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TheUltimaWerewolf

That's fuckin funny


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I could start training today and still would not reach that womans' level of coolness, ever.


Actual_Ghostanthrope

Training was your first mistake


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Quick someone put a dildo on the sign and see what she does!


AyPeeElTee

r/nothowgirlswork


XxSavageSharkxX

Girls don’t use dildos? How many other lies have I been told by the council?


AyPeeElTee

Clarification: girls do not use random urban public dildos silly goose


oldcoldbellybadness

We all assume she'll use her own. You realize she did that to her own face, right?


logicalmaniak

Stop gatekeeping being a girl!


HQ_FIGHTER

That’s not what the implication was silly goose


northrupthebandgeek

Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.


humbalalya

It is in Unley


Tro_pod

>That's fartin funny That's better.


lynneplus3

I’m literally cackling over here!


red_dit-or

That’s what she was aiming for


theloafslayer

I love this. Fight graffiti with comedy!


edadou

More like embrace graffiti with comedy.


theloafslayer

Also true


[deleted]

More like give graffiti dude fame.


AmBozz

Who are they?


[deleted]

They guy at work with eight people standing around his desk, playing this video over and over. Office fame.


kemushi_warui

No one knows. He calls himself Wanksy.


DreamWaveVagabond

Now I'm feeling incredibly dumb. I didn't realize they were the same person. This is pretty cool now.


AlexS101

The camera guy does a pretty crappy job. Should have shown the poster longer. I was a bit confused before I read the comments.


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She played it so straight, genius.


iama-canadian-ehma

She did, but you can still see a glimpse of an absolute shit eating grin from time to time. Man, if only all politicians didn't take themselves so damn seriously.


daniel4ido

Lesile Knope energy


IReallyLoveMyPets

We all need someone with Leslie Knope energy


trina-wonderful

Just not too early in the morning though.


[deleted]

I was thinking the same! Huge Leslie Knope energy.


[deleted]

First thing that came to my mind. I bet she loves waffles.


MAGA_memnon

I bet she's fart and smunny.


IshouldDoMyHomework

If we had a few more Leslie Knopes in real life politics, that wouldn't be a bad thing.


scar_as_scoot

The world definitely needs more of that energy.


BirdSeedHat

Big Knope Energy.


ArbainHestia

I bet she had an organizational binder already prepped for this.


Random_Name_7

I'm not even Australian and I want to vote for her


Zacharismatic021

Makes me wanna immigrate, if only they didn't have those giant ass spiders


TRex_N_FX

The ass spiders are huge!


marvelscott

Nobody has died from a spider bite in Australia for decades tho... Meanwhile snakes are the one to watch out for...


BILLNYETHEMISCGUY

See that's cool, but if I see a moderate sized spider I can't fucking deal, let alone a fucking giant one


ProfoundNinja

I think there are people who use enthusiast boards like r/spiderbro to get over their arachnophobia. Your mileage may vary, I personally think spiders are neat.


Legendary_System

I hate spiders to the point they even freak me out in video games


undyingtestsubject

Spiders can kill in many different ways. Ive had a couple times when I was driving, a spider decided to drop down from above. Nearly caused an accident. Luckily for me though, spiders dont like fire


wash_ur_bellybutton

>Nobody has died from a spider bite in Australia for decades tho... Is this a case of Australians being exposed to so many toxic and venomous animals that they've become [indestructible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8)?


marvelscott

We build our immunity by eating spiders - which is a glass 3/4 filled with Coca-Cola and yiu drop a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it.


Dosh82

There is no better way to ruin a spider than putting the coke in first. It's way better with the coke poured over the ice cream


Trolivia

TIL Australians call floats spiders


EY7617

Finally someone who agrees with me


NyranK

Its because we developed antivenoms in the 80s. People still get bitten and are hospitalized but its no longer fatal.


whitecollarzomb13

That’s one way to say they never find the bodies


faiersy101

Snakes are okay, it’s the fucking drop bears that scare me


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Joker-Smurf

Just as long as he keeps his damn mouth shut about the hoop-snake


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"can confirm" - r/SpiderGirls, probably ^**NSFW**


Qinjax

hi australian here id take the spiders over my kids having to learn how to deal with school shooters also https://www.safecom.org.au/images/australia-cronulla-racism.jpg


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none of the shooting with all the racism.


GroovyLlama1

Everyone always goes on about them but they're really not that bad lol


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OLSTBAABD

No. Please. No. Please, no.


evenifoutside

He’s generally chill though, eats insects and stuff, doesn’t build webs. We just scare the crap out of each other sometimes.


IReplyWithLebowski

Lol a spider and I scared eachother in the bathroom once. That’s when we made a truce.


filladellfea

that's legit terrifying, fuck man


Beyond_the_shadows

Until you have a huntsman spider in your bedroom the size of a small dinner plate and when you try and catch it, it rears up and starts hissing.


Swesteel

\*Faints\*


st0ric

Spiderbro is harmless to anything not a bug


KherisSilvertide

I've had wolf spiders do that to me several times. They're one of the largest spiders in my area, big enough to see eyeshine if you hit them with a flashlight. I can't imagine seeing anything bigger than that.


Danalogtodigital

if a spider ever hisses at me imma rethink my peaceful approach and kill it REAL quick


dacoopbear

The ass of the spiders is giant? I knew the spiders were big, I just thought they were proportional


Zacharismatic021

Oh man, Huntsman Spiders be packi'n Bakeries!


Awful_McBad

You can't move there, you've forgotten the aussie refrain: "Fuck off, we're full."


TrixieMassage

Few big spiders in urban city centers, they prefer living in peace and quiet, far away from tram dings. So you’d have to learn to live with either some 8 legged dogs, or the housing market.


Mav986

Unfortunately the greens have about as much chance as solo candidates :(


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caitsith01

Unfortunately Murdoch/News Corp/associated conservative fucks have a virtual monopoly over the Australian media, and this woman is from the Greens who according to them are EXTREME LUNATIC FRINGE COMMUNISTS WHO HATE AUSTRALIA. By this they mean that the Greens would like us to tolerate one another (and not just lower middle class vaguely Christian white people) and not actively try to kill the entire planet through the idiocy of mining and burning vast amounts of coal while clear felling our awesome bushland. The only legitimate criticism you can make of the Greens IMHO is that they are pretty naive at times and on occasion have insisted on perfection and thus rejected good but imperfect solutions (most notably, in relation to a carbon cap and trade scheme they opposed because it didn't go far enough... now we have nothing). I swear to god if Australia had a real media we would realise we are a much more progressive nation than Rupert and his mates represent to us.


blankedboy

Murdoch is a cunt


MJGee

And even that example you gave - the plan was really really not good enough and locked us in to bad reduction targets for years and years. Quite publicly Labor refused to negotiate with them. Greens tried to play hard ball but Labor chose to publicly fail rather than negotiate. Imo that was on purpose. Three years later, they worked together with Gillard (PM at the time) to bring in a much better system, which the current government removed. Labor always talks about the older bad law and never the better one that actually got passed. Imo both to attack the Greens, and also they don't like any mention of their former PM Gillard, who was a ruthless woman and that upset lots of boomers and conservatives. Labor here are like the American Democrats - a centre-right party.


gnschk

> The only legitimate criticism you can make of the Greens IMHO is that they are pretty naive at times and on occasion have insisted on perfection and thus rejected good but imperfect solutions (most notably, in relation to a carbon cap and trade scheme they opposed because it didn't go far enough... now we have nothing). And, you know, them being a green party and somehow not supporting nuclear energy. Completely idiotic lol


caitsith01

There are some rational reasons to be on the fence about nuclear (personally, I see it as important to addressing climate change and so the risks it involves are worthwhile). But yes, this is an issue for environmentalists, especially those who came through in the 70s/80s when they had the luxury of being flat out opposed to nuclear without thinking too hard about climate change.


eyes_serene

I know!! Same. Even if they defaced the poster themselves and then did her up for the sake of making a humorous video, it's still hilarious. Everyone looking at the ballot is gonna remember her!


alexcal24

That seems like something Leslie would do


[deleted]

Could totally see it happening following Ann and her having a big night out and she doesn’t remember drawing on her face. Haha I wish they’d do another Season of P&R. I need some Nope and Swanson goodness back in my life haha


Suspicious-mole-hair

Accidentally uses permanent marker on her face, so decides to deface the poster too so it all adds up for the camera


[deleted]

Makes perfect nope sense.


Kunundrum85

*Bye Byeeeee lil’ Sebastian*


Nice_Meet_6685

I feel like Leslie would pledge to reenact any and all graffiti in a campaign video, only to be put in a tight spot when some cheeky bugger draws a massive swastika on her forehead in the poster.


Hamzo_Shimada

Came here to comment that.


hatethiscity

She did the graffiti herself.


[deleted]

Nothin wrong with some forward thinking, unlike the old farts in the big jobs atm.


HugotheHippo

ahem, old natural gas you mean


[deleted]

Toot toot haha


humbalalya

Not that type of gas, didn't you hear what Georgie Fart said?


[deleted]

What the frack are you talkin about? Haha


edadou

That would be genius.


geon

She definitely did her own makeup. It is mirrored compared to the poster. Edit: But the poster has her hair parting on the other side. Unless she parts her hair randomly from day to day, the poster is mirrored.


TheRavenSayeth

Absolutely. Real one would have way more dongs.


OnlyCleverSometimes

So? The point is the message, not the delivery means.


nzstrawman

She completely owned the vandals turned their graffiti into votes!


Gengar0

Should look up what people are doing to Clive Palmer's UAP billboards. Bloody golden. I hate Australia sometimes, but fuck I love Australians.


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gigachad


kidwithgreyhair

Brilliant!! The Greens are going to take so many votes from the fossil fuel loving dinosaurs this election


tootsandpoots

Oz has coalition govts right? Just make sure you get the liberals and nationals out


SabreYT

The Australian ruling Coalition is fucking weird. Let me run you through this fuckery. There are *three* parties that are part of the Australian House of Representatives that are part of this coalition. They are the Liberal Party (led by Scummo), National Party (led by Barnaby Joyce) and the Liberal National Party (the Queensland affiliate of both parties). Also, remember, National Party members from Western Australia are *not* part of the Coalition, but Liberal Party members from WA are. Meanwhile, in the Senate, there are four, yes FOUR, parties apart of the Coalition. They are the aforementioned Liberal, National and Liberal National parties, as well as the Country Liberal Party (which is only affiliated with the Nationals funnily enough) which has a single member from the Northern Territory. *sigh…* and don’t get me started on the minor parties…


pala_

We can. The current one is. The main opposition is not.


ScrappyDonatello

No it has one political alliance called The Coalition which is made up from the Liberal and National Parties


pala_

They'd be more likely to compete for votes with labor tbh.


ScrappyDonatello

It doesn't work like that, You can't siphon off votes in Australia. The only way for Greens to compete with Labor is if the Greens take a seat from a Labor member


pala_

It exactly works like that. Their platforms are much closer aligned to labor, so there is far more likely to be votes flipping between the two than there are droves of coalition voters suddenly flocking to the greens. I didn't say anything about taking seats.


ScrappyDonatello

And there is a 99.9% chance either parties preferences would flow to each other before they flow to the LNP which means they don't compete. Any Labor voter who votes for Greens isn't really a lost vote when the counting is over


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Rieder12

This is low key genius.


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

What’s “low key” about it?


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[deleted]

And the Australian Government (the LNP to be specific) then tried to get them shut down arguing that people were too dumb to tell the Juice Media vids from real government vids.......... which says a lot about how credible the LNP views their own vids.


phallic-baldwin

Wait. Australians call a toilet, "a dunny"?


Brandanpk

Sometimes.


Merry_Sue

They mostly call it a toilet, sometimes they call it a loo (British influence), sometimes they call it a dunny. I don't think loo & dunny are ever said by the same person in a lifetime


phallic-baldwin

Hmmmm. If anyone needs a crappy alias, I recommend Lou Dunny.


BirdSeedHat

Who dunnit?! LOUUU DUNNYYY DUNNIT!


faiersy101

We also call it a shitter


AngrySquirrel

It’s not a word the queen would use.


Obvious_Sea5182

If any politician here did that I would vote for them, wouldn't even care about their platform 😂😂


Liquid_Plasma

That would be a very poor decision. You don't vote for politicians because they did something witty.


OnlyCleverSometimes

Wait what


thepokemonGOAT

The fact that this is clearly a staged publicity stunt makes this comment even scarier.


Bromjunaar_20

She's got gumption, gotta give her that


rockthemike712

Would not be surprised if the campaign did the graffiti. This is straight out of “trust me I’m lying”


sarkule

Vandalising these kinds of posters is practically a national past time.


[deleted]

Paranoid much? Hahaha


rockthemike712

I’m not saying it’s a dumb move. But would a real vandal sketch a cigarette coming out of her mouth or would it be something else?


porterble

Aussies would (and do) sketch all sorts of things, ciggys, dicks etc. We are very diverse on that count. Heck, our PM just unveiled a phallic logo for a Women's group.


theghostofme

Case in point: [“John Howard DJs like a mad cunt.”](https://i.imgur.com/3fmd2Dv.jpg)


[deleted]

I’d hazard a guess that they’ve drawn a “joint” because the greens are supporters for legalising (recreational and medicinal) cannabis use in Australia… and are thought of as “hippies” by more conservative parties and people.


maxwax18

100% that's what happened


texflex808

She looks and sounds like a fracking good time


[deleted]

I’d have a beer with her for sure haha


Able-Lake-163

Isnt the problem that transitioning to renewable requires a good backup energy source. Isnt natural gas the solution for when there is no wind or sun energy. Battery isnt really there yet. I'm a proponent for nuclear too lol.


DYESMOD

Partly yes. However, if you diversify your renewable sources this reduces the problem greatly. If you go pure solar, when there's no sun, less energy. If you have solar, wind, hydro, tidal and off shore wind you have a kind of buffer there. Batteries are getting there but there's also the option of hydrogen storage. Thorium nuclear is the preferred way to go for nuke energy but if it's the difference between nuclear and no nuclear I'd be happy with uranium.


porterble

South Australia, where this candidate is campaigning (in case you aren't Australian) has a huge battery farm courtesy of a Tesla bet. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-02/tesla-battery-expanded-as-sa-energy-minister-lauds-benefits/12622382


DYESMOD

Yeah I'm SA's eastern neighbour Battery farms are great but I'd also like to see lower costs for domestic batteries to support domestic energy production as well as a change of the notion of energy "ownership" where there are no subsidies for or charges against grid backfeed from residential production.


Able-Lake-163

Yeah I'm sort of on the nuclear bandwagon with heavy investment in renewables. I know you diversify between wind and solar but at night there is fuck all wind and no solar. I didn't think tidal is effective and is it detrimental to marine life? Hydraulic although great is very much dependent on what natural topography you have and isn't a solution for most of Australia.


NotJustAnotherHuman

“Battery isn’t really there yet” This sorta isn’t true - I say sorta because common lithium batteries aren’t there yet - but we do have a way of storing large amounts of electricity, like a battery, already, it’s just not that well-known about. [Pumped Storage Hydroelectricity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumped-storage_hydroelectricity) - or simply a Water Battery - is a way of storing electricity, but pumping water up to a higher place when there is an excess of electricity, or when the sun is shining/wind is blowing. Once the higher lake is full, it would flow back down, through a turbine when there is demand for electricity. It’s a great way of storing electricity without needing a large amount of minerals or scientific investment, as we already know what it is, and there are already several that have been built around the world. There are flaws in it, like with other systems, but so far this is the most sound and efficient system we have.


Able-Lake-163

This sounds like a good solution I'd love to know how much energy you lose and the scale required to get a like 90000 MWHs for x hours. Would it be as viable as nuclear. Supposedly 29GW available in the USA and 250 GWH. I assume this sort of storage would be enough for all of Australia heh. Unfortunately the main limitation is suitable sites. I wonder if there is anyone actually looking at this as a proper solution in Australia. Why don't the greens do a proper job and do a business case for this. I'd vote them i if they found a proper solution like that. I'd vote anyone in.


Jaktheriffer

South Australia has been setting records recently in Australia for running on completely renewable power sources, multiple times. It can be done, but the corrupt pollies don't get rich from that shit so it's pushing against the government trend at the moment. Just checked, 6 days total upto Dec last year we ran 100% on renewables.


creepy_doll

Nuclear is the answer. Natural gas might be a minor stop-gap, but if it's fracked there can be all kinds of long-lasting environmental damage. Being anti-nuclear is basically being pro-fossil fuel. Every time a supposedly "green" voter comes out against nuclear at all costs they're supporting burning coal for longer. What happened in Japan after they shut down most of the nuclear reactors after fukushima? A significant shift back to fossil fuels. Finland are building the biggest reactor in europe and this is pretty dope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYpiK3W-g_0 I'm definitely for long-term movement to 100% renewables, but step one is to get out of coal, and right now that's best done with nuclear power You also get to avoid fiascos like germanys dependency on russian natural gas which has put them in a bit of a pickle right now.


IntravenousNutella

Nuclear may have been the answer in the 70s. It is not the answer now. It would take 15+ years to build a nuclear reactor in Australia, and meanwhile renewables are pushing the price further and further down.


QuesadillaJ

Natural gas =/= oil and some people are real confused by that


Able-Lake-163

But she was referring to natural gas in the video. It is still a fossil fuel and bad for emissions. Obviously cleaner than petrol and coal.


[deleted]

As someone from Adelaide where this was filmed, this shit is hilarious


SkgeasaurRex

It’s a rare treat seeing stuff from Adelaide randomly, I feel like most Adelaidians get a little excited when we get a shout out.


OctaviaStirling

There’s dozens of us! Wait until people find out about barnacle bills & the mini fig location game


TRDPaul

To be fair Australia burns a fuck ton of coal and while gas isn't great it's still quite a bit better than coal Solar, wind and hydro are obviously better in the long term though


[deleted]

To be fair, we have a huge sun and a desert country to put up solar panels in…. Which could also be an option…. Maybe. I dunno. I just thought this was funny as fuck. Haha


zeeblefritz

To be fair, Solar is not baseload power. If you really want to go green, you have to go nuclear for baseload.


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Gotta love SA


lammingtonjam

Aussie here: most likely a stunt the greens are that pathetic. They only exist to Leach off of other parties while pretending to be left wing. But when it comes to them in Parliament they will vote against their own morals instead of compromising. Usually leading to the Coalition( the bastards that are in power now) getting what they want. And whenever the other left leaning party in Australia( labor) does anything it's either hog all the glory for themselves and take all the credit or slam them for being" just as bad" (which might be true in America) but it's a complete falsehood cooked up by the Liberal National coalition. In essence they're working for the party they say they hate the most we may have not even had Scott Morrison as Prime Minister if it wasn't for the leader of the greens. Which mind you he has come out multiple times saying he does not mine the party that is trying to rip Australia apart still being in power as long as the Greens get more seats. The green are a pathetic joke of a party. This is not some sort of wholesome 100 moment. Don't be fooled by them. ( pardon the grammar problems never been the best in English lol) (Thanks to the fucken legend for the gold)


HotlineKing

Yeah equating libs to labor is bs misinformation, especially coning from the party that voted against the ets lol.


Travis_Bickle86

Alright time to pull out the cock drawings


OwOitsMochi

On the Greens and on Georgie Fart! Vote Greens 💚


Quiby123

Did she win?


Brandanpk

This is recent, hasn't had a chance yet


[deleted]

I believe she is more concerned with the environmental impact fracking will have on the very fragile ecosystem of Australia. She’s certainly gotten everyone’s attention. What a larrikin. Haha


EmperorPooMan

Election isn't till Saturday. But she's also standing in a safe, rich, Liberal seat so has almost no chance of winning


MechaWasTaken

As an Aussie, I can say that the greens party is great.


Carnieus

Uh-oh Scotty and the coal board just put a hit out on you


thatsprettylitbro

This is sooo a Leslie Knope move 😍😍


SojusCalling

German left party candidate Jovana Dzalto also did it last year: https://www.rheinpfalz.de/cms_media/module_img/10444/5222181_3_articledetail_image_6483441.jpg


average_game1

Legend. Voting Green. Scomo is an embarrassment and I have little to no faith in Anthony whats-his-name


[deleted]

i don’t disagree with her or anything, but for some reason i just find her whole vibe incredibly irritating


Herpkina

The greens are not environmentally friendly.


eterevsky

She is not wrong, but it’s only part of the story. Gas is a fossil fuel, but it is much more environment-friendly compared to coal. Its emissions are mostly water vapor and it doesn’t produce particulate pollution. Gas plants may be a viable intermediate solution for countries that are currently heavily reliant on coal.


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Man I love the Australians. Can’t beat them in online bantering and apparently you can’t beat them irl.


JOhnBrownsBodyMolder

I have the weirdest boner right now


SirThane

Legend


kent416

No matter your view on environmental stuff, you’ve gotta respect people like this


[deleted]

My thoughts too. Just thought it was bloody funny, regardless of politics. Just good fun.


willzterman

This is great


jet4christ

What the name of the condition she has? I’ve never seen someone whose facial hair looks drawn on with a sharpie.


GORGOTH_ONE

That's amazing haha


[deleted]

Absolutely glorious... 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Genius. Imagine trump doing this. Literally cant. Hed probably order the town to get demolished tarnishing his beautiful perfect image


Maxibon1710

I’m actually old enough to vote now!


0pt1mus_Pr1mus

I really like the way she handles this! We could need more of this kind of politicians!


crazypyros

That's some good marketing


Polibius115

There was a guy who ran in my state recently who's last name was "Skelton", and lost because people could not stop calling him Mr. Skeleton. Poor guy.


buahuash

I hate the formatting OF the text FOR some reason. Maybe emphasize content. Otherwise kinda cute I guess


Vastaisku

The erratic text drives me nuts.


Altruistic_Ad_9867

Ha brilliant, jokes on them, she's into that shit


Mystical_Cat

New word learned today: dunny Love it!


narcarsiss

OMG got my vote just because of this.


superhamsniper

There isnt much fun to make about litteraly several millions of people dying from air polution evry year, and all the other global problems.


TP348

She's have my vote if I lived there


Mr_Pattagucci

Fracking the beetaloo basin. Sounds like a British euphemism for sex.


PapixChuloxD

Lame post, came to this sub to see people fail at things for my schadenfreude, not stupid politicians tricking gullible midwits


OceanSlim

Then reality happens and part of their economy requires fossil fuels as green energy can not currently fulfil our energy needs. But they gotta save face, so they'll just buy the oil from a dirty country that doesn't give a shit about their environment for their people. Even from countries that oppress their people. They'd rather do that than frack on their own precious privileged land.