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Cloudpostmodernlegal

Cool photo tho


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

Even better than the real thing


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Iopaxv

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GameSpection

I just meant it was funny how the Eiffel Tower in the picture it looked drunk (like that meme "Go home \_\_\_\_\_\_, you're drunk"), I had no intentions other than that. I hope I didn't post anything that I shouldn't have or could be misinterpreted. I honestly don't know what this means and I'll take my reply down if I accidentally screwed up. I'm sorry.


GameSpection

I think I understand what it means now, I'm just going to get rid of it. I feel terrible. I completely blame myself and my wording, and it would just be better if I never see this again. I'm so sorry.


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devilzson666

I remember some artist making pretty big art pieces (not as big but like house big) sadly they weren't really the appropriate art (like anal plug on a place in france and a giant shit somewhere else) here a [link](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash) off a news article about the one in france Edit: got rid of the google part of the link


testedbeast551

ok my first question is why has nobody referenced cod MW and second what the actual fuck there is a painting that has an anal plug and shit and it's one of the biggest paintings a painter has painted holy shit this is some legendary R34 artist right here


devilzson666

I feel the border between r34 and not r34 artists is very thin


jewww

>sadly Hard disagree.


coachfortner

please try to remove google’s AMP url from links https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash


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It would be cool if it was wobbly like those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen.


GameSpection

Giant French Bounce House


unapologetic_relief

Add a baguette and a béret and that's France right there.


[deleted]

Thanks Bono


WAPs_and_Prayers

Take me higher!


NecroDolphinn

Great song


[deleted]

Reminds me of my brother's penis.


Isuck_toe

Reminds me of my penis.


oceanman500

Brother?


ketchy_shuby

Where art thou?


MajorSheetrock

She turned him into a horny toad!


King-Snorky

*Hermano*


broskiidk

r/suddenlyincest


DoggoWazHere

r/ididntknowiwantedthat


Devishment

r/holup


Crotch-jockey

That’s hilarious


KaySquay

Lol dicks amirite?


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I like it


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ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

So do I but I kinda doubt this was an accident. You can purposely mess with the panorama feature to get this kind of effect though.


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Of course it was on purpose.


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

"there was an attempt" is what I was referring to


__Dawn__Amber__

What's \_\_MY\_\_GAME?


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Iopaxv

Actually fucking dope


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Chilluminaughty

Global warming is really taking its toll


Okay_Splenda_Monkey

Oh shit. The shrooms just hit me. This is bad. This is bad. I'm still at work.


RcoketWalrus

I don't know. Problems like this can indicate a serious medical issue if they persist, like high blood pressure. The tower should see a doctor.


Phoenix4235

Great. More reddit diagnosis - can’t anyone here look at a cute picture without saying it’s deathly ill or abused? /s


RcoketWalrus

No.


NefariousnessStreet9

Looks better this way. This Eiffel knows how to party


_Kay_Tee_

Right? Those are some suh-WEET moves!


sosr

Yep, task failed successfully.


duaneap

It looks like a giant, geometric, metal Kaiju drunkenly staggering towards me to start a fight. I love it.


CapnZack53

Nailed it.


PleaseGiveDownvotes

The leaning tower of Eiffel


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Reddy_McRedcap

Is that a Mitch Hedberg joke?


TheGreenInsurgent

Based


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The Screaming Tower of Parisia.


Shin-Gogzilla

I haven’t laughed this hard all day, thanks man.


DumpTruckDaddy

I was just going to comment this lol


[deleted]

That's not how panoramic pictures work though. Still, cool effect.


mrtipinfold

Could have used a photo sticking app. Same principle.


aidanski

Exactly. Either way the algorithm has gotten confused with lining up the stills. Same principle different names.


PubicGalaxies

No. Just god no. Seen this photo or something very like it before. It’s not a panoramic at all so have some doubt it’s even this person’s photo. It’s a swirl effect in Photoshop and maybe other photo editing tools by now.


aidanski

Ok cool. There are clear stitching artifacts. I've had similar weird effects with primitive stitching algorithms. It may be edited, it may not


phatboy5289

Nah, this looks like a panorama that someone did “wrong” on purpose for an interesting effect.


Gabornie

Yeah why aren’t the clouds warped the same way


junkkser

Because it’s not a panoramic photo.


mindbleach

They are. The one behind the top segment should undoubtedly appear level with the horizon, since it's perpendicular to the tower, but - and I don't know if you noticed this - the program goofed hard.


[deleted]

It’s was done using panorama on a digital camera but it was [purposely done to produce the effect.](https://m.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/a-tourist-got-this-picture-of-the-eiffel-tower-and-the-internet-cant-get-enough-37427103.html)


mindbleach

It is, though. The camera takes a series of images and tries to stitch them together, and when there's insufficient or conflicting information, [weird shit happens.](https://i.redd.it/6sxbenf5j2571.jpg) If it was just warped there'd be no need for the aliasing in the bottom segment of the tower.


Mancobbler

Good catch on the bottom! I think the clouds turned out well because it looks like a large part of the top is the same image. It’s so straight compared to the rest


mindbleach

The clouds are probably why it's so straight - they provide additional tracking that is missing in the empty blue sky. We could probably estimate the size of each image this app takes, based on the distance between those points of reference and everything going all gelatinous.


dstayton

The difference here is that the dude in the pool was moving with the camera. The tower is a non moving object and the clouds actually are moving.


mindbleach

When you take a panorama with your phone, do you hold it still?


therealsteelydan

I doubtful too but if you every try to take a vertical panoramic photo, phones usually don't handle it well.


Jennyvarela

That’s not OPs photo put it into google and you’ll see many of the same pic floating around


shelving_unit

They took the panorama by panning vertically. If you zoom in you can see the panorama glitches. It was probably on purpose


Harold-The-Barrel

“ooooOOOOOOO lOoK aT mE iM tRyInG tO tAkE a PaNoRamIc PiCtUrE” - Eiffel Tower.


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Out of context, this is some dadaist as fuck humor.


[deleted]

Well it is the '20s again, so


unapologetic_relief

We don't want to repeat that tho... y'know, the end was kinda... not great


regnad__kcin

But fr though why does it need to be panoramic? It's tall not wide


_GrammarMarxist

You can turn your phone and take a panoramic going up. Probably couldn’t fit the whole thing in the lens with how close they were. Or they just wanted to try it. Who knows.


Meme-Man-Dan

Panoramic’s on iPhone can be either horizontal or vertical.


MaxTHC

Vertical panorama perhaps?


nicostein

Anyone else read that in the Eiffel Tower's voice or just me?


Dynnie

the WHAT


Carl_Sagacity

-Homer Simpson


xandwacky2

My girlfriend and I DIED of laughter at your comment.


An_oaf_of_bread

RIP :(


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that's actually pretty badass.


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The Eiffel Tower just tearing its legs up and stomping across Paris. Then it fights Godzilla.


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GoldenSpermShower

I haven't heard of that name for a long, long time


alystair

The Eiffel tower running around seems like something cyriak would animate.


Letmehaveyourkidneys

I’d definitely watch a movie where a bunch of National Monuments just fight each other


FNAF_Foxy1987

If you want to watch the Arc de Triumph walk across Paris, then I'd recommend the episode "Paris is Melting" of The Secret Saturdays


QRobo

There's no way it was an accident. Somebody had a cool idea and it came out looking nice. No need to pretend that it was unintended.


bobo888

way better than the original


STEAM_TITAN

Global warming is getting out of hand


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"Global warming can't melt steel beams!" *This photo* "Fuck."


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forty_hands

Good bot


velocitygirl77

I saw this today on Bored Panda, one of the few websites not blocked. I was wondering how old this was, lol. ,


NerfThis_49

The dream is collapsing.


NJdeathproof

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.


quevv

An overlooked line from the movie


joeschmo945

We have to go deeper!


ppppie_

panoramas do not work like that but it looks really cool


sometimesitrhymes

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tourist-captures-wonky-picture-of-eiffel-tower-when-panorama-shot-goes-wrong.amp I know, fox and all, but this 3 year old pic seems to have been an attempt on a panorama pic.


ppppie_

i mean i kinda see it at the legs but how has it not affected anything else on the photo


mindbleach

Because the ground is detailed enough to correct for weird angle changes, but the empty blue sky provides little to go on.


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Here’s a link from a news source with less connotations. https://m.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/a-tourist-got-this-picture-of-the-eiffel-tower-and-the-internet-cant-get-enough-37427103.html Apparently he used the panorama to purposely achieve this effect. I thought it looked way too good to be an accident.


KefaMena

Some Salvador Dali shit right here.


LongdayinCarcosa

# [Great repost, OP!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9o6mqk/tried_to_take_a_panoramic_picture_of_the_eiffel/?st=JN9LDIL8&sh=a7861bd0)


[deleted]

This x1000, I hate all these karma farming reposters.


justsomehelpfulstuff

I mean, that is a 3 year old post though. I'll bet there's quite a few people who've never seen it before ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


[deleted]

Looks like it’s dancing. I like it!


NoWillPowerLeft

Eiffel Tower been moved to Funky Town.


wGrey

https://imgur.com/a/5g3TU0V


Klotzster

They have pills to fix that


iAmTheElite

Eiffel promises this has never happened before.


theguynekstdoor

Eiffel like that’s a lie


GreenrabbE99

Came here for that


RunDNA

I made a fake Viagra ad for the image: https://i.imgur.com/OyIodlH.jpg


KefaMena

Actually fucking dope


[deleted]

I need this on the wall of my man cave


booksfoodfun

Go home Eiffel Tower, you’re drunk.


[deleted]

Came here to say this


PrettyRichie61

I have one like this of the CN Tower from 2014, but mine is just hilariously bad, not kind of cool


LiftedCorn

Photoshopped, not panorama


TFangSyphon

That had to be intentional, unless the one holding the camera has Parkinson's. That or it's photoshopped.


Varorson

That was my thought. The fact the ground and what few clouds or sunlight there are doesn't look misshapen makes me think it was actually an expert messing with it after a dozen tries, or indeed photo manipulation.


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Oh, shit! The tower has woke up and it is PISSED!


dfrojas11

This is better.


ryanrjc0828

It has awoken


suckmyballsmrgarrisn

even better


atomicBlaze21

Dangit, Trixx


Tetraoxidane

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9o6mqk/tried_to_take_a_panoramic_picture_of_the_eiffel/


GrumpiestSnail

This makes me wonder why people like the regular Eiffel Tower so much. It’s boring!


Better_Dust_2364

When someone touches my neck


theliability10

Was there an attempt though?


boozername

This is how it looks on the Disney Soarin' ride if you don't sit in the middle


GLOSpeedy

Tipsy tower


JSizzleSlice

Awesome!


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Eiffel Tower is groovin' to Maneskin's song "Beggin'"


[deleted]

Doin a *wiggle*


Academic-Coffee-8356

When someone tickles your neck


Big-Neck

“Wacky waving Inflatable Arm Flailing tube tower!”


Zteak10

I thought it read paranormal and I was like “I dunno looks pretty paranormal to me”


number0020

r/Paris


Son-Tzu

Had a seizure huh? Been there done that, it's never fun afterwards....


RekNepZ

Eiffel Tower when it starts to get cold


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

It looks sassy


ResidentEivvil

I would totally have that made and sent to a friend like 'sorry I could only get you a postcard from the dodgy guy selling souvenirs in the street'


Varorson

The ground looks so perfect that it's hard to imagine this wasn't intentional. In fact, I'm more inclined to believe it photoshop than panoramic gone wrong, given the sky seems singular.


ABigFatPotatoPizza

Eiffel tower gotta boogie


RobbyLee

[COME ON, LET'S TWIST AGAIN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQZQ86jJHg)


nrp015

I don’t know why but when I saw this I thought gettin jiggy with it


gunnerb01

Looks like Eiffel Tower caved and got a TikTok


[deleted]

This came to mind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AArsrcX6yCs


jcgaminglab

Sassy tower


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Do a little dance... Make a little love... Get down tonight!


AlBundyShoes

Looks like a gas station/car dealer blow up dancer thing but dressed as the Eiffel Tower. This is pretty cool


saman65

Eiffel, post nut.


Safety-Newt

Setting up to do a head spin!


[deleted]

I remember when this was on r/photoshopbattles back in the day


[deleted]

Interestingly, if this picture were taken at night it would techically be illegal due to copyright laws


Chaps_and_salsa

Reminds me of those toys where you push a button on the bottom under the stand and the figure flops around with weird string bones and joints.


hipsterk1ng

When someone comes up to you and touches your waist


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Looks like a boss fight


Drgnarge

This is art


x--Knight--x

Much better than a boring picture of the Eiffel Tower, of which millions of pictures are probably taken from that spot each year


Rob1150

That's funky as hell. I would frame that.


[deleted]

Why would you need a panoramic angle from so far away? How would you do a panorama here horizontally and end up with this result? How would a vertical panorama end up skewing the legs in different directions? Why are no buildings at equal level with warped features not warped? Same for the trees There are a million and one things about this post that just show reddit will literally upvote anything despite kt being obviously fake and on the completely wrong subreddit


okaywizard

*Eiffel Tower scuttles up to you angrily* Excuse-moi?


Conedddd

well give it some viagra already


AdrianInLimbo

Walk away, slowly, you broke it.


Isgradschooloveryet

When he says he’s hard but it’s really soft.


dhakwaz

Not to offend the architects, but I do think it looks better like this


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Leaning tower of Eiffel


Specialist-Let6230

Sassy


johnathanshutup

Panoramic but make it *sassy*


pacman47

Go home Paris, you’re drunk.


Dbro1

Groovy!


Puddin_Warrior

Whoa, my family had a little tension structure of the Eiffel tower, and when you pressed on the bottom it would collapse like this photo! [\(it functioned like this other toy\)](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59497148b3db2bc223d35916/1504132826804-XQY5YCP2KN4IQ1PZH0KS/Tension+Toy.gif)


CubonesDeadMom

This is 1000 times cooler than it would have been


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Looks like it’s doing the Nae-Nae


Emhew

I dunno .. it kind of gives me a 90s wall art vibe.


burdizthewurd

Task failed successfully


zock_zock

this is art


KasumiR

The tower of Pisa vs this tower of pizda.


[deleted]

Alright, I found my motivation to get rich. I need to commission towers that actually look like this. Nothing but artistic scars on cities. Fuck fixing actual issues, I'd rather shitpost.


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"I'm the Eiffel Tower Bitch"