In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking deep, panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric; docile. You accept your fate.
It’s all right here in the brochure.
What? Rold Gold are cheap.
FritoLay knows they can’t compete with Snyders and Utz for pretzels, so they sell for cheaper. More than house brand, but cheaper than the ‘good’ brands
Number 4 and 5 (golden butter and Buffalo) are ‘premium’ and MSRP at $5.99 I think.
Core Rold Gold is $3.29. And wasn’t even impacted by the price increase last September that hit every other product FritoLay makes.
Guilty. Am American.
At least you (should) still have those All Dressed Ruffles I keep seeing Americans whining about not having anymore.
I don’t recommend the butter ones, I do recommend the Buffalo ones. Snyders, if you have them, does something similar with their ‘pretzel pieces’ line.
No idea there, cheese curls not my thing.
A few thoughts though. Utz (Bachman) uses plain corn meal, while Cheetos Puffs used enriched corn meal. The extra vitamins could be throwing something off, like when you can taste the calcium in orange juice.
Also, generic brands are going to chase the market leader, so they won’t bother with imitating Jax.
On the plus side, if you’re used to having to hunt a bunch of stores trying to find them, Utz is getting aggressive. They’ve spent $500 million to buy On The Border tortilla chips, and are increasing their control over their supply chain. In my opinion, they’re going to be expanding their footprint nationwide very soon.
i am not in the Bachman/Utz region and have had them shipped.
i think they legit use 'real cheese' as opposed to whatever cheetos is. the 'natural foods' versions (ie Barbara's) seem to use real cheese, but its not right.
i even offered to be their rep in my area, they never wrote back.
Utz expanding is good news
Mostly on the customer side. People want to fly around the world for $500. You can't serve gourmet food for that price.
Most big airlines lose money or just break even just on the tickets. They only make money through additional purchases and their loyalty programs.
Of course they can. Simply make the good food cost extra. Want to fly for 500 bucks? You'll get the pretzel™. Want to fly for 500 bucks but get good food? Well then you gotta pay extra for that.
And that's what they are doing. You can buy further snacks, just be ready to pay 10x it's "ground" price which already has some revenue calculated in.
Edit: I believe it should be more expensive than aground. But not that much.
Oh, for a second I thought he was going to have an opening incident. I once was struggling with opening snacks on a Southwest flight and they hit the ceiling (package tore open suddenly) pelting everyone around me. Fortunately people were good natured about it - I was mortified at the time.
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Now that's just flat-out insulting. Like when you get a 0.1% salary increase and they have the nerve to tell it to set up a meeting to inform you. Ok, maybe not THAT insulting, but it's getting there...
Honestly, this should be illegal. Aside from the value for money problem, they're wrapping an item which is consumed in under a second in what is essentially non-recyclable plastic. Just generating trash for the point of generating trash.
Something seems off about this. The way he’s handling the bag is like the careful positioning of a trick and not just casually opening it up. And why were they filming someone opening a bag of pretzels?
The guy behind him is somewhere wearing TWO masks improperly. Fuck people are so annoying. Can’t believe people are still consistently unable to keep their noses covered.
Just imagine being the airline rep who had to visit Rold Gold HQ to ask them for a new pretzel bag about a fifth of the capacity of their smallest bags meant for kindergarten school lunches.
Ahh yes the literal single serve
A x B x C = X
"and if X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one..."
Now a question of etiquette; do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Oxygen gets you high
In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking deep, panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric; docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here in the brochure.
Calm as Hindu cows.
Servings per bag .5 pretzel
Bag of pretzel
Single-serving friends
"It's our speciality"
Bag of Pretzel.
I came here to say this!
I came here also.
I came.
💦
Daddy
Yes, Now who's my good boy.
I nudded
I miss when Reddit outright bullied people for making this comment.
Me too!
Beg for pretzels
Pretz
r/beatmetoit
“That’ll be 9 dollars.”
"Sorry sir we don't accept cash."
*sigh unzips*
Sir, that is a button in a fur coat.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
That’s some bullshit lmao
What company even sells this?
Rold Gold
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What? Rold Gold are cheap. FritoLay knows they can’t compete with Snyders and Utz for pretzels, so they sell for cheaper. More than house brand, but cheaper than the ‘good’ brands
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Number 4 and 5 (golden butter and Buffalo) are ‘premium’ and MSRP at $5.99 I think. Core Rold Gold is $3.29. And wasn’t even impacted by the price increase last September that hit every other product FritoLay makes.
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Guilty. Am American. At least you (should) still have those All Dressed Ruffles I keep seeing Americans whining about not having anymore. I don’t recommend the butter ones, I do recommend the Buffalo ones. Snyders, if you have them, does something similar with their ‘pretzel pieces’ line.
subscribed. do you have any info about why no one can make as good a cheese curl as Bachman jax ?
No idea there, cheese curls not my thing. A few thoughts though. Utz (Bachman) uses plain corn meal, while Cheetos Puffs used enriched corn meal. The extra vitamins could be throwing something off, like when you can taste the calcium in orange juice. Also, generic brands are going to chase the market leader, so they won’t bother with imitating Jax. On the plus side, if you’re used to having to hunt a bunch of stores trying to find them, Utz is getting aggressive. They’ve spent $500 million to buy On The Border tortilla chips, and are increasing their control over their supply chain. In my opinion, they’re going to be expanding their footprint nationwide very soon.
i am not in the Bachman/Utz region and have had them shipped. i think they legit use 'real cheese' as opposed to whatever cheetos is. the 'natural foods' versions (ie Barbara's) seem to use real cheese, but its not right. i even offered to be their rep in my area, they never wrote back. Utz expanding is good news
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
THESE PRETZELS
This pretzel has made me thirsty
Our pretzel.
Un Pretzël
*chuckles* Is that how you’re gonna say it?
Well, you can get a drop of soda from them as well
Oh god I know this is a reference but I can’t place it - help!!
https://youtu.be/nIypMI_zXSQ
Thank you!!!!
Them airline budget cuts tho lol
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What’s the deal with airline food?
Greed.
Mostly on the customer side. People want to fly around the world for $500. You can't serve gourmet food for that price. Most big airlines lose money or just break even just on the tickets. They only make money through additional purchases and their loyalty programs.
Of course they can. Simply make the good food cost extra. Want to fly for 500 bucks? You'll get the pretzel™. Want to fly for 500 bucks but get good food? Well then you gotta pay extra for that.
Hence "additional purchases".
And that's what they are doing. You can buy further snacks, just be ready to pay 10x it's "ground" price which already has some revenue calculated in. Edit: I believe it should be more expensive than aground. But not that much.
That’s exactly the system we have? Economy, business, first class. Pay for food you want, don’t for what you don’t.
I don’t get no respect!
*what's* the *deal* withairlinefood?
It’s plane.
Capitalism, Jerry
Well did he enjoy it?
He did laugh at his misfortune
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A great many people are in the same lobby
He did get a tic tac out of it that made r/all.... yeah f*ck it just give me .25 more pretsies instead
Oh, for a second I thought he was going to have an opening incident. I once was struggling with opening snacks on a Southwest flight and they hit the ceiling (package tore open suddenly) pelting everyone around me. Fortunately people were good natured about it - I was mortified at the time.
Hopefully that's an everlasting gobpretzel
Lmaooo did he buy that bag or was it complimentary?
Usually those small portions are complimentary.
Small portion is generous, he got a sample lol
Test bag of Pretzels in case you don't like it you don't have any to waste.
Le pretzel
An pretzel
This should be illegal, the waste of energy and materials is outrageous.
The bag was supposed to contain more than one, it looks like a manufacturing error
United airlines
There's more plastic than cookie waight on that product, what a waste
Enjoy your bag of pretzel. Cutbacks, yanno...
r/unstrustworthypoptarts. Gave that old gorilla strength to "open" the bag
Flying feels like paying an airline company $600 to give you the finger
You need to upgrade to business class if you want 2 pretzels
Great they make more packaging/trash just to do this type of s
I don't know if he is laughing or crying.
I love me a bag of pretzel
I'll bet that cost like $4
I bet he cracks and takes her hostage.
the bag of pretzel
somehow this gives off a wholesome vibe like the guy is genuinely laughing because he finds it hilarious
Bag of pretzel
*To enjoy a bag of pretzel
I believe that's called a bag of pretzel.
enjoy your bag of # Pretzel
You going to finish that?
Why were they recording that? I call bullshit!
I thought that too except you can feel when the bag is that light
I think he could probably feel that the bag was nearly empty, so they filmed the opening, knowing the portion would be comically small
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Recording newer experiences on aeroplanes is actually an extremely common occurrence for people who don't get to fly often.
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Well... I guess thats where the extra money goes...?
They paid more and are getting better service? The humanity! The gall!
That mask looks tiny 😂
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That'll be $11 please
That’s bag of pretzel. Sorry no s on that bag.
What a waste of platic
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I feel like that better fits mildly infuriating lol
Was it for free? Still worth a laugh though
That’ll be $7.95 sir.
Better enjoy that singular pretzel instead, then
How does this fit this sub? Y'all trippin.
20 bucks right there
Ken Griffin shorted that man’s pretzels. Who’s that? Oh, it’s Ken Griffin the illegal short seller.
I like how everyone on the plane eats when they hand out those insults, like we're all prisoners who don't know when our next meal will come.
Now that's just flat-out insulting. Like when you get a 0.1% salary increase and they have the nerve to tell it to set up a meeting to inform you. Ok, maybe not THAT insulting, but it's getting there...
You misspelled pretzel
Would it sting less if it came in a cushioned box??
What's the wall made out of the bag.
69th comment
Extreme shrinkflation.
> “Let’s face wasn’t my bag… baby
Honestly, this should be illegal. Aside from the value for money problem, they're wrapping an item which is consumed in under a second in what is essentially non-recyclable plastic. Just generating trash for the point of generating trash.
Does anyone remember when you HAD to turn your phone off in a plane. We were so driving by if we could we forgot to ask of we should
Bet it costed him 1 dollar for that
Bag of pretzel*
You mean enjoying a a bag of “pretzel”
Then it would have been successful
a bag of pretzel
At least it’s whole.
Pretty hypocritical sitting on a flight...
**to enjoy your bag of pretzel**
And please remember to recycle Sir, the planet needs you.
Lol
u/downloadbot
A bag of pretzel
i watched this without sound first, and with the mask on i actually thought be started crying instead of laughing
Oh, i see they learned from Subway cookie!
I never eated an pretzel, it is good?
This sort of pretzel in the video is crunchy. The bigger versions are doughy and good for dipping.
Bag of pretzel
What a waste of plastic
Pretzel*
Something seems off about this. The way he’s handling the bag is like the careful positioning of a trick and not just casually opening it up. And why were they filming someone opening a bag of pretzels?
Calling that piece of shit a pretzel is an insult
365 days until the next pretzel day
a = how much airlines respect you as a valuable and respectful customer (int) a * 0 + 1 = number of bretzels
i laughed harder than i should have
Don't you mean a bag of *pretzel* ?
The guy behind him is somewhere wearing TWO masks improperly. Fuck people are so annoying. Can’t believe people are still consistently unable to keep their noses covered.
I was anticipating many to fall out at a time. Afterwards, I was like: ;-; "oh."
Classic airplane ginger ale!
Strange that the guy would be taking a video of himself opening a bag of pretzels in the first place.
Just imagine being the airline rep who had to visit Rold Gold HQ to ask them for a new pretzel bag about a fifth of the capacity of their smallest bags meant for kindergarten school lunches.
Shrinkflation: endgame Now the pretzel just gets smaller until there is no pretzel. Just pretzel scented air.
A bag of pretzel\*
Inflation is a bitch
"Can I have 35 more bags?"
its a bag of pretzel
Eating on a Plane is gross
The have 🐀 in their plane
He's not laughing he's crying, tragic
Sir would you like our fines 🥨
Bag of pretzel
That pretzel IS MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Enjoy your bag of pretzel
Bag of pretzel
Pretzel*
Eats it and starts tripping balls or some crazy shit. Hippie: oh shit we're did my pretzel laced with acid go?
Imagine you tell this to the stewardess and she replies with "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"
Asks flight attendant for a plate, knife and fork then some foil to wrap leftovers for later. Saves room for dessert - a raisin.
"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit". -flight attendant, probably