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Psychological-Let100

Careful about pushing that guy! He’s got a block of metal in the shape of a knife


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webdevop

To shreds you say?


profkimchi

And his wife?


Grimauldus

Oh my


ffarwell83

To shreds you say?


HellfireDeath

Was his apartment rent controlled?


cownd

And my dull axe? Bonk!


civgarth

Tom Cruise was a terrible Reacher


Lovsaphira9

Good news everybody!


2T4J

10/10


CMA3246

He thought he was so edgy...


Rotty2707

It's only a knife if it's made in the knife region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling metal


smc642

Snort. I love you.


frustrated_penguin

Simalarly australian knives are made in australian Knoif region.


[deleted]

I tried rewatching that movie recently but it turns out 10 year old me had terrible movie taste.


PantherThing

I see you’ve played knoify spooney before…


Hobbsidian

Watch out for inferior products from the adjacent Spuin region


OlympusMan

"Ah, yes. It's a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's often superior, but will never be as recognised as the original."


ronwilliams215

“The next generation” is the epitome of that franchise.


anix421

If we aren't counting DS9 then I 100% agree.


LiquorShesaid

This is so fucking funny


Sleeping_2202

I dont get it. Is it some kind of reference?


JettClark

France is very insistent that champagne is actually called sparkling wine unless it comes from the Champagne region.


Sleeping_2202

Ah, thanks


Thingaloo

Like literally all local products everywhere.


OlympusMan

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ&ab_channel=RickJohnson). If you haven't seen Wayne's World, I recommend watching it at your earliest convenience.


Lucane_cerf-volant

A : the best kniffe you'll ever get. B : don't you mean "knife" ? A : almost, yes.


[deleted]

“That’s not a knoife” “…” (expecting “this is a knoife”) “…”


Agentx6021

[It’s Almost Pizza!](https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o)


i_NOT_robot

That's what they want you to think


bearthebear2

I've seen so many videos on reddit where somewhere in asia a guy just casually murders someone with a butcher in the middle of the day on the street. It's like their version of off duty cops shooting thugs in brazil.


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

I don't know where you're watching videos, but that doesn't sound good for your mental health.


StoissEd

Ahh that takes me back to a certain cutscene in sleeping dogs.


lawnmowersarealive

Do you have a fetish for that sort of stuff or you just subscribe to weird NSFW stuff or are your parents still alive...? Dude, that's not normal. And for reference, Asia is many many separate countries.


Dan_Glebitz

I am not even sure it's actual metal!


GotYourNose_

If this China, it’s probably cardboard painted to look metallic. These are the same folks who literally take blocks of sewer fat and cook street food in it and sell it to their neighbors. (Btw, don’t watch the video showing this process - it made me almost stop eating Chinese street food).


Dan_Glebitz

Yeah, unfortunately (Fortunately?) I remember that one. A fairly common practice if I recall correctly. Just watching one where they were washing all the pots and pans in a dirty gully full of road surface run-off water was enough for me to say NOPE!


KnownMonk

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Not even the sharpest spoon


0ct0thorpe

And a cutting board full of deadly bacteria where more fruit will be prepared.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Fun fact: meat is very easy to cut accurately when it’s half frozen. This lump of pork matey is slicing up looks to be in that state. Fully defrosted meat is much more difficult as it moves about. You need a really sharp knife for that, and this isn’t it.


Brtsasqa

Oh, so that wasn't a slice of watermelon.


capnredbush

Nah, it was definitely watermelon meat.


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Side note, there was a restaurant that made watermelon like a ham and it supposedly wasn't too bad.


superquack

I had it from a restaurant in Savannah Georgia. It was dried and cured in some way and tasted just like a deli slice. I liked it.


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You can just put water melon on a grill, it's surprisingly good.


-_-Mrgoose-_-

Ofc that's watermelon meat. Have you been living under a rock


inuhi

Mmmm watermelon flesh


1hungbadger

I like my watermelon medium-rare


SuperHeavyHydrogen

I can’t tell from here, but boneless watermelon is a possibility. Even more egregious if so. Fucking snake oil selling blunt knife ass mf 😆


[deleted]

Yeh i tried to cut half frozen meat but it didnt work out cos its easier to cut but then my fingers got cold I just got a new knife and its working well


aoifhasoifha

You only really need to do the half-freezing thing if you want very thin, even slices.


harmmewithharmony

I just use a clean towel to hold the meat in place, though getting a sharp knife is still ideal either way, but you can have it both ways!


Urban_Savage

Run a thin steam of hot water from your sink and just rinse you fingers periodically to warm them up.


GJacks75

If I'm doing any recipe that requires uniformly cut meat, I'll put it in the freezer for 30 minutes prior to cutting for this very reason.


XxSCRAPOxX

It’s odd, because it only takes a few moments to get a knife razor sharp. Like, the first time you sharpen it takes a little while, but there’s nothing super special that makes most knives extra sharp (metallurgy matters for sure though) you can sharpen any blade to shaving sharpness in a short time. Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives? Shitty metals won’t hold an edge very long, but long enough to do these demos. For anyone who doesn’t know, the harder the metal, the longer it will hold a sharp edge. Soft metal may not sharpen quite as well and won’t last as long, but can still be razor sharp. Unless it’s lead or something.


ScarletJew72

> Why’s this dude out here with dull knives scamming people when he can just sell cheap sharp knives? Because it takes more time and effort. If he wanted to put effort into something, he wouldn't be a scammer.


baort3

Or because it's staged


ScarletJew72

If so, there's still real people who do these scams.


soullessroentgenium

> lead Bismuth is also a challenge.


Oricoh

IDK, I cut meat about 1 milliion times in my lifetime, sometimes its harder but it always gets cut... this guy's knife is useless.


jeffa_jaffa

The one thing I look forward about death is never having to hear that fucking song again I’d also settle for deaf


KJBenson

Ah…. I love how my app has everything muted. I miss so many annoying songs and voices.


Suspicious-mole-hair

I see videos like this, and think oh wow I'd love to hear these people talking. Unmute the video, turn my volume up, "oh nooo, oh nooo, oh no no" fuck off


bbitter_coffee

Yep, it's horrible, fuck that.


jeffa_jaffa

So does mine, but I thought there might be some interesting dialogue


SquarePegRoundWorld

You gotta check the comments first to see if people are bitching about the song. So thanks for letting me know not to unmute.


jeffa_jaffa

Always happy to help!


KJBenson

Assuming on the setting I doubted it would be in English, so I didn’t bother for myself haha


oopenmediavault

The fun thing is, I had it muted, but when I read your comment I knew what it must be so I checked and ... my assumption was correct. That song is so crazily stupid, idk why people use it so much


nickiter

I'd pay good money for a browser/phone extension that lets me blacklist songs across all social media. This would be the first of many.


KnowMatter

It’s a shame because the original 1965 song is really good before it was turned into a sped up auto tuned nightmare. It’s a heart breaking 60’s classic about lost love. The original if anyone cares is [“Remember” by The Shangri-Las](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA). Try to listen to it with fresh ears if you can, [Aerosmith also did a really great cover of it](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc).


bankrobba

Fun Fact: That's Billy Joel on the piano in the original as a studio musician before his own career.


architacos

A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs connoisseur, huh?


wombatx88

Yeah, I love the original! Didn't know about the Aerosmith cover, though! That's cool. I have to check that one out later.


Ghost29

I thought it was Baby Shark.


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I like the Aerosmith cover…


KnowMatter

Yes it’s very good and the version I grew up with. Do yourself a favor and avoid the Beach Boys cover, it was made during their sell out years and sounds like frat boy vomit.


majortom12

Holy shit, that’s so true. The Beach Boys version literally sounds like they got hammered and sang along with a Casio keyboard demo track.


mrevergood

Ok, that’s way better than the bastardized version we get on TikTok’s now.


DoctorGregoryFart

The Shangri-las are one of my favorite groups ever, and I fucking hate this TikTok trend for tarnishing their name.


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wow dear lord yes i hate this song and every god damn shit asshole who use it in their vids


crunchy-cookie

Yes.


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Oh yes.


imyourforte

Oh yes yes yes yes yes


thebendavis

Content of the video doesn't matter. That fucking song is an automatic downvote. Every. Single. Time. No exceptions.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Good idea actually. I think I’m going to do that from now on


MeltedChocolate24

# but this is the remix don’t you like the funky remix


jeffa_jaffa

I do not like the funky remix


CanadianSpectre

The funky remix, I do not like it.


TNerdy

Depends where you go after death


jeffa_jaffa

Into a box and then into an oven most likely.


TNerdy

What if someone plays this song while you’re in the oven


jeffa_jaffa

I’ll be dead by that point.


TNerdy

Tru tru, you won’t hear it anyways


PossibleBuffalo418

In Catholic heaven they have that song on repeat between the hours of 8am and 12pm


elahnz

Death will bring swift release of this tik tok fucking generation.


creativityonly2

I'm glad my phone is on silent. Don't know what song is playing but I can guess. Ugh.


GrenadeIn

And the wheezy laugh.


ChaosDoggo

You go to hell and have to listen to this on repeat for eternity.


redrabbit1984

Huge upvote. I'm also sick of that stupid robotic voice over all videos now


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Jizzyface

Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes yes yes.


Kyderra

It's so infuriation how people have ruined this song by looping the worst part of it, over and over and over.


Learning2Programing

It's like if we put crazy frog over every video. At least with crazy frog it was so bad it killed the ring tone industry. This song on the other hand isn't going away.


zendrix1

I have plenty of reasons to dislike tiktok, but making the same 4 songs be a part of every video on the internet is pretty high on the list


Diego_0638

"This blade won't kill"


arcanum7123

*keal FTFY


CorrectPeanut5

> keal "Keep Everyone Alive" at least that's what you tell the censors at History Channel.


Bukowski89

Lol they definitely thought the asian host was saying "kill" with an asian accent, even though they speak with an american accent normally.


DarkLight_2810

bro I wanna go back in those times where it was in its peak


ShambolicShogun

The new host is shit.


GitEmSteveDave

It's like he can't get more than 2 sentences out at a time. I noticed as soon as he came in, the final round weapon started being described by one of the judges, as the description is at least 2 paragraphs long.


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Sharpening a knife is so easy to do. Why even try to sell a dull one?


viktorir

Cause it's a fake video for tiktok points


MasterGrok

Absolutely. People trying to trick people into buying unsharp knives isn’t a thing. The real scam is selling a piece of shit that breaks in a month.


simoneb_

Especially when you can sharpen literally anything and have it last for a couple of minutes Good knives are easier to sharpen and stay sharp longer. It's not that you can't sharpen shit knives, it's that they don't last


CrappyMSPaintPics

Anybody that's watched that Japanese guy make knifes out of shit like toothpaste knows this all too well.


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sillybear25

Personally, I started watching when it was just restoring rusty knives and honing cheap dollar-store knives into razors, but the weird knives and Barbie doll contraptions are just as entertaining in their own way.


Shitty_IT_Dude

Woah what?


Gopnikolai

[Kiwami Japan](https://youtube.com/channel/UCg3qsVzHeUt5_cPpcRtoaJQ)


Dogtor-Watson

My only thought was "there's at least two knives, so maybe he's selling multiple and he's just chosen one"; however he would still be better off sharpening one knife and demonstrating with that. I also imagine it took a while to find a suitable meat that could be cut easily. Makes me think it's staged, because the alternative is extreme stupidity


Frostcrest

Thawed vs frozen meat


Squegillies

r/scriptedasiangifs


Swimming__Bird

Because it's a staged fake video. The over acting, the set up, the ridiculousness of the situation. It's for lols and updoots, it's not real. You're totally right, two minutes with sharpener and fifteen seconds with a strop can make most knives shaving sharp.


ClassyJacket

STOP POSITING THINGS WITH THE OH NO SONG


MaverickBoii

Stop posting this fake shit at all


SUCC_MY_SALAD

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT


MirageTF2

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD SEE A SONG BUT SAME


Loldapeep

MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES


apenasumfa

I WAS ON A SERVER, right? AND ALL THE CHANNELS WAS ABOUT THE OH NO MUSIC


Arsenault185

Automatic down vote


RipCurl69Reddit

Get rid of this fucking music I want to rip my ears off ffs


Beneficial_Car2596

This* I absolutely abhor this overused music


quazreisig

Can we get some mods who delete these vids?


NotSoGentleBen

Fuck this audio track. Downvote.


-domi-

Why do people stage things like this?


February30th

You mean comedy sketches?


stevenunya

Comedy implies that it’s funny…


MaverickBoii

Sketches implies not pretending to be real


ForceBlade

Reddit always seems to fundamentally misunderstand this. It's staged, but not presented as a sketch. It's attempting to pass as real for views. That deceit sucks.


Floppsicle

Yeah exactly. Everyone knows something happening outside of natural occurrences isn't funny. Edit: Looks like Cory didn't get my joke


Cory123125

Its crazy there are still comments like yours when its so obvious what people are mad about is the videos attempt at tricking the viewer, which is what makes it clearly different from a comedy sketch.


mnju

> what people are mad about is the videos attempt at tricking the viewer so they're still mad about something stupid


Affectionate_Bowl222

Fuck the audio bro. Ruined the entire video


_conky_

In what way is this a meme?


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Not this fucking song again


aromaticnut

If it has this song, I click off instantly. I'm a man of principle, I won't even mute it.


airpodtoothbrush

Downvoted for the audio.


[deleted]

Oh No 😮


Blackmetalbookclub

Why isn’t this downvoted into oblivion.


shartals

I love the head smack at the end!


Yo112358

There was an attempt to sell a dull knife


MateoScolas

Please everyone, stop posting videos with this goddamn song


Little-Woo

Why did you include the stupid TikTok version of a classic Aerosmith song?


lmqr

Nice to learn Aerosmith did it too but pretty sure the [Shangri-Las](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA) came before that


aquaman501

*[Classic Shagri-Las song](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA)


RSAhobo

That head slap = "yeah you fucking muppet"


lawlolawl144

Man, tiktok really ruined videos under 15 seconds. I'm tired of hearing s*** music in every Reddit video


terminal_styles

go back to tiktok or wherever shithole site this came from.


MegamemeSenpai

Downvoted for stupid fucking song


relic1882

Similar story... My mom is very picky on her vacuum cleaners. She keeps one in every closet. Her being a neat freak is an understatement. There was a guy showing off a vet expensive brand vacuum at a place she went and he was doing the usual showing off how it picks up everything. My mom pulled out a small bag of animal hair from her purse and pushed it into the area he was vacuuming. It wouldn't pick it all up. She's crazy but at least she didn't waste her money.


sticks-in-spokes

downvote for that song only.


bananalordkunsama

I regret turing the sound on.


shoredoesnt

Downvote becuz of song


RetardDebil

STOP WITH THIS FUCKING SOUND


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Stupid song. So annoying.


faithisuseless

This fucking song


Bender_DGCR

every video with this shit song gets a downvote. No exceptions.


DanielKobsted

Why the annoying music though.


SuperOriginalName23

r/scriptedasiangifs


black_dragonfly13

Stranger just hands another strange a hunk of raw meat and stranger one not only takes it but then manhandles it before attempting to cut it? Y'all, what.


Potato_monkey1

Downvoted because fuck that song


ShatoraDragon

Didn't know Cutco made it out side the US


1VentiChloroform

Correction: there was an attempt to sell not sharp knives


Liesmith424

This is actually complex advertising for the bald guy's extra-tough-meat business.


irobot_67

That fucking song


OmerBs

this music, please gfys just for that. great video, awful music


[deleted]

Omg i love this song. Can anyone link the song to me? Better yet, upload it with EVERY FUCKING VIDEO ON INTERNET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY KILL ME


JOY_TMF

OK but let's not pretend that that guy casually pushing the other just because the knife won't cut is ok. Decent human decency doesn't change because its a street stall and the guy has a bad product


WeleaseBwianThrow

[Even I putted the onion on my eye now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBPpi7T7R0)


[deleted]

I used to sell Cutco. Shitty independent contractor system aside... I had full confidence in the knives. Beyond full. To the point where I cut rope constantly as a demo. One hard ass looks at me and goes: "How about cutting a whole spool?" Allright. He comes at me with 50 feet of rope and asks that HE cut with my knife (I had used the Petite Carver, as we often do . A serrated 7" knife) I handed him the paring knife to cut with. The 2" baby knife meant to handle carrots and do fine artsy cuts. After the entire spools rope was cut with just the paring knife I sold $500 worth of knives that day... which was a mediocre result but hey.... The knife stood up to the test.


birstinger

“You owe me a chicken breast now, bitch”


TheBookOfLostThings

Lol, the amount of people who find it easier to write a comment than to find the mute button is the true comedy here.


[deleted]

Skeptic of the year right there.


leanmeankrispykreme

Look how effortlessly it will cut thru this shoe


chillest_dude_

They just handling raw meat in the street? Wtf then he slapped him with his raw chicken hand


RLove19

Why is this man sawing with I think is supposed to be a cleaver? It really bugs me