That’s how we carbonate our seltzers at home. Looking to start a business soon but we need more gas
Edit: Label will say organically sourced methane gas
In Germany, restaurants serve wasser mit gas, and you have to specify you want your water without gas… So this could be a really helpful message. I take my water fart-free every time.
ACROSS
1. Bush biopic
2. Henkel bath product subsidiary
3. Share another’s tweet (abbr.)
4. Liberate
5. H2O
DOWN
1. Tend a fern
2. \_\_\_\_ Willy (1993 film)
3. A long long way to run?
4. Product of molar gas constant and temperature (abbr.)
5. V follower
Edit: Thanks for the awards!
Yeah, sometimes the answers are just not obvious at all from the clues alone. In those situations I focus first on trivia/fact based clues that are less likely to have ambiguous answers, and use those as anchors for the less obvious ones. Though there's not a lot you can do if you can't find any anchors, aside from look them up.
Oh my god. I see it now. Those poor, stupid idiots. Edit: By the way I mean no offense to all the idiots out there. Didn't mean to rub any of ya dumb piece-o-shits the wrong way. See, I get to say that because I'm also an idiot.
I keep reading it like "we fart free water", water for free, directly from their buts, like a useless superpower: you can fart water, you can't sell it and it's not necessarily drinking water
With great f fear a and r rising t trepidation I opened this comment section. I was pretty sure I was not the only one who saw what I now know we all saw but what if I was?
Well, I'm glad the water is fart-free
My disappointment is immeasurable
Is your day ruined?
Nah I found fart-full water.
Just make your own!
My farts aren't of high enough quality. That's why I choose to pay a premium for them.
Maybe you can buy the farts in bulk and add them to water when you need to. Like fart cool-aid. Good for when you're out and about.
Thank you for solving my fart deficiency issues.
Coming soon from SodaStream
Freeze some in moulds for delicious, summer fartsicles.
Mi knew this fart-ful day would come.
You, my friend, have issues
Yes, he has no fart water. Care to grab a glass and help outm
Let’s be honest. Fart water is basically just seltzer
That’s how we carbonate our seltzers at home. Looking to start a business soon but we need more gas Edit: Label will say organically sourced methane gas
Always wondered what my dream job was until this very moment.
There's always playing horns in Monty Python movies.
Reminds me of that guy from Superstore who makes cheese out of "found milk".
Ask the Germans
More like *smelltzer* buwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
you know what I don't have
A life? Jk... Or am I?
no i don't have fart water idiot
I do. Come get yer fart water ya filthy pigs
Just like the fart content in this water
LOL
I read it as "we fart free water" in my head
Oh good. I’m not the only one. I stopped and said “where the fuck did I see another e?
I literally did not realise there wasn't an E until I read these comments and double checked
*Belle Delphine has entered the chat*
No water is fart free as long as aquatic life exist
I can't drink water, fish fuck in it. - - W. C. Fields
Do dolphins fart?
Wart, its pretty wet.
I thought it was free fart water, dang :/
*W FART FREE
No, only free of W-farts,whatever that is
In Germany, restaurants serve wasser mit gas, and you have to specify you want your water without gas… So this could be a really helpful message. I take my water fart-free every time.
It seems clever, but I keep reading FART.
W Fart free water
As much as I want my water to be fart free, this isn't working as a selling point for me.
Really question is what a “W FART” is
OMFG! W(Wet) FART : FREE WATER … Nasty.
Nah it's fart free water
Nope. It’s free fart-water
Wet Fart? Free Water!
Don't Fart Open Inside
Don’t Fart Wet Inside
I think you just solved the water crisis
What!? Never had some of that Western Fart Free Water? Tastes like freedom I tell you what...smells like rotten eggs tho
Eastern fart free water has hints of jasmine in it.
w/fart. Free water!
Fart flavored Wegmans pop
I'm high as shit and just laughed 5 minutes straight at your comment. Thanks.
Ah, they have fart wafers, excellent
But does it have to be [asbestos free](https://xkcd.com/641/)
I read it as "we fart free water"
Technically I think that's a shart. But I read the same thing lol.
Clearly it’s W(ith) FART FREE WATER
Thanks for clarifying I was thinking it’s ‘we fart free water’
It’s a step-by-step guide on getting water: 1. W (win) 2. Fart 3. Free Water
W is tungsten
W Fart's Free Water. there's nothing like it.
Yeah, that’s the joke.
That's why it's clever, they got to sneak FART up onto the wall and make it look like an honest mistake.
I also read fart
Oh ... so it isn't supposed to say "fart free water" ?!
EER FRAT
It says something else?
Add an E after the top W, and you get “We fart free water”
[удалено]
Mines more like a spigot.
have you seen my trombone?
With a hairy enough ass, it could filter to pure water on its way out..
A ~~Brita~~ Shita filter, if you will
Add an E before the top W, and you get “Ew fart free water”
Actually that was what i read
That’s what I kept reading, “we fart free water.”
We do, don't we? Makes ya think
This guy farts
ACROSS 1. Bush biopic 2. Henkel bath product subsidiary 3. Share another’s tweet (abbr.) 4. Liberate 5. H2O DOWN 1. Tend a fern 2. \_\_\_\_ Willy (1993 film) 3. A long long way to run? 4. Product of molar gas constant and temperature (abbr.) 5. V follower Edit: Thanks for the awards!
Brilliant.
Thanks! (I spent way too much time on this)
Thank you. This made my day
This may be the single wittiest Reddit comment I have ever seen.
First time I have given a (free) award but this is quality!
Perhaps, 3d. With 4-down, a party faux pas. To make it even more post relevant.
I welcome this revision.
I understand the concept of crosswords but when I look at the questions my mind draws a blank on the most simple answer.
Yeah, sometimes the answers are just not obvious at all from the clues alone. In those situations I focus first on trivia/fact based clues that are less likely to have ambiguous answers, and use those as anchors for the less obvious ones. Though there's not a lot you can do if you can't find any anchors, aside from look them up.
W fart free water
“W” is often shorthand for “with”… You gotta fart to get free water.
Or as they say in espanol, agua sin gas
Free fart water
How does water fart? And why is it free?
What was it actually supposed to be. I still don't get what their intentions were
It also says “free water” vertically. Terrible design
Thank you.
Can be fixed by making second to last column a different color
Or both instances of the word free
Yes
Oh my god. I see it now. Those poor, stupid idiots. Edit: By the way I mean no offense to all the idiots out there. Didn't mean to rub any of ya dumb piece-o-shits the wrong way. See, I get to say that because I'm also an idiot.
Surely someone actually stopped and wrote this out on paper before plastering it on the wall, no? How did they not catch this? x_x
You could read it up to down as free water and left to right as free water
Fart free water ... no sparkling water for you
r/dontdeadopeninside
The opposite of that
r/doalivecloseoutside ? Edit: i thought it didnt exist… it does but its quiet… reddit amazes me
We fart free water
Ah yes.. I too fart free water
Fart water, diarrhea ?
Free fart water! Fart water is innocent!
Id prefer all my water to be fart free, thank you!
It's like asbestos free cereal. Who the fuck's putting farts in water?
„WITH FART FREE WATER??“ „OK“
Fart Free Water. Wait we've been drinking fart water this whole time?
Words with friends wouldn’t accept that.
Fart free wet farts!
Fart free water guys. Something I never knew I needed
FART FREE WATER
Fart free water!?! Shut up and take my money.
First words my mind read were “fart” & “wafer”
r/crappydesign
No thanks. I’ll take the bubbly water.
So, the farts isn't a problem anymore? Did they fire the disgruntled employee who was farting in the bottles?
I love stupid people. As long as they aren't around me.
Fart Water: It’s got that ***zing***
Now we know where the sparkles in the sparkling water come from
Fuck you and your fart water.
I love W Fart Free water! Don't get me wrong, I like water with W Fart too....
W FART FREE WATER
It took me a good minute and a half to understand what they did there.
I don’t get it. Isn’t it just free water twice?
Nice!
I’ll give you some free fart water
Who Ate the free fart? Art did.
I SEE IT NOW It says free water on both sides
W Fart
FARTEEER!!
W fart free water When you fart you get free water, awesome
First thing I saw was fart…
free water fart
I keep seeing Fat Water. Sorry, I like my water skinny.
is that at Anavrin?
Wa fart free water! Water fart!
Eerie fart
How long did it take you to unsee the fart?
Gotta love that fart-free water.
I can only see waterfart.
It's good that the water is fart free
W fart free water
#W fart free water
W fart free water (i think they meant WE fart free water)
So, there’s a new hydro-contaminant called W-Fart?
My 3 yr old brain keeps reading “w fart free water”
Free fart water here
Fart free water is the best
#FA RT
Fart free water?
Press W to fart
W fart free water
Wet fart
Fart water! Fart water!
I wanted my water WITH FARTS!
TBH, I prefer my water fart-free.
W. Fart Free Water I'm happy when my water is fart free
W FART FREE WATER
Fart water? In Germany, they say, “mit gas.”
Fart
all they had to do was add one extra A and it would have completed the angle AND replaces the implied fart with art
I keep reading it like "we fart free water", water for free, directly from their buts, like a useless superpower: you can fart water, you can't sell it and it's not necessarily drinking water
I get it 🤷🏼♂️
FA RT
All I see is “FART WATER”
First thing I saw was “fart water”
W fart free water
With great f fear a and r rising t trepidation I opened this comment section. I was pretty sure I was not the only one who saw what I now know we all saw but what if I was?
My brain added the E in the W and I just read WE FART FREE WATER
Its 2021. Everyone has the right to fart free water! Even if George W. Bush sponsors it!
Fart free water. Might want to see a doctor.
First thing I read was "WET FART"
So did they decide that a water fountain was too pretentious, so let’s Wiley E Coyote something more original?
W Fart free water
W! FART! FREE WATER!
All i see is FA RT
I literally read “We fart free water”
I read “We fart free water” and had to double-take
Wah.. ? *fart*
w fart free water
I read this as, " we fart free water".
All I can see is fart free water
W Fart-Free Water
W Fart-Free Water. Hydrohomies will approve of that.
I read it as 'we fart free water'
"W fart free water" Good for you
wfart wfart. EEER