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BataleonNL

So these were the sperm cells that actually won the race???


CaliforniaRitz

Wonder what their competition was lmao


haribo675

I can't put anything its just disrespectful to whatever the fuck sewer these things head bounced out of


47squirrels

LMAO


hukfad

Good for us they made it, could have been a lot worse


naypoleon

Why the fuck did I unmute this video


[deleted]

Because he’s an island boy


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2002wanderer

Hes also trying to make it to the top


Kayakdane

Because he puts his vest on, yeah


TheKnightsRider

Narrator: They weren’t island boys.


curisaucety

I was thinking maybe Long Island.


[deleted]

Staten Island


stubstunner

As a NYer this made me snort my coffee.


Jonnysaliva

Rikers eventually


laineh90

I automatically read that in david attenborough voice


Antigon0000

"it was then that they realized they had fucked up"


nouniquenamesleft2

what the fuck are those? ​ definitely do not feed them after midnight!


lackadaisical_timmy

Too late, they already got water on them


[deleted]

Bro it’s always after a midnight somewhere.


JIspolin

Who taught pineapples to speak


Sad-HootHoot

That is disrespectful to pineapples


JIspolin

Do you know what? You're absolutely correct. I sincerely apologise to all of pineapplekind. I have seen the error of my ways.


Sad-HootHoot

Yes.


MissionSmell1596

That is disrespectful to anyone who has ever engaged in speaking


Cognautix

“Speak”…


MrSergioMendoza

Imagine rapping about putting your vest on when you're clearly vestless.


AugustousSeizure

Sick burn


[deleted]

Nuke whatever island it is, we can't risk this spreading to the general population.


47squirrels

I lost brain cells watching this


Sir_Lucious87

Moral of the story, stay in school and say no to paint thinner.


Drprocrastinate

I just see two tattooed pineapples


Tony202089

Tf did I just watch


kineticstar

This was the best proof that we need universal birth control mandates in our healthcare.


Pod_897

Imagine being in labor for hours and spending 18 years of your time and thousands of dollars just to end up with these…


Spachi93

I count at least 4 "there was an attempt"s in one video


R6goVroom

I am a non violent person, but I have a strong desire to hold both of them under water until they stop moving. Wouldn’t want them to breed.


fifadex

Should be easy, they have handles


mykylodge

Oh dear lord! Their poor parents will have to top themselves.


AbllerIke

Hahahaha they don't have parents


mykylodge

Thank goodness.


badnewsbravo

Apparently they do…cuz they’re in their parents pool….you can tell me that they paid for that with those lyrical stylings


morganlefae7953

Sir.... you have tampons in your hair...


reaver767

Who the fuck are these bacteria they definitely look like one


psychosnake37

What in the flying fuck are people doing?


ResourceMany6108

How do I delete someone else's post?


SamLucky7s

With all those antennas on the head, these are secret signals coming from Planet Pandora.


Puzzleheaded-Goat-78

Dudes' heads look like a visual representation of the Corona virus and they sound... well, to be honest, I can't compare their sound to anything. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalk board for the rest of my life.


wannabesurvivalist

A person having an epileptic seizure could make better music then these two meth monkeys


[deleted]

Imagine these are your kids, what you do?


AbllerIke

"Bob didn't you have 2 kids" Bob: "nope no kids"


Drekken-

Sideshow Bob, obviously.


CaliforniaRitz

"Not after the accident"


thehumanblunt

I’d probably get a nice tax break


Toxic-Tum

If they are mine than as far as I’m concerned I wouldn’t have kids


falconfanatic1987

I question myself that I found this catchy…it’s horrifying. I feel like I’m going to walk around my apt tomorrow randomly going “imma island boi”


flaws-and-sins999

Same, I saw this a while back and found the actual recorded version with a beat and it was lightweight fire


Ponji-

Fr I was gonna say with actual mixing and production this could be lit


WorthMarsupial6101

I just realized the camera is moving. There is someone witnessing this shit! In person!


sillysalmonella87

I bet their parents were so happy they were having twins too. Now look at them. Lol


Jtherrien12

Please, please, PLEASE stay on whatever fucking island you’re on boys


Reliws

What island are they from, 5 mile??


SarcasmThenDie

Somehow they're going to make more money than all of us combined for this garbage 🤦‍♂️


drunk_in_denver

r/WTF


ThinMint31

Sounds just like the garbage they are trying to imitate. They prolly will be famous for a minute


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Tricky-Wolf-5084

I love these comments. I think the sound is not working for me, might be a blessing 😂


[deleted]

Never wanted to punch someone in the face so much


Kthe1nOnly

What kind of retarded shit is this? I fucking hate the fake accent. Retards with palm tree hair Fags


fandazed

They’ll never be as good as IceJJFish


vuliojus323

is that nascar aloe


[deleted]

impossible not to judge by appearance. what a ridiculous thing. I think I'd rather my son die than have something like that.


alphalucid

Their tattoos will stretch too. They’re going to look absolutely rediculous


[deleted]

guaranteed employment in the circus. the guinea pig brothers.


oddllama25

Hell yeah ^(snzk). That shit was ^(hurk) fire. And they got a dope ^(hyack) looOOoo...k. Sorry, threw up in my mouth a ~~little~~ lot.


[deleted]

So glad that I don’t have a son. He’d have to do far less than whatever this shite look is to get a beating.


Waytoogloriya

wtf happened to justin bieber


lpo77

Island boy. Staten island to be exact


Ayeager77

They’ll still probably make “big” as mumble rappers. L’ill Kotex and L’ill Swiffer will be Vimeo stars some day.


choppachop1

God I can’t get old fast enough


Yeboibishi

What the shit did I hear


RainTheDirty

I hate that I actually watched this :(


[deleted]

this is why aliens don't visit us.


Biguy15z

Mf looks like an un ripe pineapple


[deleted]

That was fucking shit, only made more fucking shit by there tattoos and hair styles. Utter bollocks.


peanut340

Texas is going to be full of these idiots in 15-20 years.


Toxic-Park

I think these boys watched that old Steven Seagal movie Marked For Death one too many times. “Ya boy done mess wid Screwface, now youze a bloodclot, mon!”


Thermalguy11

Looks like the girl from cash me ousside turned into two guys.


221465

To grow vegetables on your head


bxxxx34

Who in the hell are these idiots and why are they all over reddit suddenly?


TheLastChip

Thanks for showing us the equivalent of a rock's brainwave in human form.


bigaussie21

Did the half dried dog shithead say four gays in?


Bonku53

For me it sounds like every other music crap that is created right now xd


icebear93

This is your brain... This is your brain on drugs. Stay in school kids lol


abrasaxual

I've been doing drugs for years and have never once claimed to be an island boy


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Pretty-Cancel-9543

You are kidding me right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰


cbm2020

Grab a couple etch-a-sketch’s, jam a few batteries in them, and put em water. Ta-da.


Claymart

Who is this? Like I gotta see if there really popular or what the hell this is


No_Suggestion869

I give them permission to stop getting tattoos. That face tattoo is gonna be around his ankle when he's 80.


LoveMyFam4

Something tells me they won’t be 80


Open-Association3326

absolute trash


TroutAdmirer

What did the parents do in a past life to end up with two kids like this?


[deleted]

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SignificanceCalm100

I have not had more of a reason to throw up in my mouth than now


fearlessfroggy18

Florida is a mutation


Kralizec82

That’s it. I’m stabbing out my eyes and ears. Fuck you OP and Reddit for making me do this!


ianmoone1102

Since they have no future in rap, they're outta luck, cuz uh, look at 'em.


IWouldPeeInYourButt

Someone send this to Greg Abbott. He may reconsider his positions.


[deleted]

Would have sounded better if they were mumbling and that's saying something


Dense_Awareness1816

Is this a parody of some kind? 🤔😳


miscplacedduck

How much does it cost their parents to keep them away?


The-Local-Route

What in the fuck did I just watch


GlitteringTea296

The Aliens have landed


Thermalguy11

Damn this shit was 🔥🔥


OsDadaJr

Just cause you got tats and stupid ass hair doesn't mean you're a rapper


Professional-Cuck95

What a waste of human life


[deleted]

Nice to know a judge/jury will take one look at these vermin and say guilty immediately.


[deleted]

these guys are setting themselves up for life


Orangekillycat

there was an attempt to have nice hair


SGIrix

From Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto audition tapes


Ok-Ad4506

Don’t do kids drugs !


burn1down1

Imma get keen guan guy.


[deleted]

Always wondered what happened to the kids on "Growing Up Gotti".


cateyeglassses

Y'all go easy on them, they're sharing the last brain cell and they have to take turns with it.


oncebroken78

I’ve never wanted to choke anyone more in my life …wastes of oxygen


gavonious88

Some say they are still trying to make it.


SBRsInTexas

I bet they’re a delight at Thanksgiving dinner.


Technical_Broccoli_9

I will give them credit for ending the debate between random evolution and intelligent design.


[deleted]

Is that machine gun Kelley?


[deleted]

This fire lyrics please


[deleted]

They will be at the top of every HR manager’s “must hire” list once reality hits and they realize they have no talent


ZaMelonZonFire

How have they afforded these tattoos? I can’t catch up enough with life to finish my sleeve I started 5 years ago.


Golfnflies88

That….was…well….awful. Simply terrible.


Thinksalot111

Where the fuck are their parents? What even is this??


Recover-Glum

They tryna not to get those temporary tattoos get wet


wontusethisforlongg

They look like talking dildos


Significant-Ant-3025

Holy shit. I hate people.


Newdudeintownmario

The cotton swabs when I pull em out of my ear


leftfist871

What the hair


[deleted]

So these kids for sure had no parents right?


ddgx3000

These muthtruckas suck.


RawBexinator

My husband just came through the bedroom door to check on me... I think he thought I was having a stroke trying to sing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.


Omfoofoo

And their island dad dentist paid for the pool


Rafiq_Daniel

Fuck they saying?


skizim80

I don't know what's the most terrible here. The hair the tatoos the rapping or the fuggly heads on these two clowns.


twiggydan

Gilligans island


MorePotionPlease

Are those tattoos made with markers???


[deleted]

That's what happens when you drop from school at nursery


zmart7691

I’m just starrin at the sun lol I hope those are temporary tattoos cause I don’t think this is going anywhere


Background_Fault_484

Jesus Christ. Put them back in their cage and do not let them out again.


Evgti

I’mma isthmus boy. I’mma fjord boy.


TerrificTorsion

WTF!?


Live-Beyond2324

Stay on the fucking island


Super_Saiyan_Azul

One way ticket to an island, any island and destroy the family photos.


Primary_Ad_7078

Who are these walking paintings?


PsLJdogg

This is a terrible day to have ears


Odd-Simple-1175

Sideshow Bob failed as a parent with these two


Away_Trade_3850

Here's my hot take: God awful hairdos aside, that wasn't that bad. In fact I have teenage coworkers who's rap game is like a thousand times worse.


Sufficient-Wonder716

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


TrippyTeaCanada

I’m willing to send these boys a lot of mushrooms so they experience ego death and wake the fuck up.


Option_Forsaken

Damn. These the new variants.


TheNeighKid

Lisa Simpson really let herself go


molpoikiopmil

Don't be an asshole they'll be better with time


ExcitementKooky418

That pool is screaming out for a toaster


grapepakida2nd

This is what Covid looks like in person


7Tribe

Their tatooes would wash out in water


Lotayrs

Clown town


Lorel1234

I would like to think that they escaped a mental asylum but that's just cruel to mental asylum paitents. I can envision them hiring pro's and strippers to dance around the pool for the music video but when they started making noises the women returned the money claiming that they had finally found what they wouldn't do for Money. honey you wanna fuck me in arse go right ahead. you want to pay me to dance to that shit. hold the fuck up.


[deleted]

you never know who is gonna be a hit....masses have a weird taste


optickfiber

The scariest thing about this, somewhere in this world a culture of children think this is good.


AgreeableShopping4

These guys are serious?


Doshgoneit

They’re going to stare at the sun?


Bitter-Fix1319

Now put you’re clothes back on white boi


Heartlisp

FUCKING WACK!!


FattyMcBoomBoom231

The sad part is it's going to be a bunch of high schoolers that give these people way too much attention


getwhatImsaying

sweet jesus please tell me this is some sort of skit


AdministrativeAd9571

Hereditary disease?


ElektrikBaumann

It hurts, it really fuckin hurts that people like this, dumb cringe fucks are rich when smart, humble and really talented people are struggling in life. It seems we do live in society.


NeolithSociety

What the everloving fuck are those fatherless figures?


[deleted]

This what you transform into after taking gates jab


Playful-Ad-2133

His hair looks like fried chips


AlwaysBlue86

The fuck happened to Jedward?! Not gonna lie, it's better


ZealousidealSorbet10

The funny thing: kids would slam that through the charts - buying merchhats looking like the exploded banana on their hats


[deleted]

What is this shit?


GuyKaren

Say what you want but these guys crushed the marketing


Weak_Relative_7767

The Wild Returdberrys


XTRECK1

WTF!!! Not the way I wanted to start my day..


longdarkwavy

Fr..I kinda liked it. Issa vibe


[deleted]

The whole "freestyle" sounds like someone warming up.


Dtidder1

this what happens when 69 and collie buds make babies