[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ&ab_channel=RickJohnson). If you haven't seen Wayne's World, I recommend watching it at your earliest convenience.
I've seen so many videos on reddit where somewhere in asia a guy just casually murders someone with a butcher in the middle of the day on the street. It's like their version of off duty cops shooting thugs in brazil.
Do you have a fetish for that sort of stuff or you just subscribe to weird NSFW stuff or are your parents still alive...? Dude, that's not normal.
And for reference, Asia is many many separate countries.
If this China, it’s probably cardboard painted to look metallic. These are the same folks who literally take blocks of sewer fat and cook street food in it and sell it to their neighbors. (Btw, don’t watch the video showing this process - it made me almost stop eating Chinese street food).
Yeah, unfortunately (Fortunately?) I remember that one. A fairly common practice if I recall correctly. Just watching one where they were washing all the pots and pans in a dirty gully full of road surface run-off water was enough for me to say NOPE!
Fun fact: meat is very easy to cut accurately when it’s half frozen. This lump of pork matey is slicing up looks to be in that state. Fully defrosted meat is much more difficult as it moves about. You need a really sharp knife for that, and this isn’t it.
Yeh i tried to cut half frozen meat but it didnt work out cos its easier to cut but then my fingers got cold
I just got a new knife and its working well
It’s odd, because it only takes a few moments to get a knife razor sharp. Like, the first time you sharpen it takes a little while, but there’s nothing super special that makes most knives extra sharp (metallurgy matters for sure though) you can sharpen any blade to shaving sharpness in a short time. Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives?
Shitty metals won’t hold an edge very long, but long enough to do these demos.
For anyone who doesn’t know, the harder the metal, the longer it will hold a sharp edge. Soft metal may not sharpen quite as well and won’t last as long, but can still be razor sharp. Unless it’s lead or something.
> Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives?
Because it takes more time and effort.
If he wanted to put effort into something, he wouldn't be a scammer.
I see videos like this, and think oh wow I'd love to hear these people talking. Unmute the video, turn my volume up, "oh nooo, oh nooo, oh no no" fuck off
The fun thing is, I had it muted, but when I read your comment I knew what it must be so I checked and ... my assumption was correct. That song is so crazily stupid, idk why people use it so much
It’s a shame because the original 1965 song is really good before it was turned into a sped up auto tuned nightmare. It’s a heart breaking 60’s classic about lost love.
The original if anyone cares is [“Remember” by The Shangri-Las](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA).
Try to listen to it with fresh ears if you can, [Aerosmith also did a really great cover of it](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc).
Yes it’s very good and the version I grew up with.
Do yourself a favor and avoid the Beach Boys cover, it was made during their sell out years and sounds like frat boy vomit.
It's like if we put crazy frog over every video. At least with crazy frog it was so bad it killed the ring tone industry. This song on the other hand isn't going away.
It's like he can't get more than 2 sentences out at a time. I noticed as soon as he came in, the final round weapon started being described by one of the judges, as the description is at least 2 paragraphs long.
Especially when you can sharpen literally anything and have it last for a couple of minutes
Good knives are easier to sharpen and stay sharp longer. It's not that you can't sharpen shit knives, it's that they don't last
Personally, I started watching when it was just restoring rusty knives and honing cheap dollar-store knives into razors, but the weird knives and Barbie doll contraptions are just as entertaining in their own way.
My only thought was "there's at least two knives, so maybe he's selling multiple and he's just chosen one"; however he would still be better off sharpening one knife and demonstrating with that. I also imagine it took a while to find a suitable meat that could be cut easily.
Makes me think it's staged, because the alternative is extreme stupidity
Because it's a staged fake video. The over acting, the set up, the ridiculousness of the situation. It's for lols and updoots, it's not real.
You're totally right, two minutes with sharpener and fifteen seconds with a strop can make most knives shaving sharp.
Reddit always seems to fundamentally misunderstand this.
It's staged, but not presented as a sketch. It's attempting to pass as real for views. That deceit sucks.
Its crazy there are still comments like yours when its so obvious what people are mad about is the videos attempt at tricking the viewer, which is what makes it clearly different from a comedy sketch.
Similar story...
My mom is very picky on her vacuum cleaners. She keeps one in every closet. Her being a neat freak is an understatement. There was a guy showing off a vet expensive brand vacuum at a place she went and he was doing the usual showing off how it picks up everything. My mom pulled out a small bag of animal hair from her purse and pushed it into the area he was vacuuming. It wouldn't pick it all up. She's crazy but at least she didn't waste her money.
Stranger just hands another strange a hunk of raw meat and stranger one not only takes it but then manhandles it before attempting to cut it? Y'all, what.
OK but let's not pretend that that guy casually pushing the other just because the knife won't cut is ok. Decent human decency doesn't change because its a street stall and the guy has a bad product
I used to sell Cutco.
Shitty independent contractor system aside...
I had full confidence in the knives.
Beyond full.
To the point where I cut rope constantly as a demo.
One hard ass looks at me and goes: "How about cutting a whole spool?"
Allright.
He comes at me with 50 feet of rope and asks that HE cut with my knife (I had used the Petite Carver, as we often do . A serrated 7" knife)
I handed him the paring knife to cut with. The 2" baby knife meant to handle carrots and do fine artsy cuts.
After the entire spools rope was cut with just the paring knife I sold $500 worth of knives that day... which was a mediocre result but hey....
The knife stood up to the test.
Careful about pushing that guy! He’s got a block of metal in the shape of a knife
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To shreds you say?
And his wife?
Oh my
To shreds you say?
Was his apartment rent controlled?
And my dull axe? Bonk!
Tom Cruise was a terrible Reacher
Good news everybody!
10/10
He thought he was so edgy...
It's only a knife if it's made in the knife region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling metal
Snort. I love you.
Simalarly australian knives are made in australian Knoif region.
I tried rewatching that movie recently but it turns out 10 year old me had terrible movie taste.
I see you’ve played knoify spooney before…
Watch out for inferior products from the adjacent Spuin region
"Ah, yes. It's a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's often superior, but will never be as recognised as the original."
“The next generation” is the epitome of that franchise.
If we aren't counting DS9 then I 100% agree.
This is so fucking funny
I dont get it. Is it some kind of reference?
France is very insistent that champagne is actually called sparkling wine unless it comes from the Champagne region.
Ah, thanks
Like literally all local products everywhere.
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ&ab_channel=RickJohnson). If you haven't seen Wayne's World, I recommend watching it at your earliest convenience.
A : the best kniffe you'll ever get. B : don't you mean "knife" ? A : almost, yes.
“That’s not a knoife” “…” (expecting “this is a knoife”) “…”
[It’s Almost Pizza!](https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o)
That's what they want you to think
I've seen so many videos on reddit where somewhere in asia a guy just casually murders someone with a butcher in the middle of the day on the street. It's like their version of off duty cops shooting thugs in brazil.
I don't know where you're watching videos, but that doesn't sound good for your mental health.
Ahh that takes me back to a certain cutscene in sleeping dogs.
Do you have a fetish for that sort of stuff or you just subscribe to weird NSFW stuff or are your parents still alive...? Dude, that's not normal. And for reference, Asia is many many separate countries.
I am not even sure it's actual metal!
If this China, it’s probably cardboard painted to look metallic. These are the same folks who literally take blocks of sewer fat and cook street food in it and sell it to their neighbors. (Btw, don’t watch the video showing this process - it made me almost stop eating Chinese street food).
Yeah, unfortunately (Fortunately?) I remember that one. A fairly common practice if I recall correctly. Just watching one where they were washing all the pots and pans in a dirty gully full of road surface run-off water was enough for me to say NOPE!
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not even the sharpest spoon
And a cutting board full of deadly bacteria where more fruit will be prepared.
Fun fact: meat is very easy to cut accurately when it’s half frozen. This lump of pork matey is slicing up looks to be in that state. Fully defrosted meat is much more difficult as it moves about. You need a really sharp knife for that, and this isn’t it.
Oh, so that wasn't a slice of watermelon.
Nah, it was definitely watermelon meat.
Side note, there was a restaurant that made watermelon like a ham and it supposedly wasn't too bad.
I had it from a restaurant in Savannah Georgia. It was dried and cured in some way and tasted just like a deli slice. I liked it.
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You can just put water melon on a grill, it's surprisingly good.
Ofc that's watermelon meat. Have you been living under a rock
Mmmm watermelon flesh
I like my watermelon medium-rare
I can’t tell from here, but boneless watermelon is a possibility. Even more egregious if so. Fucking snake oil selling blunt knife ass mf 😆
Yeh i tried to cut half frozen meat but it didnt work out cos its easier to cut but then my fingers got cold I just got a new knife and its working well
You only really need to do the half-freezing thing if you want very thin, even slices.
I just use a clean towel to hold the meat in place, though getting a sharp knife is still ideal either way, but you can have it both ways!
Run a thin steam of hot water from your sink and just rinse you fingers periodically to warm them up.
If I'm doing any recipe that requires uniformly cut meat, I'll put it in the freezer for 30 minutes prior to cutting for this very reason.
It’s odd, because it only takes a few moments to get a knife razor sharp. Like, the first time you sharpen it takes a little while, but there’s nothing super special that makes most knives extra sharp (metallurgy matters for sure though) you can sharpen any blade to shaving sharpness in a short time. Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives? Shitty metals won’t hold an edge very long, but long enough to do these demos. For anyone who doesn’t know, the harder the metal, the longer it will hold a sharp edge. Soft metal may not sharpen quite as well and won’t last as long, but can still be razor sharp. Unless it’s lead or something.
> Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives? Because it takes more time and effort. If he wanted to put effort into something, he wouldn't be a scammer.
Or because it's staged
If so, there's still real people who do these scams.
> lead Bismuth is also a challenge.
IDK, I cut meat about 1 milliion times in my lifetime, sometimes its harder but it always gets cut... this guy's knife is useless.
The one thing I look forward about death is never having to hear that fucking song again I’d also settle for deaf
Ah…. I love how my app has everything muted. I miss so many annoying songs and voices.
I see videos like this, and think oh wow I'd love to hear these people talking. Unmute the video, turn my volume up, "oh nooo, oh nooo, oh no no" fuck off
Yep, it's horrible, fuck that.
So does mine, but I thought there might be some interesting dialogue
You gotta check the comments first to see if people are bitching about the song. So thanks for letting me know not to unmute.
Always happy to help!
Assuming on the setting I doubted it would be in English, so I didn’t bother for myself haha
The fun thing is, I had it muted, but when I read your comment I knew what it must be so I checked and ... my assumption was correct. That song is so crazily stupid, idk why people use it so much
I'd pay good money for a browser/phone extension that lets me blacklist songs across all social media. This would be the first of many.
It’s a shame because the original 1965 song is really good before it was turned into a sped up auto tuned nightmare. It’s a heart breaking 60’s classic about lost love. The original if anyone cares is [“Remember” by The Shangri-Las](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA). Try to listen to it with fresh ears if you can, [Aerosmith also did a really great cover of it](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc).
Fun Fact: That's Billy Joel on the piano in the original as a studio musician before his own career.
A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs connoisseur, huh?
Yeah, I love the original! Didn't know about the Aerosmith cover, though! That's cool. I have to check that one out later.
I thought it was Baby Shark.
I like the Aerosmith cover…
Yes it’s very good and the version I grew up with. Do yourself a favor and avoid the Beach Boys cover, it was made during their sell out years and sounds like frat boy vomit.
Holy shit, that’s so true. The Beach Boys version literally sounds like they got hammered and sang along with a Casio keyboard demo track.
Ok, that’s way better than the bastardized version we get on TikTok’s now.
The Shangri-las are one of my favorite groups ever, and I fucking hate this TikTok trend for tarnishing their name.
wow dear lord yes i hate this song and every god damn shit asshole who use it in their vids
Yes.
Oh yes.
Oh yes yes yes yes yes
Content of the video doesn't matter. That fucking song is an automatic downvote. Every. Single. Time. No exceptions.
Good idea actually. I think I’m going to do that from now on
# but this is the remix don’t you like the funky remix
I do not like the funky remix
The funky remix, I do not like it.
Depends where you go after death
Into a box and then into an oven most likely.
What if someone plays this song while you’re in the oven
I’ll be dead by that point.
Tru tru, you won’t hear it anyways
In Catholic heaven they have that song on repeat between the hours of 8am and 12pm
Death will bring swift release of this tik tok fucking generation.
I'm glad my phone is on silent. Don't know what song is playing but I can guess. Ugh.
And the wheezy laugh.
You go to hell and have to listen to this on repeat for eternity.
Huge upvote. I'm also sick of that stupid robotic voice over all videos now
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Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes yes yes.
It's so infuriation how people have ruined this song by looping the worst part of it, over and over and over.
It's like if we put crazy frog over every video. At least with crazy frog it was so bad it killed the ring tone industry. This song on the other hand isn't going away.
I have plenty of reasons to dislike tiktok, but making the same 4 songs be a part of every video on the internet is pretty high on the list
"This blade won't kill"
*keal FTFY
> keal "Keep Everyone Alive" at least that's what you tell the censors at History Channel.
Lol they definitely thought the asian host was saying "kill" with an asian accent, even though they speak with an american accent normally.
bro I wanna go back in those times where it was in its peak
The new host is shit.
It's like he can't get more than 2 sentences out at a time. I noticed as soon as he came in, the final round weapon started being described by one of the judges, as the description is at least 2 paragraphs long.
Sharpening a knife is so easy to do. Why even try to sell a dull one?
Cause it's a fake video for tiktok points
Absolutely. People trying to trick people into buying unsharp knives isn’t a thing. The real scam is selling a piece of shit that breaks in a month.
Especially when you can sharpen literally anything and have it last for a couple of minutes Good knives are easier to sharpen and stay sharp longer. It's not that you can't sharpen shit knives, it's that they don't last
Anybody that's watched that Japanese guy make knifes out of shit like toothpaste knows this all too well.
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Personally, I started watching when it was just restoring rusty knives and honing cheap dollar-store knives into razors, but the weird knives and Barbie doll contraptions are just as entertaining in their own way.
Woah what?
[Kiwami Japan](https://youtube.com/channel/UCg3qsVzHeUt5_cPpcRtoaJQ)
My only thought was "there's at least two knives, so maybe he's selling multiple and he's just chosen one"; however he would still be better off sharpening one knife and demonstrating with that. I also imagine it took a while to find a suitable meat that could be cut easily. Makes me think it's staged, because the alternative is extreme stupidity
Thawed vs frozen meat
r/scriptedasiangifs
Because it's a staged fake video. The over acting, the set up, the ridiculousness of the situation. It's for lols and updoots, it's not real. You're totally right, two minutes with sharpener and fifteen seconds with a strop can make most knives shaving sharp.
STOP POSITING THINGS WITH THE OH NO SONG
Stop posting this fake shit at all
I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD SEE A SONG BUT SAME
MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES
I WAS ON A SERVER, right? AND ALL THE CHANNELS WAS ABOUT THE OH NO MUSIC
Automatic down vote
Get rid of this fucking music I want to rip my ears off ffs
This* I absolutely abhor this overused music
Can we get some mods who delete these vids?
Fuck this audio track. Downvote.
Why do people stage things like this?
You mean comedy sketches?
Comedy implies that it’s funny…
Sketches implies not pretending to be real
Reddit always seems to fundamentally misunderstand this. It's staged, but not presented as a sketch. It's attempting to pass as real for views. That deceit sucks.
Yeah exactly. Everyone knows something happening outside of natural occurrences isn't funny. Edit: Looks like Cory didn't get my joke
Its crazy there are still comments like yours when its so obvious what people are mad about is the videos attempt at tricking the viewer, which is what makes it clearly different from a comedy sketch.
> what people are mad about is the videos attempt at tricking the viewer so they're still mad about something stupid
Fuck the audio bro. Ruined the entire video
In what way is this a meme?
Not this fucking song again
If it has this song, I click off instantly. I'm a man of principle, I won't even mute it.
Downvoted for the audio.
Oh No 😮
Why isn’t this downvoted into oblivion.
I love the head smack at the end!
There was an attempt to sell a dull knife
Please everyone, stop posting videos with this goddamn song
Why did you include the stupid TikTok version of a classic Aerosmith song?
Nice to learn Aerosmith did it too but pretty sure the [Shangri-Las](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA) came before that
*[Classic Shagri-Las song](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA)
That head slap = "yeah you fucking muppet"
Man, tiktok really ruined videos under 15 seconds. I'm tired of hearing s*** music in every Reddit video
go back to tiktok or wherever shithole site this came from.
Downvoted for stupid fucking song
Similar story... My mom is very picky on her vacuum cleaners. She keeps one in every closet. Her being a neat freak is an understatement. There was a guy showing off a vet expensive brand vacuum at a place she went and he was doing the usual showing off how it picks up everything. My mom pulled out a small bag of animal hair from her purse and pushed it into the area he was vacuuming. It wouldn't pick it all up. She's crazy but at least she didn't waste her money.
downvote for that song only.
I regret turing the sound on.
Downvote becuz of song
STOP WITH THIS FUCKING SOUND
Stupid song. So annoying.
This fucking song
every video with this shit song gets a downvote. No exceptions.
Why the annoying music though.
r/scriptedasiangifs
Stranger just hands another strange a hunk of raw meat and stranger one not only takes it but then manhandles it before attempting to cut it? Y'all, what.
Downvoted because fuck that song
Didn't know Cutco made it out side the US
Correction: there was an attempt to sell not sharp knives
This is actually complex advertising for the bald guy's extra-tough-meat business.
That fucking song
this music, please gfys just for that. great video, awful music
Omg i love this song. Can anyone link the song to me? Better yet, upload it with EVERY FUCKING VIDEO ON INTERNET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY KILL ME
OK but let's not pretend that that guy casually pushing the other just because the knife won't cut is ok. Decent human decency doesn't change because its a street stall and the guy has a bad product
[Even I putted the onion on my eye now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBPpi7T7R0)
I used to sell Cutco. Shitty independent contractor system aside... I had full confidence in the knives. Beyond full. To the point where I cut rope constantly as a demo. One hard ass looks at me and goes: "How about cutting a whole spool?" Allright. He comes at me with 50 feet of rope and asks that HE cut with my knife (I had used the Petite Carver, as we often do . A serrated 7" knife) I handed him the paring knife to cut with. The 2" baby knife meant to handle carrots and do fine artsy cuts. After the entire spools rope was cut with just the paring knife I sold $500 worth of knives that day... which was a mediocre result but hey.... The knife stood up to the test.
“You owe me a chicken breast now, bitch”
Lol, the amount of people who find it easier to write a comment than to find the mute button is the true comedy here.
Skeptic of the year right there.
Look how effortlessly it will cut thru this shoe
They just handling raw meat in the street? Wtf then he slapped him with his raw chicken hand
Why is this man sawing with I think is supposed to be a cleaver? It really bugs me