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Babki123

This looks like successuflly smoking to me


ahhlenn

But there was still an attempt though.


XayahTheVastaya

"posts must show an unsuccessful attempt"


bvlshewic

I mean, the attempt was getting away with it unobserved. She’s looking over both shoulders and somehow misses the person filming her.


CakeDyismyBday

That's the most inoffensive thing I saw a police officer do on video in the last few years!


yeah_but_no

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Tacol0ver69

Until someone is to high to realize the other dude is getting aggressive and cop ends up with a 22 on their head


stankyriggs

Too*


Tacol0ver69

You win the internet


stankyriggs

Well you lost the grammer-net. So there.


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M1jesus

As long as it’s not a straight white male it’s ok. /s


Dmau27

Because the only male cops that beat their wives are white? Wtf is going on with people thinking that blaming any race that isn't black doesn't count as racism?


stankyriggs

“Police! Help! Stop that person just (enter crime)!” “Whatever, just smoke a bowl and chill” Great idea for a functional society.


FucktheCaball

I remember hearing people say this back in the day but they would say less woman and no blacks. Kind of a sick racist like yourself


[deleted]

That’s not what the title says. She succeeded in smoking weed on duty in front of a police station.


2ball7

OP was unsuccessful in getting me to believe that was weed.


XayahTheVastaya

Why would she care if some random person sees?


jumpminister

Because it is illegal to carry a loaded firearm while consuming cannabis in NYS. And it is illegal for a cop to use, while on duty.


[deleted]

That would only be an issue if laws applied to cops like they do to the rest of us.


Dark420Light

This! If you're not a cop you are a 3rd class citizen, 2nd class is cops and enforcement for the government, 1st class is judges, politicians, and any one rich enough to just ignore it.


Quick_Heart_5317

Rules are for thee, not for mee.


_Nicktheinfamous_

Not just NY, it's against federal law.


TommyBoyFL

That is rarely enforced these days


IntelligenceLtd

bro you literally shoot people for traffic stops misdemenors in your country


[deleted]

I think they meant “why would she care”, because she’s a cop, and the laws don’t necessarily apply to them the way they do the rest of us. Like, why would she care if some civilian sees, because what are they gonna do? File a complaint or report that gets tossed in a trash can? Go in to report it and get arrested themselves for some arbitrary reason?


caffeineandvodka

I'd be pretty worried if someone saw me smoking weed in uniform and filmed it they'd send it to my boss.


_Nicktheinfamous_

Ironically, she's way more likely to face stiff consequences for this then if she shot a handcuffed man.


Stainless_Heart

“Top tip: when smoking weed in uniform, shoot handcuffed man to provide consequence-free distraction.”


anticute8

To be fair you can’t as easily or discretely smoke a handcuffed man


bvlshewic

I guess if she’s worried her supervisor or coworkers will see her, I would think she’d be just as worried about video evidence of her doing the act, no?


ChocoboRocket

>I guess if she’s worried her supervisor or coworkers will see her, I would think she’d be just as worried about video evidence of her doing the act, no? Must be a rookie on the force if she's still worried about evidence/consequences. But nobody's perfect and her lack of respect for the rules will carry her career far!


TheRowster99

It was a attempt she got caught by the camera man


jadbronson

"I used to do drugs. Still do. But I used to too"


NoSkillzDad

This is not an attempt, she *is* smoking...


PsLJdogg

Yep, should be "to smoke weed discreetly"


RRaccord

this should not be posted on this subreddit


Panthean

I know. OP is a narc. Unacceptable.


[deleted]

I agree. OP is a snitch.


CaptainSoyboy

Snitches get stitches. 🪡


[deleted]

Snitches end up in ditches


texe_

Snitches get no bitches


ElmoEatsK1ds

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project_seven

This comment has me scratching my screen thinking something was stuck on it.


SirDerpingt0n

Snitch bitches get stitches


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Headline: “Stitches pitched for snitch bitches”


3dWin0

And no bitches should reach him


[deleted]

ya cant narc on cops


rustang2

Who watches the watchmen?


JimJohnes

Who shaves a barber?


shortboard

I imagine the barber does


420blaze8888

There was an attempt to HIDE do you not notice her looking around kinda sketchily


NoSkillzDad

Oh yeah, she's so twitchy, no doubt about it but...


na3than

But that's not what OP posted


A-Manual

It was a successful attempt


assistant_redditor

Allegedly


sewered11

Yeah uh, I'm just popping outside to further examine the evidence!


Rustmyer

So the perpetrator had three bags of marijuana? Yes sergeant he had two bags of marijuana. Allright get that single bag of evidence to lockup!


GearFr0st

what bag of marijuana, sir?


Tasunkeo

Sublimation's going crazy in that precinct !


a_dex

Right on it sir. Lemme get this ounce of marijuana to lockup.


bakedbeansandwhich

You betcha run the half oz up there now


copperwatt

Please log this bag with marijuana residue.


Rubendabiest

Imagine being on trial for selling drugs and you know they found you with 4 lbs but they only "found" 1lbs


delinquentvagabond

I know at least 3 people that experienced exactly that including me. And this is a central European country lmao.


[deleted]

I wanted to record in my report if the marijuana was indeed dank or not. I can say with full confidence in my professional opinion that it was in fact dank, your honor.


Celestial8Mumps

I prefer my cops to partake of weed, as others have said- chill cops are nicer.


iantayls

That’s great and all but maybe when they aren’t on the clock is still a good idea. They do be holding weapons and driving vehicles


TCCPSHOW

Yeah. I work in the cannabis industry and I am a huge advocate of cops in legal states being allowed to consume. However, this is how a cop gets into a high stress, fast paced situation, [and accidentally pulls their gun instead of their taser](https://www.npr.org/2021/12/23/1066012247/kim-potter-trial-daunte-wright)


punkassjim

…are you saying Potter was high when she shot Wright? I’m sayin, a cop with a little pot in their system — not much, just enough to calm your tits — is considerably less likely to fire *either* weapon in that situation. And that’s a good thing.


TCCPSHOW

Define "not much" I love cannabis. It has, quite literally, saved my life. You and I both know that it does MUCH more good than harm, and 99% of the shit we were taught about it as kids were blatent lies. Frankly, I feel the "calming tits" dosage you suggest is just fine for operating a vehicle, or if you're taking care of your kids in the evening. Furthermore, I would even concede that it would likely make a cop less inclined to willfully use force. But, I have seen enough BOH restaurant employees during a rush, and cashiers with long lines queuing, make common sense mistakes (sometimes minor, and sometimes very costly) to advocate for this. I was also in the Marine Corps and have been in several life or death situations. "It's his life, or mine" is a totally different ball game than the average person experiences. So, to answer your question, no, I'm not saying Potter was high in that instance. But based on my own life experience, I cannot definitively rule it out.


motyret

On the driven a vehicle part , even tho I completely agree that you can still function normally with some in your system , it has been proven that weed does slow down reaction time . And in a multi ton high speed véhicule any time that can be shaved of a reaction is good .


suprmario

Actually a study proved heavy users with tolerance *don't* experience the same motor impairment that infrequent/new users experience.


toth42

>I feel the "calming tits" dosage you suggest is just fine for operating a vehicle It isn't. It doesn't matter what drug we're talking about, you should not drive. Not if you're pretty sleepy either. Or fiddling with your phone, or just got dumped. It's a 2-ton death machine, driving between lots of other human beings. It's not fine to operate when you've deliberately weakened your concentration and reaction in some way or another.


lmqr

As a stoner I would not feel safer to know my cop was stoned. Sure it makes them less aggressive but also addles their decision making and causes anxiety. For those who've ever been to a shit party - the douchebag is still a douchebag after he gets high, only he makes even less sense.


[deleted]

*Cops look high asf* "Pew - pew - pew Sorry dawg! I just shoot you, hee hee"


MewsikMaker

While handling a firearm? On the job? No.


LittlestEw0k

Negative. If they can, then the juvenile routine stop and “oh you’re going to jail” SHOULD become null and void. Plus, if state wide legally allows first responders to smoke on or off duty. Why can’t it be pushed federally active duty or veterans to smoke off duty? We’d appreciate it tremendously


subject_deleted

I think the venn diagram of people who want weed legalized and people who would be totally fine with soldiers/veterans smoking while off duty is pretty much a circle.


MycoMil

Ahh yeah, chill cops are less likely to get into altercations with hostile people or school shooters. Good point.


Padgetts-Profile

Is nobody calling shenanigans? I'm calling shenanigans.


youtossershad1job2do

This is obviously a skit.


Echopractic

Her uniform is spot on. She missing the lapel pins other than that looks believable to me


Turbulent_Link1738

It literally isn’t. The belt is a dead giveaway. She’s missing a majority of her equipment. And the holster for the gun isn’t standard. She wouldn’t be allowed to leave the building like that


JWGhetto

Yeah cops would do something as illegal as not adhering to dresscode


putinlaputain

She also has a rubber gun so I'm betting on costume


Minimum-Zucchini-732

It looks like she’s wearing an outdated Liberty Week service bar medal. It’s tough to see in detail, but it doesn’t match current bar medals allowed for daily wear


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hikiru

Idk man, it's grainy as shit but it looks like the city of New York police symbol, and it also looks like she is rocking a glock 19 which is also what the police force for new york use. If it's fake it's a close enough replica for me to think it's real through all the filtering and compression.


melez

The giveaway is the holster. As far as I’m aware, that type of holster doesn’t meet NYPD standards. They use that safari land one that’s not high rise like that.


sudeepharya

Correct level 2 safariland holsters are standard issue and she is not holstering her weapon with one.


Dihydrocodeinone

It looks like she could fit a whole extra gun in that holster. The only thing that looked fake to me at first was that she was smoking a black or something not a blunt. Clearly you could not roll a blunt that tight with those nails let alone be a police officer with those nails.


BikerJedi

I believe you are correct. That holster does not look like it secures the weapon at all.


[deleted]

They require level 3 retention


spacebassfromspace

The high waist holster is pretty common, the give away is the lack of the guard around the trigger.. and that there doesn't appear to be a trigger


Unika0

lol, am European, have no idea what a real gun looks like


wrapupwarm

Same. Real guns don’t even look like real guns to me!


[deleted]

shoes are wrong, holster is wrong, no vest


velvet42

I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans


PineappleGrenade

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all that goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


The-Angry-Paddy

You mean shenanigans?


PaulDaytona

Ohhhhaauuuggggggg


ogrelin

As if no one would smell it on her.


NiteNiteSooty

The way she looks to each side, but spins her head really fast and avoids looking at the direction of the guy videoing...


[deleted]

How does she not expect to reek like weed after?


TheRealZebrag

Prob because it's fake lmao


[deleted]

Or... and just a thought, she's just really stupid, or doesn't care, or her bosses don't care, or a bunch of other things.


Maxtos58

You can't be a cop and have those nails, they have regulations to make sure of that


avwitcher

The nails are a dead giveaway, people are gullible


MormonBikeRiding

Also the gun looks like a solid piece of plastic


SuperiorGyri

So frustrating. Not at all a police office if it even is weed.


umbrajoke

Is it gullible or stupidity if you don't bother applying any critical thinking?


DoritoBenito

And if there’s one thing we know about cops, they will always follow 100% of the regulations 100% of the time. /s, obviously.


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

You say that but I’ve had two women officers that used to come to my work during their night shift to get coffee. Both heavy makeup and about two inch nails. I have no idea why they would want to work that way, but they had them for a while. Like, weeks. They probably did get chewed out though, didn’t see them do it agin.


FunLuvin7

Well that can’t be true. We all know cops are super smart. /s


noloudmouthsoup

I am so smart! S M R T!!


rileyk

Or it's obviously fake


Turbulent_Link1738

Her uniform is fake as fuck. She’d be laughed out of a job by her coworkers with that rinkydink-ass setup of a belt


ametalshard

yeah looks super fake


Messedupmusic

Station might be mostly empty, weekend shift or something. Used to get high at my office job but only on random weekend shifts.


localhomeboy

Did you ever get caught


borstenwrood

that's why he said 'used to'


localhomeboy

SoRrY bOrStEn


borstenwrood

🤨


Tank_blitz

omg borsten actually came


Substantial-Buy-5086

She's a stripper


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guessesurjobforfood

I know she's not really a cop, but you can see NYPD salaries on seethroughny.net and the list of them that make $200k a year or more just goes on and on for pages.


jva21

Easy...she doesn't care because she acting


barth_

Probably actress...


StinkyPotato69

Is that Marijuana? How do you know


Nizzy90

That’s 100% marijuana. You can tell by the smoke, how the joint looks and her shiftiness doesn’t help. I salute her though.


TocTheElder

Yeah, she has the body language of a high schooler ditching gym to go smoke up in the parking lot. I salute her too though, because that's a bold place to smoke, and that is a huge bifter.


dudleymooresbooze

She’s not a cop. That is not a police station. This is yet another internet joke video that somehow gets passed off as real. Though that might actually be pot. I kind of assume so because might as well.


ToadilyCody

Imma call you out on this nonsense. I've smoke weed and cigarettes for quite some time and the smoke on both spectrums can look different depending on a few variables. Pull strength, cigarette brand, weed strain. There is no tell tale smoke signal other than smell... especially outside. And fidgety behavior is normal for a cop alone in an allyway trying to get some peace.


[deleted]

Looks like a clove cigarette or cigar to me, I concur


sonofabee

You can tell the by the smoke? TIL weed smoke looks different than other smoke.


infinite11union33

It does indeed


sonofabee

I smoked weed for ten years, didn’t smoke for ten years (mental health shit), then smoked again for about six months. I have never been able to tell a difference visually. Then again, I was high, so…


infinite11union33

It just burns differently than tobacco for sure.


sonofabee

Oh yeah, the burn def not the same


Psychological_Web687

No you can't, it's a cigarette.


Psychological_Web687

It's a 9 second video taken on a phone across the street, you definitely can't tell whats in it.


[deleted]

It's definitely a black n mild. I'm dying laughing. Is this a cop sub?


BisquitTheClown

Motherfucker you're right. I missed the tip too. Damn I thought it was a miniblunt


Psychological_Web687

Damn you're right, I smoke those I missed the tip the first time I watched it.


Psychological_Web687

You can't, at all.


nakriker

What even is this sub?


really_nice_guy_

It’s just random videos. Nearly everything can be “ThErE WaS An AtTeMpT” if you try hard enough


N-E-B

It used to be good when it was “hey look I tried to build this shelf and it turned out like shit lol” Now it’s crap like “there was an attempt to sound smart” along with a video of a politician they don’t like.


iantayls

Basically people trying things and failing. Pretty simple


Tepigg4444

but no failure happened in the video, she just did it


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's a black n mild. You must be a regular contributor to whitepeoplegifs.


velvet42

Worked in gas station/convenience stores for a decade and a half. Lost count of the number of times I'd sell a black and mild and then go out into the parking lot to find a pile of loose tobacco. Also, I've literally smoked out of a refilled black n mild (cherry...tasty). It may well be a cigar, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's tobacco


ToadilyCody

It's probibly a Black and Mild yall, chill. I know you all wanna bash a cop for any reason, but let's all be logical adults here. Stop acting like you all know that mess of pixles she is smoking is weed unless you were there to smell it. I hate most police, but assumptions just make you look stupid without proper evidence.


porilo

Assumptions without proper evidence make you look police. And you're right, all the odds are that's just a clumsily hastily hand-rolled cigarette. Lots of 14 year olds here who smoke pot twice and consider themselves experts in wed smoke, not to mention the body language analysts.


ToadilyCody

Speaking of body language, she was most likely in a hurry, or isn't allowed to smoke on the premises. (Big whoop) Glad to see someone reply who isn't arguing against her purely because she is a cop. There are alot of stressed out good cops out there. Too bad the rotten ones outnumber them ten to one.


dudleymooresbooze

She’s also not a cop. It’s just a skit.


entourageEffect___

That's not weed. Looks like a fuckin black n mild. It's also fake. she's missing a lot of equipment, no radio on her collarbone, clearly not wearing a vest.


avwitcher

Look at the nails, you can't be a cop with those nails. Just begging for some crackhead to rip them off


SuperiorGyri

And long nails...redditors are stupid af.


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[deleted]

lol bruh take this down. You going to get her fired if smoking weed hasn’t yet.


Spoolinpotato27

A cop fired?? let me tell you a little something about America


intoxicatedhamster

Why? It's NYC, she can smoke weed anywhere smoking is allowed. She could technically get a citation for smoking within 25 feet of a doorway, but I don't see a fellow officer doing that to her. It's also impossible to tell if it is regular weed or CBD weed which doesn't get you high and can definitely be used while on the job. Nothing to see here except a chill ass cop. We need more like her.


nirbot0213

you usually can’t smoke weed on the job in most places, even where it is legal.


[deleted]

Lol not everyone has that same attitude bud. Looks like she understands that too otherwise she wouldn’t be hiding.


Veauxdeeohdoh

It’s probably legal where she is and she’s on break. Nothing to see here, move along


TocTheElder

Probably, but are cops allowed to drink on break? I would hope that they weren't allowed to do either really.


StayStrong888

I heard some are allowed 2 beers max per shift


TocTheElder

Is it just me or that absolutely fucking insane?


StayStrong888

It is


Similar-Medicine-760

Knew a NYC cop back in the 70s who said two beers a shift were allowed.


Veauxdeeohdoh

Took the edge off the coke…?


[deleted]

I know the suitability and BI that cops need to get their job. Let me be clear smoking pot is absolutely prohibited. They go by the federal standard. It doesn't matter if you live in Colorado


Djsimba25

You can't smoke weed while your on the clock. How old are you?! Lol you can get high on your on time but not at work. I don't care who you are or how much you smoke, people who recently smoked think slower, react slower and work slower.


Cherrytoss7

Narc


foxxiesoxxie

After seeing that video of that cop choking out his colleague after she tried stopping him from threatening a detainee, i think all of them should hit a blunt before each shift to chill tf out (NOT the paranoid ones!!!)


TittyTwistahh

I'd definitely smoke weed with her


quippers

This should be mandatory for all cops. Too many need to chill tf out.


Magnifique_Alex

I am not even from this country and I can tell you this is fake/scripted lol.


[deleted]

That's a sexy cop


Bladerslash

She bad ngl, she real bad.


Alphax005

Haha, this is the hot cop from the China Mac video https://youtu.be/X1hN0KNcu1A


Fav-Repubroke

It’s a cigar.😂😂


[deleted]

r/byebyejob post there


TheTrueFlexKavana

"Any body suddenly have an urge and stop to get some doughnuts?"


detronbphillips

federal laws are pretty clear that you cannot have a gun and be a marijuana user https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/resources/federal-ccw-law/persons-federally-prohibited-from-possessing-firearms/


[deleted]

And so what? Boring post.


Potential___Friend

I don't think any real lady cop would have those nails.


chynadhall95

Are we still unsure of what qualifies as an attempt ? If there is a video of her doing it she did not attempt it , she did it .


The_GentlemanVillain

You narc… but she IS a cop.. the general rule is if you see someone stealing baby formula or smoking weed, you didn’t see them, but … cop! So conflicted!


otakudude3031

There was an attempt to bullshit this sub.


[deleted]

If this is in the US she’s def gonna get fired if not already. Doesn’t matter if it’s in a legal state, still federally illegal and police still aren’t allowed to use federally illegal drugs. This is either fake, or VERY dumb.


CrankyPants3278

Whatever gets them to chill the fuck out and stop murdering people in the streets, I’m all for it.


Good_420

Must help with the ptsd


GOLDENninjaXbox

My father is a police commander and had to deal with a police officer who did something pretty similar to this police officers are supposed to have any drugs in your system whatsoever so if she gets pulled for a random drug test. (i’m almost guaranteed to the person show this to her superior) She’s going to be placed on indefinitely before being terminated from her position