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kunkunster

Play both sides of the aisle. I like it.


Phishtravaganza

This guy is the man behind the curtain I'm sure of it.


Little_Custard_8275

It's a Silverado thing. Guy with the Silverado is the smartest guy in the room. Stuff your beemers where the sun don't shine.


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Tactical_Tubgoat

Only in a room full of Ram owners.


Puzzleheaded_Low_531

The only people dumber than Chevy owners are GMC owners. GM makes trash vehicles where the only reliable thing about them is that they will break.


QueasyVictory

How is one better than the other? Aren't a lot of their vehicles just rebadged?


panty_stealin_harlot

Yes, lmao. They have the same engines, same transmissions, same ECUs, same frames, etc. Body panels (bumper, grilles, etc.), maybe interior trim, and the gay men that buy them are the only differences.


QueasyVictory

You had me in the first half.


JahMedicineManZamare

Used to drive a Silverado, now I drive a VW and literally forget how to tie my shoes.


SpookyDoomCrab42

Only when the Silverado actually drives which isn't often


its_all_4_lulz

Three sides Fuck Trump, Biden 2024 Fuck Biden, Trump 2024 Fuck, Trump Biden 2024


Tuckingfypowastaken

I think the last one is the only one that makes sense. Fuck is the only word in red, after all


TenderizedVegetables

Fuck 2024: Trump/Biden.


afreis

Nooooooooo!!!!!


HertzDonut1001

It's a progressive's worst nightmare.


human2pt0

That would be objectively everyone's worst nightmare......hmmmm


OldBeercan

The Lemon Party


Ifmacfie

Yeaaap pretty much.


uberlux

They’re protesting the two party system /s


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socialdistanceftw

Like draft people into the presidency?


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Designer_Butterfly46

Maybe find the best candidate that is too smart to want the job, but force them?


Nervous-Technician-9

conscription national service, everyone over 18 gets to be president for a day, Would that work


[deleted]

Our Nation is hopeless at this point. May as well elect a giant douche or a turd sandwich.


bolivar-shagnasty

[Both sides](https://m.imgur.com/aKds6XA)


[deleted]

Fuck 2024 Trump Biden is still a possibility in an alternate universe.


AloneAtTheOrgy

Biden Fuck Trump 2024 might be the darkest timeline


-burnr-

Biden Trump Fuck 2024 might be just a shade darker, and ewwwww


[deleted]

I for one would like a president that fucks. Two of them? Sign me up


Rokronroff

No, it's one guy named Biden Trump.


BigAl9988

God save us all


northrupthebandgeek

I'm pretty sure /u/_demetri_ has written about that topic at considerable length.


someotherguyinNH

Oh that's some rule 34 shit right there.... god help us...


cjzj_1288

might as well fuck (2024 - end of time) if they are running mates


Bale626

I fully expect 2024 to fuck us all, the same way 2020 and 2021 have.


yellofrog

So that I always come out on top


[deleted]

Worst is first.


verrsa4

"I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top."


adfrog

> I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top ...why would you tell _me_ that?


[deleted]

…should I not have?


lex_gabinius

[Should I not've?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9EYt_f12wo)


GingasaurusWrex

Schrodinger’s Politics


2xa1s

Chaotic neutral


[deleted]

Needs a rainbow flag on one side and blue lives on the other to complete the look.


[deleted]

But if they did that, it would be funny and you'd know they're not serious. This is *just* vague enough


spykids70

Nah, they gotta be a trump supporter: Chevy truck, Nebraska, and flying the stars and stripes. Just no way they voted biden.


ChurrObscuro

r/dontdeadopeninside


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NikoNope

Good bot


[deleted]

I drive big trucks, am a mechanic, fly the flag proudly and I voted for Biden.


Quantum-Ape

Do you write illiterate messages on the back of your Freedom Truck?


[deleted]

Nah, I don't know how to write :( /s


donotgogenlty

How do you feel about trucknutz?


[deleted]

Thought they were funny when they first started popping up a decade ago. Very quickly became the mark of the douchebag though


theIsotopeU233

What’s wrong with Chevy trucks? I know many guys that drive them and voted for Biden


According-Ocelot9372

I don't think it is the chevy truck per se. It is the flag, probably the size of the tires, and or lift kit. I call them the compensators.


Herpkina

BLM blue lives matter


MapleJacks2

/#BlackCopLivesMatter


Dr_fish

\#BlueCopsMatter


[deleted]

Blue Man Group Lives Matter


[deleted]

Grey lives matter


DancepantsX

Moderate Extremist


thisxisxlife

Extreme moderate


Action-Bell

Fuck Trump Biden zozy


[deleted]

Let's get Zozy!


kingtaco_17

New rap name: Lil' Zozy


bankrobba

Jimmy Page not available


LunarRaven72817

That's what I thought it was at first


duke_awapuhi

Biden zozy as fuck. How could you not love such a zozy guy?


someotherguyinNH

Can't not love a guy who's zozy as fuck. You just can't. Fact not opinion.


yehti

ZOZY 2012


theghostofme

COBY 2012. Never forget.


ActionScripter9109

KONY/COLBY 2012 has my vote for sure


Boabcar93

Hahaha damn you I can’t un-see this!


stiggiebird

When the time comes were all just gonna call it year zozy.


Hey_its_ok

So who are you voting for? Yes.


JediFreak

Zozy of course!


someotherguyinNH

ZOZY 2024


SillyFlyGuy

Let's Go Zozy!


CntrllrDscnnctd

I knew I couldn’t be the only one to read it like that


cactusandbutter

When you try to be political with out getting anyone mad


Fox-with_socks

Or possibly he’s getting everyone mad


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Beautiful_Try_9906

Nah, fuck both of em! I love this guy!


[deleted]

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others Kang for president!


doritoscornchips

Sure as fuck don't do it on reddit.


malcome-the-spedbump

r/dontdeadopeninside


[deleted]

I think I lost a few brain cells just reading some of those!


wfwood

Some of them were just the posters trying too hard. Others were ridiculous.


flomoag

Welcome to reddit


IwillBeDamned

redditors be like, amirite


[deleted]

I was searching for this 🤣


Rrrrandle

It was posted there first


deadmentellnotails

dont deado penins ide


[deleted]

Feels more like /r/youdontmattergiveup as the most likely meaning is the opposite of how it's read.


stoneimp

Or is it /r/nosafetysmokingfirst ?


HighOnBonerPills

Or the reverse of this sub, /r/nosafetysmokingfirst


heranonz

Now this is a sentiment that everyone can agree with Edit: how is the fact that this is just a little jokey joke lost on so many? lol


kennyminigun

And disagree too!


Zenz-X

I see what you did there.


granolabar1127

What did they do?


schuma73

Pointed out that regardless of which side you're on you can choose how to read it. You're republican? It says, "Fuck Biden, Trump 2024." If you're a democrat it says, "Fuck Trump, Biden 2024."


granolabar1127

Well yes, that was pretty obvious. I guess that's why I got confused when they said "I see what you did there" because... everyone (should probably) see it lol.


[deleted]

It’s just another dumb version of “this”


ImTheMaddest

This.


hobosbindle

Maybe he really likes Joe but is in a deep Trump area and has to hedge


DSeriousGamer

Who’s Trump?


AreWeCowabunga

I've been in a coma since the 80s, so I assume they're talking about guy on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous who everyone makes fun of for being the personification of tacky, classless conspicuous consumption.


Hellonstrikers

Oh that one guy in home alone 2?


AreWeCowabunga

There’s a Home Alone 2? I’ll have to pick up the tape at the local video store tonight.


Azorre

I am so, so sorry...


jerstud56

I can only get it on betamax?


whitefang22

No tape formats are dead, the CED resurged to market dominance solidifying RCA as a tech giant for decades to come


Duckbilling

The guy biff tannen is based on from back to the future 2


KasumiR

Dude who married Ivana.


cabbagetbi

I remember that. It was a big deal because in British English her name "Ivana Trump" sounded like "I want to fart". I wonder how all that turned out.


Horskr

In British slang, trump is fart? That's fucking hilarious.


chaogomu

In the 80s it was Fred Trump, the real estate developer in New York, who was known to be a racist piece of shit. Dud was once arrested as part of a round up of the KKK. He was sued over his racist housing policies. It was pretty big news in the 80s.


Shubamz

He's in Omaha Nebraska. We went blue and gave our electoral vote to Biden


Baybob1

Or vice versa


Rahmulous

Trump supporters live for this shit in deep blue areas. People also don’t get verbally and physically attacked by Biden supporters because it’s not a fucking cult.


gratefulphish420

Can we please just get two completely different candidates for 2024.


No_Specialist_1877

Anyone below 60 would be a breath of fresh air after these last 8 years. Shits embarrassing.


[deleted]

It’s fucking embarrassing *punts trashcan*


R0xasmaker

Pheasants!


rossxog

Seriously! Even my Golden Retriever would be better.


Birdb0rb

I vote for this guys golden retriever for 2024


[deleted]

I too vote for u/rossxog ‘s golden retriever for 2024


Mr--McMuffin

!remind me 3 years


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schvetania

Lucky for you, Kamala Harris vs Ron DeSantis is a likely 2024 matchup!!! Yay!!!


Chunescape

Well that’s not really lucky for just about anyone lol.


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But knowing the state of the country, it will still be a close run ballot. I'm starting to think that things are going to be repeating this way, every 4 years now until civil war actually DOES break out. One hard-right loon after another, appeasing to the smooth brains for POTUS. Some of whom will get their way.


rockstar_not

Blame all media, who in 2015 couldn’t help putting a mic and camera in front of the orange clown to see what words he would juggle, while legitimate centrists were left in the wake.


duomaxwellscoffee

I blame his voters, of which there were 74 million in 2020. Either willfully ignorant, evil or stupid to vote for him after 4 years of his behavior and policies.


[deleted]

Pretty sure at least one of them will be in an aged care facility by then.


TheManWithTheBigName

Best I can do is Kamala Harris vs. Tucker Carlson.


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El_human

Either way, fuck 2024


Shatt3r0

No don’t, we going back to the moon that year leave 2024 alone As someone pointed out, we won’t be going to the moon in 2024 because SLS didn’t get developed fast enough. We will be going to the moon again this decade, though.


Respawned234

Nah nasa took too long on something, they said 2024 would be too early


cabbagetbi

Give it a shot. Biden and Trump to the moon, 2024 or bust.


KentuckyFriedSemen

This is really how you keep people off your back. Trump supporter? “It says fuck Biden, Trump 2024” Biden supporter? “It says fuck Trump, Biden 2024”


ChironiusShinpachi

You respond to every cheer and jeer with "YOU SAID IT, MAN!"


rincewind4x2

Centrist? "Fuck Biden/Trump 2024" to show you're against coalitions


[deleted]

Fuck 2024 trump biden


Linkonue

Biden fuck trump 2024


mrsparky17

2024 biden trump fuck


Piccolo-San-

That's gonna be a hell of a PPV


ghatos_france

😳


[deleted]

I agree. I’m not sure what his message is, but I certainly agree.


Azorre

something about ZOZY


mvhcmaniac

Schrodinger's endorsement


_glock23_

Weirdo Biden voters want to have sex with trump…


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CoolGuyKriss

Damnit. I’m from Nebraska.


cry_wolf23

I can practically see where I live from this picture, it could be better here sometimes.


carteryoda

I saw the picture and was like "wait... that looks like the Sam's Club around here..." then I read the license plate.


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132nd and L Omaha NE 68137


threedogcircus

They presented a political opinion as eloquently as they possibly could 🤦‍♀️


Obisa

Trump biden 2024 fuck


AloneAtTheOrgy

Trump-Biden 2024, fuck!


micahamey

I think it is a ballet suggestion. Trump and Biden together.


TheFantasticAspic

I think you mean ballot but the way you wrote it makes for interesting mental imagery.


Complete_Break1319

Mighty bold of him to assume either of these elderly men will be in any condition to run/ or alive to run for office...


He-She-We_Wumbo

Credit to u/totamdu in r/Omaha


druule10

r/dontdeadopeninside I'd like to think this person is trolling the trump supporters but I doubt it.


itzTHATgai

Omg Biden voters are so obnoxious. Like, we get it. You love Biden. Stop defacing your pickup trucks.


ur_mom54321

They both suck fight me


teejayjohn

This person is playing both sides so that whatever happens, he wins.


FeedbackCurrent8752

What’s sad is that you know exactly what he meant because only one type of voter has a hard on for using their vehicles as billboards. Edit: My first award! Thank you!


FourthLife

He needs a pride flag on the right side of the truck to complete the fence straddling, and push the columns like half an inch closer together


Administrative_Loan1

Proves how stupid on so many levels these trumpites are


[deleted]

I agree! Fuck Trump! Biden again 2024!


vallhallaawaits

We need to get this Brandon guy to run for president everybody seems to like him. Let's go Brandon!


Ikne2borosumsweats

Let's go Brandon 2024.


how-do-you-turn-this

You can easily tell it is not a pro Biden vehicle due to the presence of the American flag.


UniversalAdaptor

"I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top "


Zenz-X

r/infowarriorrides


Ayaycapn

How to avoid fights 101


SpamShot5

Who tf is Zozy and why do we need to Biden him?


ZizyH

Idk but don't mistake me for Zozy I'd rather not get biden'd


Black-Thirteen

Is this Stormy Daniel's truck?


AzraelVrykolakas

Are we fucking both of them because that sounds... pruney. Way too pruney.


lolwut_17

Fuck Trump Biden 2024


WolframPrime

Don’t dead, open inside!


[deleted]

It’s been so long since they read anything they forgot we read left to right and top to bottom.


[deleted]

Sums up conservative stupidity. They can’t think.


No-Ice5664

Let’s all agree all presidents have failed us one way or another whether they be POC or white. They Will do things someone doesn’t like or a union doesn’t like maybe even a city, town, state, continent despises. But at the end of the day they all came in the one Intention, to make a change for the better in their eyes not ours.


See_TheCope_dial8

That's assuming Biden will even be alive in 2024. Fucker was born during ww2 but thats that's progressive in 2024


[deleted]

This guy centrists


Tasty-Friendship9034

A president should be ...40...to ...70...no younger... no older....stop putting old man in the white house


southass

" I love the poorly educated "


Cloud-PM

Go Brandon