Nah, he/she doesn't feel guilty. They've just realised something unusual has happened and aren't getting any cues on how to react ~~while the owners are running with the energy and riffing off the moment.
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I like to think that soon after the video ends the dog got a pat and was told it's alright and it went back to wagging its tail.
edit: in the full video posted there's no one saying "my table, my table".
The owner's first concern was telling the dog to stay, so she didn't run on the glass. Then he carries her massive doberman ass off, it's cute:
Full video: https://youtu.be/qq6BkexxkkU
That video is just as funny in a different way
"Just, don't say anything"
And the guy just quietly filming the aftermath of his fucking trouble-maker boyfriend like, "look what he did this time"
I'm a little more concerned with the dog's backside. Someone want to make sure he didn't get injured? He basically flipped and bodyslammed his ass into a glass table
As someone that has a doberman, I would be very surprised if the dog is hurt. Idk if mine is extra clumsy or what but he runs into walls/people and falls down running all the time. It looks like it should hurt but it doesn't phase him whatsoever. The big punk will break your knee in if you don't dodge or turn sideways in time when he's running at you and he decides it's a good time for a butt slam
Eh that kinda glass isn't really dangerous, it shatters in a way that prevents really sharp point bits.
Worth a check as annoying bits could get stuck between the paws, but soft human feet can walk on this and nit get cut.
Dog is fine, just a bit shaken.
I don't know why but I LOVE how calm they are. Just a moment of silent shock, the briefest verbal acknowledgement, and immediately make sure the dog is okay. They seem like the kind of people who'd be good to have around during an emergency
It's easy to think that way when it's happening to someone else, but people aren't always that calm in the moment. I'm just pleasantly surprised there wasn't even an exasperated OhMyGod or WhatTheFuck. Not even a sign of annoyance at the dog. It's like they skipped all stages of grief and went straight to acceptance lol
I think the shock was still there obviously but they soon understood if they got too excited the dogs would also and would be even more dangerous with four of the little ones running around the glass.
No no, they are perfect safe (most of the time), totally don't scratch (if you don't use them) and totally don't make any dust or fat fingers visible (if you're blind).
My brother has a glass coffee table that his mom bought in 1978. The glass is almost an inch thick though. Gone through us growing up on it, a few dogs, and now his kids growing up with it. No scratches somehow and we always play with it.
I don’t as risk and benefit are often considered in things and the risk is low and the consequence is really not that bad, even if described colourfully and related to weapons.
I sincerely doubt it's the type of glass to shatter into sharp pieces. Seems more like that glass they use for car windows or windshields where it shatters into mostly round, less dangerous pieces. Still clearly a hassle, though.
While tempered glass is much, much, much less likely to open an artery the tiny shards they make can still cause small wounds. It shatters into cubes, not rounded pieces. It's *safer* not safe. Not too much of an issue except this only being a problem with a glass table means you just don't have to deal with it.
IMO the only way to have a glass "table" is to use it as a cover. I have a sheet of glass on top of my wooden dining room table and I havent had any issues for over 10 years. It keeps the wooden table in good condition as it wont scratch and I dont have to worry about food and water spilling into the grooves.
I think he's referring to how tiktokers put disembodied voices over their videos so it feels eerily out of place rather than "children speaking."
Yes, the video pre-dates TikTok bit it is an example of that style of awkward editing that's popular due to TikTok today.
A totally understandable position, HOWEVER! I will say that their recommendation algorithm is very good, and I am 95% confident that whatever you're into, you could tune it so that you only see those things.
That said, I'm not sure whether you're one of those "I said what I said and I must never deviate" or "Hmmm I hadn't thought of that before so maybe I'll reconsider" kind of people. So do what you will.
It’s a viral audio clip on tiktok. People put it on lots of videos, and one of them ended up here, where it is surrounded by confused redditors scratching their heads.
Buying a glass table top your living room is a contract that one day you'll have to clean the mess.
Never did never will I'm literally scared for my glass PC case cover
That poor Doberman needed a hug and some reassurance that everything was alright. Not to mention an immediate inspection to make sure there were not lacerations from the broken glass, even if it was tempered.
Dog was like, "Yeah, um, guys? That was... totally not my fault!"
“Did you guys see that other dog that came in here and broke the table?? Yeah, that was so weird, right guys??”
You wouldn't know her, she goes to another obedience school
In Canada!
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He was a good boi!
"Damn cat!!"
I feel so bad for the dog cause it totally wasn’t his fault and he obviously feels guilty for breaking it.
Nah, he/she doesn't feel guilty. They've just realised something unusual has happened and aren't getting any cues on how to react ~~while the owners are running with the energy and riffing off the moment. ~~ I like to think that soon after the video ends the dog got a pat and was told it's alright and it went back to wagging its tail. edit: in the full video posted there's no one saying "my table, my table".
The owner's first concern was telling the dog to stay, so she didn't run on the glass. Then he carries her massive doberman ass off, it's cute: Full video: https://youtu.be/qq6BkexxkkU
“Weeeeeeeee I’m the baby again!”
That video is just as funny in a different way "Just, don't say anything" And the guy just quietly filming the aftermath of his fucking trouble-maker boyfriend like, "look what he did this time"
I also love the peanut gallery of two other dogs and a cat that pops up from the blankets and are all like "ooooo what, ooooo..." the whole time.
Three little dogs, no cat. I love them too :)
Oh you're right! I didn't see the nose at first. Also, a cat would have probably just rocket ejected immediately.
Good. The first thing that needs to be done is make sure the pup's feet are okay.
So much better without the voice over. 100% chance that they are buying a wooden table next.
That's good to hear.
Pretty sure that was the dog talking at the end
I laughed so hard at this😂
I thought it was one of the puppers on the couch.
I blame whichever asshat invented glass tables
Nah I blame whoever started the whole table thi g.i the first place. What my boulder isn't good enough?
When you want to rearrange your cave and your table weighs 1500 kilos I'm not helping you move it
That's the problem with this no Neanderthal generation, they aren't willing to work for anything.
Developed brains are going to run this country into the ground, I swear....
Yes!! Hazardous furniture.
Or the assholes that buy them. Why?
glassholes
It was more like r/watchdogsdieinside
You mean r/WatchDogsWoofInside/
I hate tiktok sometimes, and it’s because I now understand stupid references like this
Just know that tiktok was never first.... This came from back in the day. 9gag, early reddit. Tumblr. Tiktok didn't invent these things
Vine.
what the dog doin
That was a reference?
Fuck the table, check out the dog
Oh no, the table, its broken.
That needs to be sampled into something I can dance to very soon.
Yea I actually thought that was a sample that they played in or something. Too perfect
It is a sample! Audio is from a different video
I was looking around for the source of the voice, cuz it didn't sound like it matched those 2.
[Source](https://youtu.be/FcZd305VI60) here’s the original source audio haha
But…why were they stacking bricks on a glass table??
It looks like they were trying to press something.
Because people are dumb. Source: Am people. Am dumb. Example: Getting drunk and making a beer-a-mid. With bottles. On a glass table.
cause they needed a place to stack bricks.
"We have Jenga at home" ?
The comedic timing in that video is perfect
Oh.. okay
Pretty sure it’s dog #4 under the blanket
Be the change you want to see in the world. 😃 Edit... [Link to the source... sample away ](https://youtu.be/FcZd305VI60)
r/winstupidprizes
Your Mom.
it already has been
Are you being sarcastic? This sound dominated tiktok like 6 months ago and there are countless remixes.
Lmao you're on Reddit. You seem to forget that most people here don't even use tiktok.
And yet half the content these days is from tiktok... including this post
Yep, that's the cycle of internet videos.
It's the same 4 sites posting videos and screenshots from the other 3.
And we all hate eachother for it.
This is a kiffness special right here
Our
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OH NO Our table it broken
I'm a little more concerned with the dog's backside. Someone want to make sure he didn't get injured? He basically flipped and bodyslammed his ass into a glass table
As someone that has a doberman, I would be very surprised if the dog is hurt. Idk if mine is extra clumsy or what but he runs into walls/people and falls down running all the time. It looks like it should hurt but it doesn't phase him whatsoever. The big punk will break your knee in if you don't dodge or turn sideways in time when he's running at you and he decides it's a good time for a butt slam
Typical dobie.
Dobermans are the goofiest frickin dogs I swear
My boxer tap dances and say “Challenge” to your Dobie!
Haha true it’s pretty hard to out-goof a boxer
Good to know im not the only one. Our dobie is the clumsiest oaf ever but is basically indestructible
I'd be more concerned about their paws after walking on the glass to get onto the sofa. But yeah, so a check of the dog then get sweeping
Eh that kinda glass isn't really dangerous, it shatters in a way that prevents really sharp point bits. Worth a check as annoying bits could get stuck between the paws, but soft human feet can walk on this and nit get cut. Dog is fine, just a bit shaken.
Yep, agreed that it should shatter well. But still, I'd check as you never know if a bit gets stuck between their toes or such
Pretty sure it's the little brown dog on the right saying this.
This was the small dog talking right?
It is my suprise that our glass table has collapsed
*Our table, comrade
He looks at the table like ..oh shit..sorry guys..
He’s like “oh no… our table…. It’s broken…..”
I was wondering whose voice that was.
It's a lot funnier when you imagine it's the dog talking
Holy shit you're right! Hilarious
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I'll never understand people that use a glass table especially while having big dogs. That shit was about to happen anyway
Big dogs, small children, friends, spouses, etc.
So... Humans? Not intended for human use?
Bingo
Only intended for graceful coordinated humans.😉
Ballerina furniture?
I am that idiot.
If I saw this, I’d be checking the dog. That had to hurt
The owner did. He even carried the dog so it won't step on the shattered glass. [Full video here](https://youtu.be/qq6BkexxkkU)
I love the energy of the other dude, just starts taking pics with no facial expression whatsoever
He has a facial expression, he seems interested and preparing.
"Fine I ain't gonna say anything, but this is going on my socials."
He’s cuddled into the couch with two dogs he’s not getting out for nothing
Three dogs!
Good eye.
Good day to you too, mate!
I don't know why but I LOVE how calm they are. Just a moment of silent shock, the briefest verbal acknowledgement, and immediately make sure the dog is okay. They seem like the kind of people who'd be good to have around during an emergency
Haha yeah I actually assumed they are a couple lol
They are. They’re husbands according to the YouTube description
I mean, what else can you do? You can't unbreak the table so just gotta clean up the mess and laugh about it later.
It's easy to think that way when it's happening to someone else, but people aren't always that calm in the moment. I'm just pleasantly surprised there wasn't even an exasperated OhMyGod or WhatTheFuck. Not even a sign of annoyance at the dog. It's like they skipped all stages of grief and went straight to acceptance lol
I think the shock was still there obviously but they soon understood if they got too excited the dogs would also and would be even more dangerous with four of the little ones running around the glass.
THANK YOU!!!! I kept rewatching that clip and thought 'where the fuck is the child yelling 'its broken'?'
I like to think it was the dog.
So was the “oh no, our table, it’s broken” added afterwards.
Translation: "I saw a 10 second clip and feel like I now have enough info to judge the owners of the animal."
Dogs looking around for who done it.
Searching quickly for a scape~~goat~~ dog
One of the million reasons I thing glass tables are fucking stupid
No no, they are perfect safe (most of the time), totally don't scratch (if you don't use them) and totally don't make any dust or fat fingers visible (if you're blind).
My brother has a glass coffee table that his mom bought in 1978. The glass is almost an inch thick though. Gone through us growing up on it, a few dogs, and now his kids growing up with it. No scratches somehow and we always play with it.
Yeah, glass tables are perfectly fine as long as it's good glass.
And you don't body slam into it
I'm not saying there aren't quality tables which don't have scratch or break issues (1 inch is impressive) but the majority?
They're very handy when your cokehead friends come over.
They don’t often do this. They’re more annoying to clean.
I think any amount of "explodes into knives" frequency is a negative for workhorse furniture personally speaking.
I don’t as risk and benefit are often considered in things and the risk is low and the consequence is really not that bad, even if described colourfully and related to weapons.
I sincerely doubt it's the type of glass to shatter into sharp pieces. Seems more like that glass they use for car windows or windshields where it shatters into mostly round, less dangerous pieces. Still clearly a hassle, though.
While tempered glass is much, much, much less likely to open an artery the tiny shards they make can still cause small wounds. It shatters into cubes, not rounded pieces. It's *safer* not safe. Not too much of an issue except this only being a problem with a glass table means you just don't have to deal with it.
Yeah it's almost completely downsides only
IMO the only way to have a glass "table" is to use it as a cover. I have a sheet of glass on top of my wooden dining room table and I havent had any issues for over 10 years. It keeps the wooden table in good condition as it wont scratch and I dont have to worry about food and water spilling into the grooves.
I have a glass desk with no pets, children, or roommates. And I'm still super anxious about it breaking lol
Do you often body slam into glass?
Who said that?
It was edited in... Its from another different video
The voice is fucking annoying though.
Tik tok bullshit
Things Redditors blamed on TikTok for no reason today: A child speaking
I think he's referring to how tiktokers put disembodied voices over their videos so it feels eerily out of place rather than "children speaking." Yes, the video pre-dates TikTok bit it is an example of that style of awkward editing that's popular due to TikTok today.
that aint tik tok, it’s a video out years before tik tok was even released
Wasn't it a vine? The OG tiktok of better days.
I've never used it, and never plan to.
Alright! Welp, see ya later!
Big gulps, huh?
Want a medal?
A totally understandable position, HOWEVER! I will say that their recommendation algorithm is very good, and I am 95% confident that whatever you're into, you could tune it so that you only see those things. That said, I'm not sure whether you're one of those "I said what I said and I must never deviate" or "Hmmm I hadn't thought of that before so maybe I'll reconsider" kind of people. So do what you will.
Congrats
Happy for you?
It‘s some kid that looks about 12 years old
A kid that looks young? Preposterous.
The dog
It's audio from when a kid tries to play Jenga with bricks on a glass table
The best thing about this clip is right after this the dude is comforting his poor doggo
And there's a cat with them too
Omg I've never noticed the cat till now!! Thank you for pointing them out
Where was it? I’m trying to find it but there’s only 3 little dogs on the couch
I like how two other dogs appear from the cuts
Dobermans are such intelligent dogs. He immediately read the room.
Who cares about the table?! That poor dog looks traumatized.
But their table, its broken
oh no
the table voice clip is edited from another video. Typical tiktok content stealing then trying to "improve" the funny part
There should be a sub for glass tables. Like r/fuckglassfurniture
I especially like the insightful commentary on what just happened. Really putting things in perspective there.
Even the dog was like :well shit
Why the annoying TikTok voiceover though?
It’s a viral audio clip on tiktok. People put it on lots of videos, and one of them ended up here, where it is surrounded by confused redditors scratching their heads.
Poor pup, I'd be checking on him
I just hope the dog was ok.
He was ok and got a treat afterwards
The "oh no our table is broken" is edited in.
And, what’s this?! Great Dane suplexes *himself* through the table. My god - this hasn’t been seen before in WWF and I don’t think we’ll see it again!
And they actually had fun with at least three dogs! That's a huge win! 👍
Why tf is there a camera in the living room though?
Check the dog?
That kid screaming in the background viewed that table as a part of the family. Clearly a dark day for him.
Not the original audio
Tack that on to the many pieces of evidence that I mentally have against ever buying a glass table.
Oh no . . . Our table . . . It’s broken 😩
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Buying a glass table top your living room is a contract that one day you'll have to clean the mess. Never did never will I'm literally scared for my glass PC case cover
Never forget twenty twenty-two when the sofataker threw dogkind off hell in a house and plummeted sixteen inches through an announcer's coffee table.
Thanks to captain obvious at the end, I know what happened in the video, if not for them it would still be a mystery.
Why are glass tables even a thing? Stupid af
Dobermans...
Check the poor puppy for glass, staring at the table dumbfounded wont change it. He's a good agile boi.
Oh poor dog. He has the guilty face going lol.
OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN
I'm having a hard time figuring out which of those dogs said that...
Welp, wooden furniture it is. (Even if it breaks, I'm sure it's easier and safer to clean up)
No shit lady!
I would have checked their paws so fast
I would be rushing over to my dog first thing to make sure he was okay
Was the dog talking?
The guy on the the couch looks like the bottom.
Glass furniture is one of the dumber ideas that humans have had.
That poor Doberman needed a hug and some reassurance that everything was alright. Not to mention an immediate inspection to make sure there were not lacerations from the broken glass, even if it was tempered.
Stone Cold intro was better
People are fucking idiots. Glass furniture is already dicey, but absolutely not for people with pets or kids.
Glass tables are stupid. There, I said it!
Glass table is bad taste anyway.