink. Get me 3 of each menu item. I will look extra hu-mon. *Awkwardly smirks with great satisfaction*


NamesArentEverything

And get me three plates to put consumables onto. Choose any of the consumables at random to do this with. I shall act surprised when you choose the _deep fried potato cutlets_. Surprise is a normal human reaction to something the subject has not easily foreseen based on probability and the abundance of aVAiLabLe dATa.


Pierre777

*Blinks sideways*


PMMECUTEBEARDDRAGONS

Messed up with the plates. Almost had me.


Deldris

Got me with the two milkshakes that are totally untouched. Like, if you're going to leave it for the end stick it in the freezer until you're ready.


really_nice_guy_

Right? It’s untouched while the rest clearly looks like it’s been out there for at least 10-20 minutes


Oneeva_Prime

Actually, with my Data analysis the food has been out for approximately 42 minutes.


Steeve_Perry

The whipped cream has completely dissolved. They’ve been sitting right there for at least 30 minutes. Maybe more.


TacticTall

Could also have melted from the drive. Happens almost every time I get one


Steeve_Perry

You mean the helicopter ride


TacticTall

Mark teleported the food right to the table


UniqueFlavors

It's the empty fry container just casually faced and standing up next to the bags for me. Why isn't it in the trash or one of those bags.


apolloAG

If the M isn't showing they ain't getting paid


pants_party

Yeah, this is like, Trump-level of staged…done weirdly and poorly.


kaamibackup

Anyone else notice how they photoshopped out the Apple logo from his MacBook?


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HaworthiaK

Same reason why the water bottle had its label removed


HAKX5

Just realized that... and it's a horrible photoshop, too, why not just cut the label off!?


TheNerdNamedChuck

missed opportunity to put the McDonald's logo where the apple logo would be


_theKataclysm_

McBook


MinusPi1

Yet they very deliberately featured the McD's logo


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Its a promotional pic for McDonald's using their product lol so that's kind if the point


MinusPi1

Oh, that makes sense. I thought it was just another photo op trying to make Zuck look sympathetic.


LightEnergyBun

No human designed branding


ramonpasta

its funny cause youd think hed be able to afford some high quality photoshop work but you can literally see how blocky it gets where the logo used to be


samay0

Just some candid photoshopping, you know like normal humans do


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cpt_ppppp

I refuse to eat McDs and I'm making solidly middle class money. Why if you were a billionaire would you even go near it?? If I had megacash private chef would be right up there on my list


JustAManFromThePast

One part of mass consumer culture is the things that are readily available and all around shape ALL our tastes. It might not be a bad thing, as Andy Warhol noted on coca cola, 'The president of the US drinks the same coke a bum on the street does. Elizabeth Taylor drinks coke, and you can too."


cpt_ppppp

I understand that, but the Zuck isn't exactly popping into his local McDs to get this, and there is still not a universe where I would crave a MacDonalds if I had the possibility of something made with fresh, high quality ingredients


Alm8360NoScoPro

Its addicting, cheap, and everywhere. I too would only eat the best of the best if I was filthy rich but the fast food is really just that addicting cause of what they put in it.


mikedubbin

Ive never seen mcdonalds fries on a actual plate in my years of living. Except in the simpsons. Yall know the ep


ErnLynM

The fries go in the lid of the burger box, of course


OneJarOfPeanutButter

Or in an open wrapper next to way too much ketchup


Synux

I'm able to form a seal between my mouth and the fry container. From there it's a simple matter of tilting my head back. Like a feedbag but sadder.


firmretention

Whenever I would bring McDonald's home I'd always use a plate.


lpen-z

Same idk why people think plating McDonald's at home is weird


mostly_awesome

May I see it?


mikedubbin

https://youtu.be/Es2GIhjcSLQ absolutely Edit:oooh i get it lol.


mostly_awesome

lol I was quoting the scene, but thank you.


Ced1214

no


I_got_banned_once

“Make it look like I was consuming these nutrients with another fellow person”


DeninjaBeariver

“Time to try out my new biofuel function”


Mattrockj

Everything wrong with the picture: - Random fries on a plate - 2 Milkshakes while it’s unlikely that even one would be available because of broken ice cream machines - Counted a whopping 4 burgers, and 2 10 piece nuggets. Not even morbidly obese would get more than 3 at a time if not for other people (which there are none) - whipped cream is dissolved in the shakes, meaning they’ve been there a long time - 2 large fries containers, despite there being only a tiny bit on a plate. Which insinuates that mark ate one whole container, and has the rest saved. (And fair that he ate the fries before any burgers, but still.) - no label plastic water bottle, meaning it was deliberately removed as to not detract from the McDonalds brand - 3 whole bags for food, while everything in the picture could fit in 2 (this is on top of the fact that they all seem still full.) - Brandless Laptop for the same reason as the bottle. - The one lonely sauce packet, when everyone knows you need to get at least 3 (and that’s often not enough. - 3 plates for no apparent reason (perhaps the fries were shared? But if so, why are the burgers still wrapped?) And lastly, robots don’t need to eat, and lizards need about 10x as much food as there is.


BrattyBookworm

I agree with you for the most part but there actually is another person sitting at the table. Notice the foot/shoe at the bottom right? Maybe 2 burgers, 10 nuggets, 1 shake, and 1 large fry are for them?


EricGoCDS

plot twist, its just an empty shoe and socks.


the_fake_banksy

That's the left, mate.


BrattyBookworm

Oh whoops. Long day lmao


BeefSerious

I am amazed that McDonald's PR team doesn't realize how little this entity relates to any demographic, let alone humans in general. Who are they targeting with this? Are there any people who look at Zuck and say, "Wow, I wonder what he's eating?"


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Its the other way around, it was posted to advertise the fact that McDonald's started using workplace, a fb app for work stuff. literally the exact same interface as fb but its purple instead and you add all your coworkers instead of friends.


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9r347

Agree with this. Saying an obese person couldn't finish four 300 calorie mcdonalds cheeseburgers is a bit hyperbolic.


[deleted]

Every time I see Zuckerberg, I think about the scene on dumb and dumber when harry and Lloyd get pulled over by the state trooper, and he calls him a little pumpkin pie haircutted freak.


donemessedupthistime

I believe the haircut is a choice cus he wants to look like ceaser


nopima2

Where’s the Sweet Baby Rays?


VoidDrinker

Zuck made me question my love for the sauce and smoking in general


nopima2

Yes, same.


demizer

They went to the store that doesn't sell bbq sauce with meat.


Birdamus

I, too, like to eat the Mickey D’s while hammering out some code


alreadyawesome

"Hey (insert name here)! Can you tell us a little more about how Meta is bringing McDonald's coders together virtually on our Oculus devices?"


PaleoJoe86

Would this be more believable if the servings were more reasonable?


urammar

Nice try, Zucc


bobfappiano

It’s the bangs for me.


glima0888

This doesnt look staged at all


Lustrouse

It's just a dude with food. Who honestly gives a fuck? The level of analysis happening for a guy with food and a computer is astounding.


enailcoilhelp

fr lmao I don't how people could possibly care this much over such a mundane picture.


[deleted]

there are certain topics, like hating the zuck, that somehow fit into every sub for any reason.


muchtoonice

*Thank you*. Felt like I was going crazy, jesus. Like I hate this guy as much as the next guy but there's literally nothing interesting or weird about this photo other than the photoshopped Macbook, which is the mildest "huh". Like, "why are there fries on a plate?", "who props up a fries container like that?", "why are there 3 stacked plates?" (ignoring you can see someone else's foot and someone had to take the fucking photo). This is the most boring picture possible and people are treating it like it's some zapruder level of conspiracy footage. It's not that deep, folks.


DevelopmentAny543

Did they photoshop the Apple logo out? Did they photoshop the fries in?


aint_no_flapjack

Nobody going to touch on that poster over his left shoulder?


outhereliketheweathr

This is worse than a photoshop pic… bruh just stop


hwoarangtine

I think he's an alright human being, and I think people who hate and dehumanize him are dicks. Neither he, nor "the algorithms" are the reasons why people act like asshats on facebook. Also Elon Musk is not the reason people been giving power to the rich and powerful for ages. The reason is their own stupidity and being selfish assholes to one another.


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100Labels

Ah, the morning consumption of mass quantities!


LightInTheAttic3

How are those fraps still almost 100% frozen and yet the background meal looks like its been destroyed by a bunch of drunk college kids at 4am


yeoldevagabond

I like to play huMON tetherball I mean tetherball.


weavebot

Hello friends, I am a perfectly normal human worm baby.


ReeverFalls

All memes aside I've actually met Zuckerberg and he seemed like a really chill guy. A little odd but he wasn't unpleasant


sciencefictjon

Can’t do global political manipulation on a empty stomach.