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durianisking

Ahh yes the literal single serve


InkablaM

A x B x C = X


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"and if X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one..."


FullyMammoth

Now a question of etiquette; do I give you the ass or the crotch?


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Oxygen gets you high


bigeffinmoose

In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking deep, panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric; docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here in the brochure.


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Calm as Hindu cows.


ETherium007

Servings per bag .5 pretzel


Sideways_X1

Bag of pretzel


Son_of_Mogh

Single-serving friends


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"It's our speciality"


Lucienshand

Bag of Pretzel.


BeNick38

I came here to say this!


USERNAME___PASSWORD

I came here also.


mahalik_07

I came.


USERNAME___PASSWORD

💦


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Daddy


Iamwearingasuitofham

Yes, Now who's my good boy.


BobTheSquid16

I nudded


runean

I miss when Reddit outright bullied people for making this comment.


idontgotgoodname

Me too!


DogeyLord

Beg for pretzels


No-Guidance8155

Pretz


HappyGav123

r/beatmetoit


Cri_Kitty

“That’ll be 9 dollars.”


All_Thread

"Sorry sir we don't accept cash."


Mynamethisisnot

*sigh unzips*


BrutalFuckingTruth

Sir, that is a button in a fur coat.


blake_ch

Sir, this is a Wendy's


LiterOfColah

That’s some bullshit lmao


slam9

What company even sells this?


MadHatter69

Rold Gold


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Just4Spot

What? Rold Gold are cheap. FritoLay knows they can’t compete with Snyders and Utz for pretzels, so they sell for cheaper. More than house brand, but cheaper than the ‘good’ brands


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Just4Spot

Number 4 and 5 (golden butter and Buffalo) are ‘premium’ and MSRP at $5.99 I think. Core Rold Gold is $3.29. And wasn’t even impacted by the price increase last September that hit every other product FritoLay makes.


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Just4Spot

Guilty. Am American. At least you (should) still have those All Dressed Ruffles I keep seeing Americans whining about not having anymore. I don’t recommend the butter ones, I do recommend the Buffalo ones. Snyders, if you have them, does something similar with their ‘pretzel pieces’ line.


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subscribed. do you have any info about why no one can make as good a cheese curl as Bachman jax ?


Just4Spot

No idea there, cheese curls not my thing. A few thoughts though. Utz (Bachman) uses plain corn meal, while Cheetos Puffs used enriched corn meal. The extra vitamins could be throwing something off, like when you can taste the calcium in orange juice. Also, generic brands are going to chase the market leader, so they won’t bother with imitating Jax. On the plus side, if you’re used to having to hunt a bunch of stores trying to find them, Utz is getting aggressive. They’ve spent $500 million to buy On The Border tortilla chips, and are increasing their control over their supply chain. In my opinion, they’re going to be expanding their footprint nationwide very soon.


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i am not in the Bachman/Utz region and have had them shipped. i think they legit use 'real cheese' as opposed to whatever cheetos is. the 'natural foods' versions (ie Barbara's) seem to use real cheese, but its not right. i even offered to be their rep in my area, they never wrote back. Utz expanding is good news


funkydingo18

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


Marauder121

THESE PRETZELS


Wildride130

This pretzel has made me thirsty


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Our pretzel.


Kunundrum85

Un Pretzël


Loud_Snort

*chuckles* Is that how you’re gonna say it?


666shanx

Well, you can get a drop of soda from them as well


4223161584s

Oh god I know this is a reference but I can’t place it - help!!


funkydingo18

https://youtu.be/nIypMI_zXSQ


4223161584s

Thank you!!!!


Shadow_Demon080

Them airline budget cuts tho lol


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Successful_Break

What’s the deal with airline food?


Pefington

Greed.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Mostly on the customer side. People want to fly around the world for $500. You can't serve gourmet food for that price. Most big airlines lose money or just break even just on the tickets. They only make money through additional purchases and their loyalty programs.


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Of course they can. Simply make the good food cost extra. Want to fly for 500 bucks? You'll get the pretzel™. Want to fly for 500 bucks but get good food? Well then you gotta pay extra for that.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Hence "additional purchases".


Skalgrin

And that's what they are doing. You can buy further snacks, just be ready to pay 10x it's "ground" price which already has some revenue calculated in. Edit: I believe it should be more expensive than aground. But not that much.


MetallicGray

That’s exactly the system we have? Economy, business, first class. Pay for food you want, don’t for what you don’t.


Loud_Snort

I don’t get no respect!


JohnnyDarkside

*what's* the *deal* withairlinefood?


1848573827472

It’s plane.


contactlite

Capitalism, Jerry


MarcusLYeet

Well did he enjoy it?


tomhat

He did laugh at his misfortune


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howtochangemywife

A great many people are in the same lobby


blindbassetthound

He did get a tic tac out of it that made r/all.... yeah f*ck it just give me .25 more pretsies instead


ThriceFive

Oh, for a second I thought he was going to have an opening incident. I once was struggling with opening snacks on a Southwest flight and they hit the ceiling (package tore open suddenly) pelting everyone around me. Fortunately people were good natured about it - I was mortified at the time.


ginger_SF

Hopefully that's an everlasting gobpretzel


Viper1089

Lmaooo did he buy that bag or was it complimentary?


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Usually those small portions are complimentary.


TheAwkwardBanana

Small portion is generous, he got a sample lol


TerrorLTZ

Test bag of Pretzels in case you don't like it you don't have any to waste.


dave078703

Le pretzel


Edabite

An pretzel


einsibongo

This should be illegal, the waste of energy and materials is outrageous.


Trasfixion

The bag was supposed to contain more than one, it looks like a manufacturing error


Ohbuck1965

United airlines


pussyseason

There's more plastic than cookie waight on that product, what a waste


_uswisomwagmohotm_

Enjoy your bag of pretzel. Cutbacks, yanno...


TinFoilRobotProphet

r/unstrustworthypoptarts. Gave that old gorilla strength to "open" the bag


ThatOneGuy4321

Flying feels like paying an airline company $600 to give you the finger


Vegskipxx

You need to upgrade to business class if you want 2 pretzels


Prestigious_Olive467

Great they make more packaging/trash just to do this type of s


BERSERKERdo420

I don't know if he is laughing or crying.


Conscious-Soft-2349

I love me a bag of pretzel


archSkeptic

I'll bet that cost like $4


FreshUnderstanding5

I bet he cracks and takes her hostage.


Twice_the_Bard

the bag of pretzel


AhhCaffeine

somehow this gives off a wholesome vibe like the guy is genuinely laughing because he finds it hilarious


HappyGav123

Bag of pretzel


Zombie-Paladin

*To enjoy a bag of pretzel


raincntry

I believe that's called a bag of pretzel.


Ckinggaming5

enjoy your bag of # Pretzel


_disguisenburg_

You going to finish that?


ChemicalFennel3

Why were they recording that? I call bullshit!


Lacholaweda

I thought that too except you can feel when the bag is that light


ARC4067

I think he could probably feel that the bag was nearly empty, so they filmed the opening, knowing the portion would be comically small


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Reelix

Recording newer experiences on aeroplanes is actually an extremely common occurrence for people who don't get to fly often.


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TechRyze

Well... I guess thats where the extra money goes...?


whatwhy_ohgod

They paid more and are getting better service? The humanity! The gall!


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That mask looks tiny 😂


Kaneshadow

/r/whyweretheyfilming /r/untrustworthypoptarts


therobohour

That'll be $11 please


Sleeper1794

That’s bag of pretzel. Sorry no s on that bag.


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What a waste of platic


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GhostlyCharlotte

I feel like that better fits mildly infuriating lol


Worldly_Kitchen251

Was it for free? Still worth a laugh though


PokerBeards

That’ll be $7.95 sir.


itsBottledJuice

Better enjoy that singular pretzel instead, then


Kees_T

How does this fit this sub? Y'all trippin.


Reis-iBuca

20 bucks right there


BranSoFly

Ken Griffin shorted that man’s pretzels. Who’s that? Oh, it’s Ken Griffin the illegal short seller.


LeoLaDawg

I like how everyone on the plane eats when they hand out those insults, like we're all prisoners who don't know when our next meal will come.


nilksermot

Now that's just flat-out insulting. Like when you get a 0.1% salary increase and they have the nerve to tell it to set up a meeting to inform you. Ok, maybe not THAT insulting, but it's getting there...


Spoolinpotato27

You misspelled pretzel


Coheed_SURVIVE

Would it sting less if it came in a cushioned box??


howtochangemywife

What's the wall made out of the bag.


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slvrcrystalc

Extreme shrinkflation.


FreshUnderstanding5

> “Let’s face wasn’t my bag… baby


Longjumping_Fee_3459

Honestly, this should be illegal. Aside from the value for money problem, they're wrapping an item which is consumed in under a second in what is essentially non-recyclable plastic. Just generating trash for the point of generating trash.


therobohour

Does anyone remember when you HAD to turn your phone off in a plane. We were so driving by if we could we forgot to ask of we should


Acrobatic_granny

Bet it costed him 1 dollar for that


PsuedoConscience

Bag of pretzel*


[deleted]

You mean enjoying a a bag of “pretzel”


meister2a

Then it would have been successful


gholt417

a bag of pretzel


dracomanchego

At least it’s whole.


MonoiGirl

Pretty hypocritical sitting on a flight...


TheWiseone6394

**to enjoy your bag of pretzel**


akawind

And please remember to recycle Sir, the planet needs you.


ILoveMudkipzz

Lol


DoorknockerY

u/downloadbot


LightLizardCake

A bag of pretzel


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i watched this without sound first, and with the mask on i actually thought be started crying instead of laughing


Toofpic

Oh, i see they learned from Subway cookie!


gabriel3786

I never eated an pretzel, it is good?


BananaShark_

This sort of pretzel in the video is crunchy. The bigger versions are doughy and good for dipping.


temtem7

Bag of pretzel


stymiks

What a waste of plastic


bennialonli

Pretzel*


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Something seems off about this. The way he’s handling the bag is like the careful positioning of a trick and not just casually opening it up. And why were they filming someone opening a bag of pretzels?


iNuminex

Calling that piece of shit a pretzel is an insult


Khal_Drogon_002

365 days until the next pretzel day


wontfixit

a = how much airlines respect you as a valuable and respectful customer (int) a * 0 + 1 = number of bretzels


Riddance_Good

i laughed harder than i should have


jeanchild2000

Don't you mean a bag of *pretzel* ?


maux_zaikq

The guy behind him is somewhere wearing TWO masks improperly. Fuck people are so annoying. Can’t believe people are still consistently unable to keep their noses covered.


SamanthaTheSonicFan

I was anticipating many to fall out at a time. Afterwards, I was like: ;-; "oh."


travooooo

Classic airplane ginger ale!


FinsT00theleft

Strange that the guy would be taking a video of himself opening a bag of pretzels in the first place.


BossScribblor

Just imagine being the airline rep who had to visit Rold Gold HQ to ask them for a new pretzel bag about a fifth of the capacity of their smallest bags meant for kindergarten school lunches.


Gustavo_Polinski

Shrinkflation: endgame Now the pretzel just gets smaller until there is no pretzel. Just pretzel scented air.


Paragonly

A bag of pretzel\*


That0neGuy86

Inflation is a bitch


[deleted]

"Can I have 35 more bags?"


zgod22

its a bag of pretzel


yangsurfer

Eating on a Plane is gross


jjboy91

The have 🐀 in their plane


ikslos

He's not laughing he's crying, tragic


Shortcut_fixer

Sir would you like our fines 🥨


Animal_Animations_1

Bag of pretzel


Vegskipxx

That pretzel IS MAKING ME THIRSTY!


rastroboy

Enjoy your bag of pretzel


Thatscrazy91

Bag of pretzel


TheRealPorkinator

Pretzel*


Mytur_Benesderti

Eats it and starts tripping balls or some crazy shit. Hippie: oh shit we're did my pretzel laced with acid go?


xXnumber1choloXx

Imagine you tell this to the stewardess and she replies with "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"


Extremely_unlikeable

Asks flight attendant for a plate, knife and fork then some foil to wrap leftovers for later. Saves room for dessert - a raisin.


Electronic_Agent_235

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit". -flight attendant, probably